>in apartment rental #23475-087 >have nutrition supplement beta 5 tonight >think I'll treat myself and use 300 good goy point on the taste-o-matic 2000 >pick beef wellington >it malfunctions and gives me surströmming >call hotline about malfunction and possible good goy point refund >get reported to my boss and fired for not picking government approved cheeseburger #05 >get reported to the FBI for being a refund seeking terrorist >get kicked out of home and have the dissenting part of my brain cut out
1.) most people have no sense of taste to speak of
2.) texture of the food is therefore very important
3.) vaping, which is basically also just tasting/smelling is becoming an addiction of its own, completely negating the expected effect on smoking
>1.) most people have no sense of taste to speak of
This is true among morons who have destroyed their tastebuds by eating nothing but massively oversalted fried chicken their entire lives, not among real people.
I'm just imagine sweatfags finally licking an anime girl's armpit only to be instantly cured of their fetish like that guy from /LULZ/ that hired a chud prostitute only to realise fantasy =/= reality the moment he smelled its nutsack
>that guy from /LULZ/ that hired a chud prostitute only to realise fantasy =/= reality the moment he smelled its nutsack
I was like that too, thought I might be bi or something so figured I'd just find out once and for all. Got a chud escort, went face to face with a dick and realized immediately I wasn't gay at all. Didn't want to be rude though so I still sucked it
Elden Ring
Midna
Illiterate morons
farts, cum, piss, I want it all
then just do all of those things anon, not like it's not real
Rapelay and Skyrim sex mods
Skyrim
krystals butthole
I'd apply it to food because I'm not a degenerate virgin. Maybe I don't belong here.
bill gates invented it so he can make his child slaves lick his shit screen after drinking his shit water
Ew
Basado
>man legs
Lmao
I want to feel her squeeze them around me in ecstasy.
My dreams can do the same thing, all you'll achieve is making yourself hungry
Of course
Metal Gear Solid 3, I wanna know how a Tsuchinoko tastes like.
>Almost
heh
>It's just another chemical dispenser of phytoestrogens, MSG, fluoride, and corn syrup
and demoncrat leftoids will eat it up. literally.
>in apartment rental #23475-087
>have nutrition supplement beta 5 tonight
>think I'll treat myself and use 300 good goy point on the taste-o-matic 2000
>pick beef wellington
>it malfunctions and gives me surströmming
>call hotline about malfunction and possible good goy point refund
>get reported to my boss and fired for not picking government approved cheeseburger #05
>get reported to the FBI for being a refund seeking terrorist
>get kicked out of home and have the dissenting part of my brain cut out
>video game character
you know what the fuck you're doing OP
Makoto's armpits
Baiken sweaty butthole
Dragons Crown, the food in that game looks excellent.
>licking
>flavor
tongue can only recognize 5 different flavors.
Literally only 5, not spectrum of 5
>mutant retard has undeveloped taste buds or damaged papillae
>i can't taste it
>it taste bad
>wypipo dont season dey food gud
this should be obvious when cooking for mutants
then how come bananas, strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, burgers, cheese, chips, pepsi, french fries, lettuce, spinach, artichokes, rhubarb pie, apple juice, orange juice, beer, wine, whiskey, advil, tylenol, plastic, iron, blood, water, slurry, grits, scrambled eggs, hashbrowns, ketchup, mustard, mayo, hot dogs, bread, toast, fish, octopus, the ocean, lakes, dirt, rocks, grass, leafs, bark, mint, sour patch kids, sour cream, cream cheese, taco meat, chulula sauce, banana peppers, green peppers, jalapenos, milk, ice cream, honey, and fruit punch all taste different then you fucking braindead retarded gay?
>doesn't know about smell
I can't smell anything and still have the ability to taste different things you room temp IQ mongol.
Olfactory moron. Yes you can. Don't even need a nose for it
>recreate young pussy flavor
>lick screen gets banned by roasties
artificial girl 2
What do you think her armpits taste like?
salty spearmint
>you'll be able to taste your favorite character's breast milk in your lifetime
Not a bad tradeoff for societal collapse.
1.) most people have no sense of taste to speak of
2.) texture of the food is therefore very important
3.) vaping, which is basically also just tasting/smelling is becoming an addiction of its own, completely negating the expected effect on smoking
>1.) most people have no sense of taste to speak of
This is true among morons who have destroyed their tastebuds by eating nothing but massively oversalted fried chicken their entire lives, not among real people.
THE GREAT MIGHTY POO
finally, i can taste sweaty stinky anime girl feets
I'm just imagine sweatfags finally licking an anime girl's armpit only to be instantly cured of their fetish like that guy from /LULZ/ that hired a chud prostitute only to realise fantasy =/= reality the moment he smelled its nutsack
>that guy from /LULZ/ that hired a chud prostitute only to realise fantasy =/= reality the moment he smelled its nutsack
I was like that too, thought I might be bi or something so figured I'd just find out once and for all. Got a chud escort, went face to face with a dick and realized immediately I wasn't gay at all. Didn't want to be rude though so I still sucked it
I wouldn’t use this technology at all because taste is the goyslop sensation and it’s overrated.
Computer, simulate Claire's stinking armpits. Disengage safety protocols
>pompompurin hacked the minecraft Starbucks and all drinks now taste like cum
I'M SO HUNGRY
Nanachi
Chun-li.
I want smell-o-vision, goddamn it.
cooking mama
Every girl in blue archive but also Shantae
>Arrest him officer, he's made it so it tastes like dicky
>Tell me, dear witness, how would you know what that would taste like?
Ass, please god ass