What was the exact moment you realize this was a piece of shit?

What was the exact moment you realize this was a piece of shit?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was nutting in your mother and she said it felt like FF9

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the exact moment you realized OP's gay?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The you're not alone scene

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was a little corny, but the music was awesome.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the music was awesome
        True, it was the best part

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly it’s probably the best track in the game. Even if just by the quality of the music ffix isn’t a shitty game.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Honestly it’s probably the best track in the game.
            I'm afraid I must respectfully and sexily disagree.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never did, I'm still living in the delusion that it's a fun game and that I had a great time playing it.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I played the card mini-game and after the queen died.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked FF9, but the card game is straight up bullshit with how the numbers aren't explained. Triple Triad had the weird rule spreading, but at least it was very clear on how those rules worked.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I kept thinking I had missed a tutorial section, because there is a tutorial, it just doesn't tell you how to play

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think they mention that the codes on the cards matter, but not HOW they matter

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That moment never happened, it's a fine JRPG

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I fall asleep waiting for the battle to start.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, this was bad. Plus all the stupid references, and how much of a piss the main character was. But I think I facepalmed hardest when the central computer of the Yfa tree is ... Garland. No no no, this is a DIFFERENT Garland! He just happens to look the same and have the same name as the one from FFI. Member? Member Garland? I member!
      Ugh.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    7, 8 or 9, /vr/?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      9>8>7 for me, but it was also the order I played them in.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s better than 10.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    7> 10 > 8 > 6> 5> 4 > 9> 12

    13 is when the series officially died.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >13 is when the series officially died.
      13, 14, and 15 are shit, but 16 actually looks promising (and I fully expect Square to disappoint once again). The fixation on 13 and Lightning did the series no favors though.
      I'd argue 12 is when it actually started to die. Shit story, shit characters, and I don't know what the frick they thought they were going for with that pseudo MMORPG point and click style frickery gameplay, and don't get me started on the fricking license board. I'll take FFX's shitty sphere grid over that garbage.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >filtered by XII
        >filtered by XIV
        >filtered by the fricking Sphere Grid
        Yeah I'm thinking brainlet.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew from the very first battles that it was shit. The battles are so slooooooow.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i discovered that there were optional card battle superbosses in the final dungeon was when i realized it was one of the best in the series

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    disc1

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back to fanfiction.net for you, dipshit.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think most people say this is the best one because they're embarrassed about the one they actually like better, and everyone high fives each other. I don't remember anything interesting about ff9.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was a kid when it came out and i always assumed these games were for girls and homosexuals so i just ignored it and played GranTurismo and G-Police instead.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What was the exact moment you realize this was a piece of shit?
      When I looked at the cover art and saw David bowie meets jimmy neutron

      I'm sorry you chose the moron path, anon.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no it's moronic

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >S/he
    dropped

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The intro game is so fricking long, even if you've played it before. At least ff7's intro, midgar, is somewhat engaging.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two hours in, when I decided to save for the first time and found out I had no more memory available. I dropped the game completely.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's good but it like all ff games loses steam when it goes from a well-grounded overworld story into a full-blown lsd schizo trip

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What was the exact moment you realize this was a piece of shit?
    When I looked at the cover art and saw David bowie meets jimmy neutron

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people still crying about Tetra Master in 2023
    If you're too moronic to Google something then you shouldn't even be posting on Ganker.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lol just google it
      Woah there Bradygames, settle down!

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cover art was more than enough

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough GRIMDARK EDGE for you?

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only started disliking it after 5 or 6 playthroughs. At some point there is nothing left for me to do with the game.

    Unlike FF8 which can be replayed 10+ times and you'll still find new things every time.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gays who love 8 and 10 absolutely hate 9 and refuse to play it

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic unrelated?

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once I realized that I was spending 20 to 30 minutes during each boss fight waiting for Zidane's steal to be successful.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      All stealing skills and he STILL fails every time I fricking hate him so much it's unreal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Partially this for me.

      The other factor was doing a second playthrough with the intent to run a different party to the one I used on my first, and realizing you only actually get free choice for a relatively tiny part of the game. Disc 1-2 and the first 20% of Disc 3 is locked. Desert Palace is technically free choice, except the game spells out that your mages won't be able to function in Oeilvert, so the only sensible decision ends up being a fixed one. After that you finally get to choose, although Eiko cannot be picked, Vivi is locked in through Gulug, and Garnet has a 50% chance to do nothing on each turn due to her trauma making her a terrible pick. Ipsen's Castle removes the ability to pick Amarant. Earth Shrine is fixed. The first REAL chance to fully pick your party is for the tiny stretch of the game in the start of Tera and then Pandamonium.

      At least Disc 4 is entirely free choice, including the ability to bench Zidane in Memoria.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct analysis. Another thing I really disliked was how the game forgot characters and teams once they were no longer useful to progress the plot. Steiner & co become completely secondary after Garnet excapes Alexandria castle for the second time, but not in the usual FF, you could literally kill them off and nothing would change.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese name is Hill Gigas
      >English version "translates" it as Hilgigars
      Uh bros... I thought we had the good translated game?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The translaters thought they need to breathe some personality into the cookie cutter, power rangers-style japshit fantasy world

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Decades after I beat it 2 times when I realized all Zidane can do is attack and steal for the entire game, even his limit break attacks are just progressively stronger single hits with cool animations.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has a fine plot and a sense of exploration. You get through by pressing X again and again, just like in 5 and before, except one in your party will go SSJ. At least it's not too grindy. It's a return to formula, and Dagger's ass is huge. Just go in for the adventure.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It has a fine plot
      damn straight

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Low poly was something else

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when I tried to use a ritual I learned on /x/ to summon Beatrix into the real world as a tulpa who would fall in love with me, and it DIDN'T WORK
    what a betrayal, 0/10 most disappointing game ever

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What was the exact moment you realize this was a piece of shit?
    But it’s not a pos

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