What was the point of this character?

What was the point of this character?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    rule 34 (also she was probably fricking an exec)

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Taligays deserve the rope.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The first reporter was there to be punched. This reporter was there to be __________. Simple as.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    adult human white female

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She repots for Battle breasts

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She was a cameo character based on an ign employee.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Her only role is to be fricked

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Someone on ME's design team was desperately trying to frick her and he thought this would be his way in.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You mean her desparately wanting publicity and agreeing to get fricked by one of the Bioware producers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She already had tons of publicity from being one of IGN's e-girls. It was 100% someone from Bioware approaching her, especially when EA was driving a massive publicity rush and infesting every single facet of human existence with ads for ME3.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Someone on ME's design team was desperately trying to frick her
      So why is she so damn ugly in game?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        incompetence

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She was ugly in real life too.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    to constantly ask you if there's going to be a problem

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t jersey shore a big deal around that time? She looks like snooki

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She licked an extranet terminal

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She was fricking a dev.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    space sex

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We'll bang, ok?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    comic relief for how weird she looks

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the clothing in Mass Effect so horrible looking?

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >offers brief summary of events when you walk past her (replaces the news playing on the citadel in previous games)
    >couple of interviews to change war assets
    >one night stand option
    there's a lot of unique dialogue with her, which i think is something people gloss over. the absolute best thing about ME3 is just how much goddamn unique dialogue occurs after every mission with most crew members, they genuinely did an amazing job with that.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS prostitute HAS A COMPLETE ROMANCE PATH BUT SAMARA DOESN'T
    frick bioware

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >samara doesn't
      did you even play the game or are you just b***hing mindlessly about me3

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh Citadel DLC
        It doesn't count
        Not even the game flags it as a romance
        even if you romance her in the DLC nothing happens
        no goodbyes
        nothing

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >it doesn't count
          ah okay, no point engaging with you.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I am pretending to be moronic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >"let's have sex"
      >"sure"
      >fade to black
      Calling it romance or a path is generous

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jersey shore was all the rage and so was IGN/Machinima/Roosterteeth

    So they got some dumb IGN b***h who looks like Snooki to compliment the Guido teammate

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    To increase the IGN review score of the game. That's it.

    Twelve years later and I'm still pissed they killed off Emily Wong in material outside the fricking game just so we could have this wet fart of corporate shilling as the ship reporter.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jessica Chobot was epic. Epic for the win.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Getting war asset modifiers.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    heh cool hot gamer chick that's cool amirite?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No goddamn clue, I always forget she even existed. I don’t think I ever let her on the ship in any playthrough.

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