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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All three of those new starters look like humanoid creatures I'd chill with on the couch, not monstrous animals that will fight for me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not monstrous animals that will fight for me
      that's...what pokemon focuses on....

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah... that's... what... he... meant... moron...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          pokemon were planned to fight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Skeledirge, the fire croc, never stands like this in-game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Okay that's good at least. It was the most off-putting thing about the image for me

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >dude jobmons lmao
    >woah the fire spider turns into a lawyer woahhh
    >woah the water goat turns into a construction worker woahhhh
    >woah the grass lizard turns into an anthropologist woahhhh
    >DUDE THEMES LMAO
    I think pokemongays statistically have the highest rate of stockholm syndrome. Does any other franchise even come close?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy themes and the new starters. I have a burning hatred of Pokemon overall as the series died and has not recovered after moving to the 3DS. Creature and character design is the one thing that Game Freak manages to be pretty consistent at after all these years. Too bad James Turner wasn't the art director for SV though, it isn't a very good looking game despite having likable enough characters.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        JT mons and humans are bad look at SWSH and the professors of SV

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Turner only did the professors, and they look alright if a bit on the nose. Turo looks much better than Sada however. He did not design any pokemon in SV though. He also has not designed many humanoid pokemon and his contributions have more hits than misses.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >He did not design any pokemon in SV though.
            He's listed under both Pokémon and trainer design in the credits. Guessing he was given the honor is designing Gholdengo right before leaving.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh so he did do some pokemon
              >Gholdengo
              Fricking yikes I hate that thing

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He's listed as a Pokemon designer because Pokemon he designed in previous generations are in the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The Sonic fandom

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >the only starter whos plushies arent selling out is the ducks
    >The cat has furries and normalpeople buying its plushes
    >Croc is the only pokemon whos got an actual cool factor to it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Croc is being bought by baragays and closet alphabet people
      ftfy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >balding clown
      >cool factor
      KEK

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bald
        What did you expect? Crocs don't have hair
        >clown
        He's a singing man

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >What did you expect? Crocs don't have hair

          This one does

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick were they thinking with Quaxly's evo line?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they were thinking of Blaziken, and they succeeded

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not much

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Skeledurge is the only one that isnt fricking furry bait and actually looks like an animal.
    Not to mention its the only one of those 3 that's actuallt interesting in battle, unlike 1 move wonder wasting Greninja's gimmick, and water Blaziken.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >click torch song
      >click slack off
      >repeat
      >"THIS IS INTERESTING TRUST ME BROS"

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They look more like Digimon than Pokemon. There's a lot closer resemblance between Renomon and the frickable grass one than it an Venosaur.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The character designs for S&V are the worst in the series on account that everyone of them are boring and forgettable

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >See Inteleon
      >Like him because I'm a Bond fan and I appreciate the obvious and cheeky reference to classic spy films
      >Inteleon sucks fricking ass
      Can't win em all

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I like James Bond, therefore I want my monsters in my monsters collecting games to be James Bond themed

        Do you also wish there were James Bond monsters in the next Monster Hunter?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That wasn't even close to being implied but okay.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it was
            >Like him because I'm a Bond fan and I appreciate the obvious and cheeky reference

            Frick off homosexual
            I like Stalone's movie, yet I don't want my dog to be Stalone themed

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Pokemon referencing specific characters or famous people isn't even fricking new. Hitmonlee (Sawamular) and Hitmonchan (Ebiwular) are made and named after Japanese martial artists you stupid son of a b***h.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the thumbnail looks milk moustache

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to turn a male cinderace into my obedient onahole maid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >omits Blaziken because he's particularly humanoid despite him being one of the best starters
      >tries to use Decidueye & Incineroar as bad designs
      Primarina, the Gen 8 lineup, and the cat/duck from Gen 9 would've been better to prove your point. Archer Owl, Tiger Mask, and Spooky Croc are good.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Humanoid archer bird and humanoid tiger wrestler are good

        Ok furgay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I just like good old fashioned pro wrestling. Also I'd hardly call Decidueye humanoid, it's a bipedal owl with makeshift fingers at the end of its wings; worst you can say about it is that it kind of looks like Noctowl with a bunch of extra details.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >worst you can say about it is that it kind of looks like Noctowl

            Dude...

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I think it supposed to be an owl.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno what it's supposed to be, but the final result is a dude in a bird costume

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >uses its silly hoody strings to like a bow
              absolutely goofy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is up with incenroar's right thigh and why does primarina look so angry, like really full of hatred

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All pokemon look like shit.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao, seeing the croc like this made me realize his belly patterns are supposed to be black suspenders on a white shirt and red pants

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your fire starter bro

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulation! Your Fuecoco has evolved!

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Charizard is a garbage design and Fire starters have only improved for the better.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When did Pokemon designs start to go down the shitter? I'm tempted to say it started to get sketchy around gen 4

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 4 or 5, easily.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gen 4 is when the design philosophy shifted the most and pokemon started being designed specifically to be easy to mass produce as toys

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick that homosexual blue bird

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I look at this, I think it's good that skeledirge isn't standing up in-game

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    96 was made for boys on the gameboy and were pocket MONSTERS.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tortoise with cannons
    >hippo with flower
    >dragon with burning tail
    vs
    >gay duck
    >jester cat
    >clown alligator
    almost the same

    tho, the artwork is an unfair comparison, the old pokemon look kind of shit in the 3d games

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      with flower
      it's a frog

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >hippo

      moron please

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nta, but bulbasaurs ears always threw me off of seeing a frog.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not a hippo but it's just vaguely froglike
        the mammal ears, the pointy teeth, the clawed feet, it's like a bear a frog and a dinosaur all mixed together

        that's what I like about old pokemon

        look at any modern one, they're just a generic recolored animal, nothing more

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon are now designed to be sold as dolls for twinks to put next to their desktop computer. you cannot give me a better explanation than this.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These two have the same exact body type. Fricking lazy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      easier to animate and make plush toys for mindless consoomers if just a human body with animal accessories

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate newer pokemons because are humanoids. If people want furry should check sonic or digimon

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Had to deliberately stand the croc up cause you knew you were full of shit otherwise

    Keke what a b***h

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