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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit, repetitive and boring

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very little. its a bad game and ill die on this hill

      /thread

      >

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nah, dead cells is hugely popular with trannies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      did u try beign a creative being

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    very little. its a bad game and ill die on this hill

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Controls are nice. But at the end of the day it's just another unbalanced roguelike where you grind until you unlock enough upgrades to not die.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ironically in dead cells the best thing you can do is avoid unlocks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How is that?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          realistically, unless you want to learn every weapon (which you can do; none of them are particularly complex, theres just a lot of them. it would just be a very tedious process and a lot of them are just straight up worse than alternatives), the best thing to do is pick a handful of strong weapons you like and learn those. of course, since its a roguelike, weapon drops are random.

          the thing is, the pool of weapons that can drop starts small, and grows as you find blueprints (in a sort of persistent progression system that carries over between runs). in practice, all this actually does is bloats the frick out of the loot pool, and dilute your chances of seeing the weapons you want. therefore, the best thing you can do to have more consistent runs (assuming you arent a gigasperg who wants to learn every single weapon - i only knew one guy who did this and he was a complete homosexual shut-in with a major superiority complex) is not to ever craft any of the blueprints you find, thereby keeping the loot pool small

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. This game needs more tools to alleviate the the loot table bloat.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the custom mode is fairly well executed its just moronic that resorting to that is a borderline necessity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you've never played the game. 90% of unlocks are bait and they end up just adding garbage to your run

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what do you mean anon? heckin wholesome indie crossover filler weapon thats literally just another wepaon but worse #4 is my favourite!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >So you know how you should unlock things in games?
        >Well in this one, you DON'T do that! Lol!
        Nice """""game""""", homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          when did i say the game was good?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            true

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage fricking game.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This game blows, I bought the special edition with the statue and then sold it off after playing for three hours. It's a repetitive, grindy meme.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I somehow only get halfway successful if I find a legendary item early on and get carried by it. Is there any way to get as strong without using a legendary item?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      custom mode
      its still pretty shit, but it makes the game playable

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >want to upgrade item quality frequency
    >don't spend cells on weapon unlocks
    >die like a moron before the first boss
    >lose over 200 cells
    >repeat
    I got a weapon with something like 18k dps once and still lost to lighthouse boss

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    soo will the castlevania collab gonna be good? just got the game past christmas and im having a blast, still need to unlock shovel knight armor.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Found the troony

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    @624592727
    >NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE VIDEO GAME DISCUSION U MUST BE A troony
    damn, it must suck having troonys mocking you 24/7 in your head, next time post a jack and i might give a (You)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      troony mad as frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      found the Black person 🙂

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    @624592996
    sneed

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bloody hell, is Ganker always this salty over video game discussion? no wonder even /b/ mocks this board.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Progression is kind of moronic since you're supposed to keep increasing the difficulty until bullshit and timed mode with no healing if you want to finish the game, but it's still fun to do a run every now and then.

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