What went so right? How did Genshin Impact become such a mega hit?

What went so right?

How did Genshin Impact become such a mega hit?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK GENSHIN, 99% chance this is a zelda or switch gay coping about ER and trying to put BOTW on ER's level. BOTW wouldn't be cared about at all it zelda wasn't in the title

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >First reply is some incoherent rant about Genshin, Breath of Wild and Elden Ring
      Bravo for completely ignoring the ToF shitpost meta but take your meds you're not even making sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based ER schizo, worst game in the franchise though

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >english voice "artist"

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that asian chick looks like lilypichu

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, yeah she does look like her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, yeah she does look like her.

      Wait isn't she

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i know. WEird, right?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She cute both irl and in the game

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have never met a mentally well Asian girl. They are so ill it isn't even funny. I feel terrible for Asian men. Forced with either shitty crazy women of their own who only want white chad or try very hard to get a crazy and ugly white woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Happas aren't Asians anon

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Free to play Anime face game on every platform during pandemic

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hasn't she been at this voicing shit for a decade? Those seem like literal who roles

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she fricks white men

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *black
      fify

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess Michael Reeves is half white

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care
    *switch to JP voice*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chinese game

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why is the game called Genshin, rather than Yuanshen?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because stupid gweilow can't pronounce 原神 without bitting your tongue

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its to lure people that love weeb shit, you can slap bunch of chinese words and voice in this anime looking game by default, people won't give a shit about it except chinaman on nationalism copium.
          CN VA is literally who to weeb outside china that consoom japanese media, like KR and EN.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I clicked the thread because I saw Sayu, and then I realized that it was for her English VA.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her voice doesn't fit Sayu and the same can be said about half of the characters in the EN dub

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pandering to mentally ills on Twitter.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Walking Paimon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ToF did a good job making it so the Protag is self voiced, and this mascot doesn't have a grating voice, but my god is that thing hideous. Its Chucky doll proportions are so fricking unappealing and gross. Also every time it tries to pull of a joke it falls flat on its face because the pacing of the cutscenes is fricked and half the lines are misread or just missing audio.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is anything new coming with Sumeru? Or is it just 1 archon quests and map exploration? I don't really like the upcoming characters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't want new map exploration or quests why the frick are you playing this game?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bros.. my Noelle needs energy!
    Do I frick myself and grab Raiden in her party?
    I just wanted to put in more supports for Noelle, but I just cant find the energy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I only use Raiden as a battery for Noelle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Electro MC and/or Fav Warbow + Exodus Gorou should be more than enough. If you are still having issues there is something wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, I have fav on Gorou but I dont know what you mean by exodus. Got 137% recharge on Noelle.
        I tried electro MC, but at that point its little difference from Raiden.

        Geo MC is an excellent battery for Noelle, especially if you get all the constellations

        Geo MC is fine to be sure, but her constructs get in the way more often than not.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Geo MC can do some fun and stupid shit, plus you get +10% crit rate while inside the burst crystal circle. But yeah you can climb on top of a bouoder and start SPIN2WIN against larger enemies. The can't do shit to you and they're tall enough that you'll frick'em up

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, meant Exile. 4P Exile lets you give Energy Regen passively to your entire party when you use your burst. Gorou gets most of his value from his skill rather than his stats so have a crit rate hat to proc the warbow then use the set bonus to its advantage.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I suppose I could try that.

            Geo MC can do some fun and stupid shit, plus you get +10% crit rate while inside the burst crystal circle. But yeah you can climb on top of a bouoder and start SPIN2WIN against larger enemies. The can't do shit to you and they're tall enough that you'll frick'em up

            Instead of me standing out of reach of enemy attacks, with geo MC its usually the other way around. I place the orb and the frickers are just standing on top like I didnt just drop a meteor on them.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yeah, it's best to aim the shave a nice day and aim for their sides.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Geo MC is an excellent battery for Noelle, especially if you get all the constellations

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yaoyao when?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Need her in the roster now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hope she is good.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    need more raccoon/tanuki females

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy children.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sister wants me to play genshin
    >check character roster
    >literally NO ONE interests me enough
    why does every character have the same body shape but with different height slider
    dudes look skinny as frick or a bit short and thin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >why are the guys
      Artstyle limitations or not wanting to scare women players too much. It's just the consequence of a game like this. I understand your frustration, but it's not something that will be changed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, it's pretty unfortunate.
        even a motherfricker that looks like Iskandar from Fate would have been good, but women have to act like cucks when we never b***h about character variety.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to play for the girls my dude. You can't tell me there isn't a single girl that picks up your fancy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but it's honestly pretty meh girl-wise
        I only like Hu Tao and the stripper nun
        and I want to adopt paimon, the zombie girl and klee

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but it's honestly pretty meh girl-wise
        I only like Hu Tao and the stripper nun
        and I want to adopt paimon, the zombie girl and klee

        also, I wish venti was a girl, wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Their breasts are different at least

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What a stupid chart
        If you actually take the 3D models and align them in an editor you'll see that the models are actually way more similar in size, it's just the clothing and details fooling whoever made this picture.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Lisa's milkers are close to the biggest of the entire roster.
        The fools, they gave the best waifu away for free...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The trick is they keep you playing for her slow shop resets.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have 0C on her. Don't care though. She's always on my team.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just finished the morax thing with the dead dragon israelite god, will I make it in time for sumeru?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you are not even in Inazuma. But you have a week and a half left.

    • 2 years ago
      Moose

      Why rush? You're literally just at the start of Liyue which is multiple hours from now to finish it because it takes you all over Liyue. Then you have Inazuma to do which involves doing a bunch of side quests in order to proceed with the main story. Then you also have to do the Dainsleif quests every time you finish an Archon's story which are each like an hour-ish on top of that with Dains' post-Inazuma one requiring you to effectively finish all of the Chasm.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just want the sumeru gibs and primogems

        • 2 years ago
          Moose

          It's going to take you maybe a week and a half to two if you bumrush all the content only following the main story requirements and not care about anything else, and then there's still doing whatever they ask of you within Sumeru itself to do the events. Even if you no-life it and can withstand repetition and how long the quests are it'll still take maybe a week. I remember once I started the Liyue Archon quests after exploring it took like two or three days of doing them with breaks in between to get fully through it. Keep in mind there's so much wordswordswords you have to sit through and Liyue requires so many Adepti domains to complete.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A combination of pedophiles cashing their NEETbux, and genuine weebs that don’t have sex.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the hype with this shit game. I played like 2 hours and I'm bored as frick. Literally the most overhyped trash game in the last decade

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to FRICK Yaoyao!

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Real voice artist coming through!!!

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Having dumped quite a few hours into it, I can say it's an "okay" game with a lot of things people like to rake players in.

    The main draw of course is Waifus. I'm not a big waifugay myself, but I can appreciate good art and interesting characters. Not all the characters are great but enough of them are "good" that you're bound to find a few characters you like. Never mind actual gameplay from said characters which is an equally mixed bag.

    For the PC crowd, it gave them a BoTW-like game they were hungry for that Nintendo didn't offer. That was the biggest pull for me. I played a little bit of BoTW on an emulator but it didn't really do much for me and because it was on an emulator it was spotty performance-wise. With GI, you get smoother gameplay without having to fiddle with emulator settings and you don't have to worry about your weapons breaking.

    It's *free*. People can play the game 100% free and experience everything there is to get. If you do your dalies and events you can roll on banners for your preferred waifu of choice without too much work. I've spent about $100 or so over the course of several months worth of play. Unless you're some kind of moronic whale who just like to throw tons of cash at gachas, you shouldn't need to empty your bank account to get lots of content from this game. I've never felt I HAD to pay anything, and I've had fun exploring the world and fighting bosses so I don't mind giving the devs some money. Simple as.

    Other aspects of the game; exploration, boss fights, puzzles, the story. They're not bad. They're not amazing either but they're serviceable for sure. That's all it needed to be. In a sea of shitty ubisoft and EA titles, having a game that isn't pure shit is a nice change for a lot of people.

    >tl;dr
    >Free waifus in a botw style game.
    >it literally prints money!

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sumeru characters will somehow be terrible
    >I'm going to roll them and use them fine while the metachasers get mad over nothing because I've already used bad characters they hate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Kokomi main
      Can't wait to add Nilou, who's apparently terrible, to my collection.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Big chance I'm rolling her too. Kind of hope she's a DPS instead of a support since it simplifies the team to my monkey brain and I could just run her with Kokomi then probably slap dendros in and be fine.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The e-girls in this game suck
    They look exactly the same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a template for playable characters:
      e-girl
      Older girl A
      Older girl B - slightly bigger breasts
      Shota
      Nu-male (that oni guy is just a resized one)
      That's it.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think genshin is that big in terms of player numbers, just another case of whales and megawhales propping up sales to make it seem so.

    You gotta be some kind of a dumbass to pay for anything in this game if you aren't rich. The game is shallow and not fun.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It failed tho, no one plays it

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They made attractive and cute characters along with a gameplay loop that invokes addiction built ontop of a highly predatory monetization model designed for fishing whales..

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