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Microsoft aquisition.
After that it was all downhill.
Not to mention all the dev time is split between several versions. We don't have bundles because they can't get it working on pocket edition.
how come modders can achieve to make so much more content than mojang for FREE?
Because why work hard if your paycheck is guaranteed? Just keep stalling and pretend to work! Modders on the other hand, I assume they have patreons where they jave show results or people will leave. And then there's gigachad modders that with the power of weaponized autism make mods just for fun.
ah, the koda method
Embrace
Extend
Exterminate
>Not to mention all the dev time is split between several versions.
This is it. The entire game is being held back because they need everything to be compatible with the fricking phone port.
>only 3 constantly updated games i care about being held back/ruined by phone ports
the 3rd world ruined gaming in so many ways
Nothing. Minecraft is one of the best games ever developed. It is criminally underrated.
go back
Go back where?
hard to believe but i believe it. no matter how successful it is it deserves to be far more successful.
>memeversions
the new devs are absolutely worthless at their jobs and a team of dozens of employees takes more time to implement features that took one man a fraction of the time to implement
i'm not even dickriding notch because the dude stole all his shit from agdg and Ganker but there's a reason why if you ask some random kid "who developed minecraft" there's a 99% chance they'll say notch, and I'm sure that fact makes jeb and the rest of the microshit team absolutely fricking SEETHE
>the dude stole all his shit from agdg and Ganker
context?
sure
the context is notch stole all his ideas from Ganker
Do you have any pics of the threads? I mean, I can belive it
Endermen are black, steal blocks and were added in the same update as watermelons
Creepers are green, the muslim color
Villagers have big noses, scam you (untill 1.8) and are defended by golems
i dont get it. you saying minecraft should be cancelled?
no im saying minecraft is based
Go back
it never got more complex. I wanted to see more AI behaviors and interactions, more reasons to actually build bases and stuff like carts/tracks. the villagers and then pillagers were step in an interesting direction but it was so little and so late
when I play minecraft I spend a few hours trying to make a staircase in my house that isn't ugly as frick, then I explore the nether and can't find a fortress, then I quit because nothing is fricking happening
you grew up
>be Ganker incel
>make great game
>sell game to microsoft
>instantly turns to shit
imagine what we could do if we actually cared
minetest is good. host a server
No authority in the studio. Jeb doesn't care, his brain isn't wired to be a leader, he's a total cuck. All the actual devs are so fricking bad at their jobs that they can't do in a year for pay what a single modder can do for free in a month. The whole product languishes, but Microsoft isn't going to fire anyone because the game is making gangbusters anyway.
This is pretty much it.
There's too many versions that they're trying too hard to have parity with. Probably because the marketplace makes so much money so bedrock gets priority.
And as for them deciding what to do with updates, there's no cohesion. The team is too big, disjointed, and lacking a genuinely skilled director. They need to just get a good director in there that has an actual fricking vision for the game. But instead we just get random updates adding whatever random thing some dev comes up with. So you get all these disjointed blocks and mobs and things that just do frick all. Compared to, say, the release 1.0 update that had cohesion, adding all these different systems like potions and enchants that led to the addition of a boss fight. That should be the blueprint; intorudce materials that go towards a mechanic that propels you forward towards a brand new challenge.
They're bloating the game with more items and blocks instead of adding more events. There's also advancement bloat. Other than that it's fine, the update aquatic was good and the Deep Dark/negative height is an ok extension of the world.
Game went from a survival sandbox (1.7.3 beta and previous versions) to just a sandbox game (adventure update+) where any sense of "surviving" and making the world yours just gets handed to you
i always see people complain about 1.8 beta but looking at the patch notes, what the frick ruined it for you?
the hunger bar really isnt that bad.
sprinting ruined the difficulty of the game, just run from any encounter that may kill you. absolutely no risk involved if you have any brain cells.
1.8 mapgen also sucks dick and just gives you a bunch of boring plains with hideous grass colors that end with nearly infinite oceans
on top of the hunger bar which was nothing but a "DUDE THIS IS A SURVIVAL GAME PUT HUNGER IN IT" gimmick that was just obnoxious and didn't pose much of any threat and it took them another like 5 years to slightly improve it.
hunger killed the cool exploration vibe of the game. Now you're chained to roughly the area of your house, while before you could explore for hours just going deeper and deeper.
No you aren't. A stack of steak will last you a long time. If you need more just fill an ender or shulker chest and you're stocked for days. Also what do you mean deeper and deeper. Underground? That's just mindless mining. Above ground? Countless food sources.
I think hunger could be done better. I think each food item should give its own buff, therefore making each one useful rather than steak just being the only food worth a damn. But it's literally a non issue.
You can find food wherever you go, you can set off in any direction and survive indefinitely, bring at least a flint and steel for quick cooked meat and you're good forever. You are not chained to anything but your lack of skill in fricking Minecraft. Unironically git gud.
to this day I cannot understand gays who get filtered by hunger, at most its an inconvience countered by the fact so many food sources exist that you can easily just pillage your way through, and thats very early game, by end game you aren't even thinking about it
I can see how it's mildly annoying but it's always so wildly exaggerated. To imply you can't explore because of it is moronic.
You can but it's still very inconvenient (not just exploration, but moving around as well). I always rush for golden carrots, otherwise I'll go mad not being able to sprint jump around
The games easy enough as it is, why would you want infinite sprint? Might as well just play peaceful.
Because I like building megabases/don't have enough resources to build railroads everywhere I go. Maybe it's a very particular issue but I have this autistic way of playing where I just build farms and trade for everything while making a self sustaining megabase with every single farmable resource
You play minecraft in the most soulless way possible.
It keeps sprint in check.
I'm having fun though. Lots of resources; comfy digging and building; huge landmarks.
hunger is just an annoyance, it serves zero purpose outside of "oops! you have to eat every few seconds" to anyone that isnt a complete moron.
i think thats the main complaint, its a redundant mechanic due to how common food is. its quite literally only an inconvenience
they ruined 3 by going overboard on the appeal to esports, 1/2 are still just as playable.
I want to be taken back to the past.
four things:
1. microsoft's incompetency
2. trying to make the game more complex while not actually adding much in terms of progression
3. being autistically obsessed with "MUH DEV ROOLS!!! NOOOO WE CANT DO THAT ITS NOT MINECRAFT LIKE!!!"
4. WAY too much focus on revamping and building off of old content without trying to do anything thats brand new.
starting at 1.13 these things together have completely destroyed the game
>3. being autistically obsessed with "MUH DEV ROOLS!!! NOOOO WE CANT DO THAT ITS NOT MINECRAFT LIKE!!!"
You're wrong, this is the reason it hasn't gone to shit. It's still the most successful game in existence anyway.
>taking normalgay opinion seriously
go back, please.
you are chained to having to sleep every few days in order to not be constantly be annoyed by buggy buttholes.
Make a bed moron. It's 3 sheep and 2 logs. You don't even need a safe place to sleep
Take into account Minecraft is not just a "good game". It's an extremely accessible one, for the main public of videogames. Don't get mixed up in the successful = good
the problem is that you are forced to sleep in a sandbox, moron.
>muh gamerule
doesnt count.
>doesnt count.
Why?
the only reason to ever play vanilla minecraft is if its a multiplayer server, which most likely wont have phantoms off unless its a very custom experience like skyblock or a minigame server.
so the gamerule doesnt count because it will be out of your control.
Yeah but who cares? I can't understand why that matters at all
>Inb4 everyone needs to sleep at the same time to avoid phantoms
Half of all realms I joined bad plugins for one bed sleeping
What's the problem with that? Play creative if you're such a stupid Black person who can't possibly BOTHER with eating one steak a day and sleeping every 3 days, both which take less than 3 seconds to deal with
>Doesn't count
Why not? If you're such a b***h about it, just cheat
>3. being autistically obsessed with "MUH DEV ROOLS!!! NOOOO WE CANT DO THAT ITS NOT MINECRAFT LIKE!!!"
This one bothers me the most. They have rules along the lines of "not adding animals that are aggressive irl" then they go and add a fricking polar bear, the most naturally aggressive animal on the planet. Mojang has no respect for the actual core rules of minecraft, otherwise we wouldn't have ended up with:
>flying in survival
>armour/tools stronger than diamond
>items which prevent you from dying in survival
>micro transactions
I wish they would have gone down the route of adding more blocks, but mojang just seems completely hellbent on adding content in areas they believe are "neglected."
quite funny isnt it?
the same rules that they love to break are the same ones currently holding minecraft back.
not to mention how they are also not actually minecraft like at all. for example the ones i know.
>mobs cant interact with the enviornment as it takes away from player agency (creepers and endermen)
>things can only perform one action/have one purpose (campfires, which THEY added. or for a earlier example, lava in that it can burn you and make cobblestone or anvils that can fall for heavy damage, repair items, combine enchants, and apply enchanted books)
>player can only interact with one block at a time (redstone allowing multiple interactions at once, TnT breaking multiple blocks at once, hoppers allowing you to make a fricking sorting system that is connected to dozens of chests)
>no reskins (all the stone variants, furnace variants, smithing table dong exactly what an anvil is supposed to do but for one item)
not sure when they promised it, but its never gunna happen. the devs are trying to kill java because forge is infinitely superior to the bedrock marketplace.
>not adding animals that are aggressive irl
they had wild wolves for literally a dozen years
refer to
the devs dont even know what makes up minecraft's identity..
you WILL be a tech wizard and you WILL like it.
>not modding out the shitty splashes and garbage music
Anon what year is it?
Exactly, which makes that rule even more bullshit. They wouldn’t add sharks because they thought “if we make them docile, people will approach them irl, but if we make them aggressive, people will think it’s okay to kill them.” Both of these points can be applied to wolves in game, and even foxes which they added. The point being that Mojang are hypocrites that don’t follow their own nonsense rules.
its funny since the basic passive mobs (cow & co.) have existed in minecraft the longest, yet if you see a farm animal in the wilderness you should ABSOLUTELY NOT approach it.
too much shit
game was better when it was simpler
Forcing a microsoft account was a pretty bad move imo.
Notch stepping down because of vidya trolls another.
There's always pirating as an option, and some servers allow it.
No dorf forts in new caves
The developers taking forever to update while under delivering content. Lack of new hostile mobs to challenge the player and multiple versions of the game making development hard for a small team. Modders are the only thing keeping the game interesting. Hiring modders doesn't work since they hired the Aether mod creator and nothing has come of it. If it wasn't the release of better tools to mod and Hytale going into development hell, then I say some other game would over take it. But seems nobody else is making a block or voxel game on that level.
>But seems nobody else is making a block or voxel game on that level.
its because anybody making a sandbox block/voxel game thinks they can do "minecraft... but le better! and actually not minecraft."
when in reality they should just shamelessly copy 1.7.10/1.12.2 in a 1:1 way and build up from there. but at that point making a mod is the superior option for multiple reasons, which filters anybody making a sandbox block/voxel game to the former statement
I wish i could play Minecraft beta 1.7.3 with you guys.
And by the way, what is the comfiest version of Minecraft in your opinion?
Alpha
you posted it
obligatory
There needs to be a clear endpoint for development to stop and cease all updates. Everything being added on since 2016 feels so bloated and unnecessary
>Everything being added on since 2016 feels so bloated and unnecessary
because the devs are trying to revamp things that didnt need a revamp.
the only two things that really needed a update were caves and the nether. but imo they missed the mark on both of those. caves are way too big now and-
>realms
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS homosexual!
HE PAYS MICROSOFT FOR MULTIPLAYER!
>that webm
Soul. I'm sad I missed out on splatoon. Is it worth it to get in now?
Stunning response from someone who can't craft a bed and sleep in 3 seconds
sorry man, you unironically use realms when there are dozens of free server alternatives.
(you) do not deserve an actual argument.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, if you can do that I mean
I still wish they would have focused on something big like a new area. Something like Aether would be good to expand the game into a new direction instead of just trying to add on to content that doesn't need more shit.
What's The Comfiest Version?
While the current devs have fricked priorities, I really don't think the game is bad. I've been playing 1.18 for awhile and enjoying it. All the shit they added (phantoms aside but you can disable them anyway) don't really make the game worse to me. Maybe the mobs are useless and don't drop anything but I'm not upset they're there, just indifferent, at best it's kinda neat for varieties sake. I dont think the devs are making the game worse, just holding it back from its full potential.
1.8
>if I didn't eat two roasted chicken today I would have surely died!!
Frick you Notch you fricking hack
He's a fat frick so he was probably just trying to make the game more realistic for him.
>don't eat for 10 minutes
>start starving
You can't look at him and tell me he doesn't do that.
STILL
NO
frickING
CHAIRS
I'M NOT AUTISTIC ENOUGH TO MAKE LIFE SIZED CITIES JUST LET ME MAKE A DECENT LOOKING ROOM
Thanks I am now unreasonably mad. I hate the chuckle fricks in charge. Notch you fat Black person was infinite money not enough? You needed infinity+1?
Mojang is so insanely incompetent that they split an update into 3 parts and still ended up scrapping some of the promised features. Not that I care anymore because the game has been legally declared dead since the chat report update.
dunno, never played it.
1.5 was the last version who wasn't a shitshow
It wasn't that good but everything changed since 1.9
I want a Minecraft mod 1.5 who add elytra, firework flying and mending because that the only good addition they've made since, everything can go to the drain
If made i would make a Ganker server
and nobody would play on it because of the slow as frick 3rd world internet connection, ESL.
Why so bitter because he speaks multiple languages? Seems like a weird thing to get riled up about.
Me not gonna speak Well because me Frick you
Frick you Frick you
Me never speak tea eater language well because me know it make you angry
Me Frick you then me Frick you mom then me will spit in ugly word Book made by tea eater in you house
microsoft
They still never delivered on proper not-breaking-every-mod-with-every-update mod support, right?
There's nothing to do at all besides make a base and mob grinder and then quit
thats why we play modded.
But da joos keep adding magic and gay shit instead of industrial autism
Telemetry
I removed the game from my computer after they added that shit
Update broke the game for console players.