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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it's fantastic

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out more isn't always better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. The Fromsoft formula doesn't need open world. The best parts of Elden Ring were the ones where you're exploring dense areas full of optional pathways and secrets just like the old games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the open world segments the best.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I liked the large swaths of boring ass nothing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no youy didnt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >posts the worst and most linear major dungeon in the game
        Sure man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we got three souls games, bloodborne and demon's souls. It's nice to have something a little different.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like Elden Ring, but I did feel it was too big at times.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >but I did feel it was too big at times.
            Nah

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    trooncord lost

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, which is what mindbroke niohtroons/TORtanictroons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit people are pathetic

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't get past the tutorial boss homosexual?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't marry Millicent and save her and go on adventures with her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did that irl and it's just awful. Women with illnesses are very tiring to be around.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Needle has quelled the rot. More Milli for me

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your transition

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lay this foolish bait to rest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emboldened by the flame of transition

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, tendie
    Everything went wrong with totk tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well said, zeldaxister

      >If you criticize a game in a franchise you like you're a tendie zeldatroon!!!!11!!
      Obsessed and mindbroken

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What didn't go wrong? The game is a disaster. Utter normie npc slop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      well said, zeldaxister

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk it falls off at leyendell, bleed katana and magic kamehameha builds were kinda OP and other builds just werent as good if theres a good faith or thrust weapon build please link

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      any faith build with rot breath or blasphemous blade is OP as frick
      madness and pyro were the only balancdd things in this game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Balance is overrated in PVE. I'm glad they erred in favor of just throwing in lots of different options rather than worrying about all the options being balanced. I mean l, as balance goes, I'm glad they improved Thorn Sorceries, but I'm not bothered that you can choose to wield an "I Win" button if you want. From splitting PVE and PVP balance was one of the best things they did for the game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it makes the game less fun when you get a cool new spell and then it's super OP and kills everything effortlessly and robs you of any sense of accomplishment

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it doesn't

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm trans btw

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >getting upset
                wew lad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Behold: fun and engaging gameplay that leaves you feeling accomplished

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              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                society has rejected me: the video

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I kinda think a spell or ability that just turns the game into oneshots is kinda dumb, its why I mentioned the kamehameha build its fricking dumb or even running the drake sword in Dark souls 1 it just degrades the whole experience

              any faith build with rot breath or blasphemous blade is OP as frick
              madness and pyro were the only balancdd things in this game

              >madness was balanced
              I mean was it? I think its really underpowered perrsonally or was there a spell I passed up?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even with madness status doing almost nothing in PVE, the frenzy spells are pretty good. Flame of Frenzy is a great AOE given how easy/early you aquire it. Good against packs and packs a hefty punch against big enemies. And Unendurable Frenzy does similar things at a bigger scale later. But the real standout is Frenzied Burst which is a goddamned sniper rifle.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >idk it falls off at leyendell
      It baffles me that people keep saying this, Leyndell is like 80% of the way through the game and is one of the best dungeons, and it's followed by one(1) lackluster zone that you can largely ignore and then picks right back up with Farum Azula, another of the best dungeons in the game, then you're at the final boss rush. Whatever you want to say about Elden Beast, Godfrey and Radagon are two of the best bosses in the game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People only say that because that's typically where the incessant recycling starts to annoy even the most diehard fromhomosexuals that were actually enjoying it until that point. Truth is it falls off after Limgrave, since the rest of the game has little to no novelty and the balance gets considerably worse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. Margit with an early-game build offers a more meaningful challenge than anything later in the game. Crucible Knights and Misbegotten go from being tough challenges to complete fodder as you progress, and nothing replaces them. It flat out gets worse the more you play.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Discord link, sister?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haligtree is fricking great
        so is Mountaintops

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shame the entire area is copypaste

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mountaintops is pretty bare and boring and Melina is tragically underutilized. But other than that l, not much. There were some irritating bugs near release, but they've ironed most of those things out.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Humiliation ritual thread so anons can bully the lolcow Dragonirian into suicide.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, extremely fun game, can't wait for the dlc

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Less copy paste, more content, convenants, new game plus like in ds2, and there you have your best souls ever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >covenants
      Yeah wtf were they thinking? This game seems like covenants would make the most sense.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wtf were they thinking
        They were thinking most of the players don't know what covenants are because they never played souls, and that the rest of the fromgays that most likely started on Dark Souls 3 don't care either way.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fromsoftware is complacent.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't have a playstation hits red label

    so i can buy it for cheap

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    open world too big for its own good, becomes boring incredibly quickly, doesn't help that it's also one of the most static open world there is, nothing ever happens, the only interaction you have with it is killing things and sometimes pressing Y to talk to some boring cryptic NPC or to pick up some useless crafting component
    also the quest design is pure garbage, souls style quests don't work at all with an open world, it's boring, tedious, frustrating, and you end up on a wiki 100% if the time, anyone saying they did quests organically without looking up shit are lying.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same way
      It's "fine" for your first playthrough, but restarting a new game from scratch, is pure fricking suffering
      Having to gather flasks upgrades AGAIN, weapon upgrade materials AGAIN, spending 5-10 minutes riding the boring ass horse, and the amount of content you have to willingfully ignore to make it bearable is crazy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say just do NG+ but to be honest, everything until Mountaintops is incredibly easy. I wish they'd spent more time balancing NG+ difficulty in this game since it's so much worse starting from scratch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The open world is great.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you've never played any other open world before Elden Ring, well yeah, I'm sure it's great

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Huh? ER does open worlds better than most. Encounters and locations everywhere.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What "encounters"?
              The open world is as static as it can be, nothing really ever happens on its own, they tried with the bosses spawning at night, but once you notice it's the same 3 bosses repeated 9 times, it kinda feels lame
              As for locations, I hope you're not talking about the same ruins, churches, and same looking cave and dungeons sprinkled all around the map right? the only times where playing this game felt great, was during the legacy dungeons, ironic considering those were "linear" levels

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd love to hear what open world you think is better than the Lands Between. I'd say RDR2's world is in contention. Its between those two.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'd love to hear what open world you think is better than the Lands Between
                Gothic 1 and 2 still stands unbeaten.
                Especially 2

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing Lands Between has is visuals, that's it
                The rest is entirely static, I get that it's a dark fantasy world, but a little bit more life wouldn't have hurted

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like dragonirian is here. Time to start the humiliation rituals.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the humiliation ritual? What is going to happen?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Typical humiliation type stuff.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This tower is some bullshit
    >Just hide behind rocks bro
    Terrible design idea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this was a great little part and there should have been more of those towers around different parts of the world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      I like Elden Ring, but I did feel it was too big at times.

      wrong, it should have been bigger, and soon it will be

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The base game is gonna look really dated when DLC releases
        DLC, from what we've seen and what we know, will be everything the base game should have been; a smaller and tighter area, packed with content

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, you b***hes will cry like you always do trying to doompost it while moving whatever goalpost you in first place only set in bad faith. Elden Ring is one of the most completed games ever, and is over 80 hours at least. It also kept over a 10th of its playerbase at any given time in over 2 years which is nearly unprecedented. That wouldn't be happening if people didn't love it, so stick it up your ass

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek. This homie has no idea. All insiders are saying the DLC looks pretty much like the dlc for every other souls game. no open world shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fromdrones be like

              >Concern trolling ER "open world"/"Moutaintops" haters get called out
              >Instantly take their mask off and reveal themselves as anti-Fronsoftware shiposters
              You love to see it
              Keep seething

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                trolling
                He's using troony words now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t-troony
                Another pathetic failure of a post

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Responding after 24 minutes
                oh no its moronic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, wasn't that already obvious? let them screech

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fromdrones be like

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he fell for the fake leak

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why even reply to a discord raid?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's great because it forces people realize that madness exists as a status. Kinda like Nerijus does with Hemmorage. And in practice it's just a variation of the other "Ballista on top of a tower" guys.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to save you some frustration for next time; come from the other side and just use the spiritspring right next to it. You're welcome.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didnt have any trouble with it once I figured out you can just take cover between bursts. Its just a poorly designed obstacle.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The open world. Even the devs know it sucks dick because they made fast travel so easy.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whom'st?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Melina in the past

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Very likely that she was burned by Messmer, considering her incantations have the seal of the Ancient Tree in the Crucible era

        shame the entire area is copypaste

        No

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing I think this game missed out on are legitimate random travelling NPC's walking around the map with mini quests/dialog
    Would it make the game more complicated and harder to fully complete? yeah but it would make the game way more immersive
    I also feel like the game could've benefitted from more RNG scenario's in general. like rare enemy spawns, randomised weather like fog, thunder etc. maybe even completely randomised NPC invaders

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am about to start playing this, any tips?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uninstall it and stop taking HRT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Get in your gender swap coffin bro

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Max Strength and get the Greatsword from calid ASAP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's too op, i'm replaying for the first time since release with this build and i'm so op that it's actually boring

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All builds are like that. These were never hard games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HP is your most important stat
      Weapon upgrades are more important than damage stats
      Clear out the area south of Limgrave (it's called the Weeping Peninsula) before you tackle Stormveil Castle

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fia didn't adopt me

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel so bad for the discord sisters.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have tried 3 times to get into ER and I just cant. Its just so boring and nothing in it keeps me invested. I want to like it like most people claim they do but I honestly don't get the appeal and still think many people claim to enjoy Eldin Ring simply for gamer prestige because nothing I experienced in 10 hours of the game I would call amazing. I don't even think the visuals are all that great, especially not when compared to Dark Souls 3.

    Also Margit being one of the first bosses you encounter is absurd. He would be DLC boss in any other Fromsoft game with the amount of safe moves and endless swinging he does.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also Margit being one of the first bosses you encounter is absurd.
      filtered by margit? grim

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I beat him. Wasn't a satisfying win only to be rewarded with the castle area which is too, boring.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's what the witcher 3 is like for me. tried multiple times. super boring
      ER is great tho

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the giant LAST SECRET mr mitsubishi san was talking about?

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What wrong is I can't settle on a build for the DLC. Will probably just go with yet another Faith build.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have 2 monitors
    >elden ring on monitor 1
    >youtube on monitor 2
    Yup, it's gaming time

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's their sixth game that's the fricking same thing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seethe harder then go back to your AAA western Black persony homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't play any western games. Maybe one day your jaw will get tired of sucking From's wiener and you'll understand that they're nothing special.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can make the laziest piece of shit cash grab and Ganker will praise and defend it to the death because it's "hard", read: unbalanced

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, obviously. It's been out for over two years now and there's been daily threads about it on this board ever since.

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