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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Literally nothing, it's the only legitimate 10/10 game in years.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bump

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      First post, best post.
      Jewnami cucks still seething 5 years ago.

      Reminder that we're getting both a sequel and a movie soon.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >and a movie
        I can only see this as a negative. Kojima is a great at games, every thing he's been trying to do to make movies has revolved around Hollywood. It's not going to go well.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He's not actually doing anything of substance for the movie. They're definitely exchanging emails with him for clarification and input on the writing side, but he's not writing the screenplay himself, or directing it or anything. It's either going to be an improvement in conciseness and pacing over the game, or it's going to barely scratch the surface and be a mostly vibes driven chapter one sort of probing scenario.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, so it's much worse than I could have assumed. Frick.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think you mean what went right?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dropped it the second she said Princess Beach.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >dropped it 95% of the way through

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I can see the Ganker caliber of autist doing this just to be contrarian.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a great game.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Konami made a big mistake firing kojimbo, now there's no one to contain his homosexualry

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    people wanted mgs5
    people wanted silent hills
    instead, we got death stranding

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It was fine. I had more fun than most open world games since there isn't a million collectibles and quest markers on the map.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The first rule of how to enjoy open world games is to turn off the minimap

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    - Fighting humans is lame. Too easy, no depth.
    - Physics are very jank. No momentum to anything. Very easy to notice if you fall a long distance, try to jump anywhere you're not supposed to go, or use a vehicle on rough terrain.
    - Roads take a lot of work to make and yet aren't that useful. Not long after you get ziplines which are way better.
    - In general the side content is very grindy. Keep grinding missions for shelters until you get 5 stars. Also the game doesn't tell you that you have to read messages and go to sleep before you can increase stars.
    - BT stealth sections are tedious.
    - The final boss (the whale thing) is pretty underwhelming.
    - Your usual Kojima-isms like cringe dialogue and poorly paced cutscenes.
    Otherwise a cool game. Very comfy and unique, great vibes. Interested to see what 2 brings to the table.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed with pretty much all the points but I think the good parts of the game made up for it. Still hoping DS2 adresses the issues.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Core gameplay loop is boring. The majority of the gameplay is just walking
    Lore actively warns you against killing mules
    Anti-fun mechanics, jumping and climbing is janky
    Story is kinda moronic
    The only people that like that game are Kojima worshippers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The majority of the gameplay is just walking
      maybe if youre a FRICKIN moron

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If Sam's suit can resist Timefall, then why doesn't he use the same material to wrap his packages when it's raining so they won't get damaged?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >then why doesn't he use the same material to wrap his packages when it's raining so they won't get damaged?
      Expensive as all frick, it's why Sam isn't also carrying around what the UCA buildings are made of with him.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's was kino in every sense

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima got promoted to being his own tard wrangler.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What would happen if I played this game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It would be very painful.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You'll either get bored and bounce off of it early, which you should try not to let happen, because it really does get better as you progress, or you'll get it immediately and become addicted to spooky Euro Truck Simulator

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You might have fun if you're le intellectual or you could be filtered

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you'd instantly become an homosexual

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it's fun.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It combines boring ganwplay with highly irritating gameplay. That is a terrible combination.

    Its ok to be a bit boring, it can be relaxing to traverse the environment, plan routes see the vistas, listen to some tunes. Kinda like truck driver simulator or whatever. A bit boring but comfy, relaxing, and has good progression systems.

    But then they theow in the BTs. Which are not fun to fight, not exciting, not hard. Really not anything at all except q really irritating nuisance. Destroying all the chill and leisure. Boring gameplay and irritating gameplay, terrible combination.

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