What went wrong?

What went wrong?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All the white guys left Paradox.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The Sims syndrome.
    Graphics updated slightly in order to justify reselling the DLCs.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok except one thing. Every single run starts with
    >search character
    >filter by genius trait
    >marry
    >full blood legacy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't do dysgenic runs
      It's fun to try to play while collecting all the worst traits
      Good challenge too

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    a sequel that did not really improve on the previous game at all

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Too many cringe events like “u shidd urself smelly court xd”
    >A lot of the same events show up. Get’s boring. Get AI to write shit for them or something
    >Releasing shit expansions instead of focusing on actual events, plagues, societies
    >Cant play theocracy, cant play a republic cuz reasons
    >Shit economy system
    >Shit combat

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like realtime strat, much less grand strat. That's the problem. Paradox go make a better Civ than Firaxis.
    >inb4 Stellaris shit

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I mean we're still waiting on HRE and Papal State gameplay

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that is coded by apes? It started crashing everytime

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It had fewer features than CK2 on release. I also still prefer CK2 with HIP to 3.

    I'm curious how they'll fuck up EU5.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It had fewer features than a game with a decades worth of dlc, right you more than likely never played ck2 on release, at least ck3 shipped with a playable religion system and didn't need a dlc to add in muslims. Pound for pound CK3 launched with more content than vanilla ck2 did this is unarguable. Ck3's dlc after a year is lacking though in retrospect.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I liked CK2 at release more than I liked CK3. Also who in his right mind plays as a muslim? lol

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Me. Iberian peninsula muslim can be OP and easy as fuck because of the clan government type combined with diplomacy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Anything in CK3 is OP and easy as fuck because the AI is retarded.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that is true, but still ck3 has to compete with ck2 as it is now and not one from a decade ago

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It'll surpass ck2 once it has an equal number of dlc, check back in a few years.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It does not improve on Ck2. It has no reason to exist.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They took all the wacky meme stories people made about CK2 and made that the entire game

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was that you have to trigger all the events yourself instead of having them happen to you

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Same old shit, pretty much indentical to CK2 aside from some interesting mods, in a way its a very similiar situation to Warband vs Bannerlord

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and its somehow even easier than CK2 even with mods that try to make the game more difficult

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing went wrong. It's a solid game but lacks content because Paradox has yet to release the dozens of DLC that will eventually come for it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rest of the thread disagrees.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The 86% positive reviews on Steam disagree with the rest of the thread.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the stupid masses?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            As opposed to the people that frequent Ganker?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, people here are generally more cultured than your average dudebro normalfag.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >2013
    >play ck2 for the first time, blown away
    >"holy shit imagine 10 years from now"
    >"i bet we will have proper peace treaties, marriage negotiations, ability to exchange territories, better AI..."
    >2023
    >ck2:2
    >almost the same game fundamentals, but all models are now 3d with cartoonish proportions
    >contextually a monty-python reference, no attempt to take itself seriously
    >devs explaining why slowly re-releasing old features is a good thing because otherwise they would have 0 incentive to release sequels
    >fans eating this shit up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >They legitimately tried appealing to too many people and ended up appealing to no one with a painfully mediocre game
      No. They tried to appear to wider audience and focus on roleplay and memes. They killed any grand, and almost all strategy. Warfare is pile of garbage compared to predecessor, it's not worst only because stillborn abomination of Vic3 exist.
      And even so, roleplay is barebones, full of memetic brainrot as for wider-reddit-audience. CK3 is shit.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's neither a satisfying grand strategy map painter and spreadsheet simulator nor an engaging and emergent medieval dynasty storyteller. They legitimately tried appealing to too many people and ended up appealing to no one with a painfully mediocre game. It has none of the charms that its predecessor bore and ended up a lackluster and repetitive experience. The way they've comically mishandled communications, DLC pricing and content deadlines is just the cherry on top.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Censored and woke. Game has chuds in it and you cant even expell the garden gnomeery anymore.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All of it is fixable except the perk tree. A fundamentally retarded concept. Works great for the vampire mod though.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CK fans are the dumbest Paradox game players, which is impressive because HOI4 is also a Paradox game

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Everything. It offers no improvement over CK2 except the 3D portraits and it's a heavy downgrade on pretty much every other aspect.

    It's also way too focused on the RPG mechanics rather than the strategy aspect and is way too fucking easy. Not that CK2 was all that hard, but at least it wasn't normie accessible. CK3 can be played by a toddler.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Crusader Kings is the roleplay focused paradox it's supposed to be about intrigue and family/court politics if you want grand strategy go play imperator.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, moron, that's not true. CK was a a strategy simulator with roleplay mechanics sprinkled on, not the other way around. If you just remove the strategy aspect and make it irrelevant, then I might as well just go play the Sims or something. Besides, it's not like the RPG mechanics are well developed anyway. In fact, even in that aspect it's severely lacking against CK2. There are barely any events or things to do in CK3. The only thing CK3 has so far is the Royal Court shit that has like 5 events on recycle.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >still no alternate governments like republics or byzantine
    >still no epidemics in a fucking MEDIEVAL GAME
    It's only been 3 years, guys. any day, now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >still no epidemics
      forgot about that
      inb4 zoomers claiming that ck2's reapers due also took years to release, unaware that ck2 had epidemics since the release version and the dlc just expanded upon them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        CK3's are just wholly inadequate. it's actually less thorough than 2, which is impressive

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    garbage "content" dlcs instead of proper mechanics
    ffs mongols are still barebones

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what went wrong?
    The part where peoppe bought a paradox game released after crusader kings 2

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