What went wrong? It seems like our guy SWERY can't win.

What went wrong? It seems like our guy SWERY can't win.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because ~~*THEY*~~ wont let him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why though? He's fully subservient to trannies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because Japanese people are considered white now.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You shouldn't be expecting Swery games to have mainstream appeal

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of those statements are true, but that's basically what I expected.
    Frick though dude, I played Kenshi almost nonstop for two weeks, quirky indie jankshit don't bother me none.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Human Tawna Bandicoot real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this a mobile game?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hows the performance on Switch?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Surely not good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's as bad if not worse than DPII.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did it finaly release? also whats with that intense stuble.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, on Friday. Alsi frick you, cannon unsee.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Swery was always a hackfraud that only made it because western journos and gamers adopted him as some sort of wacky pet. The same mentality behind
    >oh japan! You and your crazy underwear vending machines!
    gave Swery the chance to make some mediocre games. Now that he is forgotten, like the fad he was, he is nothing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pleb filtered... And how!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO YOU CAN'T LET CREATIVE PEOPLE MAKE EXPERIMENTAL BUDGET RELEASES, EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE AN AAA OPEN WORLD LOOTER SHOOTER WITH A BATTLE PASS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOO I WANT TO EAT SHIT BY THE MOUTHFUL
        Plenty of "experimental budget releases" that ain't trash, unlike Swery's.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There are shittons of indie experimental games that are actually good like Baba is You and Noita, take Swery's wiener out of your mouth, dumb weebtard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and there are a ton of indie games that are worse. whats your point

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Then why the frick are you treating the game's low scores as some conspiracy by the journos against it, instead of considering that the game might actually be a steamy pile of shit? You dumb weeb need to start judging a game based on its merits, instead of whether it's made by a Jap dev or not.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Then why the frick are you treating the game's low scores as some conspiracy by the journos against it
              if you trust a "journalist" that writes this way, you're part of the problem

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong
    Swery magic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit. It's confirmed kino.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DP is his only good game

    Tried DDDD, it was moronic
    Tried DP2 got filtered
    Checked this one on gamepass and it's not the most exciting game.

    It's supposed to be a comfy rural town sim but it feels empty, almost no npcs walking around

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not the most exciting game
      >It's supposed to be a comfy rural town sim
      >rural town
      >but it feels empty
      You never lived in a rural town before huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When I visit my relatives in a rural town in the mountains in Hungary, there's people tending to their vegetable gardens, cutting wood, letting their chickens out to feed and more, it's pretty busy during the day.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > in Hungary
          They are post-communist, western rural towns are dead.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Are they darkened?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His earlier works work because he knew how to tone down the quirky shit and do something serious

    But the games are getting progressively quirkier and instead of serious it's le self aware ironic shit.
    He's been interacting too much with westerners and that compromised his vision.
    soon he will be no different from a comic book writer who thinks every line of dialogue needs to be witty

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Deadly Premonition really works because once shit got real, and it got real.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    theres like a perpetual earthquake in this game world

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He won for us... That's more than enough

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SWERY's always been a poor man's Suda (who's a poor man's Kojima and I say that vastly preferring Suda over Kojima mind you)

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saw this on gamepass and thought it was a game for women cause of people turning into cats and dogs. Is it actually worth a download?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Swery is a drunk alcoholic hack who wants troony dick

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tonally stupid
    >structurally broken
    WHAT
    THE
    FRICK
    DOES
    THAT
    EVEN
    MEAN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >'we didn't understand it'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      underrated gem in a decade

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "i didn't like it, so it must be stupid because i'm smart"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like libtard babble to me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It means that the writing is stupid
        why wouldn't you say that, instead of "tonally" stupid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tonally stupid may mean that it doesn't set up the right atmosphere for the scenes, like a wacky air for a serious moment or viceversa

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            so, they didn't know what kind of game it was and got mad. sounds like they're the dumb ones

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like you didn't get it either.
        Stay filtered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tonally stupid refers to the tone of a scene. Most likely here claiming that serious scenes were handled too lightheartedly. This would be like a capeshit movie where a dramatic character death was happening and other characters made quips and smirked at the camera.

      Structurally broken refers to the plot structure. Now this could mean a number of things such as sequences of events not making logical sense or pacing or important plot events connecting other events not being presented. This can be like a movie where a guy is a cop doing cop stuff and then later is shown to be in prison without including scenes depicting him committing crimes or being arrested.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Game won't even get past black screen at the start
    AAAAAAAAAAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >download demo
    >open it
    >all I get is a black screen
    Wat do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      open your eyes

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you could say Swery isn't having a good life right now

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soooo... does that mean it's good or not?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's kino, it's about exploring a comfy village, like Deadly Premonition's town, a lighter tone but still gets surrealist, with a philosophical, Buddhist subtext to the writing.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't make D4 part 2. Frick him.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the game is okay but it doesnt have the novelty of first deadly premonition. it feels like a run of the mill unity indie game while dp was an low budget indie game printed on a dvd, and released to a console with a certain level of quality control that the steam storefront doesnt have. it was a different time.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoying it so far. Probably his best game since DP1. It has some good humour and the setting is comfy.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm only like an hour in and I like it for what it is so far, even if it isn't great. If it doesn't completely jump the shark I won't end up mad at it.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im never buying his game again after getting bamboozled by the troony game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      J.J. Macfield? That was one of his better games.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes. I even enjoyed it despite massive jank. I just cant agree with the message of endorsing troony loonacy. They need mental help not encouragement

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