What went wrong with Bethesda?

What went wrong with Bethesda?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why? Were you expecting transgender men?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oblivion

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were shit from the start?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the only thing shit from the start is you, my condolences to your mother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's okay for thing to be shit if it already was

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        getting mad that a company who has only ever made shit over 2 decades continues to make shit is incredibly silly yes. you are not doing an activism by dredging up decades old criticism of bethesda anon, you're trying to beat a dead horse that has already been beaten into dust.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not just one company dumbass
          Nothing happens in a fucking vacuum

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok so just take my post and replace "Bethesda" with "every AAA dev" then, my point still stands dummy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then that's an industry-wide epidemic
              Moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hey bozo guess what, it's been a problem for 3 fucking generations at this point. if you're still being disappointed by AAA games it's entirely your own fault for expecting the largest entertainment industry on the planet to stop chasing profit incentives. if you haven't figured out how to find the good games underneath all the bad ones it's 100% a skill issue at this point

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >If you change the entire meaning of my post, it proves that I was right all along, moron!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's the best part anon, my post is right if you use either bethesda or the entire AAA dev industry.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pounding Piper's pussy power pushing pulsing penis persistently

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Piper's puffy puckered pussy plopped a pound of pulsating placenta

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pathetic, purely puerile prose penned by penial pleasurers

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look at the amount of women that work there now compared to the amount of women that worked there during Fallout 4. That should answer your question.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every single character is frustrating and speaks like they are walking on eggs.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God it's bad when fan art mogs the game this hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prompt?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?
        I just googled Piper Fallout 4.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Creature on the left looks like space Hillary Clinton, I can't believe this is what they went with

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least sarah is 60 years old, what excuse does piper have to look like shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She lives in a post apocalyptic setting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wow really, the setting made her biologically ugly?
        this sounds like something a woman would say

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you underestimate how much makeup comes into play for many women's attractiveness. this is to be expected from most people here, given their lack of human interaction outside of calling each other trannies on here.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fucking give it a rest with the lecturing, it's a CAD model and it looks like shit. No excuse.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >no excuse
              I mean the excuse is baked into the setting anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, it isn't

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it literally is.
                >why don't these women appear to be supermodels
                >they do not have the cosmetics required to achieve such a look, most can't even bathe or sweep their own floors
                in fact starfield is probably their first game where cosmetics would be widely available to the populace of the setting

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >in fact starfield is probably their first game where cosmetics would be widely available to the populace of the setting
                this is a good point. there's a magic plastic surgery office in the first place you land. 500 credits which is nothing. yet you want me to believe all the women walk around looking like toddlerslop nightmares? come the fuck on.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're still going at it with this cute pilpul? Cosmetics don't change your fucking face structure, your parents decide that at your conception. And if you're gonna argue that the apocalypse had dysgenic effects, then why isn't this reflected in game with the people in the better off areas being significantly better looking than peasants in the middle of nowhere, and why does my wife also look like shit?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                obviously it's because bethesda is bad at doing models, what I was arguing is that the EXCUSE, as in the thing they can use to skirt around their ugly models, was baked into the setting. and again, you really do underestimate just how much of an effect makeup can have on someone's appearances.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah well that excuse exists in your head only because they show 0 awareness of it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well no the excuse exists in the text of the setting as well, unless you've managed to find some cosmetics laying around outside of FO4's opening, in which I do believe there is some stuff in the bathroom. I'd have to reinstall to check and I'm not doing it just because you're a little gay, so feel free to prove me wrong

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Cait.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the same thing that went wrong all the back in the early 2000s, consoles. I'm getting real sick of you zoomers acting like the decline of bethesda hasn't been decades in the making

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fucking off boomer. bethesda has never made a good game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they made exactly 1 good game with morrowind, and while not the very good FO3 did allow us to have FONV so I have to give credit where it's due.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sarah looks fine and has a sexy voice

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sarah looks fine
      Only in very specific lighting and even then she looks mediocre at best. She's still a 40 year old hag.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would pound the fuck out of that old british bitch's minge.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are a bad developer and are coasting off their early success and the giant and loyal fanbase they accumulated from back then coupled with the fact they are the only dev making big open world singleplayer games like this

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    millennials and gen xers realized they're old

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Liberals got more retarded over time

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thankfully I won't even be tempted to de-hag her with mods because she's just such an annoying cunt anyway. Vasco is the only tolerable Constellation companion.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bethesda is going to be audited and have a gloved microsoft hand up their asses for TES6. can't imagine what the shareholder meeting is going to look like after microsoft spent HOW MUCH acquiring bethesda and the first thing they do is shit this out? hoo boy.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ESG, can't have attractive woman anymore.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong with Bethesda?
    They know people are going to mod them any way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post uncensored

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Censoring feet

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh so now zoomers are going to act like Ganker didn't simp over Piper and Curie in 2015? It's so obvious when they pretend like they've been on here for more than a year.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't play this shit game when it came out but now that I am I find it impossible to believe anyone would simp for piper.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was mostly modded games, before coomer mods anything piper related was always HATE NEWSPAPER

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have jerked off to Piper and daydreamed about sex adventures with her in game model. No mods. Getting her in her underwear had my heart fucking pounding. No shame either

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I believe you're full of shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More people were gushing over Curie because she's literally just an anime character after you give her a new body.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People stopped holding them to higher standards and in fact gave them more money for cutting corners and producing inferior products for higher prices.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong, there were no standards just passionate nerds
      now its all corporations and code monkeys

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They just never grew or changed their practices.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fighting with interplay devs because todd has an ego now

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, you'll proclaim it's the greatest game ever once the Space Sex mods start rolling out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for what purpose? 10 years ago that might be a novel idea but steam is full of coomerslop. there's no need for this janky ass shit. especially when you need to install mod after mod, when you could just open up a dozen other, better, sex games. starfield does nothing for nobody.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you think porn games didn't exist when people were developing these mods for skyrim anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sure they did, but none as accessible or of the same quality you'd get from rigging those stupid skyrim puppets together. your choices 12ish years ago were subsections of weeb games that were just hentai stills, or a couple weird 3d models in VNs. and the skyrim shit was locked behind esoteric rituals of mods. now you can have whatever you want, often from the front page of steam. no point in rigging starfield for anything really, unless someone just really wants to, and then there's no point in using it, unless you're just so hopelessly horny or want the chuckle. so, maybe a dozen people if it happens at all?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you underestimate the appeal of the bethesda sandbox with these mods. if model quality was the only concern everyone would be jerking off to non interactive media

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no i don't. this game does not have skyrim legs at all. core fanbase of autists? maybe, most games get that. cultural phenomenon that is modded for a decade? huge, huge stretch, especially since bethesda themselves are set to blow it the fuck out with TES6 anyway.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield companions seems to be so fucking bland. Fallout 4 you had Piper, Cait, Curie and Nick now we have Hillary Clinton and a guy wearing a cowboy hat

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning, miss

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Piper is annoying but she's cute and has a dorky side. Sarah is annoying and that's it. The fact that she's a 40 something year old hag is just the icing on the cake.

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