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WHAT WENT WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It turned out picking races from a menu was the correct design after all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all they needed to do was add fast travel next to the open world. that would have saved the game
      that and removed the stupid announcer gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This was annoying as fuck as well. Why couldn't you just hit retry on failed events and go back to the starting line automatically? It's like they wanted to annoy the fuck out of you as much as possible.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >why would you expect me to DRIVE in this DRIVING GAME??!!?!1?!?!1?!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            god, you're stupid

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              they did patch in a retry button later on
              it was the single most requested feature and EA of all people actually listened

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >why would you expect me to DRIVE IN A RATHER BARREN OPEN WORLD WITH NO COMPETITION EVERY TIME I FAIL SLIGHTLY in this RACING GAME?!?!?!?!?!1?!?!?!!?!?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You can restart races, dumbass.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want to drive, I want to race.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there is a fucking retry option you imbecile. i won't lie, the menus were convoluted and it should have just popped up on the screen immediately after failing, but you could retry instantly using the menu.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i think they added it to the remaster, right? i played the original recently and it was a fucking bore to retry races, i always had to retry much earlier trough the menu

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >1/3 of the soundtrack is classical music
    why

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Royalty free probably

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it was entirely for an afk zen mode where the camera roamed around the city without any of the adrenaline fueled antics. Like an in-game screensaver, just turn off the cars engine and take a moment to relax.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he isn't taking down cars at 500 MPH while listening to Camille Saint Saen's Carnival of the Animals - The Aquarium

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, the OST from the original is missing? What's gone?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no people are dumb
        https://burnout.fandom.com/wiki/Picture_Paradise

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >car infinitely shifts through gears

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They got rid of the massive cause as much damage as you can traffic carnage levels

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you can do that on literally any street. just push r3+l3

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't in anyway comparable to the other games you little shit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >x isn't in game
          yes it is you just need to do y
          >well that's not z

          kys retard

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's different when the level is crafted around exploding rather than freeform wanton destruction. Chaining busses in paradise for huge scores is trivial as long as you know what section of the city to head towards after initiating a crash. Optimal scoring routes in say revenge required much more finesse and felt like figuring out an admittedly simple puzzle.
        Fuck there were intersections in paradise where I straight up got bored and stopped the crash because it had been going for a fucking half hour.
        I still like the open world though, and fucking about with parking garages and the airfield in multiplayer were a lot of fun. It just could've used a little less aimlessness in events.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          drift races in the mountains was always a fucking blast. god i miss that game

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          only inbreds played crash

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whatll happen if i register a hard copy of this game on steam? will it allow me to d/l the remastered version or just say game is unavailable?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'll just get the older version. keys for delisted games will still work just fine

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HOW HARD IS IT TO MAKE AN ARCADEY RACING GAME IN CURRENT YEAR FUCK
    FORZA AINT THE SAME

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's impossible to add the devs political agenda in an arcadey racing game where you never see the driver's skin color or green hair. That's why they don't make these kind of games anymore.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >we are the lazy generation
    How did Burnout 3 predict this?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Huge empty city. Having to find your way through races, getting lost, losing the race for taking the wrong turn at some point. They also removed crash mode and introduced that ridiculous thing where you press a button and the car starts rolling around. Franchise killer. Unforgivable shit sequel to 2 of the greatest arcade racers of all time.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zero licensed cars, shitty tracks, shitty song selection

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Game doesn't indicate that you need to hit that hairpin til the last minute and you just fucking missed it
    BRILLIANT GAME DESIGN!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't drift a hairpin corner in Burnout you seriously need to consider suicide for the sake of everyone else on earth.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey hey you you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3 used to be one of my favorites PS2 games but the franchise stopped being fun to me after my mom and my 5 years old sister died in a car crash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They got takendown

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking hell anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just gamer moments

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sorry anon, i needed the gone fishin pic and ur mom was in the wrong place at the wrong time

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    open world meme

    kept same physics from older games where cars magnetize into objects after being hit for crashes/takedowns, which wasnt too noticeable on a narrow track in 3 and 4, but in this open world game you might get slightly tapped and gravitate all the way to the other side of the road and crash into a divider

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this game. Its horrible design was worshipped at the time. Its MGSV for cars. Horrible horrible games

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's one of those games where every person who loved it was also such an NPC that they'd likely spent hours upon hours driving while following traffic laws "for fun"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        npcs couldn't play this. it was way too hard for them

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >map doesn't rotate
    I couldn't.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the game is as aimless as it can get, turns out putting all your shit in an open world clouds the snese of progession and feels like you're doing shit for nothing.
    Burnout 3 remaster when?
    Wait EA is so cheap they wouldn't even bother to license back the soundtrack, nah I prefer it to stay dead then.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Burnout 3 remaster when?
      Shut your moron lips.
      Stop asking for fucking rehashes.
      You are pure cancer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not him but i literally just want a polished pc port with new multiplayer servers.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You NEVER get that, yet you keep asking.
          you tarded
          >it'll totally work THIS time
          just stop.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            stop acting like a gay over nothing

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Stop being a moron after getting btfo, gay moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >i btfo'd him because i said so
                You're retarded, there's literally nothing wrong with wanting a proper pc port of burnout 3.
                >REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!
                ok and?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently you can't even play it on Steam, EA requires some weird facial verification, needs a persons webcam to scan his face or something to even start playing.

    Guess pirates won again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf even

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Check the Steam reviews, people are raging.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      works on my machine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I noticed the game won't work for me on steam but through the regular EA launcher it does just fine

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one of those games you can never talk about or critcize because people spam memes

    >i dont think open world works for a racing game, especially one focused on cras---
    >REMEMBER GIRLFRIEND BY AVRIL LAVGINE LOLOLOLL HEY HEY HEY HEY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally 2 posts about that meme ITT you absolute squizo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No way no way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Think you need a new one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whoa, you're such a fucking hypocrite

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hes so stupid what the hell was he thinking.?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      girlfriend was in a bunch of burnout game, i think it was in dominator if i'm not mistaken.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY
    TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY
    >TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY
    TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY

    Please stop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you dont like G&R or the song?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but guns and roses fucking sucks save for that one rolling stones cover

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        G&R is fine. I didn't like the song playing every 14 seconds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Both. The song doesn't fit in the game and was only included because of the name. Also Rose has an annoying voice.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Really makes you think. Was it burnout paradise so they got the song? Or was it burnout paradise because they got the song?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEE

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Racing games are not for open world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They can work. Forza horizon games do it well. At least you always know where to go in a race.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it when it came out on PS3 and I play the remake every few months. I like taking down the cars in the over world to unlock them and I like the mode that lets you run from ppl killing you and the mode that lets you kill people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      taking down cars in free roam to unlock them was genius, but once you have them all and still have 90 events to go for your license it makes the world feel a bit barren. I would've liked to see some npc races going on while you mess around, or some other way to bring back the sporadic fast cars outside multiplayer.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That’s an excellent point, you’re right I remember being disappointed at unlocking them all afterwards.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Striker from Crash FM was found out to be a pedophile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So was the lead singer of lost prophets

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    EA

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any game that came out during the PS3 era is shit, even souls

    If you bought a PS3 you just don't know what you missed out

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As an unironic zoomer who never played the earlier Burnout games, I think this game fucks. I entirely understand that it likely doesn’t hold a candle to the earlier games, and that people don’t like it for that, but I do like it. It’s fun

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this game fucks
      What the fuck does this mean?
      Zoomers are so retarded.
      I'm glad you missed the golden age of gaming and knowing what life was like without social media.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Typical millennial. I bet you spent the last 10 years saying everythibg is based or so y

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >based
          >not zoomerspeak

          roflstomper omegalawl
          epic fail. do not pass go, do not collect $200.
          Your post gave me AIDS.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What in your opinion is the birthdates that constitute the zoomer generation

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Even if you don’t have the slightest idea, it’s not hard to figure out. I apologize that you were offended that I like bad thing, but there’s better ways to attack someone’s character if you’re too lazy to come up with something real.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I apologize that you were offended
          This is not an apology.
          Its what companies and politicians do to tell you that you were in fact wrong while "apoligizing".
          You think you're clever, but you're actually a zoomer.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Correct. I wasn’t actually apologizing, and that was the point.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Autist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a good game. these old gays were too shit to play it back then. that's why they are crying about it

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    3>Revenge>2>Dominator>Legends>1>Paradise>Crash

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      3 is ass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I heard that somebody wants to die tonight

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stop talking to yourself

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    way too easy, in burnout 3 you really felt like you were battling with the other racers, in paradise you tap them and they just send themselves careening into the nearest wall. also the soundtrack sucked, there was a cool song here and there but nothing compared to 3's.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HEY HEY

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people are too dumb to react fast enough. it was a good game. they are also to dumb to react to blinkers on your car and road signs to see where they had to go. The remaster was just typical made by non whites garbage. that's why that failed specifically

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is full of gays and got filtered, that's what went wrong

      paradise is by far the easiest burnout game what the fuck are you retards going on about?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're the retard. Because you didn't understand my simple to follow post.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's not hard to use the blinkers and navigate the map, it's an easy game. people didn't dislike it because they "got filtered" they didn't like it because it was shallow garbage compared to the likes of 3

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is full of gays and got filtered, that's what went wrong

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    beat the entirety of this bad boy under the covers when i was supposed to be sleeping before school

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'M BACK AT THE CROSSROADS AGAIN

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They removed the cartoon physics on the civilian cars and made it a chore to dodge them.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you now remember the Obama Ad billboards in Burnout Paradise

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bring me back

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cool song

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BURNING LAP

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes it feels like no one on this board likes games for the same reasons I do. I don't care if it wasn't challenging enough, I don't care if the progression system wasn't perfect I don't care if the AI wasn't great. I care that the cars were fucking fun to drive, and they were. Just fucking speeding around, chaining boosts, hitting jumps, doing spins and barrel rolls, seeing how many cars I could sideswipe without wrecking or letting go of boost, hitting wide drifts in the mountains over and over until I get them perfect with no wall contact, tapping E-brake mid drift to change the trajectory just so, spinning your wheels and burning rubber just for fun. I could do it for hours and never get bored because the driving model was just so fun and satisfying. If that's not what you play the game for, fine, but that's a you problem. I loved the shit out of this game and still do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound autistic and the driving is too forgiving and arcadey for it's own good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Burnout
        >too arcadey
        and I'm the autistic one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's a good game. people just sucked at it and called it trash

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        No one sucks at paradise it's fucking easy. Like it all you want but seething over people's critiques of the game by calling them "bad" makes you look fucking retarded, because lack of difficulty is one of the biggest flaws of the game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are correct and those are the same reasons I loved the game enough to 100% it twice. However, a lot of the criticisms are valid and I can imagine a burnout game made -more perfect- in some alternate universe. I want to play THAT game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cool story bro

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

        HEY HEY YOU YOU

        I'll never forgive her for "fixing" those beautiful vampire teeth, they were so damn cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are autistic and have shit taste. And that's okay as long as you keep it for yourself, just stop having an aneurysm when most people disagree with you because they actually have taste, played the other games of the series, and won't put up with all the shitty design choices paradise has.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I have le good taste you have le bad taste
        >you're autistic
        stunning persuasive writing skills anon

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I started playing burnout 2 today and my fuck does it ever pump me up when boosting and the music gets louder

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not only gets louder, the rest of the song actually kicks in like the lead guitars on Big Surf (Pass Me By).

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HEY HEY YOU YOU

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker hates Burnout Paradise now

    HEY HEY YOU YOU

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      remember when you couldnt restart races and had to go all the way back to try again?
      the fact that had to be patched for that tells you everything about this mess of a game.
      you're better playing burnout revenge on an xbox 360 if you had one

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Physics were toned down in comparison with 3 and revenge, so, crashes weren't that impressive. This is by far the biggest problem I have with Paradise. Plus, they added automatic slow-motion when you crash so you can see how realistic it is.
    Lack of diversity... Of scenarios. All tracks were reduced to traverse the same streets and corners over and over again. One-size-fit-all solution that is garbage.
    >TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY x100
    Multiplayer was fun, at least.
    By far one of the worst Burnout entries.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It marked the death of Burnout. When you say "mm what if we go open world" its when you know the game is artistically dead

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Criterion got tapped to make Need for Speed games instead, and they weren't allowed to have awesome crash physics because NFS has real cars, and the automakers didn't want their precious babies being unrecognizably smashed up in a video game? Remember how we never got another Burnout again because of that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes anon, i remember

      i remember tons of stuff like that happening to everything i like. now i'm gonna boot up need for speed most wanted 2005 on my steam deck for the next god knows however many hours and pretend nothing else exists while drowning myself in beer and thc

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we pretending to hate this game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Burnout 3 was better. Better driving, crash mode, varied cities, better cars

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't disagree with you but Burnout wasn't awful. I treat it like a spin-off game like it was supposed to be. Still very enjoyable.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >All these zoomers who hate Burnout Paradise
    Holy shit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't it be the other way around? Zoomers should be the ones who like it, and millennials like the actually good, arcade Burnout games.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Progression sucks shit and is literally the same 5-6 events with increasing difficulty. And some of those are cancer.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was way too easy. I completed it in a day, retries were rare, like you really had to fuck up badly. A traffic wasnt really a problem anymore like in 3

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like Paradise because no matter how much I played, I just couldn't bring myself to remember the map. It had no character.
    I have maps from other racers burnt into my corneas, but all I can recall from P.City is "this straight line goes to stadium and then you turn left" and "this tunnel leads to the mountains god I fucking hate the mountains". Also, maybe it's because I just sucked, but I can't think of any actual road in which I'd ever maxxed a car. There always seemed to be a corner or traffick somewhere up front, never a proper open line, just like in NFSCarbon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you must have sucked ass because I-88 snaked through the whole city and you could boost the whole way pretty easily with a little practice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't even fucking remember what i88 is that should tell you enough about the map

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          being too much of a doped up retard to remember there was a highway in a racing game isn't the games fault you absolute cumrag

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon, but the game is 14 years old. I've replayed it a bunch, due to being absolutely desperate for Burnout content, but some people may have played it when it came out, and left it at that.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nothing, it's good
    own it on cd
    own it on steam
    own it on origin
    own it on switch
    at one point I was even pirating it
    EA-sama please, new burnout when?

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can't take it, i won't cooperate
    making arrangements to BURY IT IN THE GROUND
    i can't fake it, this station
    is going under so I'll BURY THIS IN THE GRAAAOUUUND and beauty lies in the ignorant with the saaaaaouuuund
    of selling out to the innocent
    I CAN'T SAVE US
    FROM THE OUTSIIIIIDE
    I CAN'T TAKE IT WHAT I'M TOOOLD

    YOU CAN'T STOP IT
    JUST STARTED
    DEAD LIVING ON THE RADII IO
    I
    CAN'T
    SAVE US
    FROM THE OUTSIIIIIDE HO OOO HOOO

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