46 thoughts on “What were they THINKING?!?!”

    • the player gets a samus fake-out death and she wakes up screaming and attacking the guy who was about to kill her. and then it’s her in the big room where she fought the boss and all she is doing is screaming without catching a breath as if some spic who thinks dragon ball z power up scenes are the most epic thing ever made this game

      oh wait

      and anyways, the scene cuts between her nonstop screaming and the exterior of the ship she is in crashing down to the surface. and when the ship is in the scene, you don’t hear her scream, but as soon as it cuts to her action cutscene in the room, she’s screaming. it literally is just

      >AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      >*music*
      >AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      >*music
      >AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      it’s fucking comical. it’s like a spongebob gag but it’s being played straight. a fitting joke of a climax to a joke of a game.

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  1. "No! I must kill the metroids," Samus shouted!
    Adam said "No, Samus. You are the metroids."
    And then, Samus was a jellyfish.

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    • After the final fight in Dread Samus’ Metroid DNA fully manifests itself allowing her to drain energy from the big bad. This happening works within the story given the events of Fusion. I assume most people have issues with the execution rather than the outcome.

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