What were they thinking?!
What were they thinking?!
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soul vs soulless
>t. I played this a teenager when I was happy and now I'm a sad/angry adult so I hate it
chud hag vs shota
I don't get why they removed the hat, it's not like the new version doesn't also look ridiculous.
Ha looks like thatcher
To be fair the left is a lot more frightening then the right
But for all the wrong reasons.
Was Salazar ever even supposed to be frightening? He was just meant to be an annoying little shit that made you hate him for putting you through all the bullshit in the castle section. The "frightening" role was for his Verdugo bodyguards.
No, he was supposed to be comedic relief.
>then
Good morning !sir
>frightening
Neither are frightening
Wasnt he supposed to be stuck permanently young or something?
thats history
now he is permanently stuck on gender hormones
Salazar is doubly fucked up. He's only 20, but his body appears different parts younger and older than his actual age. Stunted growth while his body aged rapidly.
That sounds alright.
Hillary Clinton.
>the average 21 year old zoomer
Madrid / Barcelona
Trans representation
Oh wow, they removed his hat and gave him a pompadour. Literally ruined.
You're right hand comes off?
YOUR FUCKING RIGHT HAND FUCKING COMES THE FUCK OFF?!?!?! FUCK
Bram Strokers Dracula.
It makes sense, 4 takes place in Europe, they're going with the whole 'I'm immortal so I still dress like its 200 years ago' angle
>Strokers
Yes, because everyone strokes his cock.
>cock
>it's a reference to-
It'd be cool if it was a reference to the original game instead.
>remake game
>reference media other than the original fucking game
It's remake not a remaster
>strokers
count vaxxula
Keep in mind these are the same people who thought it was a good idea to redesign Nemesis of all characters.
>Salazar's wig is blown off upon his defeat
>Lands on Leon's head
>ret's demake the shit outta this game because consoomer normarfag gaijin WIRR buy it anyway, just rike they did with demake 2 and demake 3
They literally gave him a female jawline and hair. Seriously he looks like a woman now
Is he played by a woman.
About a cheap midget for motion capture
Unironically the first time ive ever wanted to see salazar on screen at all, but its probably entirely because of seeing this clip. Gives me major from hellsing ultimate vibes and I might play this with the japanese voices whenever and if I get the game. Ashley sounds better too
%60
>Gave him a relatively deep old man voice
I hope that's just the JP version. My favorite part was that his original english voice sounded like a squeaky punk trying to sound older than he was and getting easily tilted when Leon insults him. Now the only thing that implies his youth is his boyish stature while everything else is older than his real age.
You are such a fucking retarded gay idiot consumerist drone.
Strange how as graphics get better things look worse?
Or is it really just nostalgia blindness?
>put hat on big cheese
>remove hat from salazar
they turned Salazar into an ugly chud, fuck this shit I'm pirating and waiting for mods.
>and waiting for mods
good luck with that
there's still no mods to fix goblina nuClaire and chud nuJill in demakes 2 and 3, only overblown coomer shit that makes boobs/asses/tighs take up half of your screen
I doubt demake 4 will suddenly get mods to fix Salazar and chud nuAshley
Brain rot
keep on coping
That's a lot of buzz words just to tell everyone you're a massive flaming retard.
He looks even more like a granny now
Can't be racist towards MIDGES
MISTER SCOTT
literally