What were your favorite lines from the new God of War?
Mine:
>TAKE THAT! MY BOY KRATOS GOT MY BACK!
>...He's behind me, isn't he?
*Kratos Krats all over him*
>Ha! That'll teach him to try to take my nut! Wait... that came out wrong...
>AWKWAAAAARD
homie THATS NUTS
whats this meme about? does the squirrel actually say stuff like this in the game?
No
I like the part where Kratos tells Atreus that he's strong no matter how jacked up he is, but he does exercise because that's what chads do. Foreshadowing how lazy norse chuds are.
This whole scene.
This is how you spot fatherless Gankeredditors. Literally anyone who has a loving father knows that dad do react like this when you reach 14 or 15.
The television isn't a loving father, anon.
>The first seething fatherless anon appears-
>he thinks Kratos is the father
Oh no no no no!
>Deflecting
lmfao, as expected from fatherless anons.
you don't think it's weird making up headcanons about how someone is a cuckold? what a weird thing to be obsessed about
>headcanon
KEK
got any more proof other than an antagonist taunting him and then literally saying "I kid" afterwards?
That "antagonist" is not a dumb roided female that's a heckin' God of war (tm)
what's wrong with this?
is this just Ganker being emotionless autismos again?
>is this just Ganker being emotionless autismos again?
Yes. Whenever they present anything without commenting on it, they don't know why they're mad about it.
They're just afraid their half built open world isn't going to win goty.
>kratos acts akward as frick not knowing what to say
>mimir acts like a second father figure filling out the shortcommings of kratos
literally what the frick is the problem here?
Kratos being an awkward moron around his family members doesn't make any sense. He wasn't like that at all with his older family members and even when he see's them again int he underworld he acts like a openly loving parent.
The new games made him this weird, bitter, emotionally stunted moron.
>raised as a spartan, the historical textbook definition of bitter emotionally stunted morons
>be weird about sex because he has only known the conforts of prostitutes, a woman who he killed, his cousin/aunt, and a Norse giant who is the complete opposite of anything he stood for
>actually have a child survive to puberty when he murdered his first and let pandora, who he was considering to be like his daughter, die as well
>never had needed to give the talk before and while he can recognize signs of Atreus being interesting in "we waz giants", doesn't know how to properly approach a more delicate subject that his mother would've been much more in tune for
>mimir, who lends comedic relief and is much more open along with someone atreus considers a second father, teaches atreus about the birds and the bees
>somehow this is bad
>raised as a spartan, the historical textbook definition of bitter emotionally stunted morons
Nice headcanon
>because he has only known the conforts of prostitutes
Right, lets just ignore his loving wife before he killed her, you fricking moron.
Not even going to bother with the rest of the nonsense that you wrote just so that you can defend dogshit writing.
Why does everything have capeshit dialogue now?
>everything
It's only snoy moviegames
The frick is capeshit dialogue? Please explain because it sounds like words coming straight out your ass.
You're the only one here who doesn't understand, normalgay. Or is it shill?
its all being written by the same little clique of roasties and their simps. their entire lives revolve around all the same influences.
United Kliphate accent has gone too far everyone should be tired of it at this point
all the times they said "we (men) must do/be better"
>Ratatoskr: *Whispers* This Thor guy is nuttier that squirrel poop
>Thor: I HEARD THAT!
>Ratatoskr: eep... The kid said it!
/qa/ won.
ARES! DESTROY MY MASCULINITY AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!!!!!!
KEK
When you consider he was pretty much insane with rage in 3 and it has been a thousand years since he killed Zeus it makes sense he would lose his already weak social habilities
UH OH
no goy... NO! Hollywood dialogue is peak high IQ entertainment from the greatest of directors and producers of all time!
let's call it what it is - israeli comedy. It's the same snarky, effeminate bullshit you see in bazinga theory, friends etc etc
>anyone over the age of 30
that's the problem right there
these games aren't being made for people that old. they're being made for zoomers. move on.
Zoomers don't like the self-pitying irony shit either. Irony is supposed to be used to mock and banter.
then why is it so popular in all forms of media? why won't it go away? Avengers was 10 fricking years ago.
It's popular with specific kinds of writers, the ones who do capeshit and capeshit-adjacent shit. If you mean audiences, audiences like anything as long as it's marketed enough. They don't really have set preferences, a blockbuster written in the style of older blockbusters would do just as well as Marvel quip culture as long as it's marketed.
>specific kinds of writers
yeah those "specific" kinds of writers seem to be fricking everywhere. as in pretty much anything that's not dry ass oscar bait.
One ESL anon explained this shit pretty well, which made all the shills in the thread seethe and attack him over it:
It was when other anon asked what exactly is "Marvel-tier dialogue".
Forgot pic.
*atreus slays a monster on his own
Kratos: boy, are you alright?
Atreus: that... was... AWESOME
Where's the joke, Frickley?
>Father, is it always morally right to kill someone who is trying to kill you
>yes
Brok bros......I don't frickin feel so well..
>Brok was one of the shining beacons of light in the last game
>they fricking kill him and we're left with his shitty brother
Sucks, he was cool.
https://youtube.com/shorts/hCU0LkEWPcw?feature=share
>really want to play ragnarok
>have a ps4 pro so can play it at like 45ish FPS, borderline playable
>would really rather play it at 144fps on PC
should i wait bros? also not sure how i feel about the devs talking about how kratos might travel to other mythologies. you can do that once, if he keeps moving to other areas and killing their gods hes just gonna seem like a dick.
How would a King Arthur God of War plays out?