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moronation
based, frick ff7 remake, frick nomura, and frick square
>frick nomura
see
you mean frick kitase nojima and toriyama
>frick nomura
Oh you're in trouble now
Do your research, Nomura didn't have anything to do with the game, he was only the director.
Probably gonna be Reunion though
It will be rebuild of course
>call it a remake
>it's actually a fan fiction sequel
Refund
REVENGEANCE
Reveal
last of us PS5 edition
wat
just reminds me of that failed battle royale they shit out
That's why you play the successful one!
Just the last one in the battle pass, so, of course she's the most desirable one.
FF is over. Play a better game instead like Fortnite. It's even free to play!
First 2 are cute 3rd isnt. Dont get all the hype for her.
people wanting to be 12 again and having some random 14 year old girl molest them
Literally me, xd.
>those fashions
Will zoomer years (2020's) be the new 80's?
zoomers are just cannibalizing everything else
We've been in the 80s for a while. We're going back to Y2K. Look at female jeans for reference.
first 2 shit, 3rd cute
Kitase is one of the biggest hacks in Japanese gaming.
He's nothing but a yes-man nowadays.
They all look like shit.
>He's nothing but a yes-man nowadays.
I don't think you know what the term means.
thanks for proving my point i guess
Then I must be confused. Don't yes-men answer to the boss? How is Kitase a yes-man if he's one of the bosses?
basically means he has no integrity anymore
If Kitase was a yes-man, he would've said yes to Nomura wanting to do a straight remake of FF7 instead of copying Rebuild of Evangelion.
>yes to Nomura wanting to do a straight remake of FF7
No, because he was the only one who wanted it. He said yes to the multiple other people who didn't want to.
AFAIK it was just Kitase pushing the "Remake" idea.
https://www.pushsquare.com/news/2020/05/interview_final_fantasy_vii_remake_producer_and_co-director_on_development_launch_and_being_grateful_for_the_fans
>respecting the original
good job fricking that up
Just imagine what Kitase would've done if had full control.
>Nomura wanting to do a straight remake of FF7
source?
I will NEVER forgive Anno for this frickign terrible """"film"""". It is a complete travesty and I hope he gets blacklisted from making anything ever and I hope his homosexual wife divorces him
It made tons of money so that won't happen.
I don't know what kind of bizarro dimension we live in where people make one-off works of genius, then twenty years later remake it and deliberately frick it all up, but that's where we are.
Anno is about to ruin Kamen Rider by turning what was a minor female character into yet another wank tribute to his wife.
Twin peaks return was better than the original
I liked it
>here let me prove you right
this is like one of those hospital pain charts
4:19
4:20
4:21
Wtf is Yamamura's problem?
Also it looks like a huge gangbang for Okamoto, as she's there in the middle of 17 men
And how did Abdullah sneak in there?
am i supposed to believe any of those boomers plays video games?
they jerk off to ntr and nft
what makes you think that in any large company the board of directors give a shit about anything other than money?
Mr. NFT
he's an oiler
https://www.hd.square-enix.com/eng/company/officer.html
What do these people do? What credentials, other than a lot of money, do they have that guarantees the positions are in good hands?
So these are the masterminds behind Fospoken.
huh, wasn't Yoshi-p a board member already as well?
Barry's Suicide: FF7 Rebirth outsells Forspoken
I wish you morons would frick off back to gamefaqs
Every anti-SE thread there's a group of some namegay obsessed schizos.
dunno but it'll probably have half the budget and be rushed out the door after the sales of the second game
SE no longer has the luxury of consumer ignorance that they had for the first game
Re-verse
and then they announce the FF7 cinematic universe
Reproduce
barry thread
RE-CUM
What's wrong with getting excited for products?
REGURGITATE
It's Reunion, and I'm sure of that only cause Nomura loves his fricking callbacks. If that mother fricker referenced the damn KH1 opening in that dumb Verum Rex tease in Kh3 he's gonna reference the reveal trailer.
>Still seething
Remake was kino.
Rebirth will be kino too.
Nomura and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Replay
more like Repay
kek this pic is perfect
even the devs said they had to watch reaction videos for motivation to make this pile of shit
I will never understand the appeal of reaction videos outside of laughing at soibois.
Reunion obviously.
too late
REUNION
That RLM image doesn't fit at all, it's the "such a nerd XD" gays who hate Remake for being a meta and actually interesting exploration of the original game and not an authentic remake.
it fits because only morons eat up this goyslop
normal people just wanted a single game remake not this episodic compilation crap
nice mental gymnastics
he's trying to skew it to fit his narrative and failing hard
it fits perfectly because the only people who like this shitfest are the same people who love the new shitty star wars movies and soiface over trailers like maximilliandood
now you're the kind of gays who eat anything up and keep asking for more because real fans never wanted a remake in the first place and don't care about this israeliteery
>real fans never wanted a remake
too fricking right
“Real” fans can still play the original game. No matter what you think about remake it doesn’t stain the overall story of ff7 anywhere near as badly as Dirge of Cerberus
>actually interesting exploration of the original game
>it's the "such a nerd XD" gays who love Remake as it feeds their constant need to consoom products
FTFY you clearly don't understand the skit.
exactly - they're not pretending to be people who hate the new shitty star wars movies, they're mocking idiots who fricking eat it up
The image is making fun of Remake. I need to convince everyone to stop posting it and make sure they know that the real losers are the people who didn't like Remake.
You are out of your mind, the "remake" fricking sucks
How did you even come up with that conclusion?
They're literally mocking shit like this
>the woman recoiling in disgust at those idiots
kek
The worst part is that I could respect genuine excitement to a degree, but these moron have most likely not even played the game.
I'm pretty sure they have, but they're behaving like absolute morons. You can say they're hamming it up for the camera, but I doubt it.
lol they're literally mocking the 7R's overly defensive fanbase
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lmao they actually sound exactly like maximilliandood
that guy is such a fake fan
>actually interesting exploration of the original game
Yeah, entire first five hours of it.
Holy shit what a homosexual
Two are not like the others. It might be yourself, in order to put together your schizo pastas with real posts.
Eh, I enjoyed it. Got it week before the official release and had blast posting my playthrough to Ganker. I understand small minded people would throw a fit over time jannies but I think it was very brave of the devs to give AAA production valued meta middle finger to the obnoxious fanboys who'd be screeching anyways over minor deviation from the og.
>obnoxious fanboys
The completely lack of self-awareness is hilarious.
Same goes to you.
I never wanted a remake to begin with. I didn't piss my pants over the PS2 tech demo, and thought Advent Children was pointless. I'm just hear to laugh at you morons who are willing to defend 7R so much you'll outright attack the original game. Every single thread.
>w-we didn't w-want it!
>nooooo w-we're not c-coping y-you are!! *farts and shits in their adult diapers*
Why aren't you embarrassed to "argue" like this?
>the guy who calls others obnoxious fanboys also roleplays anyone who didn't like remake as someone who is shitting their diapers
Again, the lack of self awareness is staggering
It makes sense, you just have to employ some huge mental gymnastics:
The obnoxious fanboys are the people who didn't like the game. I call them obnoxious fanboys who are shitting their diapers because they aren't buying all the FF7 media they can, like me. If they say anything bad about the games I say they are shitting their diapers.
Now you may think this all sounds like I'm the obnoxious fanboy, but that just means you're not mindbreaking yourself hard enough.
>has to resort to moronic greentext
why even bother replying
why do 7Rgays always go full moron like this
what's the alternative? defending the game on its merits? lmao
honestly, what reveals 7R as a shit game are not the posts complaining about it, but the posts from its biggest defenders which have no arguments whatsoever and simply lash out childishly at the "haters" or deflect by attacking the original game. this is literally all you ever get. why can't they defend the game any other way? this is how you know it's garbage. and deep down they know it too, and that's why we get the over defensiveness
I reckon it's one guy, kinda like XV-kun.
He always lashes out with moronic shit.
>we hate Star Wars so much guise!!
>still watch every single show, movie that came after and b***h about it every single time
>we hate Remake so much guise!!
>even after 3 years still b***h about the game and buys remasters after remasters and figures
Yup. This image fits the moronic 7 homosexuals
just wait until Rebirth outsells Remake, I wonder what these morons will say then lol
>just wait until Rebirth outsells Remake
Not as a PS5 timedexclusive it won't. Remake didn't even sell that much on the PS4 during a time when people had nothing else to do but play video games.
don't burst his little delusional bubble
>we hate Star Wars so much guise!!
that's literally not the point
they don't hate star wars though
see
they don't hate star wars lol
they hate nerd hype culture
Revive
Renew
>7Rgays once again attacking the original game and fanbase while having zero good things to say about Remake
it shall so tiresome
just admit you're only here for the hype train because you have nothing else going on in life except for reacting to trailers
I'm honestly just here to see just how bad it gets, and I'm not buying any other entries because Remake was a huge disappointment.
I feel most people are just along for Nojima's wild ride, but some people can't comprehend that it's okay to like something while thinking it's shit. Everything is attack/defend mentality here.
>Everything is attack/defend mentality here.
yeah it's sickening
I like the game but was called a purist because I said I thought one of the chapters had too much padding in it. There is a defence force here that is way too jumpy. Especially if Nomura is mentioned.
>one of the chapters had too much padding in it
>one of the chapters
the entire game has too much padding in it
FRICKING PURIST
>attacks first
>REEEEEEE WHY'RE YOU ATTACKING MEEEE!! REEEEEE!! HELP ME SAKAGUCHI!!! REEEEEE!! I-IT'S NOT YOUR TURN!!!
I thought you gays liked turn based combat. LMAO.
Are you okay?
just another schizo off their meds
>attack first
How? I actually liked Remake, but I can at least admit it's not a very good game. Just like Deadly Premonition.
Renal
Resale
Resell
from the fricking day in 2015 when people started defending the news of it being episodic I knew fans of this would be absolutely insufferable and I was right
>people making up bullshit reasons to support SE's claims it has to be split up
pic related
I still remember people bombing this review before the game even came out, despite it being on point about the padding.
I bet Reclaim like reclaiming our destiny/planet or whatever. Cloud and CO are going to ask the help of time jannies to get back what they lost...
time bullshit was already in the OG universe in the format of Lifestream... There has been many theories actually to the lifestream that it has the possibilty of changing the future/past events if it actually wants. If anyone is interested about the story Sleepezi has a whole 3hour vid about it
oh frick off
>esl moron parroting some e-celeb trying to bring 7 down to Remake's level of stupid
this is why nobody likes 7Rgays and Compilation c**ts
Tbh I think any complaints about compilation is how rushed the entire products outside of Crisis Core were. Dirge of Cerberus is often made fun of for it's shitty gameplay and Advent Children is made fun of for it's shitty rushed plot.
I just can't stand SquareEnixgays since they'll defend FF7R, claim Crisis Core was awful and then eat up Crisis Core Reunion.
crisis core is made fun of for being another shitty tabata game and having god awful writing and characters like genesis
it's the same bullshit as star wars prequels
i didn't need to know where the buster sword came from
i didn't need to know zack came up with the same 7th heaven
>i didn't need to know where the buster sword came from
>i didn't need to know zack came up with the same 7th heaven
holy fricking shit this
surprised sephiroth wasn't crying like darth vader
>surprised sephiroth wasn't crying like darth vader
He came pretty close.
you do if you want to flesh out the game's universe
didn't need fleshing out at all
It didn't need any fleshing out.
You need to get into theorycrafting youtube. Stop caring about the story being "good" or "bad" and watch people talk about the lore for hours and hours.
Soon you won't actually care what is happening in the plot anymore and all that matters is what it adds to the lore.
For example Nero showing up in Remake is not good for the story, but it IS good for the lore and the theories.
Once you're a fan of FF7 theorycrafting literally everything that happens in the story, no matter what, is good - because it expands the lore. You can apply this to all the FF games and suddenly "bad writing" or "plotholes" simply disappear.
10/10 post
>For example Nero showing up in Remake is not good for the story, but it IS good for the lore and the theories
>adding more shit is good by default because it fleshes out the universe
I'm starting to see how disney get away with all those shitty MCU and star wars tv shows.
For the "true fans" more is always better than good. More more more. It expands the lore! It fleshes out the universe! Who cares if it's shit or pointless or a complete rethread of what you've already seen happen?
look at that lore vore
>defending crisis bore
>Tbh I think any complaints about compilation is how rushed the entire products outside of Crisis Core were
No the complaints are about how everything about the Compilation is fanfic tier moronic. This also includes Crsis Core most especially, as it's a prequel that adds so much stupid moronic shit. You defending it leads me to believe you started with CC.
>leads me to believe you started with CC
100%
I didn't actually. I played FF7 first. Of course my first exposure was FF9. I like Crisis Core on the basis of the friendship between Zack and Cloud. It makes me cry.
people hate Compilation shit because it's moronic like the star wars prequels and CC is easily the worst offender
>pretending Crsis Core isn't the worst part of Compilation
Isn't Dirge worse tho?
IMO no because it's not a prequel. I feel prequels are much worse then it comes to ruining lore.
they're both shit games but CC damaged the lore harder
Dirge is a pretty good game to be honest with you.
It's a totally different genre but it utilizes characters that were totally underused in FFVII proper and the story doesn't step TOO MUCH on the toes of the original story. Not in the same way as fricking Genesis did, anyway. I don't like Deepground that much but there's no contradiction in their existence.
If anything the problems with Dirge are that it was designed with some online mobile network that only work in Japan, so the western release was missing a lot of features that would have actually made the game better.
>holy frick reactor intro was great
>damn the city looks so cool
>wait why is sephiroth here
>oh god these ghosts from the trailer
>damn underplate looks so cool
>ok so I'm sleeping in this motel
>i don't know why they flashed forward to reunion shit much later in the game but okay
>wow this game looks awful with all this light
>oh now I'm doing mmo-tier sidequests with tifa
>turn the game off
I wish I'd turned it off at that point too, it only got worse and worse
honestly the only other good part of the game was the airbuster fight bland that's it
now you know why 90% of the promotional material was during dark scenes and in the first reactor
FINAL FANTASY VII: REEEEEEEEEEEE
I just want FF7 to actually get a proper remake and not some half-assed reimagining calling itself a remake.
How did Capcom understand this before Square Enix did!?
prease rook forward to Ever Crisis
Unless Ever Crisis gets an offline physical release where I don't have to ever worry about it EoS I don't think I'll be checking it out.
The only good things Remake did.
Scarlet's delicious breasts.
Yuffie's cute tummy.
Barret looks cool.
That's it.
>buster sword gets an origin story because frick it why not
>belonged to some moron too stupid to perform regular maintenance on it
brilliant
to some moron too stupid to perform regular maintenance on it
>fans ask for a remake
>get Compilation trash
I honestly wasn't surprised. It's not Squaresoft anymore after tall. It's the one pushing NFTs.
>FINAL FANTASY VII Remake
>FINAL FANTASY VII Rebirth
>FINAL FANTASY VII Rebuild
>FINAL FANTASY VII Reunion
>FINAL FANTASY VII G-Bike 2
>FINAL FANTASY VII Reloaded
>FINAL FANTASY VII Resolutions
>FINAL FANTASY VII Resurrections
>FINAL FANTASY VII Redirections
>FINAL FANTASY VII Rebellions
>FINAL FANTASY VII Predilections
>FINAL FANTASY VII Revengeance
>FINAL FANTASY VII Redacted
>FINAL FANTASY VII Renewal
>FINAL FANTASY VII Revival
>FINAL FANTASY VII Redo
>FINAL FANTASY VII Red
>FINAL FANTASY VII R
>friend who streams said he liked Remake
>has never played FF7 or anything related
>streams Crisis Core and asks me to watch
>agree to watch while I do some other shit
>someone asks if he thinks Zack is a better character than Cloud
>says Zack is much better than Cloud
>says that in the case of Remake Cloud it's true
>says it doesn't matter
mention he's never even played 7
>chat starts roasting him
>gets mad and ends stream
40 hours of Midgar Cloud was a bad idea
I can already tell the final boss it going to be Minerva or some other dumb Compilation addition.
the combat is so overrated
no idea why people praise it because it's a confused mess
FFVII: Returns Diminished
"Final Fantasy 7: Re-end"
This is how I feel about Crisis Core.
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>now jelrk off to that you lucky so and so
This iconic scene is going to be even more ominous after we've seen Sephiroth flying around and tossing buildings like Goku.
How did they manage to frick up so bad?
This was a free homerun for them; not only did they kill the franchise but the next two games aren't even going to sell because people know it's not what they want.
>How did they manage to frick up so bad?
The creatively bankrupt desperately trying to be creative.
At least Crapcom knows their place.
>The creatively bankrupt desperately trying to be creative
this so fricking much
They actually think normies are going to play a series of three lengthy JRPGs full of padding to completion, which also requires previous knowledge of the original only so it can subvert expectations. Trust the plan.
Reminder that nomuragays are an extremely vocal minority. Not even Strangers of Paradise could reach a million sales despite being "nomura kino".
Nobody is talking about SoP, schizo.
Who else is excited for this garbage besides nomuragays?
it's xv-kun
let him reply to himself until he gets bored and fricks off
w-wait for the steam release!
>Cait-Sith showing up for no reason to get a OMG I LOVE THAT MARVEL CHARACTER reaction out of people
>most people just ocnfused
really fricking ruins the tone of the plate fall too
i think the fact that everyone fricking survives the plate fall ruins it way more
oh frick yeah I forgot about that stupid shit
no dood u don't get it - it was an artistic choice bro
>oh shit it's cait sith what is he- pfffffffffff
fricking why
It's to show Reeve's despair without giving you the clue who's the fricking cat was you bloody idiot.
It's completely unnecessary.
Why? Because you played FFVII? What part of a "setup" do you not get? To you maybe it was unnecessary. To a new fan of FFVIIR, to them probably, they'd go "Oh, so that's why the cat's there".
He rejected the notion, but he never really showed any kind of remorse or repulsiveness with the plan. To him at that time during that meeting, he didn't know Shinra would actually proceed with the plan. We literally only knew how much Reeves regretted not stopping Shinra way further until his bust up with Barret. That scene will literally be remade in the third game, close to 10 years after first game is out.
>To a new fan of FFVIIR, to them probably, they'd go "Oh, so that's why the cat's there
You are fricking delusional.
>a new fan of FFVIIR can just sit and wait for a decade to find out why that cat appeared and then they can clap their hands and shout KINO!
>but he never really showed any kind of remorse or repulsiveness with the plan
yes he does
did you miss the part where he laments to his secretary you idiot
JUST ACCEPT THAT THE APPEARANCE OF CAIT SITH WAS 100% NECESSARY AND THINKING OTHERWISE MAKES YOU A AN OVERREACTING moron WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WAIT SEVERAL YEARS FOR AN EXPLAINATION SCENE
Jesus imagine being this angry for getting told
moron
pretty sure he's mocking your moronic ass and rightfully so
Hey im not writing in all caps
>newbie doesn't understand cruise control
Its ok i understand, you need to strawman and write in all caps so you can make your point otherwise you cant. Its a classic way to "win" Ganker arguments.
go be moronic somewhere else
Ecks dee
you lost dude
get over it now
Dude, people have explained plenty why they don't like Cait Siths cameo. You overreacted and said they're all wrong and need to shut up because... he was trying to stop the bomb? (Maybe?) or it shows Reeve didn't like the bombing? (Already established)
Now you just keep malding about it because you were disagreed with. There's no strawman, people are mocking your points because they're shit points. But you really want to live in a world where you "explain" the scene and everyone goes "oh, wow!" and declares it kino.
If you like the cameo, fine. But quit throwing a hissy fit over differing opinions. You sound like you're on a one day visit outside of a circlejerk of fanboys and now you can't believe what you're hearing.
>i dont understand why is like this
>*posts answer*
>B-b-but thats a shit explaination bevause i say so! Cmon lets laugh at him!
Jesus christ
it's as if your explanation was moronic or something
but if course you're autistic so you think everyone else is wrong
just ignore the moron
the irony is he's angrily replying to every post mocking him with more shitposts while ignoring every post that is trying to engage reasonably, or replying to those with shitposts too. I think there's some projection going on. but maybe he's just upset because everyone laughed at the post mocking him
But its not. Its a completely viable reason. You see it everywhere in story telling. A foreshadow that makes sense later when you look back.
>But its not
Yes it is.
you're replying to a legit autist who is incapable of thinking of themselves as wrong so don't bother replying aynmore
Not a single rebuttal. Holy shit. Take a look at yourself.
Anon you keep complaining about shitposts and nobody engaging with your points, while ignoring
Why is that? I'd like to talk about it with you. You're not just replying angrily to everyone who doesn't agree, right?
Forgot pic
Anon you missed
ok you are definitely the guy who made the no valid criticism picture, no doubt about it
>you literally cannot criticize remake until it's finished
Ok in 20 years I'll come back and say that cait sith appearance distracted from the plate fall impact but until then I will keep my mouth shut and buy buy buy
I wonder if he stopped posting because he read this and saw how moronic he sounded.
nah he's still here
desperately trying to turn his overreaction into a win.
maybe he should just accept others thought the cait sith appearance was superfluous fanwank and nobody wants to watch his 45 minute youtube video explaining why it wasn't
yeah it's really sad
here
Well done on completely mindbreaking the autist
yeah she even tells him to keep his mouth shut before he gets capped
the fricking guy defending this shit can't even get his facts straight
literally can't handle the fact that cait sith is just thrown in there for more memberberries
yeah okay homosexual
he already expresses his dismay with the president
stop trying to pretend cait with isn't just there for fan-service
Cait sith was to show that reeve actually wanted to try something but failed
Why? Why do you overreact so much? I dont get it
For those who know cait sith, get it. For those who dont get it, they will look back and get it once they get the reveal of it. Thats it
Whats with this moronic overreaction?
>Cait sith was to show that reeve actually wanted to try something but failed
But they didn't show that. If they showed that, maybe it could have worked. But they didn't. You're literally using headcanon as a defence. You could just as easily say cait sith was there to HELP the turks but is upset he was late. He wanted to impress president shinra, damnit!
you are so moronic
literally what the FRICK would Cait Sith even do
They will show that in future parts, proving everyone who thought his inclusion in that scene was bad, wrong.
But even if they don't they will still be wrong.
The game expects you to think and fill in gaps but people here can't do that.
only gaps that need filling at the ones between your teeth you inbred troglodyte
Do you know that people buy games even if the story is trash?
Ive played more games than you. Ive played thousands of games but shitty stories and ill still call them good because i care about more aspects than just story. After all, whispers aside, the game was fine.
If sephiroth time travels for any reason but lifestream, or tifa dies, or i dont know, squall appears and fights with cloud, then yeah ill call the story shit. But dont ask me to not buy it because theres much more to a game than just story. Ill join you on this threads calling the story shit or whatever the frick you want, but if you want me to call the game bad despite the fact that i enjoyed it, then maybe get off the internet, people here are not here to please you.
tl;dr - you're a moron
fricking rekt holy shit
>I thought it was stupid that cait sith showed up during the plate fall
>Why? Why? Why are you overreacting? Why are you so angry? Why are you so so angry? Why haven't you watched youtube videos that explain why he's there? Why can't you just wait for 10 years until we get a scene where Reeve explicitly states that he tried to stop the plate fall, which would retroactively make that moment good? Why do you have to say bad things about the game? Why? Why are you overreacting so much you morons?
whoa dude stop overreacting
you just know this is the guy who made the "no valid criticism" picture
Literally "NOOOOO YOU CAN'T DEFEND MY ARGUMENT, I-IT'S JUST WRONG!!". This is why talking to you FF7 morons are annoying. You frickers do not want to listen to other people's opinion. You just want people to accept YOUR fricking opinion.
Tell me your opinion of remake. Do you think it mistepped in any way? Have you any fears for the future of the story?
yeah he's started his usual bullshit of calling everyone wrong and desperately defending dumb shit like cait sith showing up
Do you actually think cait sith showing up at that point makes any sense or was a good idea or are you just automatically correcting people for calling it out as a shit inclusion?
You know what also doesn't give you a clue that it's Reeve? Not showing it at all
you don't get it man
it's just to deep for you
he's literally mindbroken
it's just copypasta
You dumb fricking ESL.
We already know Reeves is against it as he pleaded with the President not to do it. Cait Sith is just jarring for both fans and newbies. It's a completely tone-deaf decision to have him show up during a serious scene. Here's a serious scene with people getting flattened and a fricking toy cat just shows up. I guess it doesn't matter because nobody fricking dies anyway.
Every single day Ganker seethes about FF7R and I find that quite delicious, I must say. I greatly enjoyed my time with this highly exquisite game and the DLC, and I cannot wait for its sequels and spin-offs. I have years of spectacular FF7 content ahead of me. I have something to look forward to for the next, what, 10 years? I couldn't be happier. And you? Well, you are just pathetic human beings who try to take that joy away from me, but it's not working. In fact, there is nothing you can do about it. That's probably the best part. It amuses me to see your posts that don't affect my enjoyment at all. Cheers!
>exact same pic and schpiel about how mean Ganker is
I'm still buying remake to see my favorite scoobygang from 90s go on the Unknown Journey. We going to blow Mako Reactors left and right, watch Cloud give CPR to 13 yo girl, Tifa having her intimate moment with the dolphin who helps you get to Junon upper part, Red XIII dressed as a shinra grunt and walking with hindlegs. The remake added Tifa getting raped by bugs, Tifa throwing herself on the ring for gym chads to mating press her if she loses the pull up minigame, Aerith speaking directly to player how you are not allowed to fall in love with her, Cloud getting a handjob at Wall Market and many mire fun antics. SE knowing they could never recreate the headcanon so that everyone would be content, decide to do their own thing acknowledging the expectations and working around them. Time jannies represent the purist obsessive fans who cant deal with remake deviating from their headcanon so SE makes (You) cut them down to let Cloud and his scoobygang have new fresh adventures on later parts. It's great meta middlefinger to purist autists but then again, they DID get themselves in the FF7 Remake, so it balances out.
Remake is shit just like the original who could have seen this coming
I played a bit of FF7R two days ago
Honestly I feel I can't get used to the combat, I feel there's too much chatter in general too (NPCs never shut the frick up, but there's also a cutscene full of that for every single thing cloud does that's not fricking breathing). I could swear the sector 7 slums looked a bit more threatening in the original.
>I could swear the sector 7 slums looked a bit more threatening in the original.
Blame the cheap outsourced Malaysian NPCs.
They're the same garbage ones form FFXV.
Honestly maybe it's my perception but it just seemed like there were less "concerned families" and more "if I need to shank someone I fricking will" NPCs. The most threatening person I've seen was a hwite dude taking down posters because he's an ebil nazi for thinking that ecoterrorism might be wrong
for one there are way too many kids and one of the fricking sidequests is finding cats for a kid
it couldn't possibly be less threatening
yeah they really ruined the slums
You really need to play the og again and talk to npcs.
>this thread
I don't get it
just schizo things
>over 50 people shitting on remake
>time to rev up my schizo posting and pretend it's all one guy
consider meds, unironically
Its around 30 newbies that are doing this, it is sad because then you see the post count and realize this is just a venting thread for filtered people. It is fine i guess, you can have your own safe space.
Feel free to leave. Or just sit here sulking about Ganker meanies in between Maximillion trailer hype videos.
I have never seen a decent post in defence of 7R. It's always some ESL sperging out at posts that bring up stupid shit about it.
autists think things they like are flawless
normal people are able to accept flaws
Of course you havent.
I don't think anyone has, if this thread is anything to go by.
hey come on man, there was that one guy who had a meltdown because others dared to call the cat shit scene bad. that was a defence... of sorts.
otherwise you're 100% right
It doesnt look like a thread with mentally sane that will say "ok i understand your position but i disagree" if this thread is anything to go by. So shitposting is all you will get.
>he is still this upset about
get over it you big baby
He's still crying
>But you really want to live in a world where you "explain" the scene and everyone goes "oh, wow!" and declares it kino.
>If you like the cameo, fine. But quit throwing a hissy fit over differing opinions. You sound like you're on a one day visit outside of a circlejerk of fanboys and now you can't believe what you're hearing.
This
Damn it really feels like you deepthroat each other
Ok here is a non shitpost question. Do you think the cait sith appearance was vital, and do you at least understand why others didn't like it?
Bad question, of course it is not vital, like many, many other things in both remake and og. You do know that things not being vital doesnt mean they are necessarily useless, right? You can just boil down everything from the remake that isnt critical to the plot as useless, but in the og as "world building".
How would you feel about the remake removing yuffie because shes not vital? Would you agree with someone saying that yuffie should be removed because shes not vital? No, right?
Ok i think ill stop now, too much backing up and deepthroating each other and samegayging around here. Feels like a cult.
>makes a bunch of dumb points then declares they're leaving
lmao of course. seeya dude. don't forget you can hit F5 to refresh faster as you sit here silently seething for the next few hours.
>dumb points
No rebuttal, i see. Just making personal statements and not backing up anything. Ok ok seeing that you want me gone so bad i will, sorry for disturbing your safe space.
>Ok i think ill stop now, too much backing up and deepthroating each other and samegayging around here.
Ok guys too many people disagreeing with me. I'm objectively correct so the only conclusion is I have stumbled into a cult.
ok im gonna expose you and open your eyes just one time.
The truth is: nobody knows exactly what the whispers are. Sure, there are some explanations in-game but thats not enough. If suddenly an assassin teleported to my room and i asked what the frick, i dont think him saying "huh what? im just an assassin" would be enough.
So yeah, you joke around with it. Time jannies nomura kingdom hearts time travel and bla bla. Just like that. It is fine, it was funny at some point.
But then people moved past it and wanted to explain the whispers in a more detailed way, to theorize. So what people do? they start looking in the original, in the compilation and in the remake for answers. Most nods and most clues stromgly indicate that the whispers might be related to the lifestream, the planet and are, indeed, cries of the planet. This is just A THEORY, thats how you create a theory. To explain something you dont know based on clues. Since we dont the entire remake project yet, it is fine to theorize and try to give some meaning to stuff we dont entirely know yet. We will have our answers, and if the remake ends and theres no real whispers explanation, then we will get mad and stuff.
But you dont like that. You dont like that people might be interested in what the whispers are rather than join the shitposting train and spam time jannies. You dont like that people, despite not knowing what the whispers are or why are there, they still like the game and look forward to it.
So you get mad at people and start to mock them. "OH OK SO THE WHISPERS IS THIS, PRETTY SIMPLE HUH GOOD WRITING LMAO, YEAH, WHY NOT PUT TIDUS IN THE GAME BECAUSE...HUH...THIS INTERVIEW SAID THAT IT IS CONNECTED HAHA OK TIDUS IN FF7 GUYS", when it doesnt even make sense because it is not about just being entirely possible, it is about common sense. Tidus in ff7 isnt the same as the whispers being part of the planet.
Yeah, cloud raping tifa.
I know exactly what the whispers are and I can prove it objectively.
The whispers are fricking moronic plot devices and the proof is that all the good parts of FF7R are the parts where they're trying to expand on the original in interesting ways instead of just "the same scene from the orginal but with dementors flying around"
the whispers don’t even ruin the entire game, I honestly saw them as a huge meta middle finger to the nostalgia shills who just wanted the exact same game with all the problems from the original completely intact. The people who complain about them literally want a 1:1 remake full of bad translations
>objectively false statement
>strawman
Sorry, but your post is wrong and itrelevant
>too much backing up and deepthroating each other and samegayging around here. Feels like a cult.
>quit throwing a hissy fit over differing opinions. You sound like you're on a one day visit outside of a circlejerk of fanboys and now you can't believe what you're hearing.
Bingo.
>dude now I don't what will happen I am excited and will consoom!
If this was FF8 then time travelling shenanigans can be somewhat understandable, pulling this shit with 7 is fricking moronic
I liked Remake, but Cait Sith showing up was fricking stupid.
>people laugh at you for being moronic
>think being more moronic will show em
>OMG LOOK AT OUR GREAT COLLECTION OF STAR WARS
dear god the amount of wojak-tier shit
>thatsthejoke.mpeg
AAAAA when is the trailer
Just wait until forspoken gets out of thee way
Man i want that shitshow called forspoken released so bad, we need more info about Rebirth
They will probably give more info about ever crisis, im curious about it
Looks cool
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/503422574/#503427583
Gotta clap for 7R! Gotta clap for 7R!
I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THE CAT
>I fapped when I saw it!
>the one guy getting pissy about a joke thread because its making fun of remake
lmao pure gold
I have insider telling me that the 3rd game will be called Resurrect after they killed Aeris in the second game.
I want some crazy title like "YOU CANNOT (RE)TURN
like EVA
>I want some crazy title like "YOU CANNOT (RE)TURN
>like EVA
kino
Remake is so much like rebuild, knowing those devs it wont be a predictable name
Requiem would be good
Requiem is the best one
I enjoyed FF7R and will be buying and playing FF7R-2 day one.
The thing that I love the most about remakes is that they really expose the people who are just petty fricking haters. If you have a problem, just go play the original. The remake doesn't magically delete it from existence. At this point people are complaining just to complain.
reunion, obviously
You know what would be cool
Have shelke as optional party member
I would love it but making full characters takes to many resources to keep them optional in a game like FF
And the party already has too many members
Since the game's defender is here, let me asks you this question that you absolutely couldn't answer.
>Why did nobody followed Barret when President Shinra ran indoor?
>Why did Barret just watch when President Shinra is just looking for stuffs in his desk?
>Why did Barret didn't even shoot first when President Shinra got a gun from his desk?
>Why did Sephiroth stabbed Barret only for him to be cured by time janny after that?
I will not accept any answers other than "It's just bad writing without any single thoughts put into it because normies will eat literal shit up anyway."
Of all the problems with remake's narrative you chose to go in the simplest ones that can be explained or understood with 3 seconds of reflection
Not him, but do so, please
In my opinion barret's whole personality is about being preachy and giving lessons to people, him having the chance to show president shinra how wrong he is is the perfect scenario for a frick up like that to happen
Also, sephiroth is the whole game trying to trigger changes in different ways, as example, the whispers slow aerith before cloud meets her because sephiroth was fricking with cloud's mind in order to not make them meet. Which still doesnt work for sephiroth
So when he has actual presence by using a clone instead of attacking the most predictable person he tries to kill barret in order to see how much the whispers can kee things the same way
I dont like the scene at all because i think it is just trying to bait people but it makes sense
>Didn't even answer why the whole fricking party just standing outdoor doing absolutely nothing when Barret chased President Shinra to indoor
Fricking moron.
Because barret for sure would get bodied by the old corpo man
And even if he did, it was mostly because of his stupidity
Are there any scenes you feel don't make sense?
I dont like how the whispers behave overall, i think they are too intrusive even if they should be a weapon-like entity
I asked is there anything you think doesn't make sense
Yeah, the entire rocket town section is moronic
Is there anything in remake you feel doesn't make sense
Yeah, the reason why wedge doesnt die isnt clear enough
Wait for future parts you moron
Nah thats something that died narratively in remake part 1 so thats not something it will be answered later
1 scene, when barret tifa and cloud go save wedge, the whispers take them out of that place together with wedge, even if the whispers want wedge dead. This is something that doesnt make sense
I could also just find this scene
Overall people are free to dislike remake, but i dont really find many scenes that i can say "this doesnt works in a logical sense"
Only more to the ending things start being insane but not even the party knows what is going on and it is the main mistery of the game
Even with its polemics
Remake is faithful for 92% of the game. Something i doubt it will be the same for Rebirth
True, remake at least had the same structure and events happening in the same order. Now imagine when they start changing all that in rebirth
FFVII is no longer a story about anything. It's now just a product for people who want to see the characters waved around in front of their eyes in a consequence free world that goes on forever and ever like the MCU.
Remake will be three parts. Once it's done SE are retiring the FF7 IP and there will be no more media about these characters or the planet.
anon said, while laughing hysterically
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It's true. Anyone who complains SE are going to "milk" FF7 indefinitely need to do their research. It's not like Star Wars or the MCU. The story will be over soon and that will be the end of FF7 for good.
The Remake project will definitelly be the ending of that story overall with the original devs
If they do something else in that world it will be with other devs, kitase,nojima and nomura will probably be done with it
90% of people who have ever heard of Final Fantasy only know FFVII. That's the face of the series and the only games that sell well. It only makes sense to milk it forever. In 10-15 years time, nobody will remember a time when Final Fantasy games were separate entries with no relation to each other.
FF7 is so big that it is almost a brand by itself separated from FF
The impact that things like buster sword, cloud, tifa and sephiroth have is insane
People can dislike remake, but a company doesnt do 3 games and 2-3 mobile titles for an a IP that doesnt make any money
>People can dislike remake
you're so magnanimous
thanks
>People can dislike remake
No, that's not allowed. See
If you want to give (you)s to the same bait image every thread go on. But dont bring me in
Like, it is fair if you think this way
I liked it
Back so soon?
>I dont like how the whispers behave overall, i think they are too intrusive even if they should be a weapon-like entity
I wonder if making the whispers something more personified like reunion clones would've been better
Maybe it would end up being even weirder, they are supposed to be agents of the lifestream so cant be just guys walking around
>Also, sephiroth is the whole game trying to trigger changes in different ways, as example, the whispers slow aerith before cloud meets her because sephiroth was fricking with cloud's mind in order to not make them meet.
It is crazy how if you pay attention to what sephiroth is doing he is trying to create changes from the first moment
Yeah it's crazy how Sephiroth has been reduced from mysterious, imminent, dangerous threat to a crazy yandere stalker that spends all his time trolling his mancrush.
Watch theory youtube channels and pay more attention
The first one still applies.
I dont get bothered because sephiroth was always supposed to be a gaslighting b***h in my opinion, the difference is mostly how they are going harder with that and he isnt just a narrative tool this time
Sephiroth in og is barely a character
then explain it.
Renzocucken.
I love how these remakes make Ganker seethe while they get good reviews and sell millions. You can do literally nothing but shit your pants and cry as normiechads enjoy objectively superior games to the original. No one likes OG FF7 anymore. Get over yourself.
It was mostly just a huge middle-finger to the nostalgia shills who looked at the original in rose-coloured glasses, yeah they went a bit too heavy handed at the end, but I still give them credit for not pandering to the boomers who just want the exact same story with no tweaks, fixing any minor-stupidities, expanding on things, and doing what they WANTED to do in the original game, but couldn’t due to hardware limitations of the PS1 (like the Wutai plotline and Yuffie, Zack and Vincent. Don’t take the Whispers that seriously, the next game will probably just act like it never happened and take off you’re nostalgia goggles.
>strawman argument
>false equivalence
Post invalidated.
I feel the same way about Star Wars and the MCU
I do.nt. I dont even consume MCU. Star wars is good mostly except for the new trilogy which is atrocious and the solo movie.
And remake was FANTASTIC.
wait? are they making you buy each of them separately?
REgurgitation
>we will call it a remake, but it’s not actually a remake, it’s a sequel
>and then everyone one clapped
ffvii reunion I mean it couldn't be more obvious
That bottom but is disgusting
FFVII: Resurgence
FFVII: Renaissance
FFVII: Relaxed
FFVII: Reborn
FFVII: Rebuild
FFVII: Reversed
FFVII: Revival
FFVII: Recovered
FFVII: Redo
FFVII: Replay
FFVII: Refund
FFVII: Reboot
FFVII: Remakes Again feat. Dante from DmC & Knuckles