What would a Hazbin Hotel game look like?

What would a Hazbin Hotel game look like?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well as much as i loved the concept the cartoon was mid.
    most media that tries to spill over into other media ed "The book was good the movie will be good therefore the game will be good." almost never happens
    So since the cartoon is mid the game will be shit.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quirky indie shit about depression with normalization of Satanic rituals and elements to further subvert any remains of a healthy, normal culture.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like spending $50,000 to be eternally humiliated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get this, whats this about 50k dollars that people keep saying?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        youtuber paid 50k to have a self insert fantasy animation made with hazbin's main character

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What kinda animation? What kinda oc? Is it so awful that it's funny? Or is it so awful that it's just awful, like the resr of Vivian's cartoons?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.reddit.com/r/197/comments/194sc3w/this_was_commission_for_50k_by_verbalase/
            >inb4 le reddit
            just watch it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's NSFW, you dork. You couldn't even give me an old reddit link? You expected me to have an account?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ?si=NWx_fXPqcyGn-cBr

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ite, thanks. Could only make it like 40 seconds in, couldn't risk a sudden suicide from secondhand embarassment. 50k to have the cheapest weebshitter wish-fulfillment fantasy imaginable. Lmao.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >changes "www" into "old"
                wow, that was hard.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What, you don't remember off the top of your head how to browse reddit? Pffft, newbie.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you specifically asked for an "old" reddit link, meaning you're already familiar with the concept.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The concept - yes. The execution - no.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >le reddit
              nah

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ooo ur soo cool u don't use reddit anon? woww who cares Black person

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              damn bro that's pathetic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          50k to be crowned King of Ganker isn't an egregious amount

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that would be if he had done somethign epic instead of something that pathetic, now compare this with financing an animation/continuation of a canceled series or comic now that would make you a king

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who gives a shit what Gankermblr thinks?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spawn Armageddon but replace Spawn with Charlie

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey it's the cartoon from that expensive ass self insert animation

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A porn game is the only reasonably correct answer.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    90% profanity, daddy issues and relationship trauma. 10% unsatisfying gameplay.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that animation canon?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    charlie is hot as frick ngl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Easy there, Verbalase

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this was the mid-late 00s Z0NE would have made a flash game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to Zone? Did they just go full turbo israelite or did they fall of the face of the earth?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he didn't quit labzero. All I know is he has been working on an animation for almost half a decade already

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Last I checked he was seething over splatfest results. That was a few years ago

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe he didn't quit labzero. All I know is he has been working on an animation for almost half a decade already

        Maybe he still is at labzero, or at some other professional, non porn studio. Last thing I remember him doing was the Animal Crossing cat...and it somehow became a meme that even normies knew about. Yet, he has not done shit besides say it was ok for Skulgirls to censor themselves. That seems like it came out a year or two ago.
        I highly doubt hentaikey is making him much money.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        heard they had a kid

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Laughed off of the internet after he defended Skullgirl's censorship.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you blame him for wanting to appease the Woke hordes? How many times was Raven raped? How many of his videos/games star underage characters? He would absolutely be destroyed if they went after him.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They'll go after him regardless once they find out. Now the only difference is that he won't get any sympathy or help from non-woketards.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the porn artist would be absolutely destroyed if they went after him
            he's already "destroyed" for being a porn artist

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they
        homie it's a guy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know or care. So I used they.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Last thing I had heard he was working on was a Lord Dominator Wonder Over Yonder flash and that news is probably almost half a decade old now. He did that Ankha tribute animation a few years back and once in a bluemoon posts to his YouTube. As I understand he still posts art on occasion and still updates the archive. I think nowadays he manly posts a lot on xitter and streams on Twitch. I know art and animation can take a long time but I think he's mainly just fricking around these days

        Then there was the whole Skullgirls fiasco where he passive-aggressively defended the censorship of the game and white knighted for a team that openly stated they disliked him and the only reason he got to work on the game was because of Mike Z or Ahad, can't remember which. No idea why he wants to be buddy buddy with them now.

        [...]
        Maybe he still is at labzero, or at some other professional, non porn studio. Last thing I remember him doing was the Animal Crossing cat...and it somehow became a meme that even normies knew about. Yet, he has not done shit besides say it was ok for Skulgirls to censor themselves. That seems like it came out a year or two ago.
        I highly doubt hentaikey is making him much money.

        I'd be shocked to learn he's still working with those guys. What's the point? There backstabbing homosexuals who'll try to cancel him one day. Moreover, I find it odd they'd keep him employed if they disliked him so much.

        I sadly think he'll troon out one of these days.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >has a female robotsona that he streams as with voice editing programs
          No way, I wonder were you got the idea he might be trooning out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Flash games had soul, this current era of rpgmaker slop and wegarbage is so sterile in comparison

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Amazon prime the only way to watch this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could always pirate it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the usual sites

        If the show taught me one thing, it's that pirates go to hell for all eternity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the usual sites

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they upload the episodes to their youtube channel at a later date. The first is up at least.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CrhdgYughU

    KINO
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    O

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The songs are actually good to the point it almost makes you forget the show is rushed as shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The animation would be forgiveable if it were something I saw on newgrounds funny enough. But it's bad. So far the only characters I give a shit about are Alastor because he's probably the true villain and Lucifer, because I like his design.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a show of "moments", if you just watched clips of it at a time it would look good in the moment but put it all together and it dosent meld together well

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In a way I wonder if that's the key to its popularity, it's practically designed for people to take short clips and upload them to twitter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >completely tonally inconsistent swearing in cutesy sparkledog animation song
      Jesus Christ why didn't anyone stop this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jesus Christ why didn't anyone stop this?
        Both the makers and their target audience are children/manchildren who think this is actually edgy and aren't capable of doing anything actually edgy.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A mediocre platformer with VN-like bits sprinkled in between the levels telling some pointless side story nobody cares about.

    Buy now on EGS, XboxSX/S, PS5 and switch for $30 (digital only)!

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hazbin Hotel Hell is full of gay people
    Really make you think

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not in hell for being gay tho

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't see any gay people in heaven tho...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do they even show heaven?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, actually

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. It's full of furries.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So is hell

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally an angel is a lesbian.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >But le devil is a GOOD guy!
    Demonic and satanic debauchery. Everyone that created this and watches it needs to face a firing squad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron take. Lucifer is depicted as a radical angel and is being punished by basically being forced to oversee how much of a frick up his idea was for all time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ACKTUALLY
        Don’t care what satanic morons think. Luciferians deserve eternal damnation and so does anyone normalizing this heaping pile of garbage.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Seek Christ.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nobody ever says “are you okay moron?”
            🙁

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moralgays, god i can't wait for you to die and realize you wasted your life believing in a fricking imaginary friend.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They hated Him because He spoke the truth

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They won't realize it, you moron, once the brain perishes it will literally be unable to process the non-existence. It's almost like you're not godless and your god is just anti-christian contrarianism.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              zzz moralgays die plz

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >homosexual redditor so brain-rotten he doesn't even realize he's talking to a godless heathen, which would have been obvious from the context if the homosexual redditor was capable of reading comprehension

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                make like jesus and die on a pole

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Make like your mother and get fricked by 17 sailors within one night.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude you're trying to argue with a person that unironically thinks magic is real

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >magic
          Actual braindead take.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You literally believe that there is a wizard in another dimension personally overseeing your life.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you LITERALLY believe what I think you believe
              You possess poor comprehension skills and have zero clue what you are talking about. I’ll pray for your cleaved intellect.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh ok, so God isn't real? Isn't that an extremely heretical belief?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it is, which is why you should repent.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Repent for what? For you saying God isn't real and that you don't worship him?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Idk who you’re talking to. Seek Christ.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm talking to the guy who said he doesn't believe in God

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s most of this thread. Again, seek Christ.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I mean you soecifically said you don't believe in God which is why it's odd you keep telling me to seek Christ, since you clearly don't believe in the Father

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >every anon I reply to is the same
                You’re not a very smart man

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you reply to my post calling someone a heretic if you're not the one being accused? moron?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’re just a special kind of stupid and I couldn’t help myself, scooter.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you're a special kind of moron because I larped as someone who velieves the opposite of what I believe and replied as if I was him, in reality I actually do believe in the interdimensional wizard HA gottem trolled
                Ok moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When's the last time you went to church?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just got back a little over an hour ago. We’re in a series about testimonies, and how we aren’t defined by the world or our pasts but by the shed blood of Jesus. Sermon was on 2 Samuel 9:1-13 and how David’s kindness to the remnants of Saul’s house is a depiction of the mercy of Christ. What about you?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VN

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You idiots have no standards.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is Keith David attached to this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qZm_SDwHKlM&pp=ygUMaGF6YmluIGxvc2Vy

      Keith’s presence can salvage anything

      ?si=4RcK1CeVb-FJ4Qzj

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who's Keith David?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the arbiter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he’s not very hard to get these days. he’s been in like 10 episodes of rick and morty.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they change some designs? I won't lie I haven't paid attention to this since the bit they released years ago but I feel like something looks off.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Did they change some designs?
      Yes. designs tend to change from piolet to full series.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEGONE NEOLIBERAL KITSCH!

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you gay?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly and obnoxious

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they get Stamper back to voice the snake guy?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like this

    ?si=bXbQbA4fSYowaQnq

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lame and gay

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you want a genuine answer, it would be a management simulator where you run the hotel with humor on-par with Leisure Suit Larry.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is up with that disgusting untucked shirt? Why bother making a sharply dressed character if she's gonna be so grotesquely unkempt? Does Vivian or whatever the frick her name is just have zero fricking taste whatsoever?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Does Vivian or whatever the frick her name is just have zero fricking taste whatsoever?
      What do you think?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon that's a man
      And a prostitute

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not talking about the octohomosexual, I'm talking about the princess. Charlie I think she was called. Or is it Prince Charles now?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so uh, this shit only has a pilot episode. where the frick is the rest?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ will make an appearance in season 2

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Postal 2 clone where you play as a sinner going about their daily life in Hell

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It would include only surface level edge and have nothing to actually say. The writing is crap.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rapelay but you play as the girl except you're a black man and you spend 50k to get raped and everyone laughs at you

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >christgays ITT

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get an advert you c**t. Keep your gay ass shit off my board while youre at it.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact they are killing Stampers Character next week is giga cringe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If they can’t get Stamper back what’s the point of having him around

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stamper had a character in that shitshow?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah he was the snake

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought he wasn't even functional enough to voice-record after he became a drug addict.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well that came out in 2019 so idk the timeline but he was fricking pissed they replaced him, he went on a massive rant against the fat blob showrunner

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People would swear every 5 seconds and the animation and gameplay would be really horrible

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Heaven is real because...because some fricking dude heard from some other dude about what other dude said and he wrote about it so it totally means it's real ok? you'll burn in hell
    >How do I know hell is real? well some dude heard from another dude that wrote about what some other dude said
    >Checkmate, heathen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      silence, child.
      the MEN are TALKING...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're not much of a man if you need a carrot on a stick to chase for life and have someone else dictate your morals and beliefs.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't care less about your phoenician demiurge, I coom to demon girls, that's it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >silence, child.
        >the MEN are TALKING...

        Both me btw.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty crazy to think how much death and suffering religion has caused throughout human history. All in worship to a ‘god’ described in a Bronze Age book.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah now we just commit genocide and other atrocities in the name of social ideologies like civilized folk.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty crazy to think how much death and suffering religion has caused throughout human history. All in worship to a ‘god’ described in a Bronze Age book.

          >let's commit genocides, erase your own culture and religion and also destroy nations based off ideas from a dessert tribe
          >btw marx was educated by jesuits and also you know what else

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Misc Pot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      “ For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who by their unrighteousness suppress the truth. For what can be known about God is plain to them, because God has shown it to them. For his invisible attributes, namely, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world, in the things that have been made. So they are without excuse.”

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >God is real because god said so
        Cool story bro

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        IDK anyone with two braincells to rub together knows wizards aren't real

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty low budget Persona 5 ripoff.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dumb b***h wants an anime by studio trigger.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >silence, child.
    >the MEN are TALKING...

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk about the gameplay but the script would sound something like

    PENIS PENIS BUTTSEX SHIT BOYPUSSY PENIS DICK DICK CUMbawd DICK DICK PENIS COKAHOLIC SEX TOY PENIS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >establish a non-orthodox interpretation of Adam in the garden with gnostic influences in the first minute
    >establish the premise for heaven and hell that has almost nothing to do with how Christianity works
    >establish that Hell is actually still full of buttholes and shitty people regardless and the main character is incredibly naive and out of touch and consistently failing to make Hell look better than it actually is
    >Christians are still perma-ass blasted at the show anyways
    lol, but not lmao even, just lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Abrahamites get extremely buttangery whenever their religious imagery is used in a manner that's not reverent, unlike most other religions which just don't give a shit but bluehairs get mad on their behalf anyway.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The current year amerishart snake churches have way less to do with christianity. There's actually decent amount of israeli mysticism in the show, which makes it a lot more accurate to what christianity is.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same as the show. Pozzed interracial shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what interracial shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The one with the X on her is a latina or some shit and dates the clown b***h, idk whats he's on about

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That one KH Kairi game

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is just twitter 2.0 at this point ins't it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its been a steady downhill trajectory for at least the last decade. I come here out of habit, but the joy is gone.

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a show all about heaven and hell
    >remove god from the setting because it goes against your message of "hell good, heaven bad"

    typical 'merican writing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God is more evil than Satan judging by what he does in the bible.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair Satan isn't actually mentioned in the original bible at all basically. You just have to sssume he's bad because he's Angra Mainyu fanfiction

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You just have to sssume he's bad because he's Angra Mainyu

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's true, God is just Spenta Mainyu and Satan is just Angra Mainyu, but Abrahamic religions just decided that there is no Ahura Mazda equivalent in their fanfiction and that their Spenta Mainyu is all powerful instead which is why their religion falls apart if you examine it too closely.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        remember when god massacred a dude's whole village and family and then gave him a deadly disease just to prove a point?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Remember when God fricking blitzed a women and turned her into salt simply because she turned around when he said not to?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget that the reason she turned around is because God lied to her and told her the city he was destroying that she wasn't supposed to look at was the last bastion of civilization on the planet. He didn't reveal this was a lie despite knowing it would lead to him having to kill Lot's wife which would lead to Lot's daughters fricking their dad and getting pregnant to preserve the human race.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lot had a raw deal tbh. I need to get back into reading the bible, some wacky ass stories in there, i stopped around Jacob and Esau

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >He didn't reveal this was a lie despite knowing it would lead to him having to kill Lot's wife which would lead to Lot's daughters fricking their dad and getting pregnant to preserve the human race.
              Doesn't capital G know everything? Seems kinda redundant to point out that he did something despite knowing this and that would happen. Whenever someone dies in the Bible it was specifically and entirely because God willed it so.
              The way I see it Lot's daughters roofying him was all part of the plan.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gods a little bit of a gooner if he allowed his creations to create hentai

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The whole Lot situation already sounds a bit like a porn plot so he probably started gooning way before that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Makes sense, he definitely had a incest fetish with the noahs ark shit, practically ruined his entire species on some vague notion they were being c**ts

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a fun read. Book?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Try the bible fricko
              Genesis 19 26: But his wife looked back behind him and she became a pillar of salt.
              I hope you appreciate i got my bible out to get this fricking quote

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *kisses you*
                Thanks so fricking much anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have no basis by which to say that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was watching angel beats too and noticed god's absence, it's a weird trend with these heaven stories to remove the most important figure

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trash even more so now that it's owned by Amazog.

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    charlie is the only character I can tolerate seeing getting dicked down by a black person. Verbalaze earned that right

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It could've been a cute yuri cartoon with cute girls, but the only cute girl is the MC while the rest are just garbage.

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like it’s made for people who make videos where they jitter about and have overly expressive faces.

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If theres no game for it why is this thread on Ganker

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is stamper still breaking into random houses for his cooking show

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Quest Fricking Accepted
    >Fricking Objective: Collect Fricking Five Pussy Dick Motherfricking Hotel Keys
    >Quest Fricking Completed
    Throw in a couple musical numbers, some dick jokes, and there, that's your Hazbin Hotel game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the unskippable gay makeout cutscene? Inauthentic.

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK FRICK FRICK SHIT
    FRICK YOU YOU butthole
    PEE PEE POO POO
    FRICKC ASSSS HOLEE YOU FRICKING
    so basically homestuck

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember that time a group of kids called a prophet baldy and he used the power of god to summon some bears to murder them all

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate millennials

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >entire premise of the pilot was Charlie trying to redeem sinners
    >first season of the show reveals that none of it matters because the angels are just evil people who want to kill them anyway, and heaven is just as bad as hell
    Is there a word for a twist that's so obvious and overdone that it no longer qualifies as a twist?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cliche

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This wasn't even a twist, they showed heaven as buttholes all the way back in Helluva Boss. It's just self-indulgence at that point.

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    modern animation is so bland
    none of these characters look memorable at all

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't modern animation. Modern animation looks like either family guy, or adventure time. This show is what happens when you give a lesbian on deviantart millions of dollars to make a cartoon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >either family guy, or adventure time.
        these shows are over 10 years at this point
        that abomination is modern animation

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quirky visual novel about gay relationships and mental illness(mostly depression and PTSD over random shit), obviously.
    What a stupid question.

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The characters are funny and the songs are kinda bussin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically enjoy the songs, it's just a shame about practically everything else in the show

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this show made by mexicans or something? they all sound like they speak spanish and even say various spanish utterances here and there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's literally only one character played by the chick from Brooklyn 99

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they all sound like they speak spanish
        You're being a schizo, most of them just sound like white people

        idk bro, the purple demon girl, the moronic snake, the arms dealer woman, the tv dude, his prissy actor, they all either sound like they speak spanish or just say random spanish phrases and words and stuff. maybe I'm being a schizo but that's an unusual amount of spanish for a show not made by mexicans.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally the only two that makes sense are Vaggie, the character in question or Valentino. Otherwise how the fake does the snake sound Hispanic when he just sounds like someone trying to do the Stamper voice.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro the creator is a south amerimonkey

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen Hazbin Hotel and know literally nothing about the franchise, but let me guess, Stephanie Beatriz voices this character and she's sort of permanently pissed off

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          DingDINGDING you got it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Basically. She's a grumpy dyke with a secret past that's sure to put a rift in her relationship with the main girl. For no reason.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not even going to last an episode

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shitty writing lives on well past its death.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, it'll last an episode. It'll all be resolved in 20 minutes when Charlie realises she has literally has no reason to hold being an angel against Vaggie because her dad's literally a fricking angel as well.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean i think it's more because she killed thousands of her people

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hell is literally an orgy of violence all the time, with people getting killed regularly every day. And Alastor seems to be a particularly big offender of that.

                It's going to be a big thing that Vaggie didn't tell Charlie sooner that will create a big overdramatic rift between them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We barely know Vaggie anyway because these episodes are paced like shit so it's not like any of this matters. Whole show feels like speedrunning a plot synopsis

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know when they told the viewers that the impending genocide is literally weeks away in the last episode I lost faith in the pacing. For Vaggie I think the issue is that by this point she had no real reason to tell Charlie and wanted to leave that in her past. I'm just not sure why she wasn't more resistant to not going to heaven when Charlie insisted if she didn't want to tell Charlie.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not even going to last an episode

                They're gonna have a cheesy song about it and that'll be the end of that

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't Charlie technically an angel as well because her dad is an angel?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She is half breed. Lilith is human.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes she's half angel half demon from her mothers side

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they all sound like they speak spanish
      You're being a schizo, most of them just sound like white people

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the joke

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop that

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does St. Peter look like a featureless blob in this?

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendship with Alastor ended.
    Now Lucifer is my favourite zany all-powerful cane-holder.

    I guess the most sensible game would be a sort of hotel management tycoon. You expand the hotel, improve its facilities and take care of the prisoners. The twist is that violence and raids happen INCREDIBLY often. Your main line of defence is Alistor, who also doubles as your narrator/tutorial voice, but you'll need help later when the raids from demons and angels get more intense.

    Come endgame, you're juggling the stressful rehabilitation of 40+ crack addicts whilst Alistor has a fistfight with God Himself and Charlie's crying in the corner because Vaggie got swarmed by a thousand level 1 mobs.

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was pretty good. I like when the snake guy tried to have sex with that girl.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Would you do a sex with me?
      >...Why would I wanna frick you?
      >Um... Because I'm having sex with EVERYONE!

      Literally the only laugh I've gotten so far.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It kills me because the fantasy of a yan girl literally hunting you down is unironically hot, but this literal Black person has to bankrupt himself to get a shitty, unimaginative, utterly unerotic take on it.
    You could make gold with that kind of cash, but typical Black person is destined only for coal.

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