What would the offspring of an elf and a dwarf look like?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Female
    >shortstack with that combines the standoffish cuntiness of an elf and the boyish nonchalance of a dwarf
    Male
    >looks like a skinnier dwarf, still hairy and stout but also with the submissiveness and twink tendencies of an elf

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where does the stereotype that elf girls are dommes and boys are subs comes from? That solely applies to drow, it's their thing. All other types of elves are the other way around.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus it's literally just Gnomes what the fuck

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For the few seconds before the dwarf parent strangles it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think reproductive barriers cover it pretty well.
      >Habitat Isolation: Generally live in two different kingdoms/locations making interactions less common.
      >Behavioral Isolation: Try getting a dwarf and an elf to get along for five minutes nonetheless an entire relationship.
      >Temporal Isolation: Elven mating season occurs during the dwarven month of celibacy, making their breeding schedules incompatible.
      >Gametic Isolation: Dwarf gametes are incompatible with elf gametes thus even if a dwarf and elf were to get frisky, the female participant wouldn't get impregnated.
      >Reduced Hybrid Viability: If a dwarf and elf manage to make a baby, the baby ends up crippled.
      >Reduced Hybrid Fertility: The dwelf offspring ends up infertile or unable to reach sexual maturity. See
      >Hybrid Breakdown: Our dwelf has made it this far and has found a lovely partner to settle down with. However, either their offspring are infertile, too weak to survive to sexual maturity, or the offspring doesn't retain much of the "foreign" bloodline (the 1/4 half).
      If interbreedings are especially rare, it can lead to a Neanderthal-human situation where the dwelf merely interbreeds into one of its parental race and the lineage is watered down/thinned out to the point of being undetectable in that race's population.

      Human

      . Maybe it's a heterosis, typha × glauca situation where humans initially came from dwarf/elf interbreeding, ended up possessing hybrid vigor specifically in fecundity, and developed into the dominant race we all know and love.

      Another theory, dwarf/elf hybrids are orcs, but the resulting orcs possess hybrid speciation: orcs can make fertile offspring with other orcs but not with dwarves and elves.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbits

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you think humans came from?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    stillborn
    only humans can successfully interbreed with other species and even then the half-whatever is sterile like a mule

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't happen since entirely different species can't interbreed.

      Thread should have ended here.
      Elf and dwarf hybrids does not and will never exist.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're both humans biologically.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok but hear me out..

      necromancy! it even covers the entirely reasonable response of both races killing the mother before she can birth the abomination!

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't happen since entirely different species can't interbreed.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gnome.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Human

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know. But they’d probably be a pretty damn good craftsman.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    like a dwemer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, a full elf?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my setting dwarves are just-about-not-automatons. If anything else breeds with a dwarf the offspring becomes totally soulless, but highly instinctual and cunning bunch of monsters.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What would the offspring of an elf and a dwarf look like?

    a Human.

    both elder races great shame.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark elves.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing because dwarves are gay and impotent.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    human

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