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Which was the best episode in the new season and why was Friendship?
The best episode was electricity
Okay stop!
Pesky bee!
I just realised that this is foreshadowing that episode 6 has looped before
It felt deviant from the usual formula, but in a good way.
Family
Jobs was clearly the best
Here, you've earned this for being right.
I love how they seem to get stuck in the cutaway moment from a song
In my objective opinion,
Family > Death > Friendship > Electricity > Travel > Jobs
You were so close to being right
Death > Friendship > Electricity > Travel > Jobs > Family
>mfw someone insults family
You need to leave.
Just. You.
Todney was fricking his sister, right?
for me, its
Death = Friendship > Jobs > Electricity > Travel > Family
Travel is the worst, family and death are in competition for the best, jobs is alright but carried by the ending twist.
On the whole the new series seems almost Aqua Teen in nature with its absurdist, non-sequitur comedy, though leaning more into various existential horror and less into the low class familiarity.
>and less into the low class familiarity.
Maybe for you.
As a burger i can't speak for british households but the lack of a Carl means, inherently, its hitting less notes of 'suburban trash going about a normal day with their natural idiocy' to complement the fantastical elements, whether laser aliens or 4th dimensional dread.
Family > Jobs > Travel > Death > Electricity > Friendship
>friendship that low
end your life
You sound stressed. Would you say you're feeling overwhelmed with stress?
>Friendship
That's the second worst one behind the transport.
T. Eagle
friendship > death > family > jobs > electricity > travel
electricity bugs me because it feels weird to introduce a huge plot thread like that in the first season instead of maybe hinting at it at most, but maybe the ending signifies that they just aren't gonna elaborate on it at all, who knows
The woman in the attic isn't actually important to the plot, she was a fakeout just like the previous floors. You see the staircase opening as Yellow leaves. She was just a fakeout so convincing it even tricked (you) into thinking you had found something important
The only fakeout anyone fell for was anyone thinking there's actually any plot at all, and that all the faux-deep nonsense isn't just bait to make people try to figure out the "lore" and artificially inflate discussion about the show.
Why are you so bitter? It's just harmless fun
Why do you assume I'm bitter because I said there's no actual story or explanations to any of this? I'm just stating the obvious.
I mean the part about inflating artificial discussion. What makes you think the show is doing anything like that?
i'd honestly be glad if that were the case
the TV show is technically the second season with the first being the YouTube episodes
and a similar twist was already setup on S1E6, Electricity it's just following that plot point
>the computer roasting the worm the whole episode
>the subtle criticism of people who identify as what they're not
>you will never be an eagle
hehehhhhh
This guy really was an amazing example of the kind of person that gets bullied, and you feel bad for them and try to give them a chance, only to discover they brought the bullying onto themselves and completely deserved it for being a c**t.
I know it's because you've got beady eyes like a rat
That was such a well done character. I've met those people. Odd c**ts who get into social work to "help others", but it's entirely about their own insecurities at the end of the day.
OK STOP
How would you feel if someone decided to attack you and pretend that you don't care about other people just because you're trying to help both them and yourself by getting them to invest in your business?
Jobs > Friendship > Travel > death > electricity > family
it's crazy how wildly these lists vary. Seems like there's no definitive answer, anon
Death > Friendship > Jobs > Travel > Electricity > Family
But honestly it's a pretty close list. I didn't dislike a single episode, Family was weak and I disliked the twins but it still had some great bits like roy showing up to devour an entire family and IWANTBOTH
Crow honestly became my favorite even if I was lukewarm on him in the web series
I personaslly like, I don't know what you're talking about, we're ... just bread
Do you think FISH AAAAND CHIPS STEAK AAAAND BEEF guy is their dad?
I didn't know there was a new season wtf
Its on par with Family
Family => Friendship > Jobs > Travel > Electricity > Death
Friendship>Family>Electricity>Jobs>Death>Transporation
Death = Family > Jobs > Friendship > Electricity > Transport
Death > Electricity > Family > Jobs > Transport > Friendship
I appreciated the twins being a direct reference to picrel.
There was a good number of obvious gags and mundane moments that I loved simply because of the line delivery, like
>What about this boring chair?
>That could be an electric chair!
>*brzzz*AUAARGH!
Out of curiosity, does anyone outside of the UK even know what Fireman Sam is and so would know who the twins were even referencing?
I know Waterman Sam. He's the hero next door
For me it's Airman Sam. Pretty cool guy.
Maybe they assume it's a Twin Peaks reference due to creepy twins
Although to be honest, most people think the family episode is a shoutout to Texas Chainsaw Massacre, specifically Leatherface's family
>Maybe they assume it's a Twin Peaks reference due to creepy twins
???
That's The Shining you moron
Everyone roots for Earthman Sam.
the old Fireman Sam and Postman Pat shows were always played on Australian T.V. for kids. I think it's all shitty outsourced animation now.
I knew I recognised those twins some how, thanks for the giving the reference
because it had the character react to the worm in a sarcastic way instead of just mostly being confused for 22 minutes
Having Collin dealing extra jabs to that unlikeable homosexual was just icing on the cake.
He's not that big
4u
yum yum yum yum yum
how do i watch without logging into this channel 4 shit
There's a new website called "utube" or something I think it's on.
As with any new cartoon, go to the first thread you see on Ganker and ctrl+f "mega", otherwise search for it in other ways.
THERE'S FOUR OF US
"IM HANDLING IT" Red says calmly as he bashes yellow guys face in
Wouldnt mind going golfing
Getting a few different armies for 40,000 and medieval and a shitload of paints and terrain stuff
Bone up on some book stuff
Maybe draw a thing
FISHING
FISHING
wait
FISHING
Dont even know where to start with computer stuff
Get a better bake on goin
Little bit of carpentry stuff
Some mechanicing
iunno. years away from doing most of that stuff tho
>this thread is how I found out the show is out
watching now frick yeah
So is the house contained within itself?
Like repeatedly forever? Like that game, a Fisherman's tale?
So you're saying the house is one of those guys that has one of himself?
I must say that i prefer the TV show over the original shorts, the increased focus on humor really makes it more interesting to watch more than once.
Oh, I'm dead
Would you?
I'd try it.
Go on, try it. Try it!
Maybe.
>TRY IT
HIGH VOLTAGE ROBO-SEX
Seeing her get forcibly lobotomized against her will was kinda hot
tags: Mind Break, Corruption, Bimbofication
tags: Childhood Friend, Vanilla, Hot Spring
look at that puffy as frick vag
Is that what you kids call getting drunk these days? Boy you zoomzooms sure are straight edge.
A piece of her being physically removed and it leaving her extremely mentally impaired afterwards is far more like a lobotomy than getting drunk.
Any theories on what the hell is going on?
They live in an ACTUAL NIGHTMARE
It's just a funny show anon, they even mock you by saying that it's all just funny gags and creepy moments stop overthinking it.
When did they say that?
Read between the lines you dounce.
Episode 6 would like to have a word with you
>I actually lied
The characters each represent an aspect of a real person's personality. Red guy was confirmed to be a representation of a real person in the original series finale, duck's gravestone had the name David and yellow guy has a D on his shirt.
So like, Id Ego and Super Ego sort of thing?
I wasn't thinking of that specifically. It actually kind of works for ego and id but none really fit for superego.
I actually forgot what those three terms mean, but I know it's popular in media to have characters represent those concepts.
Id is your wants and desires with no regulation
Superego is your reasoning and logic, understanding of abstract concepts like law
Ego is your active brain wrangling the two tards to try and make a functional human being
Its freudian shit
Ah ok thanks. I remember learning about it, but I kinda forgot what they were. Wasn't Freud debunked later as a quack?
Most psychology as a whole is pseudoscience ultimately, it'd be unfair to single Freud out for it.
Fair enough
Sounds like easy money. I could probably make up some fake bullshit terms and claim everyone is controlled by these concepts. Publish it, go on TV, and rake in the dough. From now on, everyone is either a Thinksitter or a Buttongetter.
Only if the terms agree with the heavily politicized DSM
Otherwise you're just a public speaker (who also get way more money than they deserve)
Obviously this isn't speaking for actual neurological psychology that looks at actual physical phenomena like neurotransmitters .
Try to imagine, all your thoughts are squeezed inside a cube, and the cube is in a garden, but the garden isn't real, and the cube is made of nothing. Now let's imagine, we're in a library, and there's loads and loads of books, and they represent a cube, and the cube is actually you
What? Stop it, I'm not a cube.
Just whisper your complaints very quietly into the mouth of the carehound.
The Lamp's beliefs regarding the afterlife explain the current state of the characters.
Every day they just sit around and wait for some guy to show up and tell them about banks or vegetables or something.
Yellow-bro is a reproduction of the woman's son, who died in a car accident
Exactly what the lamp said regarding death mixed with what Red Guy said about Grolton & Hovris. I wouldn't say it's a loop since they forget about things (Like how they didn't know the briefcase in Electricity) but I'd say it does reset the world to a certain state after a certain point. Electricity also had three variants of Red Guy and David existing.
Maybe they are reset after each death. Leslie did have lots of bird guys in her drawer
I don't think so, because the bird dies in DHMIS 5, gets canned, then eaten, and only after all that is the thing reset. Unless Leslie or someone above her is just laughing at torturing Yellow Guy.
The lamp's story also checks out more because of the train's source of energy.
>It was forged far beneath the earth with the last remains of the ancient monster
He's talking about oil.
Oh shit. You're right
Pfft, I guess I shouldn't be looking into it that deep.
I need to start finding clever and epic ways to refer to mundane things like this.
>Leslie did have lots of bird guys in her drawer
That she replaces whenever the last one die, like when he lost his head.
A bit like a family pet for child.
I still totally believe that the whole Yellow Guy is David who died in a car accident, Leslie is in control and all the responses are in that book are massive red herring because there's still an extra flight of stairs.
Freelancers deserve to die
I want to see more Grolton & Hovris
It's funny cause Grolton is the dog.
No no no, David is the stone, Grolton is the bird.
David is the yellow guy
that's why he has a D on his clothes
It was a god anology.
Previous layers were levels of ascended consciousness in understanding the universe and purpose of living.
Basically it gets to the point where understanding everything is below using it to actually create something for fun and to teach others (the woman hints at this in their convo) to lift others and for them to enjoy. It's an ascendancy reference hence the literal stairs.
The book the creator gave yellow guy was heavily resembling angel/devil sigils or whatever they are called.
The others, upon seeing him back and enlightened, year him back down to their level and the sacred knowledge/gift is lost.
But it's okay. Because he's back where he belongs.
dummy falling for the demiurge's schemes
the woman is just another false path, just as fake as the big boy room and the science room. We never see the truth in the episode at all because he is fooled by the fake end.
Any conclusions you make with the assumption that she is important are automatically wrong because her entire existence as a character was deception.
>Demiurge
You mean that relatively new subversive story that starts out original then highjacks the original story out of nowhere without explanation? The oddly subversive story?
Wow that's crazy.
I've only heard that word on Hoax Hotel.
The fricking off cuff shouting when he says "oh WELL" really got me and I dunno why.
Also still kinda crazy how most of the voices on the show are the same guy.
I can't believe Red Guy didn't drown at any point after his ID said he would in episode 2.
Are they gonna make more seasons?
Today I watched the old pilot for the series and I'm really glad that shit got canned
Oh shit, there's a pilot? Even if it's terrible I'm going to go watch it
Yeah they never published so this is the best we can get
Is extremely boring tbh
Aw, that's sad it cut out. But yeah. I don't think a small town is the right setting for something like this show.. Also did they show this to children?
>did they show this to children
do you really think they would ever let these guys actually produce a kids show
I think it'd work as a one off episode, but an entire show around it would get old fast. I liked how in the new episodes the old teachers were less malicious and more decent, with the three guys also actively getting fed up more
>bong spectator uncontrollably laughs at the stupidest shit throughout the whole video
>This video contains content from Turner EST, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds
Bongbros please help
https://9xbuddy.xyz/
https://pastebin.com/xwDBQSTt
Much appreciated anon
Now I get why they stopped the autotune on duck guy, it worked in the YouTube videos where he didn't talk that much but the more you hear him the more annoying it gets and you get used to him without it very quick.
>Freelancers deserve to die
You heard the computer, indie devs. Kick rocks
WHAT ABOUT MY SHREEEEEDEEEEER
Remember when they did an episode of TAWoG?
>Tell them about the tournament.
>I don't know about a tournament.
>I won a tournament, didn't I?
>I brought the old one back.
>What do you mean I thought you were supposed to stay in the ground?
>Oh that, I was never in the ground, not really for me. Now I want to fight in my tournament.
can we agree that the duck killing the other duck is actually the blob cuz at the end of the song each character was at his original spot of before they started singing and the left duck was the blob one ?
They aren't though. Yellow is on the right before the song, and on the left after. It's totally up in the air.
the headless duck corpse is covered with maggots, and so was buried duck
blob definitely replaced the original
It really doesn't matter, dhmis has the level of continuity of a kids' show (and that's a good thing)
A more subtle hint is that Blob duck have a slightly mismatched modeled compared to real duck, the mismatch model is the one still standing, and the same model is actually used in the next episode.
The original is better.
I enjoy both
Green guy got replaced by the blob right?
They all get replaced every time they die.
when duck got his head cut off the body was full of maggots, so it was probably the "original" that yellow dug up.
i enjoyed all of it actually
It was interesting, it was fun, I like the originals too.
I've had that song about Time from episode 2 stuck in my head all week
Oh for sure. None of the episodes are bad. Some are better, but it's still all really good.
You connect to the radio using bluetooth.
Pesky Ganker
I hate the clipboard.
now I'll never be able to see that skeleton
I like how a lot of the old characters show up barring the fricking shithead butterfly and maybe the sketchbook. Kinda wish they said more barring the computer. Love that motherfricker.
Sketchbook is on their bookshelf in a few shots but she's facedown. She's probably just sleeping. Probably.
Every time I saw the clock on the wall I was half expecting for him to look around at least.
They decapitated him and mounted his head on the wall as revenge for killing all of them. He's dead.
He's the one that tells the time traveler guy they're not home in Transport.
I loved how he seemed genuinely disappointed that they weren't there
Or you could be the one who cleans up threads on Ganker
(For free)
The friend episode was basically when a kid show has to get some anti-bullying/drug organization's shitty mascot to really ruin an episode of a kids show.
FAMILY GAME TIME. FAMILY GAME TIME.
So Lesley ran over her son right?
WHAT?! Tell me more
ok so from what I could gather
>David is dead
>Yellow has a D on his clothes
>D for David
>Yellow is not Lesley's real son
>Her real son is David
>Transport car has LE5L3Y on the license plate
>During it, Yellow's dream has the narrator panicking and screaming "CAREFUL"
>Either she ran over her own son or witnessed him being run over
more of a crackpot theory but what are the chances we get straight answers ever?
Does that mean Roy is a representation of David's alcoholic father who left shortly after he was born?
Maybe Roy actually is David's real father and that's why he shows no care or respect for Yellow because he knows he's just a robot
Also for consideration: when yellow says his reflection is staring back at him during Travel it's the "smart" version of him from the next episode. Idk how that fits in but it might could.
seems kind of surface level compared to the original series which was itself a thinly veiled commentary on the corporatism of children's media, and how indifferent it is to any form of creativity or artistry.
Probably, yeah.
Is this a sequel to the web series? Reboot?
Nobody knows. It's essentially just tv length episodes similar to the original but with more humor and less horror. Loregays are trying to decipher it but this "season" ended with A literal book of all the answers being thrown in a shredder so they seem more likely to be taking the piss out of anyone trying to make sense of it.
this. it's just goofy shit now, not that it's a bad thing.
just be prepared for all the autists to spout game theory drivel about le secret hidden plot
It seems logical seeing having a song stretched for 20 minutes with the same payoff would get old. They ditched their original idea of the show taking place in a town because they felt it was too far off from the original show and relied too much on a story.
Lesley (old woman) even says it to Yellow Guy directly when he asks what it all means: "You still don't see the funny side". There's no deep hidden secret lore here, the story with those characters was already told in the 6 original episodes. This is just more DHMIS for fun
That would make sense but then why did they add the shot where another door opens
Just to frick with us. I'm sure they'll keep dropping more hints and stuff, but never confirm anything.
That real short quick shot of that doorway?
If you take it as a god anology it becomes a horrifying implication there's another layer up.
>there's another layer up.
It's just the lady's bathroom/breakroom.
You're looking at that comment real shallowy. I took her saying that in a weird demented bliss sorta way. She thought Yellow prying for answers "funny", like someone on antidepressants or other medication finding random, sometimes uncomfortable, things "funny". She's not all there and what is there is seeing the bright side of a pitch-black situation.
I haven't seen the tv series yet, but the web series definitely had progression between episodes. Especially the last three as the characters realize that everything is fricked. It ends with a sense of finality too. I'm not sure where they could go from there with the same characters, but I guess I'll see.
There is progression similar to the web series. The viewer learns little pieces but the characters have a sort of selective amnesia between episodes.
Like the web series, it appears that they are stuck is some kind of horrible simulation or perhaps someone's insane mind, and it keeps going awry but every time they start to notice reality everything resets and they have a sort of amnesia.
Some people think we're in a simulation - it's interesting just to think about!
*brrrrrrring*
*brrrrrrrring*
>no replies
this fanbase is dead
No, we're just actually enjoying new jokes instead of repeating the ones we've already been doing for the last 6 years even more.
YUM YUM YUNFERDINKER RUNNING 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN TOP.
I think the lyrics are "Yum Yum Yunferdinker, going round and watch it go. If you see it going then you say hello"
It seems you've been toxic in chat, perhaps you're stressed.
Please whisper your ban appeal to the carehound
Imagine laying in an elevator shaft and the elevator descend onto you cowgirl style haha wouldn't that be hot?
It's halfway to a hot fantasy, but I'm having trouble picturing it.
What do you want, a picture?
I mean it's all relative isn't it?
Fat for a elevator I guess.
A diagram would help. Hard to work out the logistics is all.
Something like this probably.
Alright this is the best I can do.
Would you feel comfortable riding in your elevator son?
Damn, this is way better than mine.
Thanks I like to consider myself a bit of a artisté
Yeah prolly.
Just need to make sure I don't pass gas or do anything that'd make him uncomfortable.
>Fat for a elevator I guess.
Well then it would be possible to frick an elevator.
But what happens when you impregnate the elevator and it gives birth to elevator children?
Would you take responsibility?
Elevator children don't seem so bad. They'll probably outlive you and they'll never have to fear for their jobs. Just don't get involved with a Chinese elevatress.
You can't frick an elevator.
Prove me wrong.
Okay but what if the elevator had a fat pussy?
How fat are we talking?
I never knew I needed this and I'm already regretting it.
>British "dark humor"
Doesn't even play out like the original web series. Plays objectively more like a Rick and Morty episode.
wtf anon called a thing I enjoyed rick and morty I hate DHMIS now.
>webseries
A main theme is set up and a song is sung while something grimdark happens
>tv series
A main theme is set up while several songs are sung while grimdark things happen towards the end.
So are you just moronic?
Are there more episodes on the way? Is it a case where there's more episodes made in the duration of one season but they wait a bit? I'd love to see more.
It's common for British shows to only have 6 episodes a season (or "series" as they call it.) Other Brit shows I watched like Inbetweeners and Peep Show also did 6 episodes a season. So unless it's renewed for a second season that's it.
Here's hoping then.
What the frick was his problem
he clearly doesn't work there
I can't believe this was actually on television. Like you could turn in your TV and watch this
I can't believe people still watch television. Like you could turn on your TV and watch it
good stuff occasionally manages to slip through
You know at least one kid is getting traumatised by this.
so what the frick was the deal with this? the cranking thing.
Does it have to have meaning?
Just seems to be a fully made prop with some music. I just wanna know if it was from some scrapped thing or whatever. I remember 5 took a long while to come out so maybe around that time?
my guess is it's a scrapped prop from 6's latter half since it fits the style
The name of the video is a British phone number, so I’m sure when the video was first put up you could call and hear a message play. Probably tied to the Kickstarter they did to fund Episodes 3 to 6 of the web series.
I like that the computer came back as a friend and ally.
He was nice in his own episode too, he was just a bit pushy.
Goodbye! I love you! MEEH
There's no way in hell a british TV show would have a character so blatantly mocking transgenderism, but I really can't read the "eagle" thing as anything else. How did they get away with it?
[EAGLES HAVE WINGS]
Rent free
t. worm
You will never be an eagle.
he reminds me a lot of milhouse
I figured it was more representative of insecure poser types that insist they do X or are a part of X in hopes of getting people to like them, but ultimately fail to maintain the lie.
I mean it works completely with troons, but I doubt troons was what they were thinking of.
>but I really can't read the "eagle" thing as anything else.
Because transgender people are all you can think about. He's just crazy in general.
It’s about people have delusions of grandeur, with Eagles being seen as majestic. The joke would still work if he tried to call himself something like a Lion.
England isn't as afraid and as cucked as the USA and Europe. We banned parents being able to transition their Children and see it as Child abuse.
Also Video Games.
I guess that's one way of looking at it but I personally just got the vibe of him being a piss take of someone the creators personally knew. Like most of us knew someone like him. A dude who gets picked on by everyone and you feel sorry for him so you give him a chance, only to find out he's an insufferable c**t who brought all the bullying onto himself.
>replying seriously to someone who is either blatantly baiting or too far gone for a normal conversation
This is bad digital style.
Eh I'm just tossing my thoughts out there. I don't really expect anything short of troony sheething but if not then great.
Yeah we've all met someone like him once. Doesn't read the room and only wants the attention focused on himself at all times as if he's the most interesting person in the room. Weather be someone with decent enough intentions but can't read the room or someone who's just self absorbed. They really nailed this character holy shit.
The whole point of his character is that he's trying to force his pyramid scheme/scam onto his friends while never taking their opinions into account. He's preaching about thinking about others and their feelings when he stops time but instead ignores all that and only makes everyone focus on what he wants. It's why he goes on that rant about people who didn't fall for his scam being bad people and why he was fired from "OK Stop". You can take the fact he's an "Eagle" instead of a "Worm" and that he himself can't swap over to saying "Warren the Eagle" as him trying to leave the stigma of "Warren the Worm" (A scammer) for a new life but he can't reinvent himself because he's still just a self-centered scammer.
You also have the Brain Friends placating him because they don't really know him but also don't want to hurt his feelings, but as soon as they start to give him an inch he immediately stops listening to anything they want, insulting their lives, and ruining Yellow-Guy's friendship.
>mocking trans
>A dude who gets picked on by everyone and you feel sorry for him so you give him a chance, only to find out he's an insufferable c**t who brought all the bullying onto himself
All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares
THERE'S THREE OF US!
Imagine if you were taking a bath and then suddenly you noticed Lily and Todney snuck in with you
haha that would be so weird
i mean, there was already 3 guys in there to begin with. The more the merrier!
Nothing like a good ol' triple b (Bro Bubble Bath) to unwind after a long day of doing nothing
No, five is too many. There’s three of them.
Imagine you were taking a bath and suddenly you noticed Electracey snuck in with you.
haha wouldn't that be shocking
Try it.
Try it.
Try it.
wait, this would have been a better picture
There is a lot of Fanart of her already.
She sure does.
>There's a real girl inside
That's kind-off disturbing. He should've written "That' because my fleshlight is inside" but now it's implied there's literally a woman stuck inside her getting fricked.
Who says she's stuck? Maybe she's just a mech.
His alt filename was a better response to that. It was something like
>lets turn me into an ELECTRIC fleshlight
Where? Im curious.
https://files.catbox.moe/mechzj.png
Wowza!
I'd cum on her batteries, if you catch my drift.
based
>those legs
JESUS AAAAAAAA
There should be MORE
The pillow and corners just makes me think that anon and her has squeezed inside her suspicously roomy box.
I am very tempted to draw demented twincest smut of them because I have no shame
DO IT homosexual
I probably will... at least a doodle if nothing else
absolutely
keep the lazy eyes pls
It's really weird how the sheer difference in length between the original shorts and the TV show means that the show is now like 80% of the franchises content, and the original is technically just a small part of it.
ARE YOU HUNGRY? YOU LOOK TO BE A BIT HUNGRY
How many stories does the house have? 4? 5? Infinite?
4 but the floors change
classic
Loved this bit. All three of them were on the same page together and rocking out to the internet.
not exactly a subtle reference but I loved it
Why do threads if this show Airways die on Ganker and Ganker, but it stays up for a long time on Ganker?
stupid phoneposter
newbie
pesky bee!
What are the lyrics to the Yumfurdinker's celebration song?
No idea, I don't speak German.
>What if we took a children's thing and made it dark
Bravo what an amazing and original concept truly revolutionary and not at all cheap garbage
Who're you trying to impress?
At least this was a relatively new concept when the original DHMIS came out
There's a lot of monet and effort that goes into all the unique puppets and multimedia bits, so I don't agree with it being cheap. Everything else u
Is a matter of taste, but for what it's Wirth this show is more of a comedy than the YouTube shorts were.
Well, I'm banned.
How did you get banned?
Says here I posted vidya butts HA!
What about us? What does it say about me? Am I banned?
nope just me somebody's jealous, jealous of me being banned.
Jannies are Anti-Shreddergays.
>not liking my personal home shredder
literally impossible
good riddance, pesky Gankeruser
>",Can I post?"
>",No, you're banned!"
>what if I have to shitpost?
>you won't have to shitpost
>well I made a bunch of soijak edits during the service
>you shouldn't have done that
Fricking kek. It's like I'm watching the next Don't Shitpost I'm Scared being written in real time
This feels like modern art. This feels like a statement on Ganker in general.
Probably tingles on both sides.
no I do something worse, I sit and wage slave all day
Vidya waifus!
IWANTBOTH
>Duck is a greedy selfish butthole
What does this have to do with PC gamers?
I need answers, but I don't know the right questions to ask. So give me questions, then give me the answers to those questions
>you sound, pent up
>would you say you're feeling overwhelmed, with, sexual frustration?
>cum quietly into the mouth of the care hound
>four eyes
>cares about you
>makes you feel better after a sloppy toppy
Care hound is secret top tier waifu
Try to imagine, all your wiener is squeezed inside my c**t, and my c**t is in a garden, but the garden isn't real, and the c**t is made of nothing. Now let's imagine, we're in a library, and there's loads and loads of porn, and they represent my c**t, and the c**t is actually you
Oi frick off, Ahm not a c**t. Hit the shutalinga ya wanka.
my sides are in orbit
why is his song such a bop
I hope there's a season two and he gets another shot. He was on for like five seconds and he's already my favorite
Probably cause he had so little air time, so it didn't have time to lose its lustre and cause they didn't have anywhere to take it after that.
That being said, I'd still love to hear a "finished" version.
Are you one of the ones with one of yourself?
she cute
I want to fondle her batteries
>the suitcase dies after episode 1
>coffin gets killed by yellow
>the twins get eaten alive
>warren gets his brain pierced through
>the train dies of a heart attack and gets torn apart
>she not only survives being rendered drunk, but never does anything really bad to the group and leaves with her life intact
she won
Memories of licking batteries because they tingle.
I think the X eyes just means they're knocked out since the car was totally alive but just totally fricked up with them.
>warren gets his brain pierced through
News flash the computer was the real guest for the episode, not Warren
Something something love sparks something
I LOVE HER
OK STOP!
You can't sexualize a power meter.
how about we give it another 20 minutes.
Well that depends.
Is cum conductive? What's the Ohm of semen?
>Wow, I've never spoken to two people at once before!
>What about us?
>...Oh yeah.
These dumb little interactions between the group are my favorite part of the new season, hands down.
Give it to me straight Ganker will i ever become an eagle
WOW
BUT THIS IS SO FRICKING GAY
TO TALK ABOUT VIDYA
BUT YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY?
The duck that was killed in the death episode was the replacement one, right? The original's still alive?
The original just had steam come out of him when his finger got sliced. The killed Duck had blood and gore.
But stain's a pink blob, pink blobs don't have blood
says who
Wait, were the Council described as reptilians by the lamp?
no
?t=617
thanks
Damn! I kind of want to frick a fax machine?!?!?
Good, now draw it.
I need a second season
this is it. Go watch the original videos
I know about the originals. I lived them. But it's still the first season in television
Objectfrickers, we're going home...
I'm getting flash backs to infinity train's Bell. We're all gonna make it.
I'm going to frick Spinach Can!
She's cute
Dibs on the GPS
>Theory circulating that the teachers are reincarnated people in the afterlife as their favorite objects/animals
>In Buddhism you become your favorite animal if you're a good person
>Warren is a shitty person in denial about being an eagle when he's actually a worm
Kino?
Death is their best work yet. The whole series was great (Haven't watched leccy yet) but Death was absolutely superb.
>Object
>I sleep
>Object voiced by female
>Neuron activation
I'd probably frick computer as wel tbf
*seduces you at work*
>Talking dirty into the phone as you finger her buttons
>faxing dickpics through her
>Getting degloved by the mouth slot
>strangling yourself with the cord
How did warren end up as a freakish monster?
It was a dreamscape. What's weirder is that they decided to kill him, when they sent him there in the first place.
Their friend was sick because he had a worm in his brain. It was perfectly reasonable to kill him.
The worm in his brain that was making him sick was the toxic ideology of what true friendship is that Warren the troony was spreading.
They wanted Yellow Guy back, and didn't want Warren back, seems like an easy decision to me.
If anything I'm impressed duck got him so cleanly and easily with a pin
Duck was in the military.
Yep. In the opening of episode 2 of the original series you can see a picture of him in a military uniform holding a rifle below the TV. They set this up a long time ago.
In the Jobs episode he's still holding on to the dream of making officer rank so he could be the one to tell all the soldiers to stand up straight.
attenSHUN!
I love how instead of dumb deepest lore, they set up funny little character details like this.
This is the story of Anon, the loneliest boy in town. This is the story of Anon, the ugliest boy in town. Ugly and weak, they called him a freak, so he posted a lot on Ganker. He posted a lot on Ganker.
You see? Anyone can be based!
Even Anon!
technically if you replace micheal with warren it kind of fits. Lives underground like a worm, hated by everyone.
you might be onto something there.
a warren means underground burrow basically.
what's with Duck regaining his autotuned voice in Electricity ?
Getting some Marty Armstrong vibes off of this picture.
What game is this?
We didn't invent it.
>there's already porn
Why can't any of my fetishes and favourite things be as popular as animate objects?
Your fetishes suck. Electricity is awesome
tell us about your fetishes anon.
Maybe you got a secret brotherhood in the objectfricker community.
I wish I were as cool as a Ganker user.
>hm, they're pretending that they don't respect me
I'LL KILL YOU
the teachers are sinners. they have been given one chance at going up to paradise and it's if they manage to teach anything to the most braindead and insane people possible. the trio is a test of the teacer's capacility. so if the teacher dies in the end of the episode it makes sense because they didn't teach well the trio didn't learn a thing and is why the electric girl lives because she does manage to do it so she gets to go to heaven
I cant really rank the episodes but the best ending for me was the ending of Transport
Sex the female objects.
No stupid you're not turned on by female objects, isn't he stupid?
Do you want to publish my book?
travel > electricity > jobs > death > friendship > family
What will you do on your annual internet day?
I'm going to do gambling
edge the whole day
I'm going to go on the dark web and look at child porn
i luld
Jerk off to images of salacious objects
Watch PS3 games
>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
>Deltarune
Any other franchises with frickable household items?
real life
the vacuum is calling
She would have fit perfectly into Jobs
Who's that?
m. bubbles from jackbox.
She's a cute girlboss with a condensation problem.
That's funny. I should play Jack Box sometime. I had fun with You Don't Know Jack back in the day
Hey Ganker! What's YOUR favorite color?
White (Woman)
teal
not green
Green!
Would you let a rock suck your wiener?
Yeah cause I'm rock hard already.
I'M A Ganker USER
I'M A SHITPOSTING GUY
PS3 games ...
Nothing ...
DIGITAL WAIFUS
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
>antagonist in the first game becomes a party member in the second.
FRICKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>He looks like a tumor!
im really glad we got some returning characters
DONT TOUCH ME
>Yellow can't remember their Ganker pass
>they have to solve an impossible captcha
>red calls yellow a fricking moron
>twitter user enters and cries
>Computer says "Real women don't have an adams apple"
>prints out post-op gore
>"Troons deserve to die!"
>Calls them a cancer on the internet
I dunno guys i'm for subtle Ganker representation but this seemed a little on the nose.
>computer is a schizo about trannies
idk seems super based to me
To be fair he never actually did anything to them in his episode and was more annoying than hostile. The clock and the lamp are still in their house and they did worse shit.
The clock didn't do anything. It was out of his hands, he's only a clock
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine
But eventually, everyone has a trap waifu
Aside from trapping them in a loop consisting of three things you can do on the internet, yeah, he's a swell guy.
But they weren't them, they were their digital (You)s
On a scale of good to evil:
>Saxophone (will teach you how to buy a canoe)
>Briefcase
>Sketchbook
>Colin the Computer
>The Transport Man
>Coffin
>Electracey (don't be fooled, she killed a hamster and strapped Yellow to an electric chair)
>Lamp
[power gap]
>Warren the Eagle
>Tony the Talking Clock
>Shrignold & the Malcolm Cult
>The Healthy Band (though Bread Boy is chill)
>Lily and Todney
Tony didn't do THAT much, he just put fish in their tray and aged them.
He's only a clock.
I love how casually hangs with them
death was a great character
Give me one piece of evidence that proves they're in a loop as opposed to just the episodes not being in chronological order
the newspaper spoiling future episodes
the picture of yellow going up the stairs meaning he´s done it before
The paintings
David and lesley
Wtf, that looks uncomfortably like a picture of my father as a kid and one of his sisters.
Ok, who created the show? (In universe) was it Lesley or Roy?
me
you
him
You're asking questions you aren't prepared to have answered
I accept whatever happens next
Lesley is the script editor for Grolton and Hovris. Roy is still on the special thanks
>tumblr
>Basedblr
>Onionsblr
Based newbie btfo by filter
I typed onions.
Who was she? Why does she look so familiar?
Don't be like Brendan.
Finally proper Gankeridya NEET representation
YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO MODERATES A JAPANESE IMAGEBOARD
YOU CAN BE THE GUY SPAMS CHILD PORN ON A JAPANESE IMAGEBOARD
YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO DERAILS PROPER VIDYA THREADS
AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING CLEVER BUT POSTS ANYWAY
What's wrong? Come on, that was good. Go on.
AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO REPLIES SO EVERYBODY THINKS HE'S SAMEgayGING
AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO FIXES THE BROKEN REPLY CHAIN
>What?
you dont want to end up like child porn brendan
/v/: and everyday we all hang out to find out what we talk about
>mfw we are all a big big family
death is the best episode
post bangers
Where's the god damn mega link
you can watch it on youtube
You're right, but I also found it on piratebay.
And I will invent a digital currency based around shitposting
>No one's claimed the printer
She's mine now
She's a fax machine you dolt,
You can spell Fax Machine without SEX
FAXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO BREAKS IT AGAIN
burn
AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY CLEANING SHIT FOR FREE
FREELANCERS DESERVE TO DIE
So at the end of Family, did yellow guys Dad just join in on the food orgy or did he eat them, with the blood spraying everywhere as yellow guy darts out the door?
I think he killed them for dressing his son in girl clothes
He killed them all, among the flying bits you can see the head of the grandma.
That makes more sense, cheers anons
I think he just murders them to get to the chicken. I feel there is some subtle joke with how YG Father isn't considered family by the twins yet shows up to the house for the same reason the twins had the gathering.
I like that the Death episode is somewhat half about Birth in a way. The New Friend is born and is immediately fascinated with existing and experiencing. The animation of it trying to be things and transforming in its infantile state was honestly kinda hauntingly beautiful. It's pretty tragic how it's burgeouning personality and individuality is so thoroughly ignored and put down by the others.
>Well, I'm OP.
>As far back as I can remember I knew I deserved to be a homosexual
I think Stain Edwards died, not duck.
wrong
relative positions + maggots
I counter with blood and organs
I counter by pointing out that the blob duck model is off compared to the real duck, and is the one that is still standing. And the one used in the next episode.
the coffin hated duck so much when yellow guy broke him out he made duck alive again so he wouldnt have to deal with him anymore
its either that or stain shapeshifted maggots in his blood because ???
But what if there were maggots on the shovel?
what if my stinky farts were on the shovel haha *prrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttt*
Does it really matter if they get reset at the end anyway?
>Yellow guy is the most sentimental and outwardly loves the other two
>Green guy is a selfish butthole but he's very adamant about them being all being some kind of family and is the most upset when they're being harrassed
>Red guy is outwardly dismissive about their relationship and downplays how close they all are but he's always acting as their common sense, looking out for them and generally the one keeping their day to day going
I hope they end up happy
Try to keep up mate!
Let's go on the dark web!
if red guy isnt made of string what is he made of
He's made of red, duh.
i hadnt thought of that
He is made of blood and meat
hes just like me fr fr
I could ask the same thing about you
Let's all sing the Vidya song, to show how much we love video games!
V is for video games, the subject of the board
I is for internet, the thing that lets us all connect
B is for butts, you get banned for posting
E is for e celebs, you don't get banned for posting
T is for trolling, the way we mess with each other
O is for off topic, the only good threads left
C is for console wars, where people argue about nothing
That's what Vidya means to me, and my community.
that isnt how you spell politics
So who's gonna make the next thread?
AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO MAKES THE NEXT THREAD
AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO CONTINUES THE CHAIN THERE
Well, it wasn't really a continuation. More of a reboot I'd say.
That sounds really boring.
>I play video games to enjoy myself
>that sounds reall boring
>... I PLAY VIDEO GAMES TO ENJOY MYSELF
>What's your favorite vidya?
>Witcher 3!
>Witcher 3 is not a fun game.
>9 letters: A digital entertainment requiring a player inputs
e celebs?
>ECELEBS _ _
No it doesn't fit
Hey, I know! It's Black folk.