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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which was the best episode in the new season and why was Friendship?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The best episode was electricity

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay stop!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pesky bee!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I just realised that this is foreshadowing that episode 6 has looped before

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It felt deviant from the usual formula, but in a good way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jobs was clearly the best

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Here, you've earned this for being right.
        I love how they seem to get stuck in the cutaway moment from a song

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In my objective opinion,

      Family > Death > Friendship > Electricity > Travel > Jobs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You were so close to being right
        Death > Friendship > Electricity > Travel > Jobs > Family

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw someone insults family

          You need to leave.
          Just. You.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Todney was fricking his sister, right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for me, its
        Death = Friendship > Jobs > Electricity > Travel > Family

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Travel is the worst, family and death are in competition for the best, jobs is alright but carried by the ending twist.
      On the whole the new series seems almost Aqua Teen in nature with its absurdist, non-sequitur comedy, though leaning more into various existential horror and less into the low class familiarity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and less into the low class familiarity.
        Maybe for you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As a burger i can't speak for british households but the lack of a Carl means, inherently, its hitting less notes of 'suburban trash going about a normal day with their natural idiocy' to complement the fantastical elements, whether laser aliens or 4th dimensional dread.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Family > Jobs > Travel > Death > Electricity > Friendship

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >friendship that low
        end your life

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You sound stressed. Would you say you're feeling overwhelmed with stress?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Friendship
      That's the second worst one behind the transport.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        T. Eagle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      friendship > death > family > jobs > electricity > travel
      electricity bugs me because it feels weird to introduce a huge plot thread like that in the first season instead of maybe hinting at it at most, but maybe the ending signifies that they just aren't gonna elaborate on it at all, who knows

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The woman in the attic isn't actually important to the plot, she was a fakeout just like the previous floors. You see the staircase opening as Yellow leaves. She was just a fakeout so convincing it even tricked (you) into thinking you had found something important

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only fakeout anyone fell for was anyone thinking there's actually any plot at all, and that all the faux-deep nonsense isn't just bait to make people try to figure out the "lore" and artificially inflate discussion about the show.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you so bitter? It's just harmless fun

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Why do you assume I'm bitter because I said there's no actual story or explanations to any of this? I'm just stating the obvious.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean the part about inflating artificial discussion. What makes you think the show is doing anything like that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'd honestly be glad if that were the case

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the TV show is technically the second season with the first being the YouTube episodes

        and a similar twist was already setup on S1E6, Electricity it's just following that plot point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the computer roasting the worm the whole episode
      >the subtle criticism of people who identify as what they're not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never be an eagle

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you will never be an eagle

        hehehhhhh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This guy really was an amazing example of the kind of person that gets bullied, and you feel bad for them and try to give them a chance, only to discover they brought the bullying onto themselves and completely deserved it for being a c**t.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I know it's because you've got beady eyes like a rat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That was such a well done character. I've met those people. Odd c**ts who get into social work to "help others", but it's entirely about their own insecurities at the end of the day.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          OK STOP
          How would you feel if someone decided to attack you and pretend that you don't care about other people just because you're trying to help both them and yourself by getting them to invest in your business?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jobs > Friendship > Travel > death > electricity > family
      it's crazy how wildly these lists vary. Seems like there's no definitive answer, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Death > Friendship > Jobs > Travel > Electricity > Family

      But honestly it's a pretty close list. I didn't dislike a single episode, Family was weak and I disliked the twins but it still had some great bits like roy showing up to devour an entire family and IWANTBOTH

      Crow honestly became my favorite even if I was lukewarm on him in the web series

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I personaslly like, I don't know what you're talking about, we're ... just bread

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think FISH AAAAND CHIPS STEAK AAAAND BEEF guy is their dad?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know there was a new season wtf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its on par with Family
      Family => Friendship > Jobs > Travel > Electricity > Death

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Friendship>Family>Electricity>Jobs>Death>Transporation

    • 1 year ago
      Moose

      Death = Family > Jobs > Friendship > Electricity > Transport

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Death > Electricity > Family > Jobs > Transport > Friendship
      I appreciated the twins being a direct reference to picrel.
      There was a good number of obvious gags and mundane moments that I loved simply because of the line delivery, like
      >What about this boring chair?
      >That could be an electric chair!
      >*brzzz*AUAARGH!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Out of curiosity, does anyone outside of the UK even know what Fireman Sam is and so would know who the twins were even referencing?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I know Waterman Sam. He's the hero next door

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            For me it's Airman Sam. Pretty cool guy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe they assume it's a Twin Peaks reference due to creepy twins

          Although to be honest, most people think the family episode is a shoutout to Texas Chainsaw Massacre, specifically Leatherface's family

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Maybe they assume it's a Twin Peaks reference due to creepy twins
            ???
            That's The Shining you moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone roots for Earthman Sam.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the old Fireman Sam and Postman Pat shows were always played on Australian T.V. for kids. I think it's all shitty outsourced animation now.

          Death > Electricity > Family > Jobs > Transport > Friendship
          I appreciated the twins being a direct reference to picrel.
          There was a good number of obvious gags and mundane moments that I loved simply because of the line delivery, like
          >What about this boring chair?
          >That could be an electric chair!
          >*brzzz*AUAARGH!

          I knew I recognised those twins some how, thanks for the giving the reference

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because it had the character react to the worm in a sarcastic way instead of just mostly being confused for 22 minutes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Having Collin dealing extra jabs to that unlikeable homosexual was just icing on the cake.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not that big

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      4u

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yum yum yum yum yum

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do i watch without logging into this channel 4 shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a new website called "utube" or something I think it's on.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As with any new cartoon, go to the first thread you see on Ganker and ctrl+f "mega", otherwise search for it in other ways.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THERE'S FOUR OF US

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "IM HANDLING IT" Red says calmly as he bashes yellow guys face in

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldnt mind going golfing
    Getting a few different armies for 40,000 and medieval and a shitload of paints and terrain stuff
    Bone up on some book stuff
    Maybe draw a thing
    FISHING
    FISHING
    wait
    FISHING
    Dont even know where to start with computer stuff
    Get a better bake on goin
    Little bit of carpentry stuff
    Some mechanicing
    iunno. years away from doing most of that stuff tho

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread is how I found out the show is out
    watching now frick yeah

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So is the house contained within itself?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Like repeatedly forever? Like that game, a Fisherman's tale?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So you're saying the house is one of those guys that has one of himself?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I must say that i prefer the TV show over the original shorts, the increased focus on humor really makes it more interesting to watch more than once.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, I'm dead

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd try it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Go on, try it. Try it!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >TRY IT
        HIGH VOLTAGE ROBO-SEX

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing her get forcibly lobotomized against her will was kinda hot

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tags: Mind Break, Corruption, Bimbofication

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tags: Childhood Friend, Vanilla, Hot Spring

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          look at that puffy as frick vag

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that what you kids call getting drunk these days? Boy you zoomzooms sure are straight edge.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A piece of her being physically removed and it leaving her extremely mentally impaired afterwards is far more like a lobotomy than getting drunk.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any theories on what the hell is going on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They live in an ACTUAL NIGHTMARE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a funny show anon, they even mock you by saying that it's all just funny gags and creepy moments stop overthinking it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When did they say that?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Read between the lines you dounce.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Episode 6 would like to have a word with you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I actually lied

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The characters each represent an aspect of a real person's personality. Red guy was confirmed to be a representation of a real person in the original series finale, duck's gravestone had the name David and yellow guy has a D on his shirt.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So like, Id Ego and Super Ego sort of thing?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't thinking of that specifically. It actually kind of works for ego and id but none really fit for superego.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I actually forgot what those three terms mean, but I know it's popular in media to have characters represent those concepts.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Id is your wants and desires with no regulation
              Superego is your reasoning and logic, understanding of abstract concepts like law
              Ego is your active brain wrangling the two tards to try and make a functional human being
              Its freudian shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ah ok thanks. I remember learning about it, but I kinda forgot what they were. Wasn't Freud debunked later as a quack?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Most psychology as a whole is pseudoscience ultimately, it'd be unfair to single Freud out for it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like easy money. I could probably make up some fake bullshit terms and claim everyone is controlled by these concepts. Publish it, go on TV, and rake in the dough. From now on, everyone is either a Thinksitter or a Buttongetter.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Only if the terms agree with the heavily politicized DSM
                Otherwise you're just a public speaker (who also get way more money than they deserve)
                Obviously this isn't speaking for actual neurological psychology that looks at actual physical phenomena like neurotransmitters .

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like easy money. I could probably make up some fake bullshit terms and claim everyone is controlled by these concepts. Publish it, go on TV, and rake in the dough. From now on, everyone is either a Thinksitter or a Buttongetter.

                Try to imagine, all your thoughts are squeezed inside a cube, and the cube is in a garden, but the garden isn't real, and the cube is made of nothing. Now let's imagine, we're in a library, and there's loads and loads of books, and they represent a cube, and the cube is actually you

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What? Stop it, I'm not a cube.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just whisper your complaints very quietly into the mouth of the carehound.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Lamp's beliefs regarding the afterlife explain the current state of the characters.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Every day they just sit around and wait for some guy to show up and tell them about banks or vegetables or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yellow-bro is a reproduction of the woman's son, who died in a car accident

    • 1 year ago
      Moose

      Exactly what the lamp said regarding death mixed with what Red Guy said about Grolton & Hovris. I wouldn't say it's a loop since they forget about things (Like how they didn't know the briefcase in Electricity) but I'd say it does reset the world to a certain state after a certain point. Electricity also had three variants of Red Guy and David existing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they are reset after each death. Leslie did have lots of bird guys in her drawer

        • 1 year ago
          Moose

          I don't think so, because the bird dies in DHMIS 5, gets canned, then eaten, and only after all that is the thing reset. Unless Leslie or someone above her is just laughing at torturing Yellow Guy.
          The lamp's story also checks out more because of the train's source of energy.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >It was forged far beneath the earth with the last remains of the ancient monster
            He's talking about oil.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh shit. You're right

            • 1 year ago
              Moose

              Pfft, I guess I shouldn't be looking into it that deep.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I need to start finding clever and epic ways to refer to mundane things like this.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Leslie did have lots of bird guys in her drawer
          That she replaces whenever the last one die, like when he lost his head.
          A bit like a family pet for child.
          I still totally believe that the whole Yellow Guy is David who died in a car accident, Leslie is in control and all the responses are in that book are massive red herring because there's still an extra flight of stairs.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Freelancers deserve to die

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see more Grolton & Hovris

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny cause Grolton is the dog.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No no no, David is the stone, Grolton is the bird.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          David is the yellow guy
          that's why he has a D on his clothes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          friendship > death > family > jobs > electricity > travel
          electricity bugs me because it feels weird to introduce a huge plot thread like that in the first season instead of maybe hinting at it at most, but maybe the ending signifies that they just aren't gonna elaborate on it at all, who knows

          i'd honestly be glad if that were the case

          It was a god anology.

          Previous layers were levels of ascended consciousness in understanding the universe and purpose of living.

          Basically it gets to the point where understanding everything is below using it to actually create something for fun and to teach others (the woman hints at this in their convo) to lift others and for them to enjoy. It's an ascendancy reference hence the literal stairs.

          The book the creator gave yellow guy was heavily resembling angel/devil sigils or whatever they are called.

          The others, upon seeing him back and enlightened, year him back down to their level and the sacred knowledge/gift is lost.

          But it's okay. Because he's back where he belongs.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            dummy falling for the demiurge's schemes
            the woman is just another false path, just as fake as the big boy room and the science room. We never see the truth in the episode at all because he is fooled by the fake end.
            Any conclusions you make with the assumption that she is important are automatically wrong because her entire existence as a character was deception.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Demiurge
              You mean that relatively new subversive story that starts out original then highjacks the original story out of nowhere without explanation? The oddly subversive story?

              Wow that's crazy.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've only heard that word on Hoax Hotel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fricking off cuff shouting when he says "oh WELL" really got me and I dunno why.

      Also still kinda crazy how most of the voices on the show are the same guy.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Red Guy didn't drown at any point after his ID said he would in episode 2.
    Are they gonna make more seasons?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Today I watched the old pilot for the series and I'm really glad that shit got canned

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit, there's a pilot? Even if it's terrible I'm going to go watch it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah they never published so this is the best we can get
        Is extremely boring tbh

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Aw, that's sad it cut out. But yeah. I don't think a small town is the right setting for something like this show.. Also did they show this to children?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >did they show this to children
            do you really think they would ever let these guys actually produce a kids show

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think it'd work as a one off episode, but an entire show around it would get old fast. I liked how in the new episodes the old teachers were less malicious and more decent, with the three guys also actively getting fed up more

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >bong spectator uncontrollably laughs at the stupidest shit throughout the whole video

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >This video contains content from Turner EST, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds
          Bongbros please help

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://9xbuddy.xyz/

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://pastebin.com/xwDBQSTt

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Much appreciated anon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Now I get why they stopped the autotune on duck guy, it worked in the YouTube videos where he didn't talk that much but the more you hear him the more annoying it gets and you get used to him without it very quick.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Freelancers deserve to die
    You heard the computer, indie devs. Kick rocks

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT ABOUT MY SHREEEEEDEEEEER

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when they did an episode of TAWoG?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell them about the tournament.
    >I don't know about a tournament.
    >I won a tournament, didn't I?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I brought the old one back.
      >What do you mean I thought you were supposed to stay in the ground?
      >Oh that, I was never in the ground, not really for me. Now I want to fight in my tournament.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        can we agree that the duck killing the other duck is actually the blob cuz at the end of the song each character was at his original spot of before they started singing and the left duck was the blob one ?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They aren't though. Yellow is on the right before the song, and on the left after. It's totally up in the air.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the headless duck corpse is covered with maggots, and so was buried duck
          blob definitely replaced the original

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It really doesn't matter, dhmis has the level of continuity of a kids' show (and that's a good thing)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They aren't though. Yellow is on the right before the song, and on the left after. It's totally up in the air.

          the headless duck corpse is covered with maggots, and so was buried duck
          blob definitely replaced the original

          A more subtle hint is that Blob duck have a slightly mismatched modeled compared to real duck, the mismatch model is the one still standing, and the same model is actually used in the next episode.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The original is better.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy both

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Green guy got replaced by the blob right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They all get replaced every time they die.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      when duck got his head cut off the body was full of maggots, so it was probably the "original" that yellow dug up.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i enjoyed all of it actually
    It was interesting, it was fun, I like the originals too.
    I've had that song about Time from episode 2 stuck in my head all week

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh for sure. None of the episodes are bad. Some are better, but it's still all really good.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You connect to the radio using bluetooth.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pesky Ganker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate the clipboard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    now I'll never be able to see that skeleton

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like how a lot of the old characters show up barring the fricking shithead butterfly and maybe the sketchbook. Kinda wish they said more barring the computer. Love that motherfricker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sketchbook is on their bookshelf in a few shots but she's facedown. She's probably just sleeping. Probably.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Every time I saw the clock on the wall I was half expecting for him to look around at least.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They decapitated him and mounted his head on the wall as revenge for killing all of them. He's dead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's the one that tells the time traveler guy they're not home in Transport.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I loved how he seemed genuinely disappointed that they weren't there

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Or you could be the one who cleans up threads on Ganker
    (For free)

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The friend episode was basically when a kid show has to get some anti-bullying/drug organization's shitty mascot to really ruin an episode of a kids show.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FAMILY GAME TIME. FAMILY GAME TIME.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So Lesley ran over her son right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT?! Tell me more

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok so from what I could gather
        >David is dead
        >Yellow has a D on his clothes
        >D for David
        >Yellow is not Lesley's real son
        >Her real son is David
        >Transport car has LE5L3Y on the license plate
        >During it, Yellow's dream has the narrator panicking and screaming "CAREFUL"
        >Either she ran over her own son or witnessed him being run over
        more of a crackpot theory but what are the chances we get straight answers ever?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Does that mean Roy is a representation of David's alcoholic father who left shortly after he was born?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe Roy actually is David's real father and that's why he shows no care or respect for Yellow because he knows he's just a robot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Also for consideration: when yellow says his reflection is staring back at him during Travel it's the "smart" version of him from the next episode. Idk how that fits in but it might could.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          seems kind of surface level compared to the original series which was itself a thinly veiled commentary on the corporatism of children's media, and how indifferent it is to any form of creativity or artistry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, yeah.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a sequel to the web series? Reboot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody knows. It's essentially just tv length episodes similar to the original but with more humor and less horror. Loregays are trying to decipher it but this "season" ended with A literal book of all the answers being thrown in a shredder so they seem more likely to be taking the piss out of anyone trying to make sense of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this. it's just goofy shit now, not that it's a bad thing.
        just be prepared for all the autists to spout game theory drivel about le secret hidden plot

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It seems logical seeing having a song stretched for 20 minutes with the same payoff would get old. They ditched their original idea of the show taking place in a town because they felt it was too far off from the original show and relied too much on a story.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lesley (old woman) even says it to Yellow Guy directly when he asks what it all means: "You still don't see the funny side". There's no deep hidden secret lore here, the story with those characters was already told in the 6 original episodes. This is just more DHMIS for fun

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That would make sense but then why did they add the shot where another door opens

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Just to frick with us. I'm sure they'll keep dropping more hints and stuff, but never confirm anything.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That real short quick shot of that doorway?
            If you take it as a god anology it becomes a horrifying implication there's another layer up.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >there's another layer up.
              It's just the lady's bathroom/breakroom.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're looking at that comment real shallowy. I took her saying that in a weird demented bliss sorta way. She thought Yellow prying for answers "funny", like someone on antidepressants or other medication finding random, sometimes uncomfortable, things "funny". She's not all there and what is there is seeing the bright side of a pitch-black situation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't seen the tv series yet, but the web series definitely had progression between episodes. Especially the last three as the characters realize that everything is fricked. It ends with a sense of finality too. I'm not sure where they could go from there with the same characters, but I guess I'll see.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There is progression similar to the web series. The viewer learns little pieces but the characters have a sort of selective amnesia between episodes.

          Like the web series, it appears that they are stuck is some kind of horrible simulation or perhaps someone's insane mind, and it keeps going awry but every time they start to notice reality everything resets and they have a sort of amnesia.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Some people think we're in a simulation - it's interesting just to think about!

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *brrrrrrring*
    *brrrrrrrring*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no replies
      this fanbase is dead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, we're just actually enjoying new jokes instead of repeating the ones we've already been doing for the last 6 years even more.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YUM YUM YUNFERDINKER RUNNING 'ROUND THE MOUNTAIN TOP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think the lyrics are "Yum Yum Yunferdinker, going round and watch it go. If you see it going then you say hello"

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It seems you've been toxic in chat, perhaps you're stressed.
    Please whisper your ban appeal to the carehound

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine laying in an elevator shaft and the elevator descend onto you cowgirl style haha wouldn't that be hot?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's halfway to a hot fantasy, but I'm having trouble picturing it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What do you want, a picture?

          How fat are we talking?

          I mean it's all relative isn't it?
          Fat for a elevator I guess.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            A diagram would help. Hard to work out the logistics is all.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Something like this probably.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Alright this is the best I can do.

              >Fat for a elevator I guess.
              Well then it would be possible to frick an elevator.
              But what happens when you impregnate the elevator and it gives birth to elevator children?
              Would you take responsibility?

              Would you feel comfortable riding in your elevator son?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, this is way better than mine.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks I like to consider myself a bit of a artisté

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah prolly.
                Just need to make sure I don't pass gas or do anything that'd make him uncomfortable.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Fat for a elevator I guess.
            Well then it would be possible to frick an elevator.
            But what happens when you impregnate the elevator and it gives birth to elevator children?
            Would you take responsibility?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Elevator children don't seem so bad. They'll probably outlive you and they'll never have to fear for their jobs. Just don't get involved with a Chinese elevatress.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can't frick an elevator.
        Prove me wrong.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but what if the elevator had a fat pussy?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How fat are we talking?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I never knew I needed this and I'm already regretting it.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >British "dark humor"
    Doesn't even play out like the original web series. Plays objectively more like a Rick and Morty episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf anon called a thing I enjoyed rick and morty I hate DHMIS now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >webseries
      A main theme is set up and a song is sung while something grimdark happens
      >tv series
      A main theme is set up while several songs are sung while grimdark things happen towards the end.
      So are you just moronic?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there more episodes on the way? Is it a case where there's more episodes made in the duration of one season but they wait a bit? I'd love to see more.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's common for British shows to only have 6 episodes a season (or "series" as they call it.) Other Brit shows I watched like Inbetweeners and Peep Show also did 6 episodes a season. So unless it's renewed for a second season that's it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Here's hoping then.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was his problem

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he clearly doesn't work there

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe this was actually on television. Like you could turn in your TV and watch this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe people still watch television. Like you could turn on your TV and watch it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good stuff occasionally manages to slip through

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know at least one kid is getting traumatised by this.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what the frick was the deal with this? the cranking thing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does it have to have meaning?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just seems to be a fully made prop with some music. I just wanna know if it was from some scrapped thing or whatever. I remember 5 took a long while to come out so maybe around that time?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          my guess is it's a scrapped prop from 6's latter half since it fits the style

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The name of the video is a British phone number, so I’m sure when the video was first put up you could call and hear a message play. Probably tied to the Kickstarter they did to fund Episodes 3 to 6 of the web series.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like that the computer came back as a friend and ally.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He was nice in his own episode too, he was just a bit pushy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Goodbye! I love you! MEEH

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way in hell a british TV show would have a character so blatantly mocking transgenderism, but I really can't read the "eagle" thing as anything else. How did they get away with it?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [EAGLES HAVE WINGS]

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        t. worm
        You will never be an eagle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he reminds me a lot of milhouse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I figured it was more representative of insecure poser types that insist they do X or are a part of X in hopes of getting people to like them, but ultimately fail to maintain the lie.

      I mean it works completely with troons, but I doubt troons was what they were thinking of.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >but I really can't read the "eagle" thing as anything else.
      Because transgender people are all you can think about. He's just crazy in general.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It’s about people have delusions of grandeur, with Eagles being seen as majestic. The joke would still work if he tried to call himself something like a Lion.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      England isn't as afraid and as cucked as the USA and Europe. We banned parents being able to transition their Children and see it as Child abuse.

      Also Video Games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I guess that's one way of looking at it but I personally just got the vibe of him being a piss take of someone the creators personally knew. Like most of us knew someone like him. A dude who gets picked on by everyone and you feel sorry for him so you give him a chance, only to find out he's an insufferable c**t who brought all the bullying onto himself.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >replying seriously to someone who is either blatantly baiting or too far gone for a normal conversation
        This is bad digital style.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Eh I'm just tossing my thoughts out there. I don't really expect anything short of troony sheething but if not then great.

          The whole point of his character is that he's trying to force his pyramid scheme/scam onto his friends while never taking their opinions into account. He's preaching about thinking about others and their feelings when he stops time but instead ignores all that and only makes everyone focus on what he wants. It's why he goes on that rant about people who didn't fall for his scam being bad people and why he was fired from "OK Stop". You can take the fact he's an "Eagle" instead of a "Worm" and that he himself can't swap over to saying "Warren the Eagle" as him trying to leave the stigma of "Warren the Worm" (A scammer) for a new life but he can't reinvent himself because he's still just a self-centered scammer.

          You also have the Brain Friends placating him because they don't really know him but also don't want to hurt his feelings, but as soon as they start to give him an inch he immediately stops listening to anything they want, insulting their lives, and ruining Yellow-Guy's friendship.

          Yeah we've all met someone like him once. Doesn't read the room and only wants the attention focused on himself at all times as if he's the most interesting person in the room. Weather be someone with decent enough intentions but can't read the room or someone who's just self absorbed. They really nailed this character holy shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Moose

        The whole point of his character is that he's trying to force his pyramid scheme/scam onto his friends while never taking their opinions into account. He's preaching about thinking about others and their feelings when he stops time but instead ignores all that and only makes everyone focus on what he wants. It's why he goes on that rant about people who didn't fall for his scam being bad people and why he was fired from "OK Stop". You can take the fact he's an "Eagle" instead of a "Worm" and that he himself can't swap over to saying "Warren the Eagle" as him trying to leave the stigma of "Warren the Worm" (A scammer) for a new life but he can't reinvent himself because he's still just a self-centered scammer.

        You also have the Brain Friends placating him because they don't really know him but also don't want to hurt his feelings, but as soon as they start to give him an inch he immediately stops listening to anything they want, insulting their lives, and ruining Yellow-Guy's friendship.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mocking trans
        >A dude who gets picked on by everyone and you feel sorry for him so you give him a chance, only to find out he's an insufferable c**t who brought all the bullying onto himself
        All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THERE'S THREE OF US!

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you were taking a bath and then suddenly you noticed Lily and Todney snuck in with you
    haha that would be so weird

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i mean, there was already 3 guys in there to begin with. The more the merrier!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing like a good ol' triple b (Bro Bubble Bath) to unwind after a long day of doing nothing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, five is too many. There’s three of them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine you were taking a bath and suddenly you noticed Electracey snuck in with you.
      haha wouldn't that be shocking

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Try it.
        Try it.
        Try it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Try it.
        Try it.
        Try it.

        wait, this would have been a better picture

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There is a lot of Fanart of her already.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She sure does.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >There's a real girl inside
            That's kind-off disturbing. He should've written "That' because my fleshlight is inside" but now it's implied there's literally a woman stuck inside her getting fricked.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Who says she's stuck? Maybe she's just a mech.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              His alt filename was a better response to that. It was something like
              >lets turn me into an ELECTRIC fleshlight

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Where? Im curious.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://files.catbox.moe/mechzj.png

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Wowza!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'd cum on her batteries, if you catch my drift.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              based

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >those legs
                JESUS AAAAAAAA

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There should be MORE

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              The pillow and corners just makes me think that anon and her has squeezed inside her suspicously roomy box.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I am very tempted to draw demented twincest smut of them because I have no shame

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        DO IT homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I probably will... at least a doodle if nothing else

          keep the lazy eyes pls

          absolutely

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        keep the lazy eyes pls

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's really weird how the sheer difference in length between the original shorts and the TV show means that the show is now like 80% of the franchises content, and the original is technically just a small part of it.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ARE YOU HUNGRY? YOU LOOK TO BE A BIT HUNGRY

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many stories does the house have? 4? 5? Infinite?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      4 but the floors change

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      classic

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Loved this bit. All three of them were on the same page together and rocking out to the internet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not exactly a subtle reference but I loved it

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do threads if this show Airways die on Ganker and Ganker, but it stays up for a long time on Ganker?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      stupid phoneposter

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      newbie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pesky bee!

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are the lyrics to the Yumfurdinker's celebration song?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think the lyrics are "Yum Yum Yunferdinker, going round and watch it go. If you see it going then you say hello"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No idea, I don't speak German.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What if we took a children's thing and made it dark
    Bravo what an amazing and original concept truly revolutionary and not at all cheap garbage

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who're you trying to impress?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least this was a relatively new concept when the original DHMIS came out

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's a lot of monet and effort that goes into all the unique puppets and multimedia bits, so I don't agree with it being cheap. Everything else u
      Is a matter of taste, but for what it's Wirth this show is more of a comedy than the YouTube shorts were.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I'm banned.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How did you get banned?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Says here I posted vidya butts HA!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What about us? What does it say about me? Am I banned?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nope just me somebody's jealous, jealous of me being banned.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jannies are Anti-Shreddergays.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >not liking my personal home shredder
          literally impossible

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good riddance, pesky Gankeruser

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >",Can I post?"
        >",No, you're banned!"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >what if I have to shitpost?
        >you won't have to shitpost
        >well I made a bunch of soijak edits during the service
        >you shouldn't have done that

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking kek. It's like I'm watching the next Don't Shitpost I'm Scared being written in real time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This feels like modern art. This feels like a statement on Ganker in general.

        Memories of licking batteries because they tingle.

        Probably tingles on both sides.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no I do something worse, I sit and wage slave all day

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vidya waifus!

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      IWANTBOTH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Duck is a greedy selfish butthole
      What does this have to do with PC gamers?

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I need answers, but I don't know the right questions to ask. So give me questions, then give me the answers to those questions

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you sound, pent up
    >would you say you're feeling overwhelmed, with, sexual frustration?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cum quietly into the mouth of the care hound

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >four eyes
        >cares about you
        >makes you feel better after a sloppy toppy
        Care hound is secret top tier waifu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Try to imagine, all your wiener is squeezed inside my c**t, and my c**t is in a garden, but the garden isn't real, and the c**t is made of nothing. Now let's imagine, we're in a library, and there's loads and loads of porn, and they represent my c**t, and the c**t is actually you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oi frick off, Ahm not a c**t. Hit the shutalinga ya wanka.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          my sides are in orbit

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is his song such a bop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hope there's a season two and he gets another shot. He was on for like five seconds and he's already my favorite

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Probably cause he had so little air time, so it didn't have time to lose its lustre and cause they didn't have anywhere to take it after that.
      That being said, I'd still love to hear a "finished" version.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you one of the ones with one of yourself?

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to fondle her batteries

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the suitcase dies after episode 1
      >coffin gets killed by yellow
      >the twins get eaten alive
      >warren gets his brain pierced through
      >the train dies of a heart attack and gets torn apart
      >she not only survives being rendered drunk, but never does anything really bad to the group and leaves with her life intact
      she won

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Memories of licking batteries because they tingle.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think the X eyes just means they're knocked out since the car was totally alive but just totally fricked up with them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >warren gets his brain pierced through
        News flash the computer was the real guest for the episode, not Warren

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Something something love sparks something
      I LOVE HER

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        OK STOP!

        You can't sexualize a power meter.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          how about we give it another 20 minutes.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well that depends.
          Is cum conductive? What's the Ohm of semen?

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow, I've never spoken to two people at once before!
    >What about us?
    >...Oh yeah.
    These dumb little interactions between the group are my favorite part of the new season, hands down.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight Ganker will i ever become an eagle

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WOW
    BUT THIS IS SO FRICKING GAY
    TO TALK ABOUT VIDYA
    BUT YOU DON'T EVEN PLAY?

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The duck that was killed in the death episode was the replacement one, right? The original's still alive?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The original just had steam come out of him when his finger got sliced. The killed Duck had blood and gore.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But stain's a pink blob, pink blobs don't have blood

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          says who

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, were the Council described as reptilians by the lamp?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no

      ?t=617

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        thanks

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn! I kind of want to frick a fax machine?!?!?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good, now draw it.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I need a second season

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is it. Go watch the original videos

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know about the originals. I lived them. But it's still the first season in television

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Objectfrickers, we're going home...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm getting flash backs to infinity train's Bell. We're all gonna make it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to frick Spinach Can!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's cute

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Dibs on the GPS

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Theory circulating that the teachers are reincarnated people in the afterlife as their favorite objects/animals
    >In Buddhism you become your favorite animal if you're a good person
    >Warren is a shitty person in denial about being an eagle when he's actually a worm
    Kino?

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Death is their best work yet. The whole series was great (Haven't watched leccy yet) but Death was absolutely superb.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Object
    >I sleep
    >Object voiced by female
    >Neuron activation

    I'd probably frick computer as wel tbf

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *seduces you at work*

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Talking dirty into the phone as you finger her buttons
        >faxing dickpics through her
        >Getting degloved by the mouth slot
        >strangling yourself with the cord

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did warren end up as a freakish monster?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was a dreamscape. What's weirder is that they decided to kill him, when they sent him there in the first place.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Their friend was sick because he had a worm in his brain. It was perfectly reasonable to kill him.

        The worm in his brain that was making him sick was the toxic ideology of what true friendship is that Warren the troony was spreading.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They wanted Yellow Guy back, and didn't want Warren back, seems like an easy decision to me.
        If anything I'm impressed duck got him so cleanly and easily with a pin

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Duck was in the military.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. In the opening of episode 2 of the original series you can see a picture of him in a military uniform holding a rifle below the TV. They set this up a long time ago.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. In the opening of episode 2 of the original series you can see a picture of him in a military uniform holding a rifle below the TV. They set this up a long time ago.

            In the Jobs episode he's still holding on to the dream of making officer rank so he could be the one to tell all the soldiers to stand up straight.
            attenSHUN!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. In the opening of episode 2 of the original series you can see a picture of him in a military uniform holding a rifle below the TV. They set this up a long time ago.

            [...]
            In the Jobs episode he's still holding on to the dream of making officer rank so he could be the one to tell all the soldiers to stand up straight.
            attenSHUN!

            I love how instead of dumb deepest lore, they set up funny little character details like this.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is the story of Anon, the loneliest boy in town. This is the story of Anon, the ugliest boy in town. Ugly and weak, they called him a freak, so he posted a lot on Ganker. He posted a lot on Ganker.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You see? Anyone can be based!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Even Anon!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      technically if you replace micheal with warren it kind of fits. Lives underground like a worm, hated by everyone.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you might be onto something there.

        a warren means underground burrow basically.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what's with Duck regaining his autotuned voice in Electricity ?

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Getting some Marty Armstrong vibes off of this picture.

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What game is this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We didn't invent it.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >there's already porn
    Why can't any of my fetishes and favourite things be as popular as animate objects?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your fetishes suck. Electricity is awesome

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tell us about your fetishes anon.
      Maybe you got a secret brotherhood in the objectfricker community.

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I were as cool as a Ganker user.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hm, they're pretending that they don't respect me

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL KILL YOU

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the teachers are sinners. they have been given one chance at going up to paradise and it's if they manage to teach anything to the most braindead and insane people possible. the trio is a test of the teacer's capacility. so if the teacher dies in the end of the episode it makes sense because they didn't teach well the trio didn't learn a thing and is why the electric girl lives because she does manage to do it so she gets to go to heaven

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I cant really rank the episodes but the best ending for me was the ending of Transport

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sex the female objects.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No stupid you're not turned on by female objects, isn't he stupid?

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want to publish my book?

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    travel > electricity > jobs > death > friendship > family

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What will you do on your annual internet day?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to do gambling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      edge the whole day

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to go on the dark web and look at child porn

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i luld

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jerk off to images of salacious objects

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Watch PS3 games

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
    >Deltarune
    Any other franchises with frickable household items?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      real life
      the vacuum is calling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She would have fit perfectly into Jobs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who's that?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          m. bubbles from jackbox.
          She's a cute girlboss with a condensation problem.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's funny. I should play Jack Box sometime. I had fun with You Don't Know Jack back in the day

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Ganker! What's YOUR favorite color?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      White (Woman)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      teal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not green

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Green!

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would you let a rock suck your wiener?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah cause I'm rock hard already.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'M A Ganker USER
    I'M A SHITPOSTING GUY

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      PS3 games ...
      Nothing ...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        DIGITAL WAIFUS

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >antagonist in the first game becomes a party member in the second.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He looks like a tumor!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      im really glad we got some returning characters

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DONT TOUCH ME

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FRICKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEE

      >Yellow can't remember their Ganker pass
      >they have to solve an impossible captcha
      >red calls yellow a fricking moron
      >twitter user enters and cries
      >Computer says "Real women don't have an adams apple"
      >prints out post-op gore
      >"Troons deserve to die!"
      >Calls them a cancer on the internet

      I dunno guys i'm for subtle Ganker representation but this seemed a little on the nose.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >computer is a schizo about trannies

        idk seems super based to me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair he never actually did anything to them in his episode and was more annoying than hostile. The clock and the lamp are still in their house and they did worse shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The clock didn't do anything. It was out of his hands, he's only a clock

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, I'm sure you'll be fine
          But eventually, everyone has a trap waifu

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Aside from trapping them in a loop consisting of three things you can do on the internet, yeah, he's a swell guy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But they weren't them, they were their digital (You)s

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        On a scale of good to evil:
        >Saxophone (will teach you how to buy a canoe)
        >Briefcase
        >Sketchbook
        >Colin the Computer
        >The Transport Man
        >Coffin
        >Electracey (don't be fooled, she killed a hamster and strapped Yellow to an electric chair)
        >Lamp
        [power gap]
        >Warren the Eagle
        >Tony the Talking Clock
        >Shrignold & the Malcolm Cult
        >The Healthy Band (though Bread Boy is chill)
        >Lily and Todney

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Tony didn't do THAT much, he just put fish in their tray and aged them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            He's only a clock.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love how casually hangs with them

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    death was a great character

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give me one piece of evidence that proves they're in a loop as opposed to just the episodes not being in chronological order

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the newspaper spoiling future episodes
      the picture of yellow going up the stairs meaning he´s done it before

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The paintings

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    David and lesley

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf, that looks uncomfortably like a picture of my father as a kid and one of his sisters.

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, who created the show? (In universe) was it Lesley or Roy?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        him

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're asking questions you aren't prepared to have answered

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I accept whatever happens next

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lesley is the script editor for Grolton and Hovris. Roy is still on the special thanks

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tumblr

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Basedblr

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Onionsblr

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Based newbie btfo by filter

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I typed onions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Who was she? Why does she look so familiar?

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't be like Brendan.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Finally proper Gankeridya NEET representation

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO MODERATES A JAPANESE IMAGEBOARD

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        YOU CAN BE THE GUY SPAMS CHILD PORN ON A JAPANESE IMAGEBOARD

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO DERAILS PROPER VIDYA THREADS

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING CLEVER BUT POSTS ANYWAY

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What's wrong? Come on, that was good. Go on.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO REPLIES SO EVERYBODY THINKS HE'S SAMEgayGING

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO FIXES THE BROKEN REPLY CHAIN

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO FIXES THE BROKEN REPLY CHAIN

                AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO BREAKS IT AGAIN

                >What?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you dont want to end up like child porn brendan

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /v/: and everyday we all hang out to find out what we talk about

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw we are all a big big family

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    death is the best episode

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post bangers

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the god damn mega link

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can watch it on youtube

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, but I also found it on piratebay.

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    And I will invent a digital currency based around shitposting

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >No one's claimed the printer
    She's mine now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's a fax machine you dolt,

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can spell Fax Machine without SEX

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          FAXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO BREAKS IT AGAIN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      burn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY CLEANING SHIT FOR FREE

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    FREELANCERS DESERVE TO DIE

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So at the end of Family, did yellow guys Dad just join in on the food orgy or did he eat them, with the blood spraying everywhere as yellow guy darts out the door?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think he killed them for dressing his son in girl clothes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He killed them all, among the flying bits you can see the head of the grandma.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think he killed them for dressing his son in girl clothes

        That makes more sense, cheers anons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think he just murders them to get to the chicken. I feel there is some subtle joke with how YG Father isn't considered family by the twins yet shows up to the house for the same reason the twins had the gathering.

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like that the Death episode is somewhat half about Birth in a way. The New Friend is born and is immediately fascinated with existing and experiencing. The animation of it trying to be things and transforming in its infantile state was honestly kinda hauntingly beautiful. It's pretty tragic how it's burgeouning personality and individuality is so thoroughly ignored and put down by the others.

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Well, I'm OP.
    >As far back as I can remember I knew I deserved to be a homosexual

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think Stain Edwards died, not duck.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wrong
      relative positions + maggots

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I counter with blood and organs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I counter by pointing out that the blob duck model is off compared to the real duck, and is the one that is still standing. And the one used in the next episode.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the coffin hated duck so much when yellow guy broke him out he made duck alive again so he wouldnt have to deal with him anymore
          its either that or stain shapeshifted maggots in his blood because ???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But what if there were maggots on the shovel?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what if my stinky farts were on the shovel haha *prrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttt*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does it really matter if they get reset at the end anyway?

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Yellow guy is the most sentimental and outwardly loves the other two
    >Green guy is a selfish butthole but he's very adamant about them being all being some kind of family and is the most upset when they're being harrassed
    >Red guy is outwardly dismissive about their relationship and downplays how close they all are but he's always acting as their common sense, looking out for them and generally the one keeping their day to day going
    I hope they end up happy

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Try to keep up mate!

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let's go on the dark web!

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if red guy isnt made of string what is he made of

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He's made of red, duh.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i hadnt thought of that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He is made of blood and meat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hes just like me fr fr

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I could ask the same thing about you

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Let's all sing the Vidya song, to show how much we love video games!

    V is for video games, the subject of the board
    I is for internet, the thing that lets us all connect
    B is for butts, you get banned for posting
    E is for e celebs, you don't get banned for posting
    T is for trolling, the way we mess with each other
    O is for off topic, the only good threads left
    C is for console wars, where people argue about nothing

    That's what Vidya means to me, and my community.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that isnt how you spell politics

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So who's gonna make the next thread?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO MAKES THE NEXT THREAD

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        AND YOU CAN BE THE GUY WHO CONTINUES THE CHAIN THERE

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well, it wasn't really a continuation. More of a reboot I'd say.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds really boring.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I play video games to enjoy myself
              >that sounds reall boring
              >... I PLAY VIDEO GAMES TO ENJOY MYSELF

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >What's your favorite vidya?
                >Witcher 3!
                >Witcher 3 is not a fun game.

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >9 letters: A digital entertainment requiring a player inputs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      e celebs?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ECELEBS _ _
        No it doesn't fit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, I know! It's Black folk.

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