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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit graphics

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Take the buttplug out, then.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too many bugs.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Queen is busted

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    removes any need for skill just memorize the openings

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too old >>>/vr/

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nerf bishop

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    too many cheaters
    solved game that takes years to get into

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The Queen is a fricking Mary Sue who can go ANYWHERE she wants and beats every single class besides herself
    God I hate women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Removed the Based Vizier who will protect the King at all cost for the Mary Sue Queen who is a strong independant womyn who needs no man. Shit game

      What a surprise, the only female character is a mary sue. The most overpowered unit in the whole game, you can go any direction, any distance, whatever you want
      God i hate women

      >wokeshit
      Garbage game.
      Why else would they make the queen have the abilities of the rook AND the bishop instead of the king? Does that make any sense to you?

      1 joke

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post your vegana or stfu

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Devs need to buff the pawn

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >memorization: the game
    some chess players claim that only the openings are memorized and after that it comes to skill, but this is bullshit. it's a fun game to play with friends when you're bored but only autists take it seriously and play it at a competitve level.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fitz

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Awesome but I'm too brainlet for it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Which Botez is superior?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        right looks like a massive bawd, left looks slightly less hot but she's probably the pruder one of the two. I'll take left

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Removed the Based Vizier who will protect the King at all cost for the Mary Sue Queen who is a strong independant womyn who needs no man. Shit game

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the fact that you're pretty much forced to insert stuff in your butt if you want to compete.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to work, Ray

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HIDE
    FROM ME?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bxe9

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Intresting choice

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bxe9

      Nxe9 would be much better as you'll be able to bring the knight after you push your center pawns.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ruined by autistic minmaxers like everything else

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the game is very unbalanced its turn-based so whoever has the first move has the advantage the game has been out for over 20 years now and they still haven't fixed this what the frick Nintendo the game is too complicated there are all these weird stupid strategies and all sorts of gay shit you have to learn in order to be good at it the graphics are terrible apparently this is a bishop see the resemblance oh and this know what this is a horse right no no that's a knight I thought a knight was the guy wearing armor on top of the horse but no no the horse itself is a high-ranking member of the feudal system oh and I guess castles move as well what kind of wacky tabacky were they smoking when they came up with this shit oh and what a surprise the only female character the queen is a fricking Mary Sue the most overpowered unit in the whole game you can move in any direction any distance whatever you want god I hate women I like retro games don't get me wrong but this is just awful magnus carlsen play League of Legends you scrub you're wasting your time with this game inadvertent commas chess more like chess chess jizz chess more like shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Battle Chess
      I blame this game for establishing my taste in women

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It basically has the same problem as fighting games with how you can't just play to get better after a certain point.
    Also you stop being able to play with friends once you put some effort into the game.

    Even with its flaws the games ends up being way more varied and exciting compared to what you get with TCGs, so it's still clearly a 10/10.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Too slow and boring. No excitement. No adrenaline.
    I prefer esports. It makes my heart pump

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      look up bullet chess

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just play blitz.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      try converting a winning position with less than 10 seconds on your clock and come back

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why can't my homosexual brothers and sisters be promoted in this famous passtime?
    i should be able to play with two kings or two queens, this is discrimination

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am not smart enough to think more tan 1 step ahead.
    Maybe 2 at best.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My brother's first encounter with the absolute purity of 'arbitrary' ecompassed by the en passant rule so completely broke his mind that he had to be institutionalized; it is now forbidden to mention chess in our household.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game is utterly autistic and just boils down to memorization.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i hate this meme. at the very top level of competition you need to know the common lines, sure... but for the average player tactics and pattern recognition wins you most of your games

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >pattern recognition
        So... memorization?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT SAY THAT

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          by that logic all learning is memorization and all video games are won by memorization

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >by that logic all learning is memorization and all video games are won by memorization
            Literally yes.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Ok so execution and mechanics don't exist right? not to mention the spice of life, the dreaded RNG

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Ok so execution and mechanics don't exist right?
                How does someone learn execution and game mechanics? You end up memorizing it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it's a different kind of memorization, execution can be impressive, learning 30 moves is not

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Chess960 solves this. Fischer was right about memorization killing chess. He was also right about the israelites.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And a reminder that top GMs want to play Fischer random cause even for them learning so much theory is taxing. But man we can't let those poor Indian children who wasted all their childhood learning a game die for hunger lol lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Watching magnus play blitz 960 is like porn. It’s beautiful.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing RNG doesn't exist in chess, and is much better for it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              ok, so why is that a downside of chess specifically when it's true for just about all contests?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >all learning is memorization
            Yes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if you wanna be reductionist to such an absurd degree... i guess

          my argument is that the average player doesn't need to sit down and study lines to be successful at his level

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Pattern recognition is that hnagging feeling that israelites are behind all the eco omic problems we're reeling with

          Memorization is knowing which israelites own and operate each major corporation and where they live and what their kids private school schedule schedule is.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can only memorize up to a blunder. Each blunder is unique and you have to freestyle the rest of the game.

      Not to mention there's sixty gorillion permutations from each opening of chess. It's impossible to memorize much more than a dozen or so moves of the 3 best lines.

      Chess is much more about pattern recognition than memorization. Memorization just lets you bypass figuring things out, but you can just calculate instead and calculating is the actual skill you need to win anyway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isnt that every strategy game ever

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >do anything except pawn to d4, pawn to e4, knight to c3, knight to f3
    >lose the game
    I hate the game devs, they really need to improve this shit.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anal beads.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that'll be $100 million plus tip, thanks for posting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I hope for his defense niemann's lawyer tries and fails to push some beads into his ass to prove he couldn't have cheared.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >if the beads don’t fit, you must acquit.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can cheat if I stick a vibrating anal bead up my ass.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    White goes first so it's the best game.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like how unlike checkers, you couldn't do surprise attacks on your opponent, you had to always warn them when they are in check.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you don't have to announce checks in chess, it's just encouraged at low level play. In high level play it's considered rude.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sal sa?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    turn based strategy games are obsolete, go play a AoE2 instead

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    everyone says i do be smart but i'm no good at checkers

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I too love remote control vibrators.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no reason to play a solved 500 year old board game when video games exist. The only people who play this are the profoundly autistic, grifting twitch streamers looking for a niche, or people who's government forces them to.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I know about chess is Cr1tikal vs. xQc, Botez sisters, and vibrating anal beads.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's NothernLion

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He had a buttplug.

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The thinking man's game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of mating going on there.

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chess is the game that all games should compare themselves to in order to see if they're good or not. Relatively few pieces, simple movement rules, an 8x8 grid, and yet somehow manages to completely mog basically every other game in terms of complexity and skill.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >chess
    its for IQ individuals only

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >wanted to show them israelites whos boss
      >by making a lot of money at the expense of their pockets
      >ends up making them even more money
      >gets kicked out by FIDE and the U.S.A. government when he decided to have a friendly match with a russian

      Ah yes, really high IQ, good move Fischer.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shogi for casuals

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when you could play Chess in Halo Reach that shit was awesome

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What a surprise, the only female character is a mary sue. The most overpowered unit in the whole game, you can go any direction, any distance, whatever you want
    God i hate women

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Besides he king all of the pieces are female

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >bishop
        >knight
        >rook
        >female
        Hell the queen isn't even female. It was originally called the vizier.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Chess was released for the Nintendo entertainment system in the early 1980s

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Andrew Tate loves it so I love it, keep it alpha

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wokeshit
    Garbage game.
    Why else would they make the queen have the abilities of the rook AND the bishop instead of the king? Does that make any sense to you?

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's shit for the same reason fighting games are shit.
    it's only somewhat fun as long as you and your opponent are on the exact same level.
    otherwise, the win is pretty much guaranteed for the better player.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Inferior to Shogi

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    game is total bullshit it's turn based so of course whoever goes first wins instantly
    no to mention those random moronic rules the devs pulled out of their ass like castling just so they can claim this shitty ass basic toddler game is actually super complex

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    me vs anon in chess
    https://lichess.org/cyF13XXQ
    first one to join is my opponent

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was the one who posted the link. Nice game anon, interesting ideas. I thought I blundered on the turn you long castled but computer thinks I was still fine.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    troony pozzed goyslop walking simulator AAA indie garbage with shitty graphics

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://lichess.org/cyF13XXQ

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is the game I just played, did you mean to post a different link

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >It's great, one of my favorite games to cheat at.
    -Hans

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you have a tantrum to throw and a lawsuit to deal with Magnus?

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >haha wouldn't it be funny if the pieces ate the other pieces whole

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's moronic since the last time I played it with guy at uni who was supposed to be really good at it lost almost all his pieces but then told me he didn't lose but it was a "tie"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, if you were up two queens and Stalemated him you deserved to lose.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        too bad the cuck didn't tell me that was a rule before I got into that position, he also did some asspull move mid-game where he switches two pieces together and apparently that was also legal

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anon you fricking cretin
          You should have put your king on top of your castle and said you've entered your second form.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castling

          Castling has been a rule for hundreds of years, and Stalemate is a natural consequence of two rules put together: You can't deliberately put yourself into check, and you also can't pass your turn. How stalemates are judged has changed over the years, but for the english speaking world stalemating your opponent was a loss until the rules unified and decided it was a draw. Personally, I still think of you can't convert your advantage into a win and you frick up, you deserve to lose, but the draw will have to be motivation enough to get good.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            personally I think making the other cuck not being able to move was not a draw since he couldnt fricking move and win
            castling is fricking moronic asspull thing because game is badly designed - just make pieces move universally the same way instead of make additional shit up

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If you can't win, you deserve to lose. (You) are the one that snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, and there's nothing to do but git good. Castling appeared in the rules because it improves king safety, generally leading to longer and more interesting games.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                this is your last (You) so you better enjoy it,
                making the opponent not being able to play is a fricking win, no matter what you dumb coping losers say. If he cannot move he physically cannot win any more therefore it's my fricking win

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you didn't checkmate your opponent, you didn't win. If you also wrecked the gamestate so badly that you froze the game, you don't deserve to continue. You got swindled (at best), or just fricked up (more likely) and you're coping, seething, and probably in the process of dilating as you refuse to acknowledge that you're not as good at the game as you thought.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, it's a shit rule only used so you can avoid saying you lost and be a smug little shit about it. It's also avoidable by simply checking the king instead of trying to hinder his movement.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >making the opponent not being able to play is a fricking win
                Anon a draw and stalemate isn't a win. Neither player wins, neither player loses. That's why on score cards there's a third column after W and L.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Does Black have to still have moves that put his king in check for him to be stalemated? Ergo, something like this isn't a stalemate?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If it's black to move, it's a stalemate. You're stalemated whenever you have no legal moves, but to be stalemated in such a poisition is... unusual to say the least. It does lean into the basic idea behind stalemate traps though, where you deliberately sacrifice your only movable piece in a lost position, and if your opponent takes it, they stalemate and you salvage a draw out of a loss. Stalemate traps and similar swindles make the endgame more interesting, which is why I think the old english rule (stalemate = loss for the "attacker") would be an improvement.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do GMs have very high IQ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, they just read the chess wikipedia article

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No but they do have autism and extremely good memory. 99% of high-level chess is just memorizing thousands of plays and correct answers to them. That's why computers beat humans so easily in it: the biggest autist on the planet still doesn't have the emmeory capacity of a computer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've watched quite a lot of Hikaru Nakamura's YouTube content and he's around top level when it comes to chess.
      It's downright impressive how dumb he is when it comes to grasping anything outside of chess.
      If I met him in real life without knowing about his chess background I would guess that his IQ was in the low 90s.

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chess is not fun unless you add something to it, like cards, special moves, custom armies, explosions, anime prostitutes, etc.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Any vidya like this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pawnbarian

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i like playing chess against friends because i use a bot on hardest difficulty to win against them.

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chess would be better if a draw is reached only if both kings died in the same turn. You check the king they can also check yours. Stalemate doesn't make sense.

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    duck chess is where its at

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      duck chess is kino

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Needs more microtransactions.

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    israeli propaganda designed to install helpless in the commoners.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the boring kind of autistic

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >use anal vibrator
    >win
    Broken game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. magnus

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