What's everyone's problem with Koraidon's design?

What's everyone's problem with Koraidon's design? It's literal the best thing we've seen from all these gen 9 shitmons so far by far

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my problem is that I have to ride her instead of her riding me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, they hate him because
      >waaaaaah it's not a wheel!

      Yes

      OP posted Koraidon, not Miraidon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Agreed, they hate him because
        it's not a wheel!
        No fricking shit you wienersucking Black person, why the frick does it look like a wheel if it's not a wheel? If it had the functionality of a wheel it would be acceptable, but it doesn't. The best outcome would have been if it didn't look like a wheel at all and just looked normal. Koraidon looked moronic with the wheel in the first place, and now it's even more moronic now that we know it isn't even really a wheel. How do you frick such a good design this badly.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Case on point, I bet you defend Diglett and Voltorb lines

          I can tell you're a moron.

          1. No one brought up waifugays and even if someone did, there are still female fanart for this pokemon being made.

          2. This anon [...] is right because I have seen people use Koraidon as a reason why the new game will suck.

          3. Both male and females have frills.

          Pic related obsessed baragay.

          [...]
          There are waifu stuff, but at a much lesser point. I think Japanese are more balance while Westerners are more Bara. Actually, I noticed a massive dive for legendary fanart. Every new gen, they get lesser and lesser.

          >This anon is right because I have seen people use Koraidon as a reason why the new game will suck.
          Correct
          >No one brought up waifugays
          No one brought up baragays

          Pic related seething waifucuck

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >No one brought up baragays
            >Pic related seething waifucuck
            So why bring up waifugays in the first place you obsessed cuck?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The wheels aren't functional so they look moronic.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the giant sac between his legs... no not like that!

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those bulky "wheels" look like they'd slow it down and impede its movement. The back one also looks like some kind of sex gland (i.e., penis).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dragapult's tail looks like an ethereal penis I don't see anyone saying shit about it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cause its hot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, it looks like a tail dumbass

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like it, but I hate the tail curling and how round the wheel... gland I guess gets while running. It looks like it's trying to be a bike, if that makes sense

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its the fricking inflatable sacs. They look like shit, especially when you're riding it. They were fine before they blew up

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    big bosack

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It would be a lot cooler if its wheels were actually functional. Though as a design, I do like it.

    To be honest of all the gen 9 Pokemon we've seen so far I think they all look a lot more like Pokemon than 8's lot did. 8 had a weird almost western look to it (wonder who's fault that was...) that I didn't really get along with.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post the gif

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    honestly, hes the reason im getting scarlet, I like how derpy it looks when it runs around

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >huge wheel stuck in throat
    >does nothing, has to flail its legs around
    it's okay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >huge wheel stuck in throat
      It's a dewlap that looks like a tire to keep in line with the motorbike theme
      >does nothing, has to flail its legs around
      Have you now seen lizards running?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't change that it's a silly flintstones lizard. The new monkey has a good theme, doesn't stop people from hating it.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Haha I bet it is you dirty b***h. Frick you

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    homie has wheels dragging on the ground and it runs.
    It's like double digit IQ: The Pokemon.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The inflatable nutsack

    I can excuse the neck but the inflatable balls are too much

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Koraidon is a better design that Miraidon, except for the part he is running. There's literally zero purpose to inflate the sacs to simulate wheels besides trying to force a vehicle theme really hard, the motorbike actively hinders Koraidon running ability

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he is filtering all the waifugays at /vp/ with 0 knowledge about animals and that's a good thing
    this is a board about animals, waifugays frick off

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon fans don't know what a curled tail and a dewlap is.

      This Pokemon has a shit ton of bara art for it though. No actual sign of waifu stuff so far but a shit ton of husbando stuff.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people think its base form looks awesome. It's the "motorbike" form that looks really bad and poorly executed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't like it so it's poorly executed

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Aesthetically, Koraidon is one of my top favorite legendaries, though, so I'm confused as to what or whom you're referring. However, any design element that hinders the function of the design is poorly executed whether you like it or not.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >making koraidon look like an actual lizard is actully hindering the desing
            you are just saying stupid shit at this point

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So real lizards look like clunky, poorly functioning bike things with a swollen penis flopping around now? Okay, anon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >So real lizards look like clunky, poorly functioning bike things
                uh yes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ughh that thing is UGLY

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Look, I know you're lonely in your little basement and need someone to talk to, but I'm not the one. Frick off and go troll someone else.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly just hate how it moves in the overworld. Miraidon was done nicely, and since both are based on vehicles, they should move that way. "Running" on all fours looks moronic with that big wheel on its neck.

        This pretty much. Design wise, it's like a draconic Braviary, sad it could've been based. Hope someone mods/fixes the silly movement.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I can tell you're a moron.

      1. No one brought up waifugays and even if someone did, there are still female fanart for this pokemon being made.

      2. This anon

      A lot of people think its base form looks awesome. It's the "motorbike" form that looks really bad and poorly executed.

      is right because I have seen people use Koraidon as a reason why the new game will suck.

      3. Both male and females have frills.

      Pic related obsessed baragay.

      Pokemon fans don't know what a curled tail and a dewlap is.

      This Pokemon has a shit ton of bara art for it though. No actual sign of waifu stuff so far but a shit ton of husbando stuff.

      There are waifu stuff, but at a much lesser point. I think Japanese are more balance while Westerners are more Bara. Actually, I noticed a massive dive for legendary fanart. Every new gen, they get lesser and lesser.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i hate the gay ass pink on it. why not some less homosexual color

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm so in denial that seeing a color makes me uncomfortable about my true sexuality

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The design is pretty cool until you realize it has wheels.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It runs instead of rolls. That's it. I actually like the design but that one little titbit absolutely ruins it for me and many others.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate it but there isn't a single thing I like about it either

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the weird loping dog run it does, it should move more like a proper lizard. Otherwise it's cool

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >waifuists being rent free over harmless bara fanart

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know im just glad to see an actual animal

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It would have looked better if its neck was just bent that way, like a swan. Instead of it just being a big lump.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why would I ride around the ugly inflatable lizard when I can ride around on an Arcanine, or literally any other cooler Pokemon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because the game says you can't ride your own Pokémon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you're lying to me, right?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who likes the legendaries is a Trains Planes and Automobiles boy at heart
    Now u can go “roar” and vroom vroom all in one, you fricking child

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that it and the other one are just motorcycles with heads. Fricking stupid and a regular bicycle would have been better if they were too lazy to let us ride actual pokemon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but I want to ride her

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I know of a few certain Pokémon I'd have chubby like that, but not quite as chonky but still chonk.

    making Aurorus even more cuddly hehe

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid fricking wheel. If it wasn't for that I would be more ok with it, but it looks like it belongs in a bad MH game.

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