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What's he say again?
SON OF A SUBMARINER
Why do people keep changing that line? Sure, it's silly, but Kefka is a pretty silly villain.
I guess because it's not really a joke? It's such a non-sequitor with alliteration.
I think the only reason it was changed in newer translations was because submarines don’t seem to exist in FFVI.
It sounds like something someone would say if they were being censored from saying "son of a bitch", and considering the era of draconian nintendo censorship, thdat's exactly how it comes across. Not as infamous as "you spoony bard"
Heh heh heh heh
which FF should I play if I’ve never played a JRPG before?
6 or 7
9 just like my number
None, play KH
WOH WOH WOH WOH WOH
where did you come from, cotton eye joe?
reminder that submariner is pronounced mare-ih-ner and not mah-ree-ner
wrong. unless you're brittish
t. i'm a submareeener
>poopoo in toilet, nobody care
>poopoo in Doma's water supply, everyone cry
BWOOP WOOP WOOP
I'LL BE A GOD SOMEDAY!
Out of all the villains. A fucking clown becam god and won.
How does that happen.
if he comes off as a "quirky miniboss underling" like Gilgamesh in the game directly previous then it subverts your expectations when he's actually important rather than just getting sent to another dimension and vanishing from the story
luck of the draw, kefka stepped into the middle of the god statues before the emperor did
decades of being king of a nefarious empire thwarted by not walking forward at the right time
Considering our own reality, this is by far the most realistic scenario.
WAAAH WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
>Thamasa curbstomp ends with him inexplicably saying "I don't believe it"
>Decades later, I learn this was Square attempting to give him a catchphrase
Proof or I don't believe it
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH OH OH OH OH
Sickening! You all sound like chapters from a self-help book!
AWUUP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP
Mua ha ha ha ha
Or something like that, idk
YOU SPOONY BARD
we live in a society
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