What's his team?

What's his team?

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    All Kanto

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Six unown spelling rapist

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      She was healing her.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Sure. And I am also sure xhe is actually Jesus Christ as well, right?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          You say that like she's not

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Because I actually believe in God unlike you heretic

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Aw lighten up, take that stick out of your ass, and have some fun.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                No fun with serious matters like religion, kiddo
                >inb4 you start posting satanic shit because you have to be a le ebin contrarian

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I have no gay Satan memes for you. It's just always funny when a schizo thinks he's Jesus. You won't go to hell for laughing.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Well yes of course.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't know

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >rapist

      uh, someone mind filling me in? For real?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Supposedly a leaked conversation said that Chris raped his own mother. And then after he went to prison, he also claimed to be Jesus Christ. The gay is pure evil and insane as well.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          HE FUCKED HIS DISMENTIA RIDDLED MOTHER. REPEATEDLY.

          He raped Barb. Multiple times. She's had dementia for a while and he thinks it's some weird consensual method for soul healing her and that they were bonding as lovers. He also thinks he's Jesus now and he admitted to some girl that the chud shit was always an act to fuck lesbians. He's been in prison for like a year now.

          Oh, shit. That sounds completely based to me, maybe he wasn't so bad after all.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >The gay is pure evil
          sick of this take.
          chris is not some megalomaniacal psychopath. he's just far, far too retarded to function in society.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            Sure he is, gay
            They would have put him in the nut house or some retard asylum instead of plain jail if the court decided he was actually just a fucking retard and not conscious enough.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Fuck you're retarded. That is the entire point of his trial on the 8th. To decide if he is competent to stand trial. Also he's been bouncing in and out of those facilities since being arrested. Trials aren't like an episode of Law and Order they take years. Chris just didn't get bail.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                I am not obsessed like you all following his every fucking move.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Then don't open your mouth about shit you don't understand.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Why not ? because you will throw a tantrum? what if instead of posting I just call scruffy because your shitty thread is a shitpost? how about you fuck off and shut the fuck off? huh? how about ruining your fun, useless excrement? huh?

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Calling the janny because you were wrong
                You're such a kid anon.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            This. And while I while I have no sympathy for Chris because he's the worst a lot of fags who view him as some kind of great evil don't understand that his parents royally fucked up with him because they refused to get treatment or help for his autism and instead taught him to use it as a shield against criticism. Barb also stole money from him in later years, constantly put the family in debt, forced him to sleep with her and spoon even before all this rapeshit, purposefully alienated Bob from his actual family, whored around and lied to Cole about the identity of his father, and taught Chris how to be a hoarder because she's one too but despite all this normies who are jumping into this shit from the outside think she's just some sweet old woman. So yeah Chris is a retard but he's not really evil. He's just a product of his environment. Also his mental state has been deteriorating for years now. I honestly do not think he knows right from wrong anymore.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              But anon, as Jesus Christ Blue Heart, he IS what determines right and wrong

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              perfectly put.
              fuck chris, fuck barb, fuck everyone involved with this horseshit

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Chris is the monster of Barb's making
              Bob tried his best, but he was old and too exhausted by both life and Barb's bullshit for years to put up much of a fight.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                The whole situation really is karmic isn't it?
                Bob wasn't a great parent by any means, but he never actively made Chris worse. He was just passive, and so he died neglected before the worst of Chris came out.
                Barb was definitely emotionally and probably sexually abusive toward Chris. She was the worse parent by far and the main reason Chris turned out that way, so it's almost fitting that she'd bear the brunt of him.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          He was literally determined to have a mental age of 10 in court.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        HE FUCKED HIS DISMENTIA RIDDLED MOTHER. REPEATEDLY.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        He raped Barb. Multiple times. She's had dementia for a while and he thinks it's some weird consensual method for soul healing her and that they were bonding as lovers. He also thinks he's Jesus now and he admitted to some girl that the chud shit was always an act to fuck lesbians. He's been in prison for like a year now.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Got that barbussy

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry, but who is this?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >rapist

      uh, someone mind filling me in? For real?

      For fuck’s sake

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Any team Ash has

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Starters + box legendary + Sonichu expy
    Chris's lack of originality is his most defining quality.

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Togedemaru
    Shaymin
    Primarina
    Sylveon
    Lugia
    Hypno

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Hedgehog pikaclone
      >Another hedgehog
      >chud
      >Another chud
      >Mascot pokemon of degeneracy, fits Chris well
      >Usually associated with manipulation and rape, also fits Chris well

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Blaziken since he's had the same one since Gen 3 and brought it up through the games. Don't know about the rest though.

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    My jigglypuff is so pink :3

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't he in Clover? What's his team there?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Pictured from left to right:
      Mudslacks, Glacialynx, Dragking, Hitmonana, Mennopaws, and Potarded.

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone want to see some photos of my visit to Fashion Square Mall earlier this year?

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Was it dead and sad like every other mall in current year?

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      Oh, shit. That sounds completely based to me, maybe he wasn't so bad after all.

      I hate Barb so I think your ok to feel this way anon.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much Anon. Like everything else in his life, CWC sucked the soul out of it to fuel his own life source.

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    He actually has a "canon" team as the CWCville gym leader.
    Sonichu, Blaziken, Swampert, Sceptile, Gardevoir, and Salamence.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      what stats/abilities would sonichu have?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Make of this what you will.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          He's so humble. Anyone else would have given Sonichu perfect stats.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          What BST would this equate to? 485 like Raichu, 525 like Lucario, or Zoroark, or 530-535 like a starter? I'm thinking 540 Max:
          Hp-70
          Atk-110
          Def-70
          Sp.Atk-110
          Sp.Def-70
          Spe-110

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    fuck off

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bundychu, JULAY, Miyamoto, Magi-Chan, and Mewtwo.

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna create a story in my mind about Chris' autistic adventures as a trainer and the miserable lives of his coomermon team of braixen and lopunny and how they reject his plans to make them into sweethearts from the Ground-Up

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Raticate
    Furret
    Linoone
    Bibarel
    Watchog
    Diggersby

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