>what's that? you don't want to spend the night with me after I acted like a stuck up cunt for the entire game? Well fuck you then, i'll just have sex with the gay vampire. Don't get too jealous, you lost your chance!!
What's her fucking problem?
>what's that?
why wouldn't you fuck her you gay
it's a fucking ugly frog (not OP btw)
I'd have sex with every girl in the game. As a man it's your duty to mate with as many girls as possible.
Ugh. She's too emotional and needy.
>why didn't you have sex with the ugly toad?
>ew the ugly toad! yuck!
>WTF BROS WHY IS THIS TOAD FUCKING THE GAY VAMPIRE AFTER I REJECTED HER WTF!!!
why are blancos like this?
You've obviously never interacted with a real woman
>Real woman
So disliking her personality has merit?
PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE THE GODDAMN TOAD
>ugly scars
>ugly face
>100s of lizard dicks in all her holes
>anon doesn't want to fuck her
>still gets mad that she has sex with someone else
this is why women don't like you
It's more of the fact that she gets so bitter that she decides to rub it in your face.
Astarion doesn't fuck her either, he has standards.
Stop bullying the autistic frog
>not fucking her
>missing out on how wet she gets just seeing how strong you are and how you can beat her in combat
>literally fighting her and making her yours
>is moist just from smelling your aroma mixed with the blood of your enemies and your sweat
You're gay
why can't irl girls be like that
A lot of girls IRL are even cuter than that but you wouldnt know because you are a shut-in looking at shadow puppets.
I have no doubt in that. I have doubts of an ability to meet them at all. Demographics of dating websites, bars, clubs and rando parties are 80% instawhores, 10% whores, and 8 to 10% "have a boyfriend", acting classes are mostly schizo and music classes are mostly a bunch of losers who cant figure it out by youtube vidios and werent able to attend when they were kids
A lot of them are like that, problem is that they retroactively accuse you of rape If they lose respect/get bored of you.
>don't make me slap you
>stop making me aroused
he's gay but you're here talking about how men smell and shit
Autismo frog is great
She made me understand why I see couples where one person is way uglier than the other. Sometimes you just find someone who isnt physically attractive to just be so endearing and precious you cant help it but want to be with him/her
Besides, Karlach is too aggressive on the orifices and Shart is... well.. you know.
real woman moment
women can withhold and give sex if men dont cater to their whims no matter how infantile
it is what it is
My wife frogette. I love her very much. Please don't bully her, Ganker.
She likes being bullied tho
Goddamn she's hot. 16-18 frog years btw(thats where vlaakith autism comes from)
Question.
If you become the Absolute, do you still get endings with your companions? Or are they slaves? I distinctinly have seen the vamp suggesting you rule the world, is he on board with it?
They are just slaves
It's super funny in the DU ending where you're just sitting there and all they're doing is cheering and clapping, I don't even think they mentioned any mind control effects or anything
FROGGY! FOUND YOU!
>he doesn't hate fuck rude cunts
Lol, Gankerirgin.
Ugly fucking fish people God I hate the Gith so fucking much
Wait the vampire was a party member. I just leave him in the forest like the other elfs. No pointy ears on MY team
Lae'zel has pointy ears, though?
I dunno but watching her seethe every time you turn her down is fun
>if you don't provide her with the cock she needs, someone else will.
just like real life, very immersive
if my huge unlikable bitch co-worker demanded creampie sex I would simply have to indulge her in hopes the frog turn into a princess
Her culture is completely different from yours. Frankly her changing opinion of you is very unlike a woman and pretty rational. But then she defaults back into woman-mode and fucks some other guy in an attempt at making you jealous.
She is on the list but Karlach and Minthara are first.
I need an irl Lae’zel to take my virginity.
What makes her fuck astarion? I fucked the frog, but then later stopped the fling and she was just salty during the tiefling celebration.
He was the only male in the group other than myself.
So, can you reject her sexual advances at first and still romance her like you could do with Jack on ME2 o are you stuck playing a degenerate frog fucker to get to the good parts?
*ribbit*
I dunno, that sounds pretty realistic
>the one who act like a slut is actually loyal if you romanced her while the Shadowheart would be pissed off if you don't agree to have an orgy with Halsin even if you and shadowheart are in a relationship
Bravo Larian.
>when frog sees your cock
Her lines when she managed to beat you are even better.
>managed
If you're anything but a melee class she will one tap you in one turn. My fight with her was misty stepping around the camp praying that won't catch me.
She was holding onto all the bombs I had beforehand so she nuked me in one turn.
So just like a real woman? K.
She likes to fuck.
She hints at it throughout the game.
>don't fuck her, or even like her in the first place
>WTF WHY IS SHE FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE?
do you have brain damage?
She will lash out at you for just trying to strike up a conversation, lol. She's just a bitch. You don't eve need to try and flirt with her, she just says it.
The best part is they reject her as well. Fucking ugly dumb frog bitch.
I cannot in good conscience let this dumb, kind, goofy barbarian face such a grisly fate all alone. Doom 64 ending is the real white man's kino ending.
I mean she can face it with Wyll
When karlach isn't being a Reddit quirky cunt she's actually really good. Why can't larian just make serious characters.
She's autistic.
They made the companions to cater to different people. Lae'zel's initial abrasiveness is part of the appeal and payoff of the character arc. It gives her more emotional distance to move. She's the evil woman you can "fix." So she starts out evil, selfish, and vindictive.