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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cringe
    mario isn't scary
    poisons the well of real lost beta content

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh so that’s why it’s got the crappy 90s cable filter. Le spoopy liminal zoomer shite. Looks gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers larping as boomers is the cringiest shit to come out of this board

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >scary
      It's not meant to be scary, just some bits when it's thematic. Just explore around and have fun, dude.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It's not meant to be scary
        It is though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure there's a handful of downright spooky areas, but overall it's more than just horror. It's got it's fair share of cheery and cozy areas too, there's even a comfy village level where you have to destroy crystal taps to help them. The main aim of the game is being surreal and confusing, it's almost like writing off Yume Nikki/2kki as "just trying to be scary."

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shitty release history ruined the momentum it had, i had a blast with it in 2021 though

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chris couldn't stop being a cringer and ruined the final release.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun but there are some things I'd change about it

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dude le ebin beta version but it's le spooky le horror!
    Zoomer shit.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I glitched into star road at some point when I was around 90 stars and I spent most of the following 2 weeks trying to find out where that was.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ithe main dev is a homosexual. I hope the rom hack that the other devs are working on comes out well. could do with less of the game crashing shit, overall though i think it's pretty cool, and it's fun to wander around in.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like it. Conceptually, the idea of exploring vast worlds SM64 style sounds compelling, but it's all reused assets. Like woo it's snowman's land but very slightly different, like who gives a shit?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was never really about being le spooky for me, I always liked it more for the surreal exploration like Yume Nikki or LSD.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like that for everyone
      Every single person that cries about "zoomer horror" is a sub-80 IQ moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think anybody realistically considers is le horror Mario game besides contrarians that want an excuse not to play it like Ganker is always searching for, unnerving in some areas yeah but that's the idea. My biggest gripe is that the surreal exploration is kind of dampened when you run into one of the 90 Bobomb Battlefield clones or similar.
      If someone ever makes a B3313 for OoT, I hope they indulge in some of the rumors floating around about Zelda 64 during the golden era like a pyramid off into the desert distance when you play the song of storms.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On the one hand, it makes sense that earlier levels would be designed earlier and have more variations if we were just looking at a representative sample of development ideas scrapped and rearranged.
        On the other hand, FRICK MAN I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH BOB-OMB BATTLEFIELDS FOR A LIFETIME.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it kinda makes sense for the whole false memories thing, it's the iconic first level so it leave a big impression. I also kinda like how the BoB variations loop and lead into each other. I do wish we got some more variations of later levels or just levels in general, they coulda done some crazy-ass Rainbow Ride-likes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't think anybody realistically considers is le horror Mario game besides contrarians that want an excuse not to play it like Ganker is always searching for
        I mean that's literally what it is. Surreal fever dream Mario 64 with corny horror dialogue and a jump scare every 20 minutes.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this was THE shit on Ganker before it became popular with normies and now Ganker hates it, Ganker basically started this whole fricking meme all the "mario if he real" threads and funky stories we made up to shitpost back in the day, flipped completely when this shit got viral.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the FRICK was his problem?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay out of the basement

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *crashes your game*
    haha so funny

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It had some neat areas and ideas besides the clones and half-baked concepts. I wish there were slightly less courses and more dreamlike castle areas, since that was the bigger appeal.
    I wonder what would happen if Ganker made a similar hack to it in the vein of Clover and Gankerorld.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ this, I spent more time in the castle than all the courses combined. I actively avoided most because progressing through the castle was more interesting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ this, I spent more time in the castle than all the courses combined. I actively avoided most because progressing through the castle was more interesting.

      Honestly I kinda have opposite feelings. I feel like the cool castle areas were a bit too light on actual levels and could've used some more cool and crazy courses, at least in some places.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good concept, shitty execution.
    Nobody cares that Mel Blanc was the beta voice of Mario. That shit was funny for a hot second.
    And stop cashing out on old SM64 horror memes. They weren't scary in the 90's and they aren't now

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Joyless homosexuals mad about analog horror mario

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the jumpscare characters took away from the experience the same way adding SPOOKY MONSTER ZOMG to the backrooms took away from that.

    it's okay guys, we've done sonic.exe already, you can stop now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The jumpscares are Greenio references and you need to go out of your way to get to the so that just begs the question as to why you were purposefully souring your own experience since you're b***hing about it

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes me really sad how nowadays anything with a VHS filter is instantly assumed to be horror, like what's wrong with having a VHS aesthetic because it's cozy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's the VHS aesthetic and not the blood red fog, off-key music, corridors that just lead to cryptic text and like 50 different jump scares. It's not supposed to be horror!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Theres not really that many jumpscares. The biggest ones are ones you basically inflict on yourself and are projected ahead of time.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still never played any version beyond 0.7 or whatever
    what am I missing

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    b3313 was kind of cool for a few days before vinesauce watchers caught wind of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >b3313 was kind of cool for a few days before fellow Gankerirgins caught wind of it
      Chat what did he mean by this?

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