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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never underestimate the stupidity of zoomers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WWWAAGAGGHHHHJ NNOOOOOOOOO ARE THOSE EMPTY POOLS????? S-SO SCARY!!! IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN MY UNCLE FRICKED ME IN THE ASS IN THE PUBLIC POOL'S BATHROOMS!

      >meanwhile this game gets a pass from boomers despite being essentially the same thing
      Why is that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the first surreal walking sim.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't post about things you don't understand, zoomie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hey Anon go play this surreal game it is really great
        >ok, can't wait to explore
        >let's walk around in this area
        >TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
        >SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK SQUEEK
        >DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

        I firmly believe that there isn't a single game with worse noises for your character walking around.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Naissancee with the constant gasping
          Couldnt FRICKING STAND THAT SHIT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why were people impressed with Ford's Model T in 1908 but not my Honda Civic in 2024?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This game actually has more than 3 environments that aren't just a wholesale copy of existing media, for starters.
        If I'm going to play a walking sim I don't wanna look at the same shit every other walking sim has, with minimal changes in the environment.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CLOSED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DUE TO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AIDS

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I downloaded the demo after seeing a thread about it here. It's a boring walking simulator. I don't even know if there's a way to "beat" a level. I just walked in circles for 40 minutes and quit and uninstalled.
    Seems like the maker of this game is doing a nice spam ad campaign on Ganker though. How are your sales, OP? Everything you imagined they'd be?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it takes like 10 minutes to beat the demo level, you might just be moronic.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or there isn't an objective. What am I supposed to look for? The top of the slides? The exit? It's just a maze with pools. Neat "game", OP. But a good lesson to be learned is you can make a "game" in 10 minutes and morons will lap it up. I should give it a try one day.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry you're too stupid for a walking simulator. There are literal giant signs painted on the walls telling you what to do.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, those "No Running" signs are really helpful. Maybe I just didn't like walking around pools, I dunno. I don't care if you wasted your money on it; I've wasted money on stupid shit before as well.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not trying to convince you to buy the game, i'm just saying get better criticisms that don't show a massive skill issue.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i'm just saying get better criticisms that don't show a massive skill issue.
                ...I'm pretty sure I already said my main concerns, the lack of a goal was just a side-bar.
                It's a boring walking simulator with pools. It isn't a "game". I tried the demo and it was boring. That's my criticism and why I uninstalled the demo and didn't buy the game. Don't know why anyone would find it worthy of even a dollar, but to each his own I guess.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really eerie I love backrooms / poolrooms and stuff but wouldn't pay for this game, well at least not more than maybe $2

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have always liked and dreamed of these type of rooms so i liked it a lot
    yeah just a walking simulator but it's cheap and i liked a lot of the rooms that i saw

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WWWAAGAGGHHHHJ NNOOOOOOOOO ARE THOSE EMPTY POOLS????? S-SO SCARY!!! IT REMINDS ME OF WHEN MY UNCLE FRICKED ME IN THE ASS IN THE PUBLIC POOL'S BATHROOMS!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a zoomer moron walking simulator. I'd have more fun just picking random GMOD maps and wandering around. Not even worth fricking pirating.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy/10

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's already like 4 or 5 liminal spess pool house games. Anemoiapolis comes to mind and quite a few of these backrooms games had poolhouse sections years before this. There's 0 new stuff here, even the textures and level blobs are identical to shit that already existed two years ago.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PÖÓLS

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To escape you have to shit in one of the pools and you're escorted out of the building

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big if true

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't Recommend (Default)

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice water

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played the demo and it was not that interesting. There was nothing to discover, just a bunch of almost identical rooms. The controls and heavy camera effects were offputting.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do they always fail to capture how big a pool actually feels? They always feel like kiddie pools in games.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Binny play it and it just made me want to go find an indoor swimming pool to swim at.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phantoma was better.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love the aesthetic but the game is a pure walking sim and I'm not the fan of direction they took the aesthetic in for chunks of the game

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer The Complex

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What fricking pool has guardrails? Is this in a physical therapy clinic?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers OOT.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What were you guys expecting? Wall-running? Crafting? Gunplay? Collecting Slenderman letters? Like honestly, what?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you make a walking sim you need to either:
      1) Have unique enough environments to make the walking stand out on its own
      2) Have some sort of actual gameplay or progression to keep the user engaged
      These zoomer walking sims have none of this, its just walking through the same 3 areas you've seen in every other zoomer walking sim.
      They feel like games made to appease the eceleb/tiktok algorithm, not something made out of any real passion.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ngl the chlorine vibes are bussin
    the graphics are bussin
    lowkey chill liminal vibes

    but in the end it's a walking simulator you can watch on youtube, my verdict

    Mid.

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