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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk, what do hispanic teenagers play

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valorant I think. Which is fitting cause it’s also dogshit that should die

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        CStards need to understand that Valorant is simply a better designed game.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Beaner instantly exposes himself
          Is it really this easy?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Free fire

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      King of Fighters

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kingdom Hearts

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon
    >reviewers hate it
    >fart sniffers hate it
    >normies love it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fifa, COD

      >80% of the games has 80+ on metacritic
      >"""reviewers hate it"""
      moron.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        80 is a low number for reviewers considering they throw 10/10's around like confetti

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fart sniffers love Fast and Furious, moronic zoomer.

      idk, what do hispanic teenagers play

      Call of Duty,Free Fire, League of Legends, Minecraft and Fortnite.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        so brapgays love fast and furious?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>fart sniffers hate it
      tell me whats wrong with sniffing farts?
      they smell good, unless you are a fat frick.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hello saucy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Farts stinks like a motherfricker!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hello saucy

          nonono I mean it, haven't you sniffed a fart so good that you want more?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah, at least pokemon is still about pokemon
      FF is just some shit action movie now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah probably this.
      >Gets worse with each iteration
      >Everyone hates it
      >Never gets good reviews anymore
      >Nobody publicly says they play it, not even to friends
      >Still sells a Gorjillion copies

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Zelda then.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon
      Assasin's creed
      Ea madden
      Ea fifa
      Ea nba
      Cod
      Far cry

      Pokemon, FIFA (rip), Madden NFL, and The Ubisoft Game. I say game because they only have one game but sell it under different titles like Assassins Creed and Far Cry

      >Pokemon
      Pokemon is the MCU of video games.

      >Wasn't the first of their kind, even though normalgays pretend that they are
      >high appeal to (autistic) children due to its bright colors, easily recognizable characters
      >new entries constantly come out
      >were both considered cultural phemonenas at one point
      >both have overstayed their welcome
      >most entires aren't actually good, but they're fine enough to do what they're meant to do: act as a distraction and sell merchandise.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game that stops completely being what it used to be and becomes a generic long running crap with flanderized characters
    God of War, maybe?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying what it used to be wasn't white trash shit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Game that stops completely being what it used to be and becomes a generic long running crap with flanderized characters
        God of War, maybe?

        5,6,7 is a pretty good run for the series in terms of quality.

        And honestly I think 8 and X are fine at least entertaining, but damn F9 is the worst in the series easily. Even laughing about the car in space bit can't make up for how dull the movie is.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          5 is when it stopped being a car movie and it became a "blockbuster with ridiculous stunts" movie

    • 10 months ago
      sage

      I could also concede Assassin's creed.
      Not in this context, but I'd definitely say it's CoD or fortnite.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did we go from this

    to this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tf is that real

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did we go from this

      to this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexuals keep watching them and giving them more money the more action trash and away from cars it gets

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHHA WHAT????

      this series used to be Need for speed : the movie
      What the FRICK has happened

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        they should make a need for speed movie 2

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        An asian took the reins. Tyresse's character was assasinated like Shadow the hedgehog post SA2.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny how many people are confused that the series isn't about racing. It basically hasn't been since 2. It's like someone seeing Friday the 13th Part 10 and being shocked Mrs Vorhees isn't in it.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          tokyo drift was also about racing

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Han died in that movie
            >character was so popular that he stuck around for the rest

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              5 and 6 then he "died" again because Tokyo Drift happens right before 7 then they revive him again in 9

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This may look stupid, but it doesn't nearly surprise me as much as learning that John Cena is supposed to be Vin Diesel's brother.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Step bro? They dont even genetically look similar i can buy the hot brazillian girl from first movie

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Step bro?
          I first thought so as well, but no they're supposed to be blood-related.
          Apparently they thought that Vin Diesel's ethnicity is ambiguous enough that pretty much anyone could've worked.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's his ethnicity anyway?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I always thought he was some sort of Hispanic, but not even he himself knows.
              >His mother, Delora Sherleen Vincent (née Sinclair), is an astrologer.[6] He was raised by his white mother and adoptive African-American father, Irving H. Vincent, an acting instructor and theater manager.[5][7][8] Diesel has stated that he is "of ambiguous ethnicity."[9] His mother has English, German, and Scottish roots.[10] He has never met his biological father, and has said that "all I know from my mother is that I have connections to many different cultures";[11] Diesel believes that his parents' relationship would have been illegal in parts of the United States due to anti-miscegenation laws.[12]

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >never met his dad
                So he's black then.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                But black guys are less likely to leave their kids, statistically.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                His deep voice match Black folk so yes

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                He looks mediterranean

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are just fully committing to what made the series popular, pure unadulterated exploitation schlock
      extremely based and daring in this day and age tbh
      i have not seen f&f past the first three i think but i might have to watch all of them now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Family

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never seen a Fast movie. That is just brutal.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This movie only had 2 street races. It was never about street racing, they were more like heist movies. But i get what you mean how in each movie they stakes just keep getting higher with each heist.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they were more like heist movies
        There's only 2 heist scenes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SHIEEET WE IN DA SPACE
      >CRAYZEEE BRUH

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hiding the fact that its a Part 1 movie from the marketing
    Motherfrickers

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you serious? Fricking gays.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Part 1 of 3, even. They just announced it would be probably be a trilogy in a random red carpet interview a few days ago.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 parts for the "finale"
      >The simple fact is that Vin and other actors who star in the series aren't going to let go because this is all they have
      It's going to keep going, even if they take a few years off.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they "shenmue 3"d the only people who still care
      LMAO homie this is 10 movies in just end it and go make Riddick

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Riddick
        Flopped

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair they at least admitted it was part 1 a while back in interviews, the big twist is that it might now be part ONE OF THREE

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fast Furious X-2
      Nice.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fast and furious XXX

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ubislop as a whole

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    call of duty, it went from being based on historical events to ww2 to futuristic military fiction

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's still military though F&F isn't even about racing anymore

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it's still about family.

        >>mfw need for speed got a movie and flopped
        Wait it did? Where the frick was I?

        Not in theatres obviously

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >last 6 COD
      >WW2
      >BLOPS 4
      >1990s
      >60s
      >WW2
      >2000s

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        that doesn't count.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final fantasy

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA, literally most of the series is based on Fast movies.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon
    Assasin's creed
    Ea madden
    Ea fifa
    Ea nba
    Cod
    Far cry

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Part of me wants to say Far Cry, cause theyre kind of nonsense action games but usually a lot of fun. But they also have fairly interesting, if not pulpy stories and interesting characters, and have a good sense of self awareness. F&F doesn't to the same degree.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that good or bad?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just ok for most movies but with a 340 million budget it's not great.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >340 million budget
        the new fast&furious had that much budget?! I don't believe it; it's a sentence for a failure.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The last two movies failed domestically but made billions overseas in China and India

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Filming during COVID + behind scenes drama added ~100m. Next movies will have a more reasonable budget and since this has better wom than the last two universal will get their money back.

          Really bad domestic, really good global.

          Americans don't care about family.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >behind scenes drama added
            Can I get some elaboration?

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll save you some time and tell you it's 1000% not as interesting as it sounds

              The TL:DR is vin deisel and the rock are frenemies in real life and in the movies, but since they're also both producers they have huge lists of weird demands for how their characters are portrayed on screen, and they've both made threats to leave the series over script disputes several hundred times for issues ranging from "my character would never say this" to fricking tanktop colors and what types of cars the rock should and shouldn't drive

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Power struggle between vin and universal over how to end the series, vin wanted a trilogy but universal was worried that would kill the interest in the franchise.
                In the end vin won so he demanded script changes and reshoot scenes and it seems to be working so now he has them by the balls.

                Based Vin.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Power struggle between vin and universal over how to end the series, vin wanted a trilogy but universal was worried that would kill the interest in the franchise.
              In the end vin won so he demanded script changes and reshoot scenes and it seems to be working so now he has them by the balls.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really bad domestic, really good global.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that Toho has coproduced the films since the fourth one.
        Clearly, Japan is one of the biggest markets for these films.

        Fast & Furious and Jurassic World are consistently Toho's biggest co-produced franchises.
        As for their domestic Japanese productions, the Makoto Shinkai films are their biggest hits, even compared to Godzilla.
        Your Name. is their biggest success in general while Suzume did huge numbers in Asia, even if it wasn't quite as big as Your Name. or even Weathering With You in Japan.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          proof?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most of Universal and Paramount's recent films since 2009 are coproduced by Toho.
            By now, Universal and Paramount are just two flavours of "Toho of America", which is weird that the MonsterVerse went to WB instead of either Universal or Paramount.
            Universal and Paramount are basically puppet studios of Toho at this point.

            But it's sad that we get tons of Fast & Furious films while we rarely get any classical Showa-style tokusatsu or kaiju films from Japanese Toho nowadays.
            We also rarely get arthouse epics from Toho nowadays like what Akira Kurosawa once made.
            At least we have Makoto Shinkai.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A JRPG where the plot escalates to an absurd degree.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1, 2, and Tokyo Drift are good movies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I like the first three movies the best two. Actually features car culture shit. Fast Five was fine but everything after felt like it was trying to replicate it but does it worse.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I miss when the movies had references to real car culture like dying in an accident, none of this fake poser shit.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >car culture

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has to be God of War
    Was cool for the first few titles, but they decided to keep milking it with the main character being an old bald man over 40. Someone who is old enough to get hurt by sudden movements to his arms and legs if he doesn't stretch each time he needs to do an action scene.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also it was about a gang of young illegal speed adrenaline lover drivers now they re FAMILY

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    making shitty threads without a single brain cell spent

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >for most of my childhood thought the fast & furios movies where based on the need for speed games
    >mfw need for speed got a movie and flopped
    >now grand turismo is getting a movie that will flop
    why dont they just make a fricking driver game or something holy shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>mfw need for speed got a movie and flopped
      Wait it did? Where the frick was I?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It had the guy from breaking bad in it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The one who never went anywhere after the show?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Living under a rock apparently. It clearly sucked and memory holed even, at least for Aaron Paul.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't 67m domestic kind of bad and indicates the series is really just popular in Asia and shit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That has always been the case. Their highest grossing film globally was Fast 7 with 1.5b and domestic was 353m. This is a series that wasn't made for us but overseas markets.

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    Anonymous

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  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    JRPGs
    >Start the franchise as clandestine racing circuit stuff
    >Fast and Furious 12
    Objective: Kill God

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need For Speed, duh. Genre changes to adapt to the modern audience.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That time they literally drove a fricking car into space

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima games. Complete moronation loved by gays in for the "wild ride"

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to see the trailers for Fast 6 and 7 and thinking "man these gotta end at some point right? They're probably not even making any money anymore"
    And then I see that they're literally one of the most profitable movie franchises in the fricking world.
    Legit question, HOW????? This shit literally prints money out of nowhere.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Third worldies have no taste and see explosions as exotic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can confirm this is true, go to any central european country and they think Facebook is the entire internet

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this like how westerners think Twitter is the internet when it has like barely more users than reddit?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this like how westerners think Twitter is the internet when it has like barely more users than reddit?

          That's how normies think.

          >Thing becomes popular
          >"why don't you have one or don't care about it? everyone else does"
          For shit mindsets like these I don't see being called antisocial a bad thing; don't want to do anything with people like that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Plenty of people who don't use twitter think the same. Tons of people here think the internet is controlled by twitter and it;s the biggest site around. In reality it can barely make ends meet and has like 1/10th the userbase of facebook. At least in facebooks case like 33% of the planet uses it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Legit question, HOW?????
      Some fricked up boost after its lead actor dying and hollywood is that bad, enough for a bottom barrel ip like f&f to get sanitized by a chink into a lame run-of-the-mill action flick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      For the last decade and a half China has been fricking obsessed with big special effects-filled explosion movies, actual plot be damned, which is why shit like Transformers or the Fast and Furious flicks have lasted so long, to say nothing of Warcraft not even breaking even without China's theatrical run.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Warcraft didn't break even even with their help. Also most of the movies, barring warcraft, would still gross well over half a billion even without the chinks. They're just popular movies, quality be damned.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average worldwide movie ticket buyer is like 90 IQ, you cannot underestimate their tastes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Average worldwide movie ticket buyer is like 90 IQ, you cannot underestimate their tastes.

        My IQ is 135 and I just saw an inflamed bomb being used as a pinball in the middle of Rome.

        I have no regrets it was $20

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love how everyone on the internet has genius level intellect.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I only enjoy high cinema such as the films of Wes Anderson

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't sound bad at all; those movies have a distinctive personality at least.

          I don't understand the feeling of superiority people have over those that watch these movies. WHY? You play video games and watch capeshit. You are the lowest of the low.

          Stop projecting.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      not woke

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally “””international markets”””

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every non-Marvel action franchise profits off third-world countries.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely recommend going back and watching the first Fast and Furious.

    Not just for how much the story went from "guys committing heists with cars" into superhero shit but how good the action and choreography is and how much care they put into the cars.
    The new stuff, for how over the top it is, is boring. They'll have giant shootouts but nobody acts like anybody's in any real danger, henchmen with guns don't even act like they're trying to hit them.

    Anyway, more to the point.

    Resident Evil.

    The first game was cops investigating murders in a nearby forest and being forced to take refuge in an abandoned mansion filled with monsters. Then the 2nd and 3rd game up the ante, showing a city under threat of a mass zombie outbreak, with giant monsters pursuing our heroes and ending with the city being nuked to hell at the end.

    It's honestly kind of fluctuated.
    >Code Veronica starts with Claire shooting up an Umbrella office, being chased by a gunship, and then taken to a private paramilitary island and then Antarctica
    >RE0 kinda goes back to RE1's scale as an immediate prequel
    >RE4 is a little more reserved, cuts off all the fat of the overarching plot, and focuses on CIA Agent Leon S Kennedy investigating a cult in rural Spain to save the president's daughter
    >RE5 immediately goes back to insanity, the classic RE1 cast now heads up a quasi-PMC, Wesker is threatening to genocide the world with his bioweapons
    >RE6 keeps the insanity even up, starting with the on-screen death of the fricking POTUS by Leon's hands, and ending with zombie-bombing RE universe Shanghai

    Time will tell where RE goes for now, but going off the lingering plot points of RE Village it's likely unless they take good lessons from RE4Remake, we're going straight back to the insanity part of the spectrum.
    Games aside, they're going into "frick it who cares" Fast-style territory with Jill being brought into the post-RE5 world in the latest Leon anime, magically having slowed aging.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Village was fun, gay.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Madden NFL games

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    so who's more insufferable the rock or vin?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vin is at least cringekino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vin at least is genuinely a nerd deep down, and cares enough about his OC (Riddik) that he put up his house as collateral to get it made.

      The Rock is 100% pure ego.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vin is honest and lowkey a geek goof, the Rock is just a guy with lots of personality that became a diva and crashed WB's hopes for riding the capeshit wave from Marvel.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vin Diesel barely does anything besides his own franchises(F/F, Riddick, and XXX briefly) besides playing Groot. Yeah he has Seagal-tier shit like the Rock, like not being allowed to lose fights written into his contracts but at least it's contained to his own nonsense rather than him trying to insert himself into something like John Wick or James Bond or something.

      The Rock actively tried to hijack the DCEU to reorganize an entire superhero franchise universe around his character, even attempting to go around the heads of the studios with his own muscle and doing shit like the Henry Cavill Superman cameo, as well as derailing Captain Marvel in general by refusing to show up to be the villain in Shazam 1(where the comic book the movie is based off of has Black Adam as Billy's first major antagonist), because of the aforementioned "The Rock is not allowed to lose fights," then started shit on social media, and I wouldn't be surprised if he's the one bruteforcing the live action Moana film to happen when the movie is barely 7 years old.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and I wouldn't be surprised if he's the one bruteforcing the live action Moana film to happen when the movie is barely 7 years old.
        Hollywood is so creatively dead they're rehashing their newer movies now?! Damn lmao

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Moana is just jumping the line over other stuff because the Rock is trying to find a new place to live after DC kicked him out. That and him coming back to the Fast & Furious franchise too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They even got the girl who voiced Moana filming a hostage video saying she wont be playing live action Moana and someone more Pacific Islander should have the role

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whose idea was it to have the fricking Justice League answer to Waller? I am so fricking sick of that b***h, and now BA is telling me that Superman, the prime good, takes orders from her?
        And can we fricking stop with the Globohomosexual "rich butthole that has terrible Globalist opinions fricks up everything, but actually is 100% in the right" trope? Ironman, DCEU Batman and now Hawkman. They all fricked up everything, and only the Snyder Cut dares blame Batman for what shit fricking decisions he made.
        And who fricking casts The Architect as a superhero and then decides to cover his face with some lame fricking golden helmet for 95% of his screen time?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Superman
          >prime good
          You mean the murderer? DCEU JL is barely a step above the suicide squad in morality so it fits

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do people actually believe this? I get people not liking MoS because it was just so fricking bleak and the killing Zod was the cherry on top. But come the frick on Clark literally bawling his eyes out he had to murder an absolute piece of shit that was nothing but horrible to him is different from "we just murdered a camp full of innocent men and the biggest ramification we had is feeling a bit awkward when we realized they were all allies"
            Not to mention Clark was suplexing drones on American soil because he just didn't want the military in his business, and this particular group were for the most part pretty nice to him. Waller is both evil and incompetent in the DCEU, there is no reason for Superman or frankly the JSA to humor a phone call with that b***h.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Had to
              lol.

              Also the real point here is characterization means nothing for super hero stuff because you can just retcon it, say it was an alien, say it was Satan etc. So none of it matters anyway. Superman killed someone today? NOPE! That was, uh...aliens from Venus. yeah! Frick comic shit. It can all be summed up in this image.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diesel literally did nothing wrong.
      How can you think Diesel was in any way wrong when The Rock got so butthurt about certain scenes in F&F that he refused to appear "notably" shorter than Diesel's character in the series.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In terms of escalation, Payday. At least from the crazy things I've heard, I haven't gotten into the series.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy
    In both cases the seventh one is the best one

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call of duty and Ass Creed, normies-tier shit that makes tons of money and comes out every year or two.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nearly a 20/80 dom-int split
    Holy shit

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fast and the Furious movies aren't meant for Americans. I think after like the 3rd one or something they stopped filming them in the United States and switched to third world countries because they wanted the foreign market and foreigners like seeing their country in movies

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, as much as foreign homosexuals pretend to hate the USA they simultaneously can't stop jamming the worst parts of our cultural wiener into their esophaguses.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly 0 thirdies hate the USA unless they have an IQ above 120

        Most are just buthurt by the fact that they don’t live in America and that there are rules and laws that limit their ability to just move there immediately.

        Even the average Chinese who will spout party lines about how evil America is because of some battle in 1950’s Korea or something will still slurp up Americans garbage and fantasize about selling grandma’s organs to move to California.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my opinion smart, other opinions stupid
          ok reddit

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ubisoft

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably call of duty.
    New one every year, all style no substance, big ass explosions, guilty pleasure, make a billion dollars everytime

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    After a certain point they become super hero movie slop. First couple were good though.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fast and Furious is kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jakod trying to look badass driving an 86?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        DADDY'S GOTTA GO TO WORK

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Have it writ upon thy meagre grave... Felled by Morgott, last of all kings!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The most dissorder personality schizo troony boss namechanger i saw in vidyagames as hos/her father

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is this supposed to be? They turn on a magnet to catch the car in the truck?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, its straight the magnet gun of red faction latest game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The moment they started running over people with that Tank, that's when I said to myself "No more Fast & Furious for me".

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A guy in my theater said BULLSHIT and everybody laughed. And clapped.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did he put shadows rising from strangers of paradise in his airpods as he left the room?

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Need for speed

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >act 1 of the movie is a rocket league cross over

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's:

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the feeling of superiority people have over those that watch these movies. WHY? You play video games and watch capeshit. You are the lowest of the low.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker
      >playing video games

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asscreed

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN'S RIDDICK 4 VIN? WE NEED MORE VIDEO GAMES

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's dead, let it go.
      The first one was a fluke, then Vin got big dick and thought he could have his own Space Conan, then when that bombed he was like "okay I'm putting it back the way it was!" and tried to recreate Pitch Black again but that bombed too. There's nowhere else to go.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're still making fast and furious movies? lmao

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't fast & furious just naruto but hollywood

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call of Duty is unironically the best equivalent.

    1&2 were actually pretty good
    4 was probably the best in the series (Tokyo Drift)
    And then the rest were just dogshit cashgrabs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tokyo is 3.

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killing off John Cena
    They got to be kidding no? China wont like this
    They want him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasnt executed with ice cream in a car as the meme?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rip Bing Chilling

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont need your stupid car movies i'm going to be a big boy super hero and everyone is going to love me i'm going to be bigger than superman.

    AHHHH DIESEL-SAMA FORGIVE ME LET ME BACK IN. DISNEY WE NEED TO MAKE MOANA AGAIN I GOT NOTHING LEFT

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he really fricked up at acting? LMAO

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the last 3 or so movies he was in were bombs, not counting the whole dceu fiasco behind cameras, so he is probably considered box office poison now

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, pal! Always a home for you right here.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        La roca y vicente house

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Wheelman

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon, FIFA (rip), Madden NFL, and The Ubisoft Game. I say game because they only have one game but sell it under different titles like Assassins Creed and Far Cry

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure what game series is US made, sells mediocre domestically, but does exceptionally in China.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who watches this crap and why did you need 10 movies of it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same people who kept the Resident Evil series of movies going. The Chinese.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also, the Japanese thanks to Toho coproducing the films.
        Then again, Fast & Furious basically turned into a live action anime parody of Hollywood blockbusters.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who don’t enjoy gayBlack person woke oscar films i guess

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic = Fast
    Doctor Eggman = Furious

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ubislop

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically FNAF, in how it started off as a simple horror game about possessed malfunctioning possessed animatronics and then turned into an unironic sci-fi urban fantasy saga involving convoluted necromancy methods involving children's souls and 300 IQ schemes between multiple characters and entities

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people still go watch these movies?
    Then again people still buy the newest yearly sports games

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recently I watched 8 of F&F movies, it was pretty fun sometimes. It's also clearly self aware. Come on.
    Also 8th movie was meh.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a franchise where the 7th instalment is the best in the series
    Easily Final Fantasy not pun intended

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here who is trading in game companys or movie studios or have genrell knowledge about stocks/ shares ?

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    resident goyslop

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saints Row, obviously?

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        is it true they shot it like this becuase these two couldn't stand each other and didn't want to do any real face to face scenes?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          probably more because vin is a manlet

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are standing side by side the whole time

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are they shy?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Austin Powers vs Minime

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically all nintendo asset flips.
    >b-but fast and furious has over 10 movies
    And there're 50 mario games, 29 zelda games and frickin 122 pokemon games. But Ganker will still suck nintendo's wiener.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >122 pokemon games.
      No fricking way. How many pinbal pokemon games or something of that nature have been made?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B-but Nintendo!
      10+ mil sold on TotK btw.

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a video game series that starts off pretty simple, but gets wackier and crazier with each entry trying to top itself, but the characters treat the situation in complete earnesty.

    Resident Evil prior to 7.

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MONICAAAAAAAAAA

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