What's the appeal?

What's the appeal?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snake

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does he have to do with her?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sex

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snussy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate you and myself for laughing at that

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    funny

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snek

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I love her because... She is nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most fail to reach that high bar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's surprisingly simple really

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how can you love a good soul?
      how indeed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        those are some big shoes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see
      But as reddit as it is to say, I do view her more as a daughter/friend i gotta protect than someone i wanna fug down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Femcels please take note, it's really that easy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Making a woman who isn't a strong and sarcastic piece of shit is too hard for western devs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        made for hugs and kisses and handholding and cuddling

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my queen

      >no appeal
      For you.

      its easy, there 3 types of people that share this kink:
      >closet furry: fricker that WANTS to be a furry, he likes monstergirls or kemonos because he wants to be an anthro too
      >total degenerate: this fricker doesnt truly care about being a furry or not, he just get hard watching a female being with an anatomy different to human's. (maybe he has more fetishes)
      >monster girls enjoyer: this frick is proudly human, however, by experience or for being too much inside forums, he came to the conclusion that humans are disingenous so he is searching for a perfect mate that, just like an animal, is honest, tender, loyal and lovely.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot the Captain Kirk

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>>star trek "aliens"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not about the Star Trek aliens, it's about the concept of wanting to spread human dick and human spirit to other species

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take "Monster Girl Enjoyer but is also genuinely into kemonos and anthros because they're cute/hot."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be at least marginally cute
      >be at least mildly amusing
      >be very nice

      It's crazy how achievable it is for women to be 10/10s and how few of them actually are.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snakes can coil around you and give you a proper cuddle.
    They also love body heat

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no appeal
    disgusting

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no appeal
      For you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >singular they
        I hate this shitty newspeak so goddamn much. Good pic tho

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you fricking daft? probably an uneducated american. would you prefer it to read "he/she"? frickwit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More likely to be a reactionary ESL.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              are you fricking daft? probably an uneducated american. would you prefer it to read "he/she"? frickwit

              It doesn't matter if your woke teachers shoved this "muh gender-neutral language" shit into your heads at school and you bought it, zoomers. This is not how you write english and has never been, you're completely unable to prove otherwise
              >would you prefer it to read "he/she"? frickwit
              No because not even knowing if the person who was right in front of you minutes ago is male or female is totally moronic, that dialogue doesn't even make sense to begin with.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I cant tell if you guys are pretending to be moronic or if this is just how Ganker is now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Never assuming anyone here is 'pretending' to be moronic, anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                >Hey have you seen Mike? Yeah, they're just over there.
                >I was looking for Susan, do you know where they are?
                >I've gott'a go to Ben's place later, they're really not making this easy

                TOTALLY NORMAL AND CROMULENT LANGUAGE FELLOW ENGLISH SPEAKER. THERE'S NOTHING CLUNKY OR WEIRD ABOUT SINGULAR THEY AT ALL!

                "Noman was hardy in all þat countrey to sette aȝens hem, for drede þat þey hadde of hem."
                Three Kings of Cologne circa 1400 ("þey" translates to "they")

                "Euery one visered himselfe, so that they were vnknowen."
                Hall's Vnion: Henry VIII, 1548

                "If any one of them so elected members die, the part which they serve for, have liberty to chuse and present another."
                Mercurius Pragmaticus, 1653

                "Leaving every Body to their liberty of believing what they pleas'd."
                Ductor historicus, 1698

                "Servants, let me here observe, are called ‘helps’. If you call a servant by that name they leave you without notice."
                Sketches of America, 1818

                "Nobody fancies for a moment that they are reading about any thing beyond the pale of ordinary propriety."
                National Review, 1858

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomer history revisionism by """historical""" ~~*institutions*~~
                We see right through your tricks, academia is nothing but political brainwash.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Three Kings
                https://archive.org/details/threekingscolog00horsgoog/page/n41/mode/2up?view=theater&q=one+visered
                Page 43.

                >Hall's Vnion
                https://archive.org/details/hallschronicleco00hall/page/614/mode/2up
                Page 615.

                >Ductor historicus
                https://archive.org/details/bim_early-english-books-1641-1700_ductor-historicus-or-a_hearne-thomas_1698/page/130/mode/2up
                Page 130.

                >Sketches of America
                https://archive.org/details/sketchesofameric00fear/page/80/mode/2up
                Page 80.

                >National Review
                https://archive.org/details/sim_national-review-1855_1858-10_7_14/page/476/mode/2up
                Page 476.

                These are scans of the original documents. How could institutions go back and change scans of the original text?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You obliterated the schitzos so hard that they have to ignore your post to continue living in their delusions. Good job.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, I unironically appreciate it. I always try to nuke my opponents so much that they have to either ignore me or admit defeat.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"Euery one visered himselfe, so that they were vnknowen."

                I'd argue that this is in support of the generic he instead of singular they because:
                >euery one visered himselfe
                all the individuals in the group covered up
                >so that they were vnknowen.
                so that the group was unknown

                But this is just my autism. I understand that both generic he and singular they are flawed, which this line proves.

                My personal problem with singular they in modern English is that it sounds really clunky in some contexts but I agree that singular they is historical and not a modern homosexual invention. I personally prefer generic he in most contexts because it sounds better, but I try not to argue with people about the validity of either since they both appear in history.

                Ganker - Grammar

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More likely to be a reactionary ESL.

            >Hey have you seen Mike? Yeah, they're just over there.
            >I was looking for Susan, do you know where they are?
            >I've gott'a go to Ben's place later, they're really not making this easy

            TOTALLY NORMAL AND CROMULENT LANGUAGE FELLOW ENGLISH SPEAKER. THERE'S NOTHING CLUNKY OR WEIRD ABOUT SINGULAR THEY AT ALL!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              all of those sound perfectly normal where are you from?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, and? Amercans talk however we like and our language, Amercan, is whatever we decide it is. Maybe learn basic sentence structure, context clues, and talk to real people.
              Guess what - Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. homosexual.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Zoomies get teached this shit at school in the woke era when they're just little kids, it's no use arguing with them. Although i will never not be baffled by how shit like zhe, xer and the like are all things that get their full deserved ridicule online while singular they is somehow defended despite being the exact same species of gender neutral garbage.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >get teached

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ESL moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >teached
                hey nice bait

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you are arguing with underages who don't know any other way. they also think math is subjective. there's no saving them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Math is provably subjective on the axioms you choose.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ESLs getting filtered by they/them is hilarious.

              You are legit fricking moronic

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Zoomies get teached this shit at school in the woke era when they're just little kids, it's no use arguing with them. Although i will never not be baffled by how shit like zhe, xer and the like are all things that get their full deserved ridicule online while singular they is somehow defended despite being the exact same species of gender neutral garbage.

              Holy ESL
              >get teached
              Jesus fricking Christ

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It starts getting woke when people want you to use "themself," which is infuriating for me to hear for how wrong it sounds

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The amount of greasy, pathetic, homosexual worshipping Americans replying to this is hilarious.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whats wrong jeet did your cards get redeemed by margaret again?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's okay little them/it, your identity is so heckin valid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sharty posting
                underage and a jeet what a terrible combo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Aw little miss she/xim is upset

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *brrrrrrrrrrrrap*

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >sharty out of NOWHERE
                mindbroken.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lol underage soiteen

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >SHARTSHARTYSHARTYSHARTY
                rent free.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Like the trannies in your head

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >SHARTSHARTYSHARTY
                cant you see?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i never mentioned trannies once yet you bring them up.... projection much?

                We get it, you like sucking girl wiener and the denial is so aggressive you're lashing out here anonymously because in your home countries you'd be lynched
                Poor ESL morons

                You think OP could have predicted the thread being derailed like this?

                Definitely not, this was insanely contrived

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i never mentioned trannies once yet you bring them up.... projection much?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's implied by virtue of being a shartoid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i-i its- (assuming shit like a schizo)
                done.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i-i its-
                obvious which is why im just gonna keep laughing at you for being underage LMAO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can barely greentext
                Kill all ESL Black folk

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              people responding to this are fricking dumb. singular they is a troon psyop and isn't proper grammar at all. frick off with that bullshit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The image doesn't even say
                >they
                It says
                >their
                And the fact that you ESL shitskin larpers aren't shitposting about the awful fricking fetish material instead proves you're all Black folk with a troony fetish

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Singular they has been in use longer than the USA has existed as a country.
                You use it to describe a single person when you do not know their gender.

                The damage 2016 /misc/ has done to this websites American population is crippling.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Euro

                !!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It is used when:
              >you don't the person's gender
              >you are referring to multiple people
              >you are passive distancing yourself from someone in your response (ex. 'after I was told to stay quiet, I saw them go down to the pond with a heavy bag')

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >would you prefer it to read "he
            yes, obviously, dumbass

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >zoomer history revisionism by """historical""" ~~*institutions*~~
              We see right through your tricks, academia is nothing but political brainwash.

              Gb2 discord flaseflagging troony scum, Elden Ring succeeded, you all failed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                stop saving and posting samples moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Suck a dick, Black person

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                honestly, what if the original is too big

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It may surprise you to learn that singular 'they's predate SJWs by centuries.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And it had fallen out of use for a long time.
            It didn't exist when i learned english.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >everything before I was in school is outdated
              >everything after I was in school is fake

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It sure did, you just never noticed it because it wasn't being abused for political ends.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The way people use it now definitely feels forced as frick to say the least. Using it when the gender is known or obvious was 100% never a thing before and it always sounds extremely jarring. Anyone older than 25 can tell that things have changed and something is off.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Being well over 25, I can tell you for sure you're incorrect. You didn't notice it then because it wasn't overused - they would occasionally be used, but not frequently. You're noticing it now because it's not only overused, but being pushed. No better way to get people noticing every single time it's used.
                Don't believe me? Here's a fun experiment to try: Next time you're talking to your parents about a friend or acquaintance of yours who they don't know (and who's gender they don't know) - try and only refer to them as they or other plurals, while trying to make your sentences sound normal, and see how long it takes them to notice. I nearly got through the entire conversation with my parents before they noticed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >because it's not only overused, but being pushed. No better way to get people noticing every single time it's used.
                Yes, and it's being pushed by the same people who want you to call trannies women, just so you know.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ESL
              Fricking figures.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          It doesn't matter if your woke teachers shoved this "muh gender-neutral language" shit into your heads at school and you bought it, zoomers. This is not how you write english and has never been, you're completely unable to prove otherwise
          >would you prefer it to read "he/she"? frickwit
          No because not even knowing if the person who was right in front of you minutes ago is male or female is totally moronic, that dialogue doesn't even make sense to begin with.

          [...]
          >Hey have you seen Mike? Yeah, they're just over there.
          >I was looking for Susan, do you know where they are?
          >I've gott'a go to Ben's place later, they're really not making this easy

          TOTALLY NORMAL AND CROMULENT LANGUAGE FELLOW ENGLISH SPEAKER. THERE'S NOTHING CLUNKY OR WEIRD ABOUT SINGULAR THEY AT ALL!

          >nu-SJWs are illiterate
          Who could've seen that coming.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, boner, NO!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oughh lewdlemage big ladies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god I wish that were me

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cloaca.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just think she's nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tired looking girls really just make my pp diamonds man frick

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    after that XCOM thread yesterday
    I understand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know the usual snake coom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the club

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cute
    >Activates my TF fetish

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is nice to you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how is the in game snake form somehow cuter than her human form...

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are two good girls in elden ring rya is 1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Millicent, Irina, Latenna, Roderika, and Nepheli are all nice. Hyetta is, too, but she gets royally screwed over. There are a lot of nice girls in ER

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Millicent
        Is just using you. You know that they murdered your real maiden and sent her as a replacement to puppet you, right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Millicent isnt involved with Selivus at all lol.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She's still sent to manipulate you, anon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nope. Nothing you said is true.
              Very strange posts anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you mean Melina?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Assuming you mean Melina, there's no concrete evidence that she or anyone in her corner assassinated your state-mandated gf. It just as easily could have been someone working for Godrick, Morgott, or for Mohg in the hopes you'd join his gay pedo ring. Though it is a little sketchy how you find Melina's dagger right near an outfit that talks about assassination.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"Oh gee tarnished, it sure is a shame that your maiden was skilled, but i'm here to help you with that! Isn't that convenient?"

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >skilled
              well that's what i get for phoneposting.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wish those relationships were in the canon endings. Only Ranni got a good ending, Melina hopefully gets developed in the upcoming dlc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I hope the oy NPC who always dies or leaves gets expanded on
          Uhhh

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's an innocent girl who wanted to be loved by her family. she's also very naive and clumsy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there's also something to her reaction to you seeing her snake form, she's used to being hated and avoided but we accept her for what she is, and she appreciates it. a lot of romance stories start with that exact premise.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not yours though because no reasonable or sane person is going to accept a nazi chud in this day and age

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh shaddup ya frickin troon

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a cute dork and was nice to me when everyone else was mean and trying to manipulate me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like to headcanon that she's so nice that even Patches could never betray her or do anything bad to her like he does everyone else.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was nice and had no ulteriorcmotives

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the vore

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    schizophrenia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      anyone who says snakes cant be cute or pretty is a dirty liar

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Snakes are some of the most Ganker animals alive

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trufax.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That image is nightmare fuel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my queen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      silly little snek

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Launch month Elden Ring fanart

      I feel at home... Like we never left eldenbros

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        those were good times

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I recognise that artstyle. Did he do more ER stuff?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I've seen thy far
      AAAAAAAAAAA have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't girls feel bad if you like their "ugly" cursed appearance more than their true self? It's not like their deformed appearance is a natural part of them is literally a curse.
      Makes me think of Midna. She was turned into a "hideous" midget but everyone loves her like that more.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but anon the snek form is her true self

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beauty and sadness

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice art, i wish it was more defined

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cant marry someone with gamer posture, sorry Rya

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a martial arts master

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marital arts master?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Number 2 practiced the snake style she was known as the snake spirit she had the speed and the strength of a snake.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no appeal. Troons think they act like that so want you to like the way that thing acts.
    Theres 0 redeeming qualities with the manor people, intentionally.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no aspergers snake/human gf
    Lads, I do think it's getting around that time.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only non evil woman in the entire game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shes as evil or worse as the rest.
      Troons like to self insert into her because of her bad posture and moral compass being skewed into nothingness.

      Shes no nepheli that's for sure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ranni killed her when she left the safety of the manor. Zero tolerance for potential home-wreckers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More T.rannigay fanfiction?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who wouldn't feel threatened by Rya's superiority?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only non evil woman

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only non evil woman in the entire game

        And Nephelli, and Melina
        I don't think Nephelli nor Melina did anything wrong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Millicent too. The one time she attacks you is completely missable and the result of rot induced delirium. Beyond that one incident she’s probably one of the sweetest people in the entire goddamn continent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Manipulating the remains of the dead to fight more efficiently seems morally questionable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not manipulation, it's empathy. Basically pokemon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She baits you into killing the prawn guy. Did you forget she works for a clan of what is basically darkwraiths?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally when does she bait you to kill the prawn guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she doesnt, she asks you to get her necklace back and he didn't mention that rya doesn't give a shit if you killed him or not

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The girl who works for the murder clan doesn't want you to murder some guy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Conjectures aren't proof, she only wants her collar back

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If she wanted you to kill him should have asked you or commissioned you to. There's no murderous intent in "he took my necklace. :("

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's debatable if she let the prawn guy steal it from her or if she genuinely lost it. To me it seems like she wants you to confront him about it to see if you would kill a Tarnished over it if he said no. She's the scout, so she's looking for people who would kill others so they can join Volcano Manor. You could shift the blame on Tanith if you want for making this her job, but I think the implication is pretty clear.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But she invites you anyway even if you have no blood on your hands.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              she didn’t bother to check and just automatically assumed you killed prawn man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm fairly certain she'd be able to tell.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And she invites you anyway if you do have blood on your hands. In her dialogue she praises you for being "merciless to your own kind". The story is revealed based on the choice you make, but gameplay wise they reward you for either route you take getting the necklace.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        false.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only really evil NPC women are Hyetta, who is a corpse possessed by an outer god, and maybe Tanith or Fia depending on your perspective

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Malenia is the most evil woman in any From game. Not the most evil person even in elden ring specifically though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Malenia is a boss, not an NPC character

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't buy that Hyetta is a demon who bodysnatches Irina. Irina's corpse is still there even after Hyetta shows up, and if that was a mistake then you'd think they would have fixed it by now. And Hyetta's genuinely tormented by the knowledge that she's eating human eyes (she literally pukes her guts out AFTER YOU LEAVE THE AREA), and by the knowledge she gets from the three fingers. And when you kill her, she just talks about finding the distant light and helping to save other people.
        Maybe they planned for her to be a body-snatching demon like Shabriri earlier and development, changed it, but had to make due with what they had with the original plan.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Medusa Gorgon but FromSoft
    Glad to see Miyazaki is reading more manga lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      feet~

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soul eater sucks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this b***h
      She got off lucky being mauled by crona, deserved a far more painful and long death

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s nothing like Medusa at all.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wife

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >arms
    >"snake"
    Not how it works you delusional furgay adjacent morons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They self insert because of the ugliness and moronation. It makes sense when you realize that. It's how troons want to be seen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go a single post without mentioning men in dresses or don't bother saying anything to me ever again.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Men in dresses keep making shit threads though. It will keep happening. Dont get upset in how people react to you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's nice but it doesn't mean you need to make okay threads shit by mentioning drag queens every chance you get as if they command your hands every time you post, at this point the only thing that keeps happening is you making threads shit by reinforcing transsexuals' presence here 24/7.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        took you remaking the same posts three times in the same thread to finally get a (you), good job champ!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her superiority threatens you

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever cuddled with a person? Shit gets hot, fast, right? Now imagine the same thing but with a cold-blooded reptile who will not emit their own body heat. Perfection.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    her mother fricked a snake LMAO
    is that why she can swap forms or is that just a spell? She sounds like she's a bit different than the accordion snakes that worship Rykard. Where did those come from anyway? I think it mentions something about being unbirthed by rykard into his troops or something, in a non-sexually manner. Unlike Rya, that mutt.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snek... hot...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      akatsuki orochimaru wears a pinky ring

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lookin kewl snekman

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >supposed to be a scalie thread
    >gets co-opted by /misc/trannies trying to make the tgread about trannies and politics
    Yep...it's Ganker time.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rya thread
    >being shitposted by a mentally ill moron with a troony fetish
    Gay

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is the outcome to her quest so depressing? either you kill her or give her a memory-deletion potion? i swear the NPCs in this game are happier if you don't interact with them at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can just do neither and kill Rykard and she goes off on her own

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't get the true ending
      oh no no no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Let's just be friends
        Even more depressing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          at least she didn't ghost (you)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ranni wrote that letter and hid Rya's body where you'll never find it.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men only want one thing and it's fricking disgusting.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anons what snakes/lizards should I get as a pet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      geckos are chill, had two leopard geckos when I was a kid
      tortoises are cool too
      snakes would be nice if feeding them wasn't such a pain in the ass

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do not FRICK the snake.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hemiclitores

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1mvpF5GyP8pl

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people are calling the anon who hates singular they moronic even though he’s right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here’s some lines from Shakespeare written hundreds of years ago

      There's not a man I meet but doth salute me
      As if I were their well-acquainted friend

      >SIRS HOW IS HE BE USING THE THEY? SIRS? HOW COULD THIS BEING?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Generic he is older than Shakespeare, anon.
        And not to appeal to tradition, I personally think a generic he works a lot better than a singular they as generic he in terms of irregular verbs.

        Consider this:
        >How old is Bob?
        >He is 28.
        >How old is Bob?
        >They is/are 28.

        If you use singular they are you supposed to use is or are in this scenario? “Is” is grammatically incorrect because they is typically plural and “are” is grammatically incorrect because Bob is one person. Generic he avoids these issues entirely.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In your example you could just drop the guesswork and respond with 28.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe so subject and predicate withstanding, but the issue still stands.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There is no issue anyone who was born in an english speaking country and isn't autistic doesn't care about singular they

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon it is "correct" in ebonics though. They is is common Black folkpeak

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            WITE PEPOL DON SEA ZEN DEYS FOOD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SHAKESPEARE IS WOKE

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Try to b***h slap her in NG+
    >Has a golden barrier
    >But I can slap the shit out of boc all I want.
    Why does From protect their female npcs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The scout/daughter of a powerful figure who clearly cares for her.
      >some fricking monkey boy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Some fricking Monkey boy
        I'm not feeling so well Boc Brothers..

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to replay ER and try to 10% all NPC quests. What build/weapons are fun for a 2nd run? My first run I mostly went sorceries and was fully blind and I know I missed a lot including this snake girl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pokey halberd with whatever stupid shit ash takes your fancy
      spinning strikes amuses me to no end and incidentally shreds unbelievable ass on scythes

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a dragon's dogma 2 thread died for this
    a helldivers 2 thread died for this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >good
      >unforturnate

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the big takeaway was the grammar and not that it was fricking vore

    you Black folk are the funny kind of autistic.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snex

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rya and roderika are too pure for elden ring's world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot STAND Roderika's voice actress. Everything she says falls completely flat. I have no idea what the frick were they thinking with that direction.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plop status?

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You think OP could have predicted the thread being derailed like this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i went to sleep thinking the thread will die soon and i woke up seeing the thread was 120 posts deep only to find out it's still alive for the wrong reason

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /ss/ - snek sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love all sneks, male or female.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the troony falseflaggers gone?

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to SMOOCH the snake.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a nice girl

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being her champion and protecting her pure heart

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        comfy pic

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Creature thread

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is here maybe a game dev?

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eh?

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No gag reflex

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her snek form looks kinda ugly, otherwise would.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's cute but dumpy, it'd ruin the concept of her being "cursed" if she was a snake sex goddess

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought her snek form was her true form? Because she was born from some wild snake orgy her mom had.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah but she's still cursed to live out her life as a snakeperson and has to hide her true self under a disguise.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cursed usually implies its like a medusa situation where she was born a human and turned into a snake lady. Her needing to hide her true form is mostly just for recruitment, around the castle she's fine with just hanging her scales out.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              IIRC she still has to hide around other recusants and the Tarnished's the only one who has actively seen her as Zorayas instead of Rya, outside of Tanith. Her entire existence is cursed due to her birth and if anyone knew what she truly was, she'd be treated as a pariah, even amongst the recusants who're pariahs themselves.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please don't open this...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frenzied Flame ending it is then

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Think we will meet her again in the expansion? I don't want to wait for a sequel to get a follow up to her story even though she will probably just die or turn into a monster because Miyazaki loves nihilistic sad endings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think we will ever see her again.

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just about the only good thing about the volcano manor questline
    >go kill these guys
    >our lord wants to see you
    >he immediately tries to kill you
    >oh uh well... he'll come back eventually... maybe he wasn't ready to carry out his plan for now...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But look at it this way: you get a LOT of cool shit from said questline.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Felt like the game was really stingy with cool armor in general and then suddenly starts dumping set after set on you from Mt. Gelmir onwards.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It works with the while factor where the world is in such a squalid and pathetic state that you only get that good shit when you're in the presence/service of genuine god-like beings but man does it leave you with fricking nothing for 80% of the game in terms of variety.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys how do I mod the game to make the snakeman ashes have the Rya model?

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    prostitutespawn

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The internet gets worse in proportion to how many ESLs are using it at any given time. I call this: Brown's Law.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which scientist has the last name Brown

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just thought it sounded funny.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snek!

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's nice and she's always happy to see you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the comfy cuddles

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rya is a cute!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the twigs to represent tongues
      that rocks

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is here a person who have industry experience like in IT or in a game studio?

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    snake sex!

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's one of the few characters I wish got a happy ending

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Going on a journey is the happiest end you can get in Souls

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the DLC will give /ourgirl/ a good ending. count on it

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you jerked off to the snake, you did not beat the game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are right. i was beating something else

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zorayas truly is the best girl in Elden Ring. Really hope we see some more of her in the dlc.

    And hey, if you happen to like snake girls in general, consider checking this story link out: https://pastebin.com/qWU5HPKW
    I am definitely not the amazing author of these wonderful stories. I am but a humble fan of both Elden ring and snake girls.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her skin, get it? Snakes shed? Her skin is a-peel-ing? Get it?

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a fricking goofy goober and even though she's an unholy abomination spawned by foul magicks wielded by an evil demigod and his cultist waifu she's actually one of the few innocent and sweet characters in Elden Ring and the only correct way to play is to follow her storyline and then kill everyone else and then yourself for failing to protect her smile

    MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD
      Only real reason to ever take the Chaos ending is to be able to burn down Caelid and the Haligtree and everything to do with Malenia and Miquella. If we don't get to murder Miquella and dump their corpse in front of Malenia in the DLC I will riot

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally about to finish her quest
    >just the final dialoge and my waifu can survive.
    This motherfricker clips the wall with with its blades and fricking kill her, she was so depressed and i want to confort her and this frickers killed her in front my eyes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not preemptively killing the fricker out of knowledge that these games are bullshit
      >not taking the lift so he never sees you either
      foolishness

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not preemptively killing the fricker out of knowledge that these games are bullshit
      >not taking the lift so he never sees you either
      foolishness

      Yeah that sucks but I also make sure to kill him every time just because it isn't my first Fromslop shitfest, should have known

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