What's the best beginner Warhammer Vidya?

Been watching a lot of lore videos on Warhammer recently and I actually got interested in playing some of their games.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Total war for fantasy
    Dawn of War 1 for 40k

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are these mainly single player. I'm autistic and don't want to interact with anyone.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, total war is a single player RTS with multiplayer options if wanted.
        Fun way to get into the lore too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Both franchise have a lot of solo campaign hours and skirmishes where you can fight the AI. Also Spacemarine is a singleplayer gears of war clone if you want to play a shooter

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blood Bowl
    Vermintide
    uuuuuhh... i wish there was more
    chaosbane? i know nothing about it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are female Beastmen like?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dangerous.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      submissive and breedable
      https://twitter.com/CyanideStudio/status/1601252837039579137

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Clan of canonical rapists
        >Submissive in any regard.

        Anon....

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >doe
          >raping anyone

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's how they get you anon. But it's too late for you now. I'm sorry.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >beastmen doe kidnapping male humans for the breeding caves.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                why would you want that. beastwomen are ugly.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mechanicus.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't say I'm a fan of the aesthetic just yet but I love me some xcom. This can't be the only xcom like Warhammer has though right? Seems like it would be the closest match to the tabletop.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader has somewhat similar combat. But it's mainly a CRPG. Also, Mechanicus has disgustingly good OST, and sound design in general.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >This can't be the only xcom like Warhammer has though right?
        Daemonhunters exists, though I have no idea if it's worth playing.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    here's an actual female skaven

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >implying I wouldn’t

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      now that's grimdark!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Rescuing a skaven breeder before she becomes this.
      >Loving and bathing her and teaching her manners
      >Thwarting all her assassination attempts as we slowly fall in love with each other.
      >She finally gets me in the throat
      >But I'm not upset because of how beautiful shes become.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        here's an actual female skaven

        https://i.imgur.com/ACKoplZ.jpg

        Been watching a lot of lore videos on Warhammer recently and I actually got interested in playing some of their games.

        >the homebrew skaven clan that is literally just a bunch of escaped females

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I love assasin rat women. We need more of them in vidya.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          clan furgay

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          do females look the same as males and just pretend?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This a real thing?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >homebrew

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Don't really have a grasp on how Warhammer works.

              My bad

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        >the homebrew skaven clan that is literally just a bunch of escaped females

        rato woman es muy sexo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know where I'm looking

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's a giant fat rat with a bunch of nipples

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's why most skaven are gay.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sometime, you can look at an art style for the briefest of moments, and just know.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing even in this picture that's that out of place but it just gives off an aura unmatched.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My first one was Warhammer Mark of Chaos, nice Imperial campaign imo
    May as well play the Total Wars now though

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    seek no further

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/tg/
    start with maybe 2nd or 3rd edition.

    do not start with the games unless you have a major hardon for muh imperium and space marine homosexualry

    t. drukhari

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For fantasy,
    >Total warhammer 2
    >vermintide 2
    There are no good 40k games. Anyone telling you otherwise is a coping fanboy, 40k adaption of any kind have been shovelware tier garbage for so long that any relase that isn't a absolute 0/10 failure constitutes a "good" 40k game
    >muh dawn of War
    Mediocre RTS where they spent the entire games budget on really good voice acting for some reason
    >muh dawn of War 2
    Half baked Company of heros knockoff
    >muh mechanicus
    Shitty xcom EU clone with decent music
    >space marine
    Mediocre gears of war-type shooter, really weird lore inconsistencies.
    >battlefleet Gothic
    Great battles , but it's ruined by the moronic RTS/RPG timed hybrid campaign style , should of been like empire at war

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's Bretonnia

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dawn of War Dark Crusade

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my dear anon, all warhammer games are for morons

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Blood Bowl and Dawn of War 1 with expansions. Get the OG Blood Bowl Chaos Edition, 2 is more obtuse and gayer imo.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >fatshark makes new game
    >all you kill are ugly bloated nurgle abominations instead of frickable rats and beats
    UGH
    where's the SOUL (furbait)??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      where's the "play as the rat"?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He looks so fricking pissed at the rest of them like
        >this is why we can't have nice things in this general

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >one pair of breasts
    Ngmi

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Play vermintide 1 then 2 then buy all 3 warhammer total war games, and start up 3 and start a immortal empires campaign

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    shouldnt she have like six teet

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no Sienna career
    >no TW3 DLC
    Why content for fantasy stopped in it's tracks?
    GWWWWWWWW

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fatshart was focused on darktide dev
      tw3 needed fixing up and immortal empires is still in beta

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you need to stop being so entitled and #jointhepack

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Vermintide 2 is probably the easiest to jump into.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BOOBIES

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      athletic rogue rat ass

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's that green dripping between her legs? Concealed poison?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hello I hate skaven furhomosexuals beastman are surprisingly ok, since they're near to nonexistent and End Times. That said is Mordheim City of the Damned a good game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      6/10
      It's more than a bit repetitive.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT would you make an AoS game about?
    i can't make sense of the mortal realms

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't make an AoS game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Better question: Why would you make an AoS game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        so i can better understand what the frick its meant to be
        they live in different dimensions? planets? what the frick?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's just 9 of those with Light/Shadow ones causing night and day. You can see them from eachother and spaceship crosses rather easily, assuming you have one.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop wanting to frick rats.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stop wanting to stop me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The alternative is just as bad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *good

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *good

        damn bawds...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The alternative is just as bad.
        How? Lizardmen did nothing wrong. They're the most moral faction.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kinda funny how literal lizardbrains are actually better morally aligned than any human civ in warhammer.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, and I thought AI sucked at human hands.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        tends to be the weirdest part still working on negative prompts to get them right

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      :3

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are your guys thoughts on the femboy skaven cheerleader that's gonna be in Bloodbowl 3?

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