What's the most autistic you've ever gotten about Pokemon?

What's the most autistic you've ever gotten about Pokemon?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm always fully autistic about Pokémon.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once bred a Pokemon with a specific nature and egg move for a play through

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually bought sv

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    thinking pokemon are attractive

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going in here
    Comparing it to other mon franchises probably

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shiny hunting

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gen 3 had cool wallpapers that depicted environments like rivers, savannas, forest, etc , so I tried to put Pokémon into said environments.

    Girafarigs, Donphans and Dodrio went into the savanna box for example. I stopped doing this, but I think about how deticated I was to this. Made for a fun activity until I run out of space became there’s too many water pokemon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      All because FRLG had a pokedex by "area" and the first Mystery Dungeon had the same system

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my point of view if a Pokemon doesn't atleast have 500 BST it is an useless shitmon

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I'm team-building in-game.
    1. All of my pokemon, unless they're feminine-looking, should be male. I would purposefully skip over pokemon I want if I find out it's female and search again.
    2. I catch all my pokemon in the standard pokeball. Nothing beats the classic standard ball design for me, except for the premier ball that I reserve for white pokemon like Reshiram.
    3. No overlapping types on my team, ever.
    4. I want all of my pokemon to have varied primary color schemes I.e., Red pokemon, Blue pokemon, Green pokemon, Yellow pokemon, etc.
    5. I always use the starter, but no legendaries, however.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked a girl cosplaying as gardevoir just because she was cosplaying as gardevoir.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I fricked a girl
      OP isn't talking about dreams

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My living dex

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    in my teams i always have no overlapping types, once sorted my boxes in ORAS into color themes with backgrounds that took me 3 hours to do, if it's a game with customization i like making the trainer match with my lead pokemon. probably more but i cant think

  13. 10 months ago
    Marioipod13

    I ALWAYS use signature moves on my Pokemon unless they are blatantly bad (Barrage on Exeggutor, Egg Bomb on Chansey, etc)

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t really cared for Pokemon since I was a kid, but recently rediscovered it and have gotten obsessed with Gen 1-2 nostalgia and now I want to write and illustrate a Pokémon visual novel based on my personal tastes for the series and it’s story.
    Feels like a dumb autistic obsessive phase. I want to do it, but im already working on another VN. I don’t even really play Pokémon (haven’t since gen3) I just like the anime. Should I really invest so much time on an autist passion project for a dead series that has forgotten about me?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will there be frickin?

      if so, yes

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the fact everyone at school, even the teachers, knew me as the Pokemon Guru, shows just how much I loved Pokemon as a kid. Literally anyone would come up to me asking questions.

  16. 10 months ago
    Lycanroc

    Having like 6-7 stories in my head, multiple OC's & everything
    & telling a rando that "GF knows what they're doing with the new pokemon"
    fricking hell...

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any time i play mystery dungeon i specifically go out of my way to look up the quiz questions just to play as pikachu

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you post Mr. Enter?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing Sapphire
    >that old man who plays chase with his wingull
    >block the old man and wait until wingull makes a full circle then release him
    >now the wingull is chasing the old man
    I do this every time I play that shit including the remake

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Professor Birch energy

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tried to get a full collection of legit dream ball pokemon.

    breeding comp pokemon but not really using them. i caught the parent in a pretty ball in hgss just to trade them up and use them for breeding. i even checked the eggs and traded with the correct id to get a shiny.

    id even check other peoples eggs once but that took way too damn long.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bred multiple Pokemon for egg moves in Platinum after I beat the Elite 4, just to have them
    Also every time I wanted a pokemon to have a TM, I would breed it with something that knew that TM move, so I wouldn't waste the actual TM

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is more autistic than shiny hunting. Fight me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiny hunting in an emulated playthrough

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >variation of a pokemon is rare
      >you're forced to spend hours at your game trying to encounter it because of how uncommon it is
      not really autistic, they just don't have any other options

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty pissed that they didn't include Mawile in S/V, even though they included Sableye. They've either both been available or have been version exclusives in almost every game they've appeared in. The only exception was in Sun and Moon, but even then they added Mawile in USUM.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone else always keep their pokemon ordered in the order they were caught, and if you need to swap something up front., it has to be swapped back asap

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I tried to make a story with a real-world transposition of the Pokémon world (Japan) using elements from the first 4 generations. I found out that it's practically impossible even when you try to not use every details and even Pokémon

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    having a deep emotional connection to Inkpuni's art

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bred a 6, 0 IV, living dex in Sun, with first-slot ability, Hardy nature, female (if available), in basic Pokéballs. When I finished it sometime last year, did I move on to SwSh? Did I at least play Sun properly? Nope. Currently breeding the same thing again, but for hidden abilities.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda want to do a really thorough dissection of everything that sucks about Pokemon Special. I haven't done it yet but I know it'd be long as frick

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I read the text they put in the games.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soft resetting my starter until I got a female Chikorita/Snivy/Fennekin/Popplio/Spriggatito

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not using items in battle
    >playing on set instead of switch
    I dunno if these count but this is what I do

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting here

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does John even play pokemon?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No hes a playstation guy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No hes a playstation guy

        Ganker here, there is no way someone who played every Zelda game except skyward sword a PlayStation guy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could believe it. I played every Zelda game up to Twilight Princess, and only really enjoyed two of them (the first game and Adventure of Link).

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would restart my save files if i used too many rare candies on one of my mons and didn't feel like leveling up the rest or if i leveled up a pokemon too much and decided i didn't want to use it anymore by the end of the game

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recently Ive spent a not insignificant amount of my expendable income in getting as many of the gen 3 games and knick knacks as I can in order to ideally get 5 star trainer card files in emerald, HG and W2 along with a living dex up until at least gen 5 and potentially later if I can figure out how to get my hands on the post gen-5 mythicals semi legitimately.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I draw porn of my favourite mon and have many different characters all for that mon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, do we have the same autism?

      …which Pokemon is it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Linoone

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. Mine is the considerably less based Braixen.

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play the games much anymore but I watched YouTube videos. Whenever a natu or xatu show up in a video, I turn it off and never continue.
    One of the most insufferable wienersuckers I've ever met had a natu as his profile image, and just seeing them makes me angry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      winner

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blew up a shiny wingull because i hate the line that much.

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's autism and then there's that.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always make sure no pokemon on my teams share the same type

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm always autistic about Pokemon overall but I'm likely most autistic when it comes to my OC
    Anyone can make a self insert mary sue/gary stu character for their waifu or husbando and create a story of pure wish fulfillment
    But I make sure that the "canon" story is tonally consistent and easy on the shipping and focuses on keeping the story of the actual canon of the games intact but just with my character thrown in and complimenting existing facets
    Then I have my "romance" AU canon which includes stuff like the kissing/confession
    Then I have my "villain team" AU canon
    Then I have my "hentai" AU canon with a lot of sex involved throughout the events of the main canon
    I really just play around with it, most of it stays in my head, but I have fun

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing. Have to rewatch/look things up so that my OC headcanon remains lore accurate

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to unironically get upset with people who hacked in Pokemon instead of spending hours doing it "the right way" like me because "that was the point you earn having good Pokemon and raise them"

    Glad I got over that dumb bullshit but I still get weirdly particular about box organization and don't like gaps or Pokemon I use regularly in the middle of a box full of other things, and roleplay in my head to get lost and enjoy my games when I replay them now as an older adult

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Pokemon must be caught in the right ball. Example water types must be caught in a dive or net ball, ghost types must be caught in a dusk ball, normal types must be caught in a premier ball.
    2. feminine looking Pokemon must be female.
    3. I ignore the games story and make up my own as I go along.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sexually attracted to on-model Gardevoir. No other Pokemon, only Gardevoir. I want to eat her Gardussy. I want to feel her tiny thighs around my face.

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Green is male
    Blue is female

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Either when I made the posts counting down the days until Swooshie saying I wanted a eshop hack to happen to lower the price to $.99 for every day for over 1 hundred days or when I created the shill of the year tournament.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this that guy who's an anti-vax chud brony?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's the guy who complained that Turning Red wasn't accurate to the early 2000's because it didn't make any references to 9/11

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah geeze, I dunno. The roleplays I keep doing to this day? Started on ROBLOX back in 2011.

      he's the guy who complained that Turning Red wasn't accurate to the early 2000's because it didn't make any references to 9/11

      I mean yes, but it's irrelevant to this conversation so...

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when I had a breakdown because Hitmonchan wore clothes.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've memorized all 1010 pokemon in numerical order

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Joe

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turning Red 9/11 guy

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't this that guy who's an anti-vax chud brony?

        Go back to Ganker you homosexuals

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Took my Switch to Pokemon Center Tokyo DX while I was in Japan, specifically to take a picture of my Bro-mon of 17 years there.

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in my teens I’d keep playing the smash moans of Pikachu/Pichu while fapping to their porn.

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's the most autistic you've ever gotten about Pokemon?

    This

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I renamed and organized my boxes by pokedex number for my living dex.

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed that Skyla's battle sprite has an error where her skin is the wrong shade

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