>No story >Barren open world >No challenge >Invasive tutorial slides, instead of optional writings like in the other games >Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial >Input reading >Magic is overpowered >No mimics >Just summon ashes to win, bro! >Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly >Most weapon abilities trivialize the game >Like 75% of the game is optional >No solo invasions >No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point >4 endings are the same (kek) >Teleports (WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?????) >Intro is a powerpoint slideshow >"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever >Fast travel >Crafting is the most useless mechanic of all time >They changed Malenia's white VA to some black foid for woke points (OH NO NO) >All big bosses are garbage >Cuck shit >Feminist shit >Simp shit >Furry shit >chud shit >Gay shit >Pedophile shit >You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao) >Paid DLC >Final boss is a chud and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games >Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards) >Boss reuse >Asset reuse >Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
elden ring is incredibly overrated but it blows shitfield the fuck out of the water. i would rather fight reskinned knight boss #4233 and read the random shower thoughts that makes up elden ring's lore for the rest of time than ever play another minute of shitfield
I've jerked off while fantasizing about sucking off Miyazaki under his computer desk like at least 15 times, whereas I've never fantasized about Todd Howard even once. That should speak for itself. Arena through Morrowind were all pretty good though.
This is how I know you're a fake fan. A real fan would know Miyazaki only excepts footjobs.
>caring about story
Why don't you fags fuck off to movies or TV shows or books or animes since it seems to me those are the hobbies you were interested in before you discovered gaming. I hate RPGs so much it's unreal.
Porn movies are different than porn magazines therefore can be classified as such. Porn includes all sexual content, be it magazines, ASMR, movies, animation(hentai) etc.
>he's never heard of indecent motion pictures
you poor innocent soul
these days it's all just "porn". I remember porno mags, but nobody reads porno mags anymore, it's 99.99999% online. You call pornographic books "erotica". I found a vhs or a DVD my parents had when I was like 3 or 4, but nobody would call that a "porno movie" it'd be a "porno" or just "porn". Is this what that CV11 dude means when he says Carmac isn't human? "Porno movie" is just very awkward.
Story is overrated, setting and atmosphere and characters matter way more. RDR 2 has a retarded ass story, but people think it’s good because of all the other things.
How about you show me 1 screenshot where Starfield looks better than Elden Ring? Shouldn't be too hard since Starfield came out after Elden Ring right.
I've jerked off while fantasizing about sucking off Miyazaki under his computer desk like at least 15 times, whereas I've never fantasized about Todd Howard even once. That should speak for itself. Arena through Morrowind were all pretty good though.
Having a bad story because you can't just pretend it doesn't exist. At least with no story you can just make shit up to fit your thoughts even if LE DYING WORLD is overplayed by this point
Bad story is worse than no story, at least with no story you can make stuff up in your head
This. This is the sole reason that is making my PF and BG3 playthroughs excruciatingly painful.
>No story
>Barren open world
>No challenge
>Invasive tutorial slides, instead of optional writings like in the other games
>Dualwielding makes the game even more trivial
>Input reading
>Magic is overpowered
>No mimics
>Just summon ashes to win, bro!
>Bosses are easier to stagger now, meaning the game is even more casual friendly
>Most weapon abilities trivialize the game
>Like 75% of the game is optional
>No solo invasions
>No covenants, meaning that PvP has no point
>4 endings are the same (kek)
>Teleports (WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?????)
>Intro is a powerpoint slideshow
>"Altering costumes" system is the dumbest idea ever
>Fast travel
>Crafting is the most useless mechanic of all time
>They changed Malenia's white VA to some black foid for woke points (OH NO NO)
>All big bosses are garbage
>Cuck shit
>Feminist shit
>Simp shit
>Furry shit
>chud shit
>Gay shit
>Pedophile shit
>You have to simp for a woman in order to access some of the game's content (lmao)
>Paid DLC
>Final boss is a chud and a giant fish instead of kino old man battle like in literally all previous games
>Skyrim dungeons (that have no rewards)
>Boss reuse
>Asset reuse
>Worst camera ever
Is Elden Ring the worst game of all time?
elden ring is incredibly overrated but it blows shitfield the fuck out of the water. i would rather fight reskinned knight boss #4233 and read the random shower thoughts that makes up elden ring's lore for the rest of time than ever play another minute of shitfield
Mental illness
You didn't play the game.
You don't play games.
List a game better then elden ring.
Take your meds schizo.
>List a game better then elden ring.
Demon Souls.
True tho.....
This is how I know you're a fake fan. A real fan would know Miyazaki only excepts footjobs.
>caring about story
Why don't you fags fuck off to movies or TV shows or books or animes since it seems to me those are the hobbies you were interested in before you discovered gaming. I hate RPGs so much it's unreal.
>porn movie
I remember the name porno back in the day, but never heard "porn movie".
Porn movies are different than porn magazines therefore can be classified as such. Porn includes all sexual content, be it magazines, ASMR, movies, animation(hentai) etc.
these days it's all just "porn". I remember porno mags, but nobody reads porno mags anymore, it's 99.99999% online. You call pornographic books "erotica". I found a vhs or a DVD my parents had when I was like 3 or 4, but nobody would call that a "porno movie" it'd be a "porno" or just "porn". Is this what that CV11 dude means when he says Carmac isn't human? "Porno movie" is just very awkward.
he's just precise in his language.
>he's never heard of indecent motion pictures
you poor innocent soul
is overpowered
First Souls game?
all fromslop games are overrated trash
What worse? Shitposting or ironically shitposting?
>bad story
So Starfield has a shit story like Fallout 4, kek. I'll take no story any day over a shit one.
SF's story is billions of times worse than F4's.
Damn, the more I hear about this game the more I don't want to play it, kek.
Elden Ring completely mogs Starfield. Hell, it dethroned Skyrim as my go-to mega-RPG, even gives New Vegas a run for its money
Story is overrated, setting and atmosphere and characters matter way more. RDR 2 has a retarded ass story, but people think it’s good because of all the other things.
here's your story
they just can't help themselves can they
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How about you show me 1 screenshot where Starfield looks better than Elden Ring? Shouldn't be too hard since Starfield came out after Elden Ring right.
Elden Ring on a PS4 looks better than Shartfeld on a fuckin nuclear supercomputer
>2022 game looks better than 2002 game
Ok.
Bad story.
The latter. No one gives a fuck that Doom has no "deep engaging narrative". A shit story can actually worsen the game itself if it's fairly prominent.
>giving a fuck about the story
are you a redditor or something ?
anyone have the starfield meme with todd and gigachad?
Pic unrelated?
I've jerked off while fantasizing about sucking off Miyazaki under his computer desk like at least 15 times, whereas I've never fantasized about Todd Howard even once. That should speak for itself. Arena through Morrowind were all pretty good though.
Having a bad story, easy. No story is totally fine.
Having a bad story because you can't just pretend it doesn't exist. At least with no story you can just make shit up to fit your thoughts even if LE DYING WORLD is overplayed by this point
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