What's your excuse for not playing Overwatch right now, anon?

What's your excuse for not playing Overwatch right now, anon?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because wallpaper engine mogs overwatch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What is this game anyways?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        10x more popular than overshit

      • 1 week ago
        AmShaegar

        Chinks and trannies that love wasting resources and power on moving background
        https://www.pcgamer.com/new-report-asks-why-wallpaper-engine-is-such-a-hit-in-china-and-turns-out-its-porn/

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          People always say WPE is amazing for porn, but I use it and there's NSFW wallpapers, but it's not like some amazing porn website. I don't understand why people talk about it like an underground porn goldmine.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >like an underground porn goldmine
            I wouldn't call it a "goldmine," but Wallpaper Engine allows you to play mp4's as your background. People abused this by uploading full 1GB to 10GB porn videos as "wallpapers." You can download the "wallpaper," go into your workshop folder, and move the mp4 to wherever you want on your PC, then unsubscribe from the "wallpaper." It's like a direct download service for porn videos, with one extra step.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I would enjoy the game.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it too late for me to make overwatch porn.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      tf2 is free, just like overwatch porn

      never anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Where do I post it all?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it looks boring as hell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Indisputable best girl.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    jerking off

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how do you play a porn tag?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Post more widowmaker and i might

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    game looks to inferior to all the porn of it

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    They nerfed WM ass and they refuse to release sexy skins for her

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell if these threads are being posted as a bait, or as a last-ditch effort by butthurt Blizzdrones to try and con unsuspecting people into playing their games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A wise man once said: ironic shilling is still shilling.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imo these are simply soft core porn threads for coomers. No other reason for these threads to exist.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Overwatch 1 is literal dogshit after playing 2. It's so slow. Don't know why these retards thinks its a good idea to release OW2 in October.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Its a shitty game only gays and trannies play?

    • 1 week ago
      AmShaegar

      No that's FNV

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        good morning sir

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shotamaker nursing on limp shota pp

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather watch blender animations of it instead

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to BE Mercy!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just how much porn is there of this game

        it's one guy

        Sir can you post the uncensored version please

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why does every single overwatch thread have these exact same two posts

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's one guy

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just how much porn is there of this game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They wisely made a girl to fit everyone's preference
      >mean french bitch for fdomfags
      >wholesome blonde milf for mommyfags
      >big russian for musclefags
      >two asians for yellowfever sufferers (one also made for thiccfags)
      and so on

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they make Symmetra then?
        I never see any post porn of the pajeeta in these OW threads
        And I would bet money she is in the bottom 3 when it comes to the amount of porn made using her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish i were tracer

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My friends hate me because I’m an asshole and I hate playing overwatch alone.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    game sucks dick
    it was fun while it was the fotm and everyone was having a good time voice comming and fucking around mostly, now it's just a sad failed e-sports wannabe game
    hope OW2 brings back enough of the playerbase that artists start making r34 again, but i'm not gonna touch that pile of dogshit

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mei needs fatter tits. This is non-negotiable.
    They need to be gigantic and have some of the best breast physics seen in any game.
    They need to be so large that it actually effects her play style. Her default run speed needs to be slower, jumping causes damage to her and she has lowered jump height. Give her an option to sheathe her weapon and grab on to her fat tits to hold them in place while she runs a little faster.
    Also her coat needs to have obviously burst open at some point and her tits just hang out. Clothed obviously since that would just be obscene.
    Her voice lines also need to reflect this.
    >"Hey slow down guys, I'm not as fast as I used to be!"
    >"Oh... this is going to be a bumpy ride isn't it? I don't like bumpy rides..."
    >"Maybe if you were looking up at my gun instead you'd have noticed it was pointed at you."

    In return she should have more health, natural damage resistance, and knockback resistance. If she sprints in to people, they will be knocked about as well - particularly useful if they're frozen and next to an edge.
    Finally she should be reclassified as a Support and have the option to lactate in to disposable bottles which she can toss out as medkits to her team, or just drink it herself and heal.

    Only then might the game be fun and balanced.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      God, I want a lap-bruising titfuck from Mei

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No anon! Your knees wont be able to take it!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Never being able to walk again is worth the hours of relentless, sweaty, and extremely over-eager paizuri.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >breadblack
      pathetic

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    nggggh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My friends are waiting for OW2, untile they realize it's the game garbage game.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I plan to learn it when the F2P comes.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my friends just got bored of it, personally I feel like it gets alot more stale than stuff like TF2 or even paladins, where there is alot more variety in playstyles

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i hate blizzard so much it's unreal

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't you tired of seeing the same cropped porn over and over again?

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