What's your excuse for not playing Overwatch right now, anon?

What's your excuse for not playing Overwatch right now, anon?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    because wallpaper engine mogs overwatch

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this game anyways?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        10x more popular than overshit

      • 4 months ago
        AmShaegar

        Chinks and trannies that love wasting resources and power on moving background
        https://www.pcgamer.com/new-report-asks-why-wallpaper-engine-is-such-a-hit-in-china-and-turns-out-its-porn/

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          People always say WPE is amazing for porn, but I use it and there's NSFW wallpapers, but it's not like some amazing porn website. I don't understand why people talk about it like an underground porn goldmine.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >like an underground porn goldmine
            I wouldn't call it a "goldmine," but Wallpaper Engine allows you to play mp4's as your background. People abused this by uploading full 1GB to 10GB porn videos as "wallpapers." You can download the "wallpaper," go into your workshop folder, and move the mp4 to wherever you want on your PC, then unsubscribe from the "wallpaper." It's like a direct download service for porn videos, with one extra step.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I would enjoy the game.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it too late for me to make overwatch porn.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tf2 is free, just like overwatch porn

      never anon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do I post it all?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it looks boring as hell

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indisputable best girl.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    jerking off

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you play a porn tag?

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post more widowmaker and i might

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    game looks to inferior to all the porn of it

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They nerfed WM ass and they refuse to release sexy skins for her

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell if these threads are being posted as a bait, or as a last-ditch effort by butthurt Blizzdrones to try and con unsuspecting people into playing their games.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      A wise man once said: ironic shilling is still shilling.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imo these are simply soft core porn threads for coomers. No other reason for these threads to exist.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overwatch 1 is literal dogshit after playing 2. It's so slow. Don't know why these retards thinks its a good idea to release OW2 in October.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a shitty game only gays and trannies play?

    • 4 months ago
      AmShaegar

      No that's FNV

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        good morning sir

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    shotamaker nursing on limp shota pp

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather watch blender animations of it instead

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to BE Mercy!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just how much porn is there of this game

        it's one guy

        Sir can you post the uncensored version please

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does every single overwatch thread have these exact same two posts

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's one guy

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just how much porn is there of this game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They wisely made a girl to fit everyone's preference
      >mean french bitch for fdomfags
      >wholesome blonde milf for mommyfags
      >big russian for musclefags
      >two asians for yellowfever sufferers (one also made for thiccfags)
      and so on

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did they make Symmetra then?
        I never see any post porn of the pajeeta in these OW threads
        And I would bet money she is in the bottom 3 when it comes to the amount of porn made using her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish i were tracer

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friends hate me because I’m an asshole and I hate playing overwatch alone.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    game sucks dick
    it was fun while it was the fotm and everyone was having a good time voice comming and fucking around mostly, now it's just a sad failed e-sports wannabe game
    hope OW2 brings back enough of the playerbase that artists start making r34 again, but i'm not gonna touch that pile of dogshit

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mei needs fatter tits. This is non-negotiable.
    They need to be gigantic and have some of the best breast physics seen in any game.
    They need to be so large that it actually effects her play style. Her default run speed needs to be slower, jumping causes damage to her and she has lowered jump height. Give her an option to sheathe her weapon and grab on to her fat tits to hold them in place while she runs a little faster.
    Also her coat needs to have obviously burst open at some point and her tits just hang out. Clothed obviously since that would just be obscene.
    Her voice lines also need to reflect this.
    >"Hey slow down guys, I'm not as fast as I used to be!"
    >"Oh... this is going to be a bumpy ride isn't it? I don't like bumpy rides..."
    >"Maybe if you were looking up at my gun instead you'd have noticed it was pointed at you."

    In return she should have more health, natural damage resistance, and knockback resistance. If she sprints in to people, they will be knocked about as well - particularly useful if they're frozen and next to an edge.
    Finally she should be reclassified as a Support and have the option to lactate in to disposable bottles which she can toss out as medkits to her team, or just drink it herself and heal.

    Only then might the game be fun and balanced.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      God, I want a lap-bruising titfuck from Mei

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        No anon! Your knees wont be able to take it!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Never being able to walk again is worth the hours of relentless, sweaty, and extremely over-eager paizuri.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >breadblack
      pathetic

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    nggggh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My friends are waiting for OW2, untile they realize it's the game garbage game.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I plan to learn it when the F2P comes.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me and my friends just got bored of it, personally I feel like it gets alot more stale than stuff like TF2 or even paladins, where there is alot more variety in playstyles

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hate blizzard so much it's unreal

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't you tired of seeing the same cropped porn over and over again?

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