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No screen. No battery. Pro Controller instead of Joycons. $120.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole point of the Switch is portability. If you want to play Switch games sitting, that's what a PC is for.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They wouldn't be able to upcharge you on needless components, so never.

      Switch is a terrible portable system.
      t. Switch owner

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More like
        >t. manlet or woman
        I play switch in bed or on the shitter all the time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you are moronic
          the switch is literally made for little japanese kids with baby hands

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, so you use it like a Wii U.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More like
        >t. manlet or woman
        I play switch in bed or on the shitter all the time

        I play my Switch on the airplane or in bed/on the couch from time to time, and its fine. I wouldn't use it as a a dedicated handheld but before bed or while traveling its fine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        More like
        >t. manlet or woman
        I play switch in bed or on the shitter all the time

        [...]

        I play my Switch on the airplane or in bed/on the couch from time to time, and its fine. I wouldn't use it as a a dedicated handheld but before bed or while traveling its fine

        I use mine in both modes, but I found that I only really like to play more casual games in handheld. After I got the Pro controller, joycons and just the size of the screen didn't seem appropriate for some games.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I use mine 99% of the time docked with the Pro. Just feels better to play on a large screen but for the purpose of a trip or on a couch handheld mode is alright. Also use it as a YT machine while cleaning or cooking

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It really depends on the game. I have no problem playing Tetris in handheld mode, but Xenoblade now doesn't feel as good. Still like to play on the balcony sometimes, it's neat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not every game has perfect emulation yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only game that's worth it on Switch is Splatoon, and you can't emulate Splat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Switch is portability
      >needs a bag to carry
      >only lasts about 1-1/2

      Such portability. Might as well get a laptop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this
        i'm still waiting for 4DS to play new etriam odyssey

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not a nintendo guy but I’d buy that, Nintendo Vita TV

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never. It's a handheld that can connect to the TV and nothing else.

    More likely to see a cell tech and functionality added than a box made.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How well did the super gameboy do?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$120.
    I love when gays just illustrate their wishful thinking without any reasoning to back it up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No battery, no dock, no screen, cheaper cooling and design.
      That is easily $100-150 less.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt these things make up that much. I doubt even more that Nintendo would actually reduce the price that much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, the price of Nintendo products doesn't correlate with the price of the components they're made of.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just buy the cheapest used switch you can and use it permanently docked.

    what you really want is the ability to hotswap between multiple switches, not just docking/undocking a single unit. who knows, maybe that'll be a switch2 gimmick

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because no one wants it. I can't believe anyone is so autistic about not wanting the handheld aspect that they'd want a Switch TV. Get an aftermarket Switch that's missing Joy-Cons and a third party dock and shut the frick up.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$120
    Too cheap for modern greedy nintendo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That was a decade ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I want this so bad it hurts. This is always what I wanted from Nintendo. It also wouldn't hurt if the pro controller D-pads were fixed. They suck.

        This was a great model. Wish I had the funds to collect physical Wii games. There are a lot of cheap ones, but most of the ones you want are selling for an arm and a leg.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$120
    Doesn't the pro controller alone cost like $80?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, when I got it, it was $62 on Amazon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Theres night runs of the switch pro on german Amazon for 30€ From time to time. Only the Nintendo imprints missing everything else is identical.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >everything else is identical
          Prove it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >everything else is identical

            Theres night runs of the switch pro on german amazon for 30€ From time to time. Only the Nintendo imprints missing everything else is identical.

            Kek I just googled it. It looks physically the same but its a third party controller by Tykevo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have a pro and this thing at home and they feel exactly the same from materials to weight. You can see some prints on the battery from the back cause they are clear and its exactly the same chingchong letters.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >and its exactly the same

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >everything else is identical

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are these legit good, and do they have gyro?
          They do actually have a lot of good reviews, and I feel like I'm being played.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      $10 to make, $60 MSRP.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Switch mini the size of an original DS, maybe with a clamshell design
    I would genuinely consider buying it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a completely useless device for only the poorest of poorgays.
    I know this board is full of hikki neets who never leave the house that are scared and confused by the concept of handheld gaming, but things are better handheld, and the switch is better as a handheld first. It’s why it’s so successful, and why home consoles are stagnating as a result.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You will buy what are essentially mobile games on our extremely limited hardware and you will like it
    Nah, I play PC games.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A cheap windows 11 PC that size would be nice.
    like a $200 surface go.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they did a home console only Switch I'd rather they make something with more power not some PS TV looking thing.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would buy this. I hate using the switch as a portable and I'm paranoid about the longevity of the hardware, because of the battery and USB-C port.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is that? A battery bank?

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nintendo releases 7 billion different variations of the 3DS
    >doesn't release a basic switch with no gimmicks
    literally why

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shit could actually sell, since it doesn't use moronic mandatory proprietary memory like the Vita TV. Shame the switch library actually kinda sucks though.
    But I could see this being a pretty decent product for people that never owned a Wii U.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice fake.
    But PS Vita was a good idea, bad execution due to the stupid memory cards.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, it's fake? No way! What gave it away? I thought it was a completely legitimate leak!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was the 3rd pixel from the bottom right.
        It has the same hex values as my mom, and therefore it's been used by everyone. therefore fake.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Still waiting for this. Half considering getting a damaged used switch tablet and gutting it for this purpose.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >$120.
    lol
    lmao even
    The $150 Shield TV has the same processor, half the memory and 1/4 the storage.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >120$ for some old tegra soc

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The vita tv is such a kino console, so small.

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