When are we getting a good Warhammer 40k game?

When are we getting a good Warhammer 40k game?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there is not a single attractive female in the entire 40k universe

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They ruined Warhammer 40k when they added w*men to it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Things were better when Space Marines reproduced by ejaculating their gene seeds into one another.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I really can't recall any gay space marines tbh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Probably not. 40k is very low on romance and sex in general and the space marines are specifically designed to not have sexual desires and made unable to breed.
          Closest thing we have to romance right now is the talons (custodes, blank chicks, but not the third talon the writers forget exists) 'bonding' and that's not gay since those are both monogendered somehow, even though blank chicks can in fact breed and explicitly did, apparently just never having male children ever and I guess unironically raping human men for hundreds of years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Back in the old days, there were a lot more of them. Back in the "sex sells" days.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fact: There were no women in Warhammer 40,000 before 2009
        Independent fact checkers will confirm.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I actually just confirmed that you’re gay and I fucked your mom

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Fact Check: Mostly False

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like maybe three of them max.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are no tard wranglers in the World Eater

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >World Eater
          >singular
          The World Eaters have several tard wranglers, Kharn easily being the biggest one.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Be Lotara Sarrin
          >Be the tard wrangler of the World Eaters and the commanding officer of the World Eaters flagship Conqueror
          >Held the ship together and kept an orderly crew despite tards destroying and killing everything they see and heavy corruption
          >End up dying and getting fused with Conqueror's heavily corrupted machine spirit
          >Be happy
          >Can still tard wrangle daemon prince Angron

          Lotara was hired specifically because she was legitimately too retarded to work on any other ship, she's not a tard wrangler, she's just in good comp
          any

          Can some Lore guy tell me if this Lotara been around a long time, or is she an add-on from newer lore? I'm having a hard time believing a human could get the most basic respect from them too. This is some New GW shit isn't it.

          Fairly old character and plenty of space marines have respected regular humans.

          Nobody tell about Fabius Bile creating a woman stronger than a Space Marine

          That's not really a high bar. A space marine canonically got solo'd by an untrained man with a spear, the average Ogryn is as strong or stronger depending on writer, there's an Ogryn hyper genius (by human standards) high-level psyker working for some random rogue trader who's stronger than other Ogryn, there's a drug in necromunda that can make other Ogryn into worse versions of her with no downsides, the average sister of silence fights on par with custodes who are explitily > space marines, random regular humans who are simply popular enough for their models to sell will have feats > most marines, etc etc

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >sos fight with custodies
            They’re legit almost invisible with that blank aura in saturnine a high level sister wastes world eaters because they legit can see her and she shanks them with a mega power sword
            Kharn kills her in an off hand strike and doesn’t even remember seeing her spurt blood or kill her he just knows as his kill counter went up and he had more blood on his axe
            You do have eldar banshee who can put fight a space marine and Jan zal or Lylth waste space marines but one is a phoenix lord aka eldar primarch level and the best gladiator for the deldar legit only took one wound from a sm captain and that was such a rare occurrence she killed the deldar who kidnapped said sm because of it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Be Lotara Sarrin
        >Be the tard wrangler of the World Eaters and the commanding officer of the World Eaters flagship Conqueror
        >Held the ship together and kept an orderly crew despite tards destroying and killing everything they see and heavy corruption
        >End up dying and getting fused with Conqueror's heavily corrupted machine spirit
        >Be happy
        >Can still tard wrangle daemon prince Angron

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can some Lore guy tell me if this Lotara been around a long time, or is she an add-on from newer lore? I'm having a hard time believing a human could get the most basic respect from them too. This is some New GW shit isn't it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lotara has such high pussy energy that even angro feared her

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lotara's been around for a bit due to HH.
          Only recently appeared in proper 40k.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I mean, was she always around in lore or did someone retroactively add her?

            Lotara has such high pussy energy that even angro feared her

            Angro would have fucked that... angrily.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody tell about Fabius Bile creating a woman stronger than a Space Marine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      go outside

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So since rogue trader then?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are primarchs even fertile?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, they are the result of some weird genetic experiments mixed up with warp fuckery

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This comic isn't that funny as a whole, but the disappointed Emperor always kills me.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last I heard The Lion returned, has another one returned?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not yet, that's still relatively recent.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess Darktide is alright. It took them a year after release to actually finish the fucking game, but it's fun despite that.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dawn of War came out 20 years ago.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when you 40piggies stop buying every shitty piece of shovelware garbage with the word warhammer on it. now fuck off to /tg/.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOO YOU CANT DISCUSS VIDEOGAMES ON A VIDEOGAME BOAARRD

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because /tg/ is the 40piggie containment board and all of your shitty threads are just thinly veiled excuses to talk about the clickbait video essays you watch with your discord friends

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >schizo ramble

          *yawn*

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reddit meme

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Next month, maybe.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If i had a gf this is how i'd want her to tell me shes pregnant. Thats a very big if though

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    another episode of trannys melting that W40K doesnt have LGBT content

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lesbian guardsmen have been a thing since Caves of Ice.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Lesbian
    >Guardsmen
    >Lesbian
    >Men
    ???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      please understand, they are retarded

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what
    dose
    eldar
    pussy
    smell
    like

    what
    dose
    battle
    sister
    pussy
    smell
    like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I miss when guardsmen were all men and the only female in battle were Battle Sisters

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Space Marine was pretty good
    Boltgun is pretty good (still playing it)
    Darktide is fun with friends

    And personally Fire Warrior was fun even though its ridiculous

    What I want is a Mass Effect style rpg though where you are like a Rogue Trader or Inquisitor but Im guessing that would open up the setting to too much criticism and the fans wouldn't like that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We got rogue trader by owl at coming out next month and sm2 is coming out soon
      Why did dawn of war 3 suck man dow1 is one of the best modding rts where you can play with so many fun warhammer toys and down2 at high levels are so insane

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