When did you finally come to the realization Crowbcat is a contrarian normie in disguise with bad, average IQ at most, takes?

When did you finally come to the realization Crowbcat is a contrarian normie in disguise with bad, average IQ at most, takes?
For me it was picture related: this is the peculiar moment in which his overblown midwit strategy to rank games by how much casual gamers ignore them and nitpick cosmetic microdetails in favor of evident technical macrofeatures became so damn evident the "OLD GOOD NEW BAD" meme was born as a reaction to his milquetoast contrarianism-fueled opinions.

>"IV is gazillions times better than V (le evil normie game) because the helicopter water thingy and also you can't crouch and le ebin EUPHORIA ragdolls even though:"
>less pretentious, non-edgy, simple action movie story fitting for a game that is not to be taken seriously
>bigger, diverse map that isn't just concrete hell
>better controls
>better weapons
>better vehicle handling
>better radio stations and OST
>better npcs with improved AI (IV NPCs are quite literally moronic)
>planes, jets, submarines
>vanilla fun online with lots of content and 32+ players
>modding support and environment so big and popular the IV one is arguably non-existant (both compared to V and SA)
>modded online with 100+ player sessions (remember IV custom multiplayer being disregarded because SAMP mogged it THAT hard?)
I could go on forever and nitpick extremely technical, hard to notice featurings that only seasoned gamedevs who actually give two fricks about videogames would understand.

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IV has le soul t h o u g h

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grand Theft Auto IV
      A game so epic and awesome the entire GTA SA modding and multiplayer community skipped it entirely and waited 10 years for V to release before moving on

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gtasa modding community
        >caring what third worlders on windows xp do

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, GTA 3D multiplayer mods were played by white kids and men back in the day, it's perfectly normal for an old good game to be populated with current day third worlders with potato PCs who can't afford to play anything else (it's actually a testament to how timeless and good the game is, you know?)

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >caring what third worlders on windows xp do
          SAMP and MTA were initially supported by first world white nerds because GTA multiplayer was still a novelty back then. When GTA IV multiplayer released it was shit and the netcode was bad, so everyone returned to SAMP servers. Everything that you see in GTA V multiplayer was literally in heavily scripted SAMP servers wayyyy before the 2013 release.

          After 2010 most people moved on and third worlders are the only ones still playing it, but that's a natural progression for any 20+ year old pc game.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stop calling me "third worlder" you frick, i buy your american games so show respect to your costumer.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le epik modding community
        Cope seethe dilate etc etc

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sandbox game with poor modding support is le good
          moronic homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        inceI moment

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They made 4 incredibly difficult to mod.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pc port was shit

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a few videos before that one but yeah that was the more memorable one. To be honest though I always knew he was contrarian trend chaser because he had generic Ganker opinions not rooted in experience as most of them here aren't.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wouldnt it be fricked up if it turned you that you are the contrarian homosexual

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      We will all live long enough to see our opinions become contrarian thanks to the new levels of moronation each subsequent generation achieves.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting your panties in a bunch over someone insulting the most lucrative video game ever

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I realized it the first time one of you homosexuals on Ganker shilled his shitty videos.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    who?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree my fellow video game consumer. How dare he post unedited footage of games I like in comparison to games I don't like.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers have a hard time understanding that ames used to be made out of love for the medium rather than for profit
    Depressing, honestly.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >less features means the dev has poured his heart into it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dev team consists of around 40-50 guys who all share a central vision and idea
        VS.
        >dev team is a group of about 200 Indians who are only on the project because they are contracted to be
        Gee, I wonder who wil make the better product

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          False information

          >caring what third worlders on windows xp do
          SAMP and MTA were initially supported by first world white nerds because GTA multiplayer was still a novelty back then. When GTA IV multiplayer released it was shit and the netcode was bad, so everyone returned to SAMP servers. Everything that you see in GTA V multiplayer was literally in heavily scripted SAMP servers wayyyy before the 2013 release.

          After 2010 most people moved on and third worlders are the only ones still playing it, but that's a natural progression for any 20+ year old pc game.

          It was not the netcode you newbie, SAMP's was literal horseshit with that lag compensation and indestructible idle vehicles gay shit
          IV felt like a literal downgrade as a game, less vehicles, shitty map design, no content, no fun
          Also its pathetic, console porting tier optimization on PC which went unresolved until DXVK became a thing

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly what features did V have that were even worth a shit? IV wasn't great in a lot of regards either, but V was boring as frick, and had the worst writing of any of the main games.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's better because it has... LE FEATURES!!!

        I'll take a game that has less features but each one is polished and has purpose to it over a game that had shit thrown into it because "hell, why not people will enjoy it probably"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>>It's better because it has... LE FEATURES!!!
          Holy shit you are literally a brainrotten moron
          I can't believe nuGanker has reached the point where a game more having more content to offer is a point elegible for ironic greentexting
          Leave this place you absolute moron

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Define "content" because I think nu-Ganker doesn't know what it actually is.

            Yeah moron, not because the video is utter trash made by and for low IQ Black folk like you.

            >Mah music audio levels!!!

            Most people think the remake and the original are almost standalone experiences since they differ enough to be warranted as such and the og is a timeless masterpiece anyway, but when you third world monkeys resort to shit tier arguments like the one in crowBtards video because you're too poor to buy the game you will get laughed at

            Months later and capkuck STILL asshurt people don't want to give Crapcum money

            Imagine sucking off a multibillion company so hard... for free.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anything listed in OP
              >better vehicles, better map, bet-
              >"N-NO THAT DOES NOT COUNT! THE HELICOPTER DOES NOT PUSH WATER PROPERLY"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >better vehicles
                >worse damage dealt to vehicles
                ???
                >better map
                Objectively false

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what are planes, jets, submarines, armored vehicles with cool MGs on top of them
                >"the car models do non-trivial cosmetic things worse in my opinion THOUGH"
                Cool fake objective, subjective argument there
                >"gray hellish concrete landscape with nothing else is so damn epic I just love the hustle and bustle... etc."
                You are reddit.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >what are shit that are either limited in what you can use them in story or multiplayer shark card shit
                Shit.
                >Cool fake objective
                You failed.
                GTA IV's map sucks, it is the second worse map.
                The worse is Vs.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shark card argument when comparing content availability and technical prowess
                Dumb obsessed redditor homosexual.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no! you can't highlight the worse part of a game!
                Ok kid

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's how every rockstar campaign mission plays out
                Play some older GTAs anon...

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                For

                >Linear cinematic experience
                That's how every rockstar campaign mission plays out tho? moron. GTA 5 objectively has the best sandbox and most content in the series, there's a reason it's one of the most beloved open world games to this day and the most selling entertainment product in history and it's not because of mah online.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >disproves your argument with a single picture
                If you think bottom looks better you're mentally ill

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Decent attempt Timmy, come back when you can make a post without shitting yourself from anger

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >asshurt
              >cum
              >blowjob

              shut up homosexual lmao

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >more content to offer
            List it. I dare you.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are ecelebs that have amassed millions of followers from just taking Ganker-core opinions for the past ten years and passing them off as their own. Vaati literally pulled shit from /dsg/ for years. It's all about taking existing information from somewhere else and wrapping it up in a normie-friendly persona and riding the parasocial gravy train. This has been obvious for like 10+ years now since Youtube shifted from people doing funny backyard skits for laughs to going full dishonest monetizing of concepts.

    How could you have not realised this? Why are you still here arguing with schizos and bots with nothing to show for it? who cares about YOUR opinions of video games on a taiwanese basket weaving forum.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play gtav
    >take three steps to the left
    >MISSION FAILED
    gay

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IV and V were shit who cares

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. 4 was a brown depressing pile of shit. 5 looks like it's goon on the surface but when you actually play it it's just more of the same crap, with even worse physics than 4. GTA hasn't been good since SA

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >contrarian
    RDR2 was memed as the game of the century for the same exact reasons
    Maybe general population just likes "TOP TEN %game% FACTS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT #1488" videos that much

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are objectively wrong, I’m sorry. I paid $60 for GTA 5 and I couldn’t even play it on my PS4. I felt like I was giving myself carpal tunnel trying to make my guy run and the animations were so slow and clunky. Makes me realize why people hate RDR2 so much, it’s not realistic it’s just slowed down to the point of making the game a chore to play and makes everything feel sluggish. If Fortnite did that nobody would have the attention span to sit and play it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I paid $60 for GTA 5 and I couldn’t even play it on my PS4. I felt like I was giving myself carpal tunnel trying to make my guy run and the animations were so slow and clunky.

      It was worse in 4. Niko walked like he was drunk and could fall down stairs if you weren't careful.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        good to know you pirated the game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Makes me realize why people hate RDR2 so much

      No they don't Black person

      >mah fortnite

      kek

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Makes me realize why people hate RDR2 so much
        yes they do you contrarian moron

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fortnite as a bar to compare games released before 2014
      Go back

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you will never fit in moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nu/v/irgin 2020 tourist who namedrops Fortnite at random to make arguments calling anyone unfit to stay here
          Leave and don't come back

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically the re4 video, up until that point I had only seen the l4d one so no big deal tbbqh

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't even read your post. All I know is that GTA 4 >>> GTA 5

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Comment too long
    lel, you only proved his point

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    all that video did was convinced me to reinstall GTA5 and playing GTA5 convinced me to uninstall it and Install GTA SA on steam while following along with Real KeV3n's modding tutorial because there's no way I'm going to torture myself with the definitive edition and vanilla og on steam is still a terrible downgraded port.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had some bad takes like the CS VR video was straight-up bs. Pic related is based because GTA 5 is indeed shit.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch ecelebs.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not reading all that.
    Cry more.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gta 4 is better though

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. SA is the best GTA

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's right tho. GTA5 is on rails and simpler while 4 gave you more freedom somewhat and had better handling vehicles. I enjoyed 4, Ballad of Gay tony and the biker part of the game more than any bit of GTA5. The writing was better, the gameplay was better, everything was more enjoyable. The further you go from the year 2007 the shittier western games are, it's proven.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy it took the RE4 video for normies to turn against this homosexual and expose him for the low IQ lolcow he is

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its crazy how Capkucks are still asshurt about a video not calling their precious remake a masterpiece like all ecelebs and journos were told to

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah moron, not because the video is utter trash made by and for low IQ Black folk like you.

        >Mah music audio levels!!!

        Most people think the remake and the original are almost standalone experiences since they differ enough to be warranted as such and the og is a timeless masterpiece anyway, but when you third world monkeys resort to shit tier arguments like the one in crowBtards video because you're too poor to buy the game you will get laughed at

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are a moron

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grand Theft Auto V is the worst 3D GTA game though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a shallow linear cinematic experience that was butchered for the predatory online experience.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >shallow linear experience
          >a game where you can shoot and run over fake people
          Holy snoy reddit homosexualry

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Snoy reddit homosexualry
            Basically summed up GTAV.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Linear cinematic experience
          That's how every rockstar campaign mission plays out tho? moron. GTA 5 objectively has the best sandbox and most content in the series, there's a reason it's one of the most beloved open world games to this day and the most selling entertainment product in history and it's not because of mah online.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is embarrassing
    apply yourself next time

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it very brave that you can admit to your asperger's syndrome.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >copegays trying to claim game with shark cards and live service that lasted 15 fricking years is better than a game that received few patches and dlc 20 years ago

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody had a problem with Crowbcat until he exposed Cybertrannies and Re4demake fanboys for being mindless consumers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't he get ridiculed for the Switch video? He took like 5 use cases from Reddit and it was found to have a tiny failure rate

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody had a problem with crowbcat until he made videos about how much he likes VR, which was and still is a overpriced but cool gimmick

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We get it, you fell for the shilling campaign of the remake. Get the frick over it already.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being OP and falling for the most blatant marketing I've seen in a while. This game, like most remakes, is a soulless cashgrab,

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"You fell for corporate product B instead of A"
      ?

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes one positive vid about a new vr game
    >his fanbase calls him a shill and he takes it down
    I don't think he's a homosexual because he's an outrage channel, I think he's a homosexual because he's also a back peddler

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    his a Ganker user trough and trough. The new gacha troony crowd might not undertsand.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IV is better than V though
    have a nice day

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >modding support
    >GTA V
    There is zero official mod support. All mods are based on reverse engineering and figuring out what the native functions do. There are no official docs or an SDK. Nothing. They don't go after mods legally nor do they intentionally try to obfuscate the code. So it is more like tacit acknowledgment rather than support.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all mods are based on reverse engineering
      Right, which directly translates to "mod support" strongly correlating with community interest
      Which directly translates to the community not giving two single fricks about IV but loving SA and V
      It's so easy to understand

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not "mod support". It took like 7-8 years until someone figured out how to add audio occlusion and effects to custom maps, so it doesn't bleed trough walls. The engine had this capability all along. But it required work to reverse engineer since no docs or API are provided.

        https://github.com/nikez/gtav_audio_occlusion_documentation

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    IV is far better than V.

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be OP
    >pay hundreds of dollars to buy their shit DLC and fake money to have goofy shit on gta 5 online
    >make this post to cope for the fact that an older game is better and he got robbed

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >normie
    stopped reading your post here

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is fun about 4 unironically? Its so le realistic and le serious in same gray, boring, soulless NYC that I've barely made it through the story. Little to no side activities, no countryside to take a rest from same gray skyscrapers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has the most kino story and characters. And 2 good expansions. I've spent like 500 hours or some shit playing gta 5, i still think it's the better game overall but 4 is still pretty cool, especially when you mod it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It has the most kino story and character
        >pic unrelated

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't fun but it was kino like K&L2. It feels like TV show about New York after 911, a depressing shithole with shitty people. I guess some tracks from Koyaanisqatsi were added because they know what they're doing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The combat with ragdolls is fun

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Except Crowbcat was fricking right. Shit tons of technical downgrade for a sequel is inexcusable, especially for a sandbox. Also it wasn't just the fricking helicopter interacting with the water that got downgraded you disingenuous homosexual.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >more CoNtEnT slope
    >for the price of groundbreaking simulation details

    Never liked the series because of moronic mission design but always admit how it was always above the competitors from a technical standpoint. GTA5 was the first case when they step back.

    It might be ok for a late gen7 game but they sell it to this day with only cosmetic changes.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crowbcat
    >matthewmatosis
    >thegamingbrit
    >loltaku
    >viperwave
    >sseth
    all of these are "real oldgays" that just abandoned their chan roots too hard to the point they don't feel genuine anymore

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crowbgay is only seen as contrarian because "gamers" stopped having standards and started accepting shit they would criticize years ago
    The mere idea of a RE4 remake contradicts how hard everyone sucked off that particular game

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crow was ok when he made fun of the switch
    >he is not ok anymore when he makes fun of my favorite game and companyy
    Crapcom shills everyone

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do like 4 over 5.
    I also like 3 and Vice City over San Andreas.
    Plus I think 2D GTA is outdated garbage.
    I am not Crowbcat.
    Thoughts?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't exist.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do 🙁

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a frick about your e-celeb drama you fricking homosexual.
    When did YOU finally come to the realisation that you're a pathetic moron who lashes out at people for having different tastes/opinions from you?

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    gta 4 isn't great but its still better than 5 albeit

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's just pointing out that developers used to have attention to details, but not as much any more
    No need to get upset friend (he's right)

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer GTA IV over V because the multiplayer was an open sandbox hellhole where people had fun, instead of a sanitized skinner box where people pay real money for fake cars.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That he left out ways which GTA5 improved things doesn't matter. GTA5 is supposed to be better because it's a sequel that came out years later. That it regressed in multiple ways is the problem and this video is a display of those regressions.
    >gta5 has a submarine!
    That the police are worse in every way matters more to a lot of people.

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