When does this game stop making me do boring orphanage shit?

When does this game stop making me do boring orphanage shit?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you're looking for the cia shit, joji took it to the ruff

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    after like an hour or 2. the actual game isn't much better though you just gotta power through it

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the orphanage arc is the best part of the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's worrying. I'm only on chapter 4 and I'm already sick of running around for whatever the frick reason the little shits have. But maybe I'm just starting to get burnt out on Yakuza since I was trying to go through the whole series all at once.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >going through the whole series at once
        yeah, terrible idea since most of them are nearly the same game so it's easy to get bored. you have to space them out

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I might play some Sekino on my 'eck just to give myself a break

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            actually been playing sekiro all day myself while waiting for yakuza 8

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

      Frick that orphanage

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yakuza 3 was my first Yakuza game and I loved it because I had zero knowledge of the franchise at all so my understanding was that it was GTA but set in Japan (I don't know why I thought this). It starts with Kiryu catching a fish from the ocean by himself for dinner and continues with wholesome interactions in the orphanage and I loved it all. I was happy playing golf and fishing. To me it was weird when he puts his suit on and returns to the main city, though for everyone else that's what they were waiting for, lol.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im playing Y3R after K2, and I'm loving Okinawa so far, I'm dreading having to go to the airport. I'm shit at the fishing minigame though

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the funny part is that's the only good part of the entire fricking game, what an absolute piece of shit yakuza 3 was

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why was Kiryu looking up at the sky so iconic?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 was my first kuza game and i look back on it fondly. i havent played since that initial time on ps3 and have played the entire series since but i doubt its rose tinted glasses, i just like all the games for varying reasons

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate positive people like you

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im not positive at all, im the biggest curmudgeon ever. jaded, misanthropic, filled with contempt and loathing masked by an air of apathy. but i like all the yakuza games.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh ok nvm

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're literally me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's absolutely rose tinted glasses, 3 has the single worst plot (outside of the orphanage), plot twists, gameplay and, just to stress it again, fricking G A M E P L A Y of the entire series. There's a lot of rough parts in the Yakuza series but an entire fricking game outside of the prologue? Insane.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No that's 7.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >3 has the single worst plot (outside of the orphanage), plot twists,
          5 has the worst plot and plot twists thoughever

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morning Glory is kino. You are cringe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The setting is kino, doing errands for snot nosed brats isnt

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kiryu! Where the FRICK is my curry you yayoi bastard?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did like the girl who said she wouldn't date black guys though, that was kino

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When it jumps the shark in the last hour.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BEAUTIFUL EYES

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there multiple threads every day asking about Yakuza 3?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're all made by me

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get filtered, scum

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Yakuza 3, fun game. I love how fricking stupid the ending is too. Peak Yakuza

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3's ending gets kinda stupid, but it's a fun kind of stupid.
      Meanwhile 4 just gets turbomoronic and throws some underwhelming bossfights at you.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's Yakuza 4 like?
    Finished 3 a few months back but was absolutely a slog, is it worth pushing through 4 & 5 or watching recaps somewhere and moving on to 6 (and the four Like a Dragons)?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 is a lot better paced. Introduces new playable characters. Story is convoluted and has a bunch of moronic twists but that's par for the course of the franchise.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        4 is the height of yakuza kino and probably hr best game in the franchise. the quality jump is absurd.

        4 IMO is the best game in the series.
        5 feels like they tried to repeat the success of 4, its shit, while adding a metric frick ton of mini games. Which the minigame part is fun but thats it

        Thanks Anons, time to get brawling once more

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 is the height of yakuza kino and probably hr best game in the franchise. the quality jump is absurd.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 IMO is the best game in the series.
      5 feels like they tried to repeat the success of 4, its shit, while adding a metric frick ton of mini games. Which the minigame part is fun but thats it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4 is very, very good and then it just ends completely moronicly

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have to ask since I made it through the slog of minigames in 3.. How's the ps4 collection? Worth pickup? I went from 3, to 0 to Kiwami. :3

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy the orphanage, you'll be surprised to miss it by the time you get to 5 and 6

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