When does this get fun?

When does this get fun?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when u start playing metroid fusion

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Try using the primehack that people suggest

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Primehack
      Obsolete these days.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        whats the replacement for primehack?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Remaster

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He posted the gamecube version so he will probably play that first

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When you get better taste.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The moment you see the menu

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing the Remastered version and it's pretty fun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Remastered is literally unplayable without pro controller and the controls have aged aged extremely poorly

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well, to clarify I'm playing it on Ryujinx with my Xbone controller lol. It plays well, pretty much no lag and I've had 60 fps the whole time and I just got the spider ball

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Playing it on my switch lite in dual stick mode, wish I'd had that option back in 2003 because it's the best way to play.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >literally unplayable without pro controller
        Tell me you're an amerifat without telling me
        >the controls have aged aged extremely poorly
        Good thing they updated them, moron

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally Backtracking: the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I started keeping track of interesting things/hidden power ups I can't access using screenshots and the game immediately improved.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like all Metroid games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bloody hell, a Metroid game that plays like a metroidvania, what a deception

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he fell for it

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Playing the remaster I can't help but feel that this game is not art at all. The whole solo exploration thing is just... meh...

    Samus games really need to grow up.

    Running around alone on some unknown planet looking for upgrades just to explore some more and fighting bosses just ain't it. Who the heck is the target audience for that?

    I hope for 4 they drop this whole lonely exploring of an alien planet thing and finally give us the mature game Samus deserves with an expansive open world, fully fleshed out and diverse characters and cutscenes that tug at the heart strings and really make you think.

    That would be so dope.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else find the remaster piss easy?
    I was able to humiliate the Omega Pirate by knocking like 8/10s of its health off in its first recovery phase

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's how it was in the original game, too. Hell, you can take out Omega Pirate during his first healing phase if you're quick enough. They also kept his armor's weakness to the Power Bomb.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When you're younger, you get flustered by the adds and you waste both time and damage potential during the heal phases.

      When you just focus on burning him, you can literally kill him in a single healing phase if you're lucky, two if not.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't. A solid chunk of the game is padding.
    When you're not backtracking you're fighting damage sponge enemies. When you're not fighting damage sponge enemies you're scanning shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is pretty much how I feel about the game. it's decent but it's overrated as shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it's overrated, it's popular.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't, it's not a Metroid game. Go play Zero Mission, AM2R, Super, Fusion and Dread instead.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when you play with Wii controls my dude

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    10 years ago when you had functional dopamine receptors

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when your iq jumps up 2 standard deviations

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Never, that's the joke.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    after you beat omega pirate

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's hilarious how Ganker turned on Prime with a vicious hatred after the remaster was announced.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, the overwhelming reaction, even from Ganker was positive.
      Now the people who linger here and don't actually play video games are just contrianing the shit out of it because they don't understand how other people can enjoy things and it makes them very, very cross.

      Aside from an extremely noisy minority, Prime is one of the few games all but universally considered to be "Good" and the remaster is now the definitive version.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based and true

        It was never good, we've had the same threads being circle jerked by the same three autists posting the same images with the same filenames and the same youtube links and the same unfunny tube comics for years.

        Cringe and false

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Based and true
        [...]
        Cringe and false

        >responding to yourself

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was never good, we've had the same threads being circle jerked by the same three autists posting the same images with the same filenames and the same youtube links and the same unfunny tube comics for years.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's truly hilarious how Gankerirgins are so desperate to pretend their personal hatreds and whinings over a game are shared by 99% of the world except those demon beastmonsters who like what they hate to spite them.

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