When I was a li'l shit my mom surprised me with a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 on Dreamcast after ...

When I was a li'l shit my mom surprised me with a copy of Sonic Adventure 2 on Dreamcast after my demo-disc with SA1's Emerald Coast stopped working, as I played the frick out of that shit

When I reached the final boss with Biolizard in space, both my mom and my older brother, who was in his 20s at the time, stopped what they were doing just to watch me tackle this fricking boss fight in silence, captivated by how utterly batshit crazy it was for a game back in early 2002

This is the only reason Sonic as a series persists to this day. The presentation was off the fricking charts

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you're having a little tickle with Satan.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Sega poured so much soul into SA2 it retroactively sucked the soul out all the following games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason that there's an emerging meme of hailing it as "the Deus Ex of platformers".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People who like it desperately trying to associate it with better games, so people stop bullying them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the Deus Ex of platformers
        it literally is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Deus Ex has more actual platforming than SA2.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game is a spazzy fricking mess. You should be ashamed of yourself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I apologize for not being aware of the complexity and various nuances of game design as an 8-year-old child.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, at least you're sorry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the autist from the other SA2 thread that couldn't even jump on a few cubes or control Shadow on the anti-gravity cylinders? Fricking kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's him. I swear to god, what is it about Ganker that attracts rampant shitposters with no life? I hope he's not in every Sonic thread from now on and gets bored of it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's two different people, but keep trying.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >That's two different people, I-I-I swear!

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playing SA2, Timesplitters, Melee, Crystal Chronicles, Ragnarok Online, Diablo 2 and Command and Conquer Renegade with my fat friend Joey and jerking off into a sock to Pamela Anderson
    where did the time go?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Joey ate it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wouldn't surprise me since that obese moron ate everything else at my house anyway

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still say Shadow is a better game. Fricking deal with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It IS a better game. it doesn't have treasure hunting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Biolizard was awesome.

        Just regular old other items hunting.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't. Kek. People hate this game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer SA2 but yeah Shadow had the better game objectively speaking, it's major downfall was the Outrun-esque stage progression

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a new trend? Mocking the shadow shizo?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually me. Suck my dick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's either the same guy (which is sad and pathetic) or its a copycat trying to gather (You)s (which is even sadder and more pathetic)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >wtf?
            Exactly. Apparently it's a thing that just happens sometimes

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            These people genuinely think there's Discord cabal that's out to ruin the reputation of Sonic Adventure, and Egorapter is at the center of it, because they can't face up to the fact that it's actually just kind of bad. I don't know what you can say to that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I for one don't care about whether someone agrees with me about the quality of the Adventure games, and there are aspects of them I even like. But a lot of
              >people genuinely think there's a Discord cabal
              is a reflection of just being too young or, as is often the case, that they were just too disconnected from the discourse of the time to know the Adventure games always had their haters and that "3D Sonic games suck" was a widespread attitude by the early 2000s. You can even see it in how reviews of Heroes refer to the Adventure games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, the person you replied to is a known shitposter who lurks Sonic threads on Ganker and Ganker, he's like the Barry or ACgay of Sonic discussion. Or that one guy from rpgcodex who makes anti Half-Life threads under different proxies. No one genuinely believes that there's a discord cabal ran by some eceleb, it's just his running narrative.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't come into these threads often enough to know, so I wasn't taking him literally. The general sentiment is something I've seen people express, though. They almost always point to magazine/website critic review scores.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't come into these threads often enough to know, so I wasn't taking him literally.
                Yeah I know, I was just pointing it out in case you were expecting a genuine reply from him.
                >They almost always point to magazine/website critic review scores.
                I feel like this only really started after SA2 got ported to the GCN. It also coincides with the lowered scores of the game.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're just desperate to turn people into ridiculous pantomime figures so you don't have to face this game not being very good, aren't you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a fricking "known shitposter". You're delusional.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >and Egorapter is at the center of it
              There it is. Hello anti-adventuregay.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You've cracked the da Vinci code.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dark nights chao named edward.
    loved this shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I had a dark-speed type Chao which I named "Nny"(pronounced like "Knee")

      I miss that lil homie like you wouldn't believe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And the fricker was entirely transparent, like a fricking ghost. I had no idea that was a thing that could happen.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game was cool back then but it's aged like absolute garbage
    Near unplayable now

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was this the peak of quintessential scotformers?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      maybe peak in story and presentation, sa2 really encapsulates the early 2000s aesthetic

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