When I was younger I thought Ocarina of Time was this grand adventure.

When I was younger I thought Ocarina of Time was this grand adventure. I would roam around exploring every nook and cranny, experimenting with my items. Now that I'm old, I found Tears of the Kingdom is the game I remember Ocarina of Time being. When I replayed OoT, it felt small, it felt so known, there was no mystery, there was nothing to discover. Hyrule field used to feel so huge and open, and now it's just a walled off room that connects the other locations together. TotK actually IS the grand adventure, filled with mysteries to discover, and all the experimentation my heart desires. I've seen most Ganker posters stuck in the past, positing old games as the end all be all, and sadly they cannot possibly ascertain the majesty of Tears of the Kingdom. I feel immense pity for their behalf.
TL;DR 10/10

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paraglider should have been a reward for clearing the four temples.
    You have so many ways to traverse the sky that it is a crutch that makes the game actively worse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one of the abilities from the temple requires the hanglider. I will do you one better, there should have been three more things that you got for the temples. like a hookshot and or grapplehook, spiked mountain climbing boots, a solar panel, increased walk run speed.
      despite not having these ^ it's a 10/10

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I understand the other ideas, but
        >Solar panel
        explain

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you attach it to your creation and use it during the day then the batteries not only not deplete but they refill quickly too. I was just spit balling ideas, and thought "yeah that would be pretty dope"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it? The paraglider doesn't do shit for me compared to Ultrahand builds. The only advantage it has is that I won't have to worry about it running out of zonaite juice or dissipating.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care I moved past zelda and pokemon

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which pasta is this, alfredo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is wrong with you Arthur.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SS was better than TOTK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have two sealed copies of SS. If I say TotK reigns supreme, then it rains supremely.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >then it rains supremely

        FRICK, I WAS HALFWAY UP THE MOUNTAIN

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that was the effect I was going for. Acknowledge the supreme rain.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The next time I launch a Korok into space, I'm gonna be thinking of you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you anon, always upgrade to the supreme

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thinkin' of you, anon!

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't read.
    It's funny how all you need to do is slap the Nintendo seal onto garbage ubislop for "gamers" to pretend it's the best shit ever.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The world is empty and the puzzles don't have enough variety. Overall it's about quantity over quality, like most open world games.

    BotW= 7/10
    TotK=6/10

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes its so fricking mysterious and breathtaking when I lift up some rock and find my 700th korok. Grand adventure my ass, the game is boring as frick.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eric finally decided to change up his zelda seethe threads

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And there you are, you mentally ill troon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice of you to confirm that it's you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, I'm the same gay who always calls you the mentally ill troon you are while you obsess about your gay boyfriend

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based Arthur. Keep fighting the good fight, OoTrannies are gays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      could you make it anymore obvious eric?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick did you just say to me, William?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thanks I will, not sure who Arthur is though

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    botw was new and fresh which made it exciting
    totk was boring and rehashed which made it boring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >new and fresh
      It was Ubislop: Nintendo edition that was openly called by actual fans to be a decent game, but a bad zelda title.
      Imagine making not one, but 2 zelda games where you don't have good dungeons and instead your priority is making up gimmicks for streamers to make wacky moment compilations.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tears of the Kingdom is for 100% sure the most technically amazing game ever made

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't play videogames.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one who didn't care all that much for BOTW but greatly enjoyed TOTK? TOTK felt much less empty overall and had more interesting mechanics along with better puzzles IMO.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >much less empty
      It has twice the amount of empty space with the underground and floating islands.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I meant the surface map I guess. I didn't spend that much time in the depths or sky, but I don't think the game really does much to push you through those areas anyway outside of a few vital areas in the depths.

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