>when someone in an online game says 'heal' without saying the magic word

>when someone in an online game says 'heal' without saying the magic word
You're not a dick to your healers, are you Ganker?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im a dick to everybody
    also i wanna frick that elf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Im gonna plump your boypussy so hard that you will never say another egoshit like that in your life, gay

      have a nice day.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >elf

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im gonna plump your boypussy so hard that you will never say another egoshit like that in your life, gay

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I have to ask you for healing it means you aren't doing your job.
    If the tank isn't keeping mobs off you are you polite or do you b***h and moan like every other healer I've ever seen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. People like to make this out to be some sort of power struggle or whatever but the truth is that each role needs to do its job instead of thinking they're hot shit for playing a certain type of class.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's because dungeon groups usually only have one healer/tank so they have the power to ruin it for others. You don't see people ego tripping like this in raids.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The people who have to ask for healing are the moron DPSs, the ones who picked the most braindead class and somehow still managed to frick it up and take a bunch of damage. The tank is healed no matter what, and whether the DPS should be healed at that point comes down to the healer's judgement. Often it's not really worth it.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the heals, b***h

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Aaahn~

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how come healers are always cute elf girls in anime and shit
    this is so dumb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, she ain’t no healer. She’s a goddamn necromancer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then what is this knight waiting to bash her stupid face in?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He’s literally weaker than her. Newbie knight vs leveled “healer” who can break trees with her fists

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She cursed him so he can't get more than 10 meters away from her or else he die.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >She blessed him so he can't get more than 10 meters away from her or else he die*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Except that was just a lie.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't frick with necromancers. We will frick you up.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A weak living thrall that she resurrected that doesn't know he's dead.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A weak living thrall that she resurrected that doesn't know he's dead.

        why would someone go on to the internet and lie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hi Carla

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it aint me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not in Redo of Healer

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MEDIC
    NEED A MEDIC
    MEDIC
    MEDIC
    I'm an engineer

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ayo can a brother get some lovin over here?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fill my healthbar and I promise to fill your boyhole later you bawd

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the old aggro system because that meant I could shirk any samurai that didn't used aggro tools.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ffxiv
      trash game, this image isn't even true anymore, they killed any all aggro mechanics

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't speak to healers, that gives them power
    just spam pings or spank them

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't rely on healers and ask of them nothing.
    and should they be absolutely necessary they should be competent enough to do the content thanklessly.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What else you want b***h

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playing heavy
    >some anime avatar sub b***h playing medic
    >degrade them and talk to them like shit
    >bawd follows me around like a lost dog
    alright b***h hit that fricking uber. daddies going in deep

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic moron thinks he's badass because a medic does what a medic is supposed to do
      Embarrassing

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would a healer heal your dick during sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd let someone with a mouth like that heal any part of me

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are japanese knife ears so useless?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she flop?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one understands manzai comedy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >manzai comedy isnt funny
        Ftfy

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like asking for anything so I just spam sprint and pull all the mobs while jumping and wait for my healer to heal me or I die, we wipe and I'll do it again

    This usually works, sometimes I'll need to repeat it like 9 or 10 times and then my healer just gives up and heals me but most just heal me through my antics which I like

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Tanks are the leaders. Healers need to learn their place.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Either they pick their shit up, they abandon or someone else starts a votekick to replace him.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anime name?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kono Healer, Mendokusai
      or
      Don't Hurt Me, My Healer!
      Alvin's going to die by a heart attack with how much Karla's pissing him off.

      Why did she flop?

      Cheap animation.
      Repetitive jokes that mostly revolve around Karla making things worse and Alvin screaming.
      Not much chemistry between characters (or even enough in the first place) for lots of fanart porn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which is ironic because usually ALVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN is the one pissing someone off.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play with Choco Erufu Karla's healing feet.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heal my dick with your mouth, b***h.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick that noise
    ill let you die if you speak during my raids
    communication is for morons that dont know mechanics, and women.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do you have friends?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        of course not

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "friends" only slow me down.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking chad, sick of all the wasted xivtroon time because troons need discord callouts

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    heal now b***h

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just wanna feel her gloves on my wiener bros.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why don’t you do handjob on Elf’s female penis?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him. But I would.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in the non-groomer games i play, medics don't need please, they just need the wounded to fricking stop moving around

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Half dead moron charging at enemies in blaze of glory
      >"Woooow, thank you very much homosexual. You best asset in our team medic. Reported for trolling"

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Whoever dies is gay."
    >Noone ever stands in the fire and positions themselves perfectly.
    Works everytime to make healing easier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what if you let MT die? because that happened to me more than once, stupid healers

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You're not a dick to your healers, are you Ganker?
    I intentionally keep them out of party to increase the fun factor.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT DRUGS
    NOW

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why did everybody hate this anime? I thought it was funny enough

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How is it different from the other 5 million in its genre?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for one it's not isekai

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          picked up, frick isekais

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kono Healer, Mendokusai
      or
      Don't Hurt Me, My Healer!
      Alvin's going to die by a heart attack with how much Karla's pissing him off.
      [...]
      Cheap animation.
      Repetitive jokes that mostly revolve around Karla making things worse and Alvin screaming.
      Not much chemistry between characters (or even enough in the first place) for lots of fanart porn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      morons think it would be another generic quirky fantasy comedy, when its a comedy first with a fantasy afterthought.
      Then they somehow get confused and start shrieking about lack of plot or story progression and other nonsense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That first episode's comedy didn't resonate with me, but maybe I might try again.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The first two episodes had bad pacing and put off a lot of people, only true Carla appreciators made it to ep.3 onward where things got better (especially ep.5 and 9)

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have to say please for you frickers to do your job correctly?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This anime was fricking terrible. One of the least funny 'comedies' I've ever watched. Of course morons would start spamming it to try to make it a 'meme.'
    I wouldn't heal OP because he's a dumb gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >One of the least funny 'comedies' I've ever watched.
      What's the funniest comedy you ever watched

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In anime?
        Sekai Seifuku
        B Gata H Kei
        Mitsudomoe
        Baka Test
        KonoSuba

        roughly in that order

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Mitsudomoe
          Based

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The real based show on that list is B Gata H Kei aka the most underrated anime of all time. 10 years old, still looks great. Yamada and her premise is outrageous and it leads to genuinely hilarious situations. Also she’s super cute and the dvd release shows nipples.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            how did she go from fat e-girls to generic love comedy?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heal me or I will drop aggro and make us restart.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't raided in WoW for 11 years now, but thinking of this still makes me nauseous
      frick MMOs

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is the anime any good? the character designs seem pretty bland

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its a generic native isekai with unfunny jokes and cute girls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >native isekai

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how is it Isekai? It's just a fantasy Anime without the "videogames are real" trope. No one is pulling out any HUDS or scanning stats.

          I think there was some promotional material calling it isekai

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how is it Isekai? It's just a fantasy Anime without the "videogames are real" trope. No one is pulling out any HUDS or scanning stats.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What you described is not isekai either.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it was genuinely awful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you find Karla cute and like a girl that can tease and is tsundere

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >and like a girl that can tease and is tsundere
        only /LULZ/es don't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched all the episodes and I can recommend it for background noise while working or shitposting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's alright. Most of the jokes don't really land but the premise is fun enough.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Healers should be seen, not heard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *exception with slurping noises

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I really dont get this. Why should people thank you for your only job you need to do? Do you constantly thank your DPS for killing mobs? Healers always seem to be the most powertripped morons in any games that have them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It depends. Because outside of "would you RP with me :3", the other portion of playerbase are absolute sociopaths or people who doing it because someone has to be this guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >people who doing it because someone has to be this guy.
        yup, my guild had only this kind of healers, they were cool dudes though, did it for the cause, sort of

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you constantly thank your DPS for killing mobs?
      If a dungeon run that usually takes 20 minutes finishes noticeably faster I will let the DPS know they did a good job.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heal Black person

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Alvin to get one win in a fight. Just one. He gets shat on way too much. It ain't right, vros

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I'm not a troony or "ally" that pays a monthly fee to play the product I bought. MMO's are cancer and you deserve this unique hell you've paid to experience. Meanwhile I'll continue playing RPGs where the healer heals me when I tell them to just as God intended.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Healer joins party
    >They are expected to do their job
    >They do what they are expected to
    No need for words. You don't thank the cashier for scanning the bar codes on your groceries, right? Same thing here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You don't thank the cashier for scanning the bar codes on your groceries, right?
      I do, actually. Thanking about everything is part of the local culture.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I do self-checkout.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the sissy healsuts??
    I swear they are really rare lately

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >download healbawd game
    >no healbawdting
    >barely any porn
    >instead it’s the author dumping his 5000 page grand epic fantasy and character drama on your ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      art is hard
      Text is easy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I will now play your "game".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I keep seeing it being recommended and getting updates and healbawdting in a porn context sounded hot. Tried it out, gave up after walls of text and no progression, glad to see I'm not missing out on anything.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all he had to do was say please

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Instant healing in combat
    Lmfao.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when someone in an online game says 'dps' without saying the magic word

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It just doesn't work with DPSBlack folk, there's billions of you in every game while tanks and healers are way rarer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Classic WoW was hilarious. Everyone rolled a warrior and refused to tank.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, just like vanilla!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *rapes you*

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I swear healers are the only people that get upset at people for expecting them for doing their role on a team

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to thank your healer by force feeding them your gamer gunk

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I watch Made in Abyss for free?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      On TV. It airs first on AT-X though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's this magical site called torrenting where all episodes are free
      I binge watched all of season one a couple of days ago and plan to watch the movie later today for Bondad's childtastic adventure

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has WoW been replaced by something better yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >replaced
      yes
      >better
      no

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think she has boobs. Karla is super flat in the anime.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      chocolate tummy erotic ToT

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Carla is the cutest and best healer ever!

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are we still pretending tanks are rare in anything but games before 2005? If you can swap spec easily anyone can become a tank

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish you would share what games you're talking about because there isn't much game discussion going on here.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Healsubs expect to be thanked just for doing their jobs
    You'll heal me till you love me you little prostitute

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I play a healer, you don't have to "ask" for heals. You're getting healed, like it or not, unless it goes against your build.

    What is this notion for having to ask for heals?
    Your role is to buff / heal, that's it. You don't ask a tank to tank the damage or the DPS to deal damage, so what makes healer any different?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >unless it goes against your build
      Tough luck. Nobody's below 90% health in my party.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Enmity units with a dedicated healer in the team is conceptually ass backwards.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only game I play online coop in is Warframe, and only with friends. I'm usually in charge of healing and DPS, and I'm usually the one pointing out to my friends that they're low on health, so they should stick closer by for some healing.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My sister is my healer and she isn't a dummy, she always heals me without me having to say a thing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This kind of nepotism shouldn't be allowed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get your own sister, dummy

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