WHERE ARE THE PINBALL SPINOFFS NINTENDO

WHERE ARE THE PINBALL SPINOFFS NINTENDO

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah pinball rules

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't sell a Pinball game at full price in 2024.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pinball isn't popular with zoomies and alphags, it's a boomer thing

      I want some youtuber c**t to make his child audience pretend to have nostalgia for pinball and I want him to do it right fricking NOW

      NOW

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

      not a nintendo game but yokus island express is quite an unironically excellent game

      I played that game like two years ago and I already have nostalgia for it, god damn that soundtrack too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up cringe Ratposter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I played that game like two years ago and I already have nostalgia for it, god damn that soundtrack too.
        same, it's just such a simple but fun fame its impossible to not smile while playing. It honestly might be my favorite metroidvania

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i miss Pokémon pinball. why did they stop making Pokémon spinoffs?
      Pokémon GO happened and made quadruple the amount every other spinoff made combined. Therefore ALL spinoffs that are not New Pokémon Snap are relegated to that platform.

      Just put two guys in a room with a gen 1 iMac and a box of breadcrumbs, anything remotely pinball-shaped that comes out will be worth the investment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then don't sell it at full price?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God forbid a video game should cost less than fricking 60-80 USD.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pinball isn't popular with zoomies and alphags, it's a boomer thing

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in the dark corner of a shitty sports bar

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Virtual pinball games suck.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i miss pokemon pinball. why did they stop making pokemon spinoffs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i miss Pokémon pinball. why did they stop making Pokémon spinoffs?
      Pokémon GO happened and made quadruple the amount every other spinoff made combined. Therefore ALL spinoffs that are not New Pokémon Snap are relegated to that platform.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro? ur detective pikachu? ur pokemon unite? ur pokemon cafe? ur pokken tournament? ur pokemon quest?
      they never went away dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pokken tournmanet was a wii u game and never got a sequel moron, even though the Tekken people said they'd love to make one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the switch verison has exclusive characters not available on wii u or arcade thou

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >or arcade thou
            One. One singular character: that being Decidueye.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pokken 2 never ever
          Shit ain't fair. Shit ain't right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the only one of those games relatively recent is detective pikachu 2

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not a nintendo game but yokus island express is quite an unironically excellent game

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was kirby pinball on GBC.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mario Pinball is so fricking good, but one of the most unforgiving games I've ever played.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Splatoon 4 will have a pinball minigame

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the worst digital pinball games ever

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd kill for Splatoon spinoffs in general
    Why the frick don't we have a rythm game yet?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sorryu anon-sama, i get to werk right awaey!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the same dev made all of these
    metroid prime pinball bombed and they went out of business

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got space cadet already I don't need more

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a software dev in the mid 2000s and your specialty is..........pinball

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine being a software dev in the mid 2000s and your specialty is..........pinball
      Based? Better than the shit indies and aaa puts out

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The best Pinball game is also the worst one ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised there's only been 1 full Sonic pinball game and that Sega has never made an actual pinball machine, seems like easy money when your mascots gimmick is turning into a ball

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's especially strange now considering how much sonic is getting prostituted out these days. might as well let stern take a crack at it.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There’s a confirmed story about how a prolific independent game studio that made pinball games wanted to make a Pokémon pinball sequel way back when and had Nintendo give them the green light to make a prototype and work on a few levels to pitch to gamefreak. And when gamefreak representatives came, one of the two was Masuda. And it was Masuda who told them they’ll think about it and encouraged them to work on the game more. When they did, they pretty much ghosted them and NoA came back with an e-mail many weeks later saying Masuda didn’t want them to work on Pokemon. At that point the studio went bust because they were struggling and begging anyone to give them a project

    Basically they killed the studio. Nintendo has a lot of fricked up stories like any other company, people just give them a pass because of nostalgia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HOW DALE YOU SPLEAD RIES ABOUTU MEEEEEE

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual do you search Masuda in the archives to find posts to b***h about this Black person?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          jesus relax dude I was just foolin'

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It just feels like every time I see Masuda mentioned, it's followed by the exact same type of post

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Masuda is one of the main problems though.
          >immediately added linear story shit when he took over in Crystal
          >every game after that was linear as hell
          >decided the Hall of Origin Arceus was off limits because of moronic children (Japanese ones, by the way, even though they like to pretend it's the Americans they dumb stuff down for) getting lost in the mountain somehow
          >whined at Morimoto for actually putting effort into HG/SS because it was "just a remake" (the first instance showing TPC was not the problem like many say, since they were all in on his ideas and even included them for free)
          >went all in on story in Gen 5 when no one gave a frick about story instead of stepping down after 2 Gens like Tajiri did for him
          >took the series 3D, despite actively pointing out how it was the sould of the series and only for lazy devs and the only reason they would was if it made catching more Pokémon possible
          >then a-okayed the deleting of said only characters who matter because muh 3D
          >also outlawed the other 3D RPGs because Pokémon is only allowed to have one as far as he's concerned
          >passed his position not to Morimoto, the gameplay guy, but to Ohmori a story AND waifugay who literally talked about dreaming of Lillie
          >defended not putting the Battle Frontier into OR/AS or content in general into the games because he doesn't want to compete with mobiletrash
          He should never have touched anything but music. Everything else he touched was shit and just got worse after Gen 4 and clearly his programming skills were not up to snuff considering the quality of Gen 1.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zelda pinball?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Too bad they murdered the series. There was some potential here.

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