Where did it go wrong for project zomboid?

Where did it go wrong for project zomboid?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with the zombies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not big on gardening.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PvZ update incoming? (In 8 or so years)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >devs added deer migration before zombie horde migration

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game is fricking boring once you secure a house and water.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's why hobo mode is the best way to play.
      Stop being a metagaming homosexual and embrace the RP autism, that's how you enjoy PZ.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >RP autism
        >Hobo
        You're moronic.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hobo is just the noob phase of the game
        the lifestyle phase has a lot more content especially once you start crafting and building and collecting cars

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >crafting
          Gay.
          >building
          Supergay.
          >collecting cars
          Turbohomosexualry.

          I suggest to try not being a homosexual.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            90% of the rare loot you'll find is useless if you don't basebuild or craft
            lug wrench and jack? useless
            sledgehammer? I hope you're not thinking of using it as a weapon
            generator and how to use generators magazine? useless until 30 days into the game
            magazines to craft metal structures, farming equipment, fishing and trapping? useless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kill zombie until you die
      >if you not die, game become killing zombies - the game
      Letting you do more stuff than just kill zombie is right direction. I can't wait for NPC so i can make my own survivors settlement.

      Does it has end game content like lab/dungeon yet?
      or NPC?
      or vehicle?

      Spending the last actual fricking decade doing literally anything besides getting an AI NPC framework going first.

      >2 years since boom
      >still 0 new content
      at this pace we'll have npcs in 2030

      Its called having friends

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        more like being absolutely inept at yandere dev levels

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All my friends quit because the grind to be able to do anything was unbearable to them.
        >Want to get to 1 electricity to hotwire a car
        >Disasemble all radios and tvs in a town
        >Hours of this
        >Has gone like 50% of the way to 1 point, even with electrician book read

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          your friends are morons if they think hotwiring is a necessity
          learning to hotwire is either picking burglar as occupation or a very long term goal
          early on getting a vehicle is about finding a key not trying to train electrics and mechanics to hotwite

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your friends are morons if they think hotwiring is a necessity
            that's not his point you moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >your friends are morons
            Yeah, but this game solo is boring to frick and they refuse to play, no matter what I offer them. "reach electrician 1" is just an example.

            You do know there are settings for xp gain and a bunch of other shit?

            They said that's cheating and they would rather not play a game where you have to cheat to have fun. One of them hasn't played any other games with me since. He was so pissed at the grind.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You do know there are settings for xp gain and a bunch of other shit?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there should never be any type of grinding for non combat skills, not even if it is only 5 watches

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It takes like 40 watches to get level 1 electrical which you get from a single horde

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >kill zombie until you die
    >if you not die, game become killing zombies - the game
    Letting you do more stuff than just kill zombie is right direction. I can't wait for NPC so i can make my own survivors settlement.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Letting you do more stuff than just kill zombie is right direction
      yea FUN stuff. you have to be braindead to think watching green bar fill up is fun gameplay.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Fallout mod/event

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game desperately needs soap and candle making

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are there even any good overhaul mods for this game anymore?

      There was Hydrocraft that had stuff like alcohol brewing and ammo making but that kinda went dark

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hot zombie. Can I sex her?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it has end game content like lab/dungeon yet?
    or NPC?
    or vehicle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but in the next update you can make clay bricks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that looks heavy af
      how many tiles can you fly on a full tank

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >put zombie on treadmill
    >he runs forever
    >free electricity

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I fuq zombies yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zombowin

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only allows zombies to fuq defeated players
        lame. I want to fuq zombies not the other way around.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >submissive rape victim shit
        fricking gay, why is life so hard for us rapistchads

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >11 years
    >still no full release
    This "game" is the main reason I've blacklisted the Early Access tag from my steam list.
    Bunch of fricking scammer, all of them.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want spiffo to sit his big ass on my face

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spending the last actual fricking decade doing literally anything besides getting an AI NPC framework going first.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dont forget that they deliberately hampered the animal AI so modders cant use it. And they will have to work on the animal AI again when they make NPCs because of this.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 years since boom
    >still 0 new content
    at this pace we'll have NPCs in 2030

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enabled sprinters
    biggest mistake of my life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Getting flashbacks to early game Dying Light on hard mode.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use the mod that adds only 5% sprinters.
      That way you can't just calmly walk away from every encounter because sometimes there will be a sprinter in the crowd to frick up your plans, but also most zombies will still be shamblers so it's not impossible to move around the map.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's what im using , you can see slow zombies and a crawler among the crowd
        I set sprinters to 1% and it's so scary to go into high density zones

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its not our fault!
    We had a small mite infestation so we lost all our source code... again.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going the way of DayZ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean full of russian hackers?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mid and endgame.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mod makers create a feature in a week
    >Mod makers create entire new cities in a month
    >Devs get mad and hire mod makers
    >Force them to make other stuff instead
    >Taking literal years per patch for what should take a month
    >Update focused on literally anything but zombies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hire russian modder making new NPC code
      >make him work solely on fishing minigame

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mod makers create a feature in a week
        >Mod makers create entire new cities in a month
        >Devs get mad and hire mod makers
        >Force them to make other stuff instead
        >Taking literal years per patch for what should take a month
        >Update focused on literally anything but zombies

        that dudes living the dream
        instead of working hard to make something, he can faff around and be paid for years to barely do any work?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I stole his laptop 10 years ago

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this the game where someone stole the devs laptop with all the source code and tried to ransom it back to him?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact for anyone that doesn't follow the game, this roadmap is 2.5 years old and the game is still on build 41

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That fact is not fun at all, it makes me feel scammed, not amused.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's funny because if they keep up the pace then we are set to get "NPC Stage 3" around 2050 and even then the game will STILL be in early access

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Genuinely embarrasing how it takes them this long to add low-poly objects that I could all be done in a day or two with pajeet blender tutorials. What the actual frick are they even doing? Devs should sell their game to someone competent and then kill themselves.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What the actual frick are they even doing?
        Nothing at all, but most of the remaining playerbase are the extreme bootlicker type which will just say "let them cook" and spam you with jester awards if you ask why it's taking 3 years to release a crafting overhaul.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game was fine but is boring arcade aside so they appealed to austism minmaxers like Stardew valley and Minecraft players

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They clearly promised to bring back NPCs after the animation upgrade, before vehicles and animals. They are liars. That's all.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People haven't abandoned this game yet? It's clear the game got too successful and made the dev lazy. I'm surprised they haven't released an update talking about their depression and the pressure of the game succeeding is why they aren't adding content.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally never used the crafting thing more than like 3 times

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish enemy modding would be expanded so that we could mod in multiple custom enemy types. Imagine an RE mod with lickers, hunters, zombie dogs, Mr. X and Nemesis.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    amogus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2nd panel, on Bert's shirt

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out zombie settings are boring so they have to devolve into crafting autism

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look, man, at some point, all the zomies would be killed, and you need to rebuild.

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