Where did Peach learn to do all this Ganker? Look at her go.
Where did Peach learn to do all this?
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Super Smash Bros.
thats not the peach bomber, looks like in stills but she actually does a Falcon Kick
It doesn't have to be the peach bomber. She knows how to kick.
clearly not the same
moron, it doesn't have to be a 1:1 move from somewhere. Peach has been shown as a capable fighter as far back as Super Mario RPG.
Doesn't count. Can't hear you. Didn't ask. I hate it. Its not what i wanted. Fuck it and fuck you. Also something trannies.
irrelevant, she simply does not have a dive kick in Smash Bros, stop trying to argue like a woman where theres nothing to argue
She doesn't need to have a dive kick in Smash. Anyone who can kick can do a dive kick, fucking hell I could do one right now.
If you look at the Mario games coming out in recent years, you'd see that Peach has pretty much become a staple playable character rather than just a damsel in distress.
Yeah, but she's still feminine, they are giving her Daisy's personality because they are threatened by traditional gender roles. No female character is allowed to be girly anymore.
You sound like a woman bitching about trivialities.
>Weeeeehhhh bawwwww why did people make something that goes against my sensitive sensitivities waaaaaahhhh
Grow a fucking spine and make your own shit like a real man instead of crying about the shit others make.
>B-but I don't have a multimedia corporation waaahhhh
Pathetic womenly excuses, just make shit, share it with your bros, who the fuck is going to stop you except your pussy ass self?
chud loser, you will never be a real woman.
>you will never be a real woman
And you just might be, if you keep it up with that attitude, bitch.
Who said anything about a movie or a video game? Stop making excuses and make shit you can enjoy, why the fuck would you limit yourself? Hell even if you DID limit yourself to vidya alone you can make shit on your own just fine.
>B-but it's not the same as a billion dollar animation...
Who the fuck cares moron. Bitching is for bitches. Do. Act.
moron, what have you made?
>Bitch fishing for excuses again
Pitiful.
If I had the means or the ability to make a video game or movie, it would be cancelled because of current year sensibilities
have a nice day you disgusting feminist apologist rat
You gays keep bringing up Smash and the small handful of games where she fought but majority of the time she was a girly girl who needed a mans help. fuck off
Holy fuck why didn’t they give Daisy this move instead of that dumb multi-hit rainbow up air?
I can't even fathom how many times I've fapped to those legs
Mmmm Peachy! 😀
I finally got around to emulating Brawl, should I do a series with brawl peach?
MOAR!
ive got one for every melee alt for peach, and one for zelda. guess i could dump them while i hunt down proper ar codes for brawl
>verification not required
lol
uh NICE UV MAPPING IDIOT
hope someone got fired for THAT blunder
Peach doesn’t have a Sex Kick sadly
So you’re wrong
>smash scene is so sanitized that they refuse to say sex kick during tournament streams now.
She doesn't need to have a sex kick. OP wanted to know where she learned to fight, she learned from Smash.
Well it’s made up for the movie because Peach has never attacked like that unless you count that comic some anon posted here
Its a generic kick.
It's her obstacle course dumbass
Peach should of been black and voiced by Whoopi Goldberg
my favorite part of Mario movie is when Peach yassqueen slays the the charchin chucks wearing MAGA hats and protects trans kids and colored bodies
Shut the fuck up already
Manga isn't canon retard.
If the manga isn't canon then neither is the movie so why does it matter here?
Because I'm a chud who needs to propagate faux outrage culture for clicks.
Neither is this movie you mouth-breathing gay
have a nice day chud gay
>instant aggression
signs of autism
>instant aggression
>signs of autism
you were aggressive first sperg.
Never change.
Trannies should never change what God made them.
God made them Trannies
No he didn't transsexualism is a sin.
The devil isn't real moron.
Yes she is, and you're going to see her when you die, chud.
>Hades
>She
>mario
>canon
this Mario canon doesn't exist, is a fucking videogame series with no continuity
that being said this take on Peach does look cringy but I would fuck her VA in the vagene, her elvish aliens features are exotic and makes me rock hard
Nta but that’s actually kinda odd. Every almost game being it’s own world.
You will never be a real woman.
Stop projecting, I'm not the chud here.
Neither will you, gay, fuck off.
literally the entire Mario series is based on the manga
>mario canon
>getting an eyefull of upskirt
hnnnnng
Rude
why are people so butthurt over peach doing things in the movie
Well for me, I hate majority of people who live here in America and hope they suffer horribly and/or get shot in a grocery store/school like they already do every month. So by extension I hate things made by them like this Mario movie. They shouldn't ever be laying hands on franchises made by non subhuman people.
subhuman 3rd world russian monkey
>Hates England 2.0
>Speaks in English
Fuck off.
I miss Toad Stool
Could we just call her Peach Toadstool?
Do you mean toadsworth?
I keep seeing shit like this, and it makes me not want to see the movie I wish Entertainment will stop with this wyman empowerment crap, it's unrealistic and doesn't sell.
>unrealistic
So is Mario. It's a toy brand, it's fiction.
Mario is a video game
>Unrealistic
I was talking about the whole girlboss wymen who kick every man's ass, crap Hollywood keeps shitting out. Retard
>Mario is a video game
Wrong, he's a mascot for Nintendo. He's a brand, not just a video game.
>I was talking about the whole girlboss wymen who kick every man's ass
Which doesn't exist in this movie, as zero trailers showed this what so ever. Take meds. Or die late. One of the two.
I hate woke shit too but honestly I don't think this movie is like that. Having Mario save Luigi instead of a girl he didn't even know is much better way to tell the story, They'll probably have Peach be captured in the sequel so the bros will have to work together.
No, it isn't you are a cuck.
This isn't Princess Peach, This is Princess Daisy why are women so threatened by females who are traditionally feminine like Princess Peach.
>alternate timeline
>Peach would have been damsel in distress for the 80th time
>alternate timeline v
>UGH how fucking original, Nintendo, how about you do something new you goddamn stagnant as fuck corpos, even when its not a game, its still the same fucking shit, holy fuck
Yeah, let's never have a woman, be a damsel in distress ever because this empowered women crap is working so well for Hollywood.
>alternate timeline
>Peach would have been damsel in distress for the 80th time
Sounds like a hit movie to me
>*Laughs in Sonic Movies*
>her face when you stick it in for the first time
This makes me not want to see it more than anything. Holy fuck
>when a fart becomes a shart
I wanna kiss her cute ears uwu
This is gonna suck ass. The question is if it's gonna be as bad as the 1993 movie
I would never think nintendo would make a peach that didn't give me a boner but here we are.
It's not Nintendo, it's Illumination
Why is her head so big? She looks like the mascot costume they use at Super Nintendo World
her head is always big, especially in mainline where they are often the biggest dependin, like Odyssey..
Where is Anita Sarkeesian to complain about the overused empowered women who don't need no man trope in movies and video games.
everyone in this thread is me talking to myself btw
Princess Peach can do this obstacle course just like Xena Warrior Princess, but Mario has trouble fuck this.
Practicing her CBT skills with me.
This shit is so tired. What are some animated kino that aren't bumbling male lead being upstaged by sassy mary sue girlboss movies?
Exactly!
Didn't the penguin guy go into a depression and then the sexy penguin girl step in to give him a backbone because he turned into a total pussy half way in?
no
Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
>everyone ignoring the fact that Peach is going out of her way to look for Mario to do all the work, like its some kind of prophecy because even Bowser is hunting for a mustached man despite him having an army and a power star
Peach once again useless like always, depending on Mario to deal with Bowser like always. It doesn't matter if she's doing a backflip 360 no scope, she clearly can't save her own kingdom like always and cant do shit to Bowser. She's just ready to go down with the ship if Mario doesn't step in.
Princess Peach isn't useless for being a damsel in distress the whole reason why Bowser kidnaps her is because she's important she's the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Princess Peach, Super Mario 3D Land.
Peach has had her fair share of adventures.
You mean Super Mario 3D World, not Super Mario 3D Land that was just Mario.
Right, thanks for the correction.
I'm not opposed to a more active Peach, I just think they're going about it in a weird way where she's alongside Mario instead of getting intel, sabotaging Bowser and sending messages to the Mario Bros. It's how they used her in the first two Paper Mario games, and I think it'd be a way to show she's not helpless while playing to her actual strengths.
The issue here is not that Peach can't go on adventures is that it is the origin story, and she's not the Damsel in Distress. Her going on adventures with Mario should have waited for the sequel, but every movie gotta have a woke empowered female character because that trope is allowed. But God forbid a woman being saved by a man or act feminine.
Damn I wanna start a family with Peach and pass my genes into Mushroom Kingdom Royalty
Shoulda saved slayqueen Peach for the sequel. I wanna see the Mario Bros go on an adventure.
Since Super Mario Bros 2 she was playable.
Yeah, the sequel.
Super Mario Bros 1 she was a damsel in distress SMB2 she was playable, why can't they just copy that formula for the movies? And anyway this girlboss shit is so dykey can we get female characters who act like females?
She had that one DS game, Super Princess Peach or something like that.
And Nintendo wants you to forget it ever existed
The mere fact that both you and I acknowledge its existence means that they failed.
No, she fought with a talking parasol and her female emotions she never kicked ass like Xena Warrior Princess. Pointing to Smash Bros and Super Princess Peach to explain away why Peach is a Mary sue is just a leftist sjw cope.
Where did Mario?
Hate this Peach.
She looks like a mare. A fucking horse faced girl.
I swear this whole thing wouldn't get so much shit if she didn't have that uncanny generic 3D Disney look going on and looked like Peach instead of a some bootleg knock off animation.
This whole thing wouldn't get so much shit if Nintendo made this movie in house instead of relying on a Western studio to do it.
most design look bad but the background is good
Still….. WOULD
Nah, gamers just hates western content
Easy good west bad.
I don't mind Peach being a yas queen girlboss, but I don't tolerate fanboys refusing to listen to any criticism. It's why I refuse to consider most console exclusives to be good.
>hey, TLOU has too many walk-and-talk segments, and the zombie sections are kinda boring
>LOL KYS TENDIE
>I wish Mario and Rabbids had less voice lines, the rabbids are annoying
>LOL DILATE SNOY YWNBAW
It's the same thing day in and day out, across every platform, across almost every bit of media. Why do you guys have to be like this?
it would be so much easier for them and just say "okay is a different take on her but I'm personally fine with it" rather than go through heaps of mental gymnastics making a fool of themselves saying shes always been that way
>It's the same thing day in and day out, across every platform
Let it all go then, this place and every other platform is worthless.
"Keeping connected" is nothing more than a meme.
Mario and Rabbids is more of an Ubisoft game than a Nintendo game.
have a nice day, ACfag
Don't you have a kid's movie to be simping for?
How old is too old to go watch the Mario movie, Gavin McInnes?
Being Mario isn't the problem. It's the fact that it's an illumination movie, aka ground zero for minions and fart jokes, and the occasional marvel avengers snarky quip.
>Bowser Twerking
>dance party ending
>someone says "awkward"
>It's the same thing day in and day out, across every platform, across almost every bit of media. Why do you guys have to be like this?
Well you are doing the equivalent of trying to have a political discussion on a mcdonalds line. The chance of good discussions is not 0 but you shouldn't be expecting any of that.
All this and Luigi might not even have his moment with Electric powers lmao
While I hate Peach's characterization in the Movie, she actually does do a slide kick in Super Princess Peach. So I won't make a fuss about that in particular.
take this doodle peachfriends
Thanks Andy sweetie
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peachy
Guessing Bowser isn't interested in this version of Peach either, right?
Peach has more testosterone than Bowser now.
Legit surprised there isn't any leaks yet, usually when a movie is just a few weeks away we basically know all the big plot points and details.
Craziest prediction.
Mario defeats Bowser