Where did Peach learn to do all this?

Where did Peach learn to do all this Ganker? Look at her go.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Super Smash Bros.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thats not the peach bomber, looks like in stills but she actually does a Falcon Kick

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't have to be the peach bomber. She knows how to kick.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          clearly not the same

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Black person, it doesn't have to be a 1:1 move from somewhere. Peach has been shown as a capable fighter as far back as Super Mario RPG.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't count. Can't hear you. Didn't ask. I hate it. Its not what i wanted. Frick it and frick you. Also something trannies.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              irrelevant, she simply does not have a dive kick in Smash Bros, stop trying to argue like a woman where theres nothing to argue

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                She doesn't need to have a dive kick in Smash. Anyone who can kick can do a dive kick, fricking hell I could do one right now.

                You homosexuals keep bringing up Smash and the small handful of games where she fought but majority of the time she was a girly girl who needed a mans help. frick off

                If you look at the Mario games coming out in recent years, you'd see that Peach has pretty much become a staple playable character rather than just a damsel in distress.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but she's still feminine, they are giving her Daisy's personality because they are threatened by traditional gender roles. No female character is allowed to be girly anymore.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like a woman b***hing about trivialities.
                >Weeeeehhhh bawwwww why did people make something that goes against my sensitive sensitivities waaaaaahhhh
                Grow a fricking spine and make your own shit like a real man instead of crying about the shit others make.
                >B-but I don't have a multimedia corporation waaahhhh
                Pathetic womenly excuses, just make shit, share it with your bros, who the frick is going to stop you except your pussy ass self?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                troony loser, you will never be a real woman.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you will never be a real woman
                And you just might be, if you keep it up with that attitude, b***h.

                If I had the means or the ability to make a video game or movie, it would be cancelled because of current year sensibilities

                Who said anything about a movie or a video game? Stop making excuses and make shit you can enjoy, why the frick would you limit yourself? Hell even if you DID limit yourself to vidya alone you can make shit on your own just fine.
                >B-but it's not the same as a billion dollar animation...
                Who the frick cares Black person. b***hing is for b***hes. Do. Act.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, what have you made?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >b***h fishing for excuses again
                Pitiful.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If I had the means or the ability to make a video game or movie, it would be cancelled because of current year sensibilities

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day you disgusting feminist apologist rat

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You homosexuals keep bringing up Smash and the small handful of games where she fought but majority of the time she was a girly girl who needed a mans help. frick off

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick why didn’t they give Daisy this move instead of that dumb multi-hit rainbow up air?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I can't even fathom how many times I've fapped to those legs

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Mmmm Peachy! 😀

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I finally got around to emulating Brawl, should I do a series with brawl peach?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              MOAR!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ive got one for every melee alt for peach, and one for zelda. guess i could dump them while i hunt down proper ar codes for brawl

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >verification not required
                lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >verification not required
              lol

              uh NICE UV MAPPING IDIOT
              hope someone got fired for THAT blunder

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Peach doesn’t have a Sex Kick sadly

      So you’re wrong

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >smash scene is so sanitized that they refuse to say sex kick during tournament streams now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't need to have a sex kick. OP wanted to know where she learned to fight, she learned from Smash.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well it’s made up for the movie because Peach has never attacked like that unless you count that comic some anon posted here

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Its a generic kick.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's her obstacle course dumbass

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peach should of been black and voiced by Whoopi Goldberg

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite part of Mario movie is when Peach yassqueen slays the the charchin chucks wearing MAGA hats and protects trans kids and colored bodies

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up already

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Manga isn't canon moron.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If the manga isn't canon then neither is the movie so why does it matter here?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Because I'm a chud who needs to propagate faux outrage culture for clicks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Neither is this movie you mouth-breathing homosexual

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day troony homosexual

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >instant aggression
            signs of autism

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >instant aggression
              >signs of autism
              you were aggressive first sperg.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Never change.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Trannies should never change what God made them.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                God made them Trannies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No he didn't transsexualism is a sin.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The devil isn't real Black person.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yes she is, and you're going to see her when you die, troony.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Hades
                >She

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mario
        >canon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this Mario canon doesn't exist, is a fricking videogame series with no continuity

          that being said this take on Peach does look cringy but I would frick her VA in the vagene, her elvish aliens features are exotic and makes me rock hard

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nta but that’s actually kinda odd. Every almost game being it’s own world.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I keep seeing shit like this, and it makes me not want to see the movie I wish Entertainment will stop with this wyman empowerment crap, it's unrealistic and doesn't sell.

        have a nice day troony homosexual

        You will never be a real woman.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Stop projecting, I'm not the troony here.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Neither will you, homosexual, frick off.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literally the entire Mario series is based on the manga

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mario canon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >getting an eyefull of upskirt
      hnnnnng

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rude

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are people so butthurt over peach doing things in the movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well for me, I hate majority of people who live here in America and hope they suffer horribly and/or get shot in a grocery store/school like they already do every month. So by extension I hate things made by them like this Mario movie. They shouldn't ever be laying hands on franchises made by non subhuman people.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        subhuman 3rd world russian monkey

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Hates England 2.0
        >Speaks in English
        Frick off.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Toad Stool

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Could we just call her Peach Toadstool?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean toadsworth?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I keep seeing shit like this, and it makes me not want to see the movie I wish Entertainment will stop with this wyman empowerment crap, it's unrealistic and doesn't sell.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >unrealistic
      So is Mario. It's a toy brand, it's fiction.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Mario is a video game
        >Unrealistic
        I was talking about the whole girlboss wymen who kick every man's ass, crap Hollywood keeps shitting out. moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Mario is a video game
          Wrong, he's a mascot for Nintendo. He's a brand, not just a video game.

          >I was talking about the whole girlboss wymen who kick every man's ass
          Which doesn't exist in this movie, as zero trailers showed this what so ever. Take meds. Or die late. One of the two.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hate woke shit too but honestly I don't think this movie is like that. Having Mario save Luigi instead of a girl he didn't even know is much better way to tell the story, They'll probably have Peach be captured in the sequel so the bros will have to work together.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, it isn't you are a cuck.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't Princess Peach, This is Princess Daisy why are women so threatened by females who are traditionally feminine like Princess Peach.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >alternate timeline
    >Peach would have been damsel in distress for the 80th time
    >alternate timeline v
    >UGH how fricking original, Nintendo, how about you do something new you goddamn stagnant as frick corpos, even when its not a game, its still the same fricking shit, holy frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, let's never have a woman, be a damsel in distress ever because this empowered women crap is working so well for Hollywood.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >alternate timeline
      >Peach would have been damsel in distress for the 80th time
      Sounds like a hit movie to me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >*Laughs in Sonic Movies*

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >her face when you stick it in for the first time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This makes me not want to see it more than anything. Holy frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >when a fart becomes a shart

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna kiss her cute ears uwu

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is gonna suck ass. The question is if it's gonna be as bad as the 1993 movie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I would never think nintendo would make a peach that didn't give me a boner but here we are.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not Nintendo, it's Illumination

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why is her head so big? She looks like the mascot costume they use at Super Nintendo World

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        her head is always big, especially in mainline where they are often the biggest dependin, like Odyssey..

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Anita Sarkeesian to complain about the overused empowered women who don't need no man trope in movies and video games.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    everyone in this thread is me talking to myself btw

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Princess Peach can do this obstacle course just like Xena Warrior Princess, but Mario has trouble frick this.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Practicing her CBT skills with me.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is so tired. What are some animated kino that aren't bumbling male lead being upstaged by sassy mary sue girlboss movies?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't the penguin guy go into a depression and then the sexy penguin girl step in to give him a backbone because he turned into a total pussy half way in?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone ignoring the fact that Peach is going out of her way to look for Mario to do all the work, like its some kind of prophecy because even Bowser is hunting for a mustached man despite him having an army and a power star
    Peach once again useless like always, depending on Mario to deal with Bowser like always. It doesn't matter if she's doing a backflip 360 no scope, she clearly can't save her own kingdom like always and cant do shit to Bowser. She's just ready to go down with the ship if Mario doesn't step in.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Princess Peach isn't useless for being a damsel in distress the whole reason why Bowser kidnaps her is because she's important she's the ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Super Mario Bros. 2, Super Princess Peach, Super Mario 3D Land.
    Peach has had her fair share of adventures.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You mean Super Mario 3D World, not Super Mario 3D Land that was just Mario.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Right, thanks for the correction.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not opposed to a more active Peach, I just think they're going about it in a weird way where she's alongside Mario instead of getting intel, sabotaging Bowser and sending messages to the Mario Bros. It's how they used her in the first two Paper Mario games, and I think it'd be a way to show she's not helpless while playing to her actual strengths.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The issue here is not that Peach can't go on adventures is that it is the origin story, and she's not the Damsel in Distress. Her going on adventures with Mario should have waited for the sequel, but every movie gotta have a woke empowered female character because that trope is allowed. But God forbid a woman being saved by a man or act feminine.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I wanna start a family with Peach and pass my genes into Mushroom Kingdom Royalty

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shoulda saved slayqueen Peach for the sequel. I wanna see the Mario Bros go on an adventure.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Since Super Mario Bros 2 she was playable.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the sequel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Since Super Mario Bros 2 she was playable.

      Super Mario Bros 1 she was a damsel in distress SMB2 she was playable, why can't they just copy that formula for the movies? And anyway this girlboss shit is so dykey can we get female characters who act like females?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She had that one DS game, Super Princess Peach or something like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And Nintendo wants you to forget it ever existed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The mere fact that both you and I acknowledge its existence means that they failed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, she fought with a talking parasol and her female emotions she never kicked ass like Xena Warrior Princess. Pointing to Smash Bros and Super Princess Peach to explain away why Peach is a Mary sue is just a leftist sjw cope.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where did Mario?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hate this Peach.
    She looks like a mare. A fricking horse faced girl.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I swear this whole thing wouldn't get so much shit if she didn't have that uncanny generic 3D Disney look going on and looked like Peach instead of a some bootleg knock off animation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This whole thing wouldn't get so much shit if Nintendo made this movie in house instead of relying on a Western studio to do it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      most design look bad but the background is good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Still….. WOULD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, gamers just hates western content
      Easy good west bad.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind Peach being a yas queen girlboss, but I don't tolerate fanboys refusing to listen to any criticism. It's why I refuse to consider most console exclusives to be good.

    >hey, TLOU has too many walk-and-talk segments, and the zombie sections are kinda boring
    >LOL KYS TENDIE

    >I wish Mario and Rabbids had less voice lines, the rabbids are annoying
    >LOL DILATE SNOY YWNBAW

    It's the same thing day in and day out, across every platform, across almost every bit of media. Why do you guys have to be like this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it would be so much easier for them and just say "okay is a different take on her but I'm personally fine with it" rather than go through heaps of mental gymnastics making a fool of themselves saying shes always been that way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It's the same thing day in and day out, across every platform
      Let it all go then, this place and every other platform is worthless.
      "Keeping connected" is nothing more than a meme.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mario and Rabbids is more of an Ubisoft game than a Nintendo game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day, ACgay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you have a kid's movie to be simping for?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How old is too old to go watch the Mario movie, Gavin McInnes?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Being Mario isn't the problem. It's the fact that it's an illumination movie, aka ground zero for minions and fart jokes, and the occasional marvel avengers snarky quip.

            >Bowser Twerking
            >dance party ending
            >someone says "awkward"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >It's the same thing day in and day out, across every platform, across almost every bit of media. Why do you guys have to be like this?
      Well you are doing the equivalent of trying to have a political discussion on a mcdonalds line. The chance of good discussions is not 0 but you shouldn't be expecting any of that.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All this and Luigi might not even have his moment with Electric powers lmao

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    While I hate Peach's characterization in the Movie, she actually does do a slide kick in Super Princess Peach. So I won't make a fuss about that in particular.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    take this doodle peachfriends

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks Andy sweetie

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        awwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      peachy

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Guessing Bowser isn't interested in this version of Peach either, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Peach has more testosterone than Bowser now.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Legit surprised there isn't any leaks yet, usually when a movie is just a few weeks away we basically know all the big plot points and details.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Craziest prediction.
      Mario defeats Bowser

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