Where does your villain live?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At your moms house

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Where does your villain live?"
    >posts the hero's castle
    wut?

  3. 2 years ago
    Faggot op

    85115400
    My villain is m2f trans. He lives rent free

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >villain is too poor to afford a potion of transmogrification
      >has to resort to mutilation
      Shit villain

      • 2 years ago
        Frottage Cheese

        >shit villain
        >secretly very self conscious about her stinky neo-vegana
        >hero exploits this info for the W
        Pottery

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          His* stinky vegana

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what am I reading?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like he's claiming squatter's rights

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Skeletor doesn't live in Castle Greyskull, dingus.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right. The villain does.

    • 2 years ago
      Dennis

      Right. The villain does.

      >I am Randor, King of Eternia!
      >I didn't vote for you!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Right. The villain does.

        neither does Randor. The sorceress Teela Na lives there

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In a drill-shaped wizard tower that drilled into the last villains throne room and killed him.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In a black spiky castle

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He lives in a ziggurat inside of a city in a giant dome-shaped cave (with a magic sun) which is also underneath a massive ridge of mountains.
    They also have a gate that is the only pass through the mountain ridge, which has an elevator to the city below.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    At the edge of vision and across mirrors and just behind the eyes.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    here

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In your pants.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just checked. There's nothing. Jokes on you!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's warded by powerful magic.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a sinister looking castles thread! Post em

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Seconded!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm cheating, I just wanted to post Scarlet Manor.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Somewhere in the dark & nasty regions where nobody goes stands an ancient castle....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And, of course, castle Duckula.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The big villain of my setting doesn't really live anywhere. He is a powerful lich that reforms every so often, there is a forbidden cult which worships him during his long torpor & when he reconstitutes he marshals his forces & terrorizes the lands again. The Sword of Heroes is his only bane. The Sword is wielded by champions who usually are enough to shatter his form & destroy him for a time. Little does anyone know that this fabled sword is actually his phylactory. The sword does nothing special in the way of killing him, but if one were to destroy the sword it would destroy the lich. Too bad heroes are so dumb

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's on f-list 99% of the time

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is a shapeshifter who masquerades as the Chuch of the Oak and Ash's Preceptor, the crime Lord the "Ragamuffin Man", the young and eligible Lord Belkor who is currently trying to frick as many lord's wives and daughters as possible to gather blackmail. The Trade Consortium's Chef Ledgerman, and a shady barber in the foreign quarter. He mostly resides in Lord Belkor's estates. But he does whatever he needs to maintain his personas

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he lives in the world at the end of time and simply projects himself into the past when he needs to be up to no good.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In my moms belly, little shit is going to get whats coming to him

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    next door

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In your walls

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He lives in the enchanted Piss Forest, where he uses corrupted elemental magic from the Plane of Ooze to make excrement golems and urea weirds.

    His robe used to be white.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In a Fortress of Regrets within the Negative Material Plane brought into being by the overwhelming regret felt by the PC's group leader for prior deeds he doesn't even remember

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now THAT'S what i call edgy

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hell

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Underground

    Kind of under a glacier

    Near Connecticut or so

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In a factory that produces products associated with his villain theme.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    California

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mar-a-Lago

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    France

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Moon.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    underwater, they're the land that my setting's main civilisation is built on. kind of like a world turtle crossed with azathoth

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