WHERE THE FRICK IS HEIHACHI?!?! THOSE FRICKERS REALLY TOOK HIM AWAY FROM US DIDNT THEY?

WHERE THE FRICK IS HEIHACHI?!?!
THOSE FRICKERS REALLY TOOK HIM AWAY FROM US DIDN’T THEY?
THEY WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!!

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fellow Heibro.... our time has come... we have been banished to the Tekken club of abandoned old men with Baek, Wang and Jinpachi...

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mecha-heihachi
    Trust the plan bro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mecha-heihachi bros… not like this…

      Cope version of heihachi. Frick that. Give me heihachi in his non-canonical flesh and blood Kazumi style.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if, cyborg heihachi?
        Heihachi revived by the G corporation ready to fight again now with new and enhanced cyborg body part in replacement to the ones he lost, now his electric attacks are even stronger than before and he has ROCKET PUNCH

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Robo-Heihachi with a synthetic face would be kino the likes of which we have not yet witnessed in Tekken lore.

          No matter how kino these ideas are it would imply Heihachi is alive which they don't want to do. The mundane reality is that if Heihachi makes it into 8 at all it'll probably just be in his normal form like Kazumi.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Robo-Heihachi with a synthetic face would be kino the likes of which we have not yet witnessed in Tekken lore.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HEY!
    HACHI!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mecha-heihachi bros… not like this…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gesundheit

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He’ll be the final DLC character

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We must collect our spirit energy (send death threats to Namco’s employees) to launch a powerful genkidama (bomb Namco’s headquarters if our conditions aren’t met)

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Jinpachi though?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just copy KoF with the whole "bad guy who revives every single villain of the universe" plot and there you have it, Heihachi, Jinpachi, True Ogre all live and well

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Playable Azrael?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just throw into space. No returning from that

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys i found him

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both of his VAs died from mysterious illnesses. it's best if they retire the character for safety reasons

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play Tekken (but I liked him in Soul Calibur 2), isn't Heihachi the most iconic character? Why would they get rid of him?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kazuya and Jin are about as well known as Heihachi, also Yoshimitsu and Eddie are up there too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t forget King and Paul too
        Hell, I’d say after Heihachi the most iconic would be Kazuya and then King

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because his VA died

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They could always use AI to recreate his voice.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >evil scientist creates a perfect clone of Heihachi using DNA
    >evil scientist creates robo Heihachi

    take your pick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if he actually survived the lava bath?

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