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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    development hell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but it got the pegi rating and it was supposed to release next week or month

      i'm here waiting for Katana Zero's DLC

      dont remind me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't mean shit. Games don't even have to be close to finished to get ratings. Maybe it's different for PEGI, but it's well known now that ESRB is extremely lazy and basically the developer suggests a rating and ESRB looks at a few videos of the game to see if they agree with it.
        Ever notice how no one ever b***hes and moans about their game being rated too high or tries to adjust the game to get a lower one? It's because they set the rating.
        It happens all the time with movies and the MPAA though.
        PUBG has no hitmarkers at all, you can only tell when you shot someone because of a big blood cloud, but it was rated T.
        Most Halo games are way less bloody but are always M.
        Ratings mean nothing, especially how close a game is to release.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It happens all the time with movies and the MPAA though.
          The MPA's rating system is opaque and secretive. People only eventually figured out some rules like the "one F-bomb in a PG-13 film" through trial and error. MPA won't even tell you how you re-edit your film for a different rating you just have to guess and resubmit. ESRB is extremely transparent by comparison.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only answer. If you frick up a release window (not a release date, a 1-years release window) by 1 year (and counting) with no proper explanation, it's just dev hell.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The unity build process cannot complete due to errors and they can't figure out what's causing it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that would be extremely funny but with 5 men team its possible

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only 5 gum can save us

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how can a game like this be in dev hell? it's so simple with nice art. they must be feature creeping so hard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe company/creative drama.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >First game was developed in a year
      >most voicelines were made by a single person
      >animation of a single character could be done in a single day
      >Somehow sequel is in development hell
      Did they ditch the entire engine and all the shit they had and started over with amnesia or some shit?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's in ya butt boi

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm here waiting for Katana Zero's DLC

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you and me both.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many weeks until we get a new trailer?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We got a new trailer two days ago
      Alright it was just a couple of new clips in the xbox trailer that leaked but still

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stop lying on the internet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        link?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looked pretty cool imo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You did that trailer yourself, you're not fooling anyone(i hope)

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have it at home

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I respect them for not going the hades route and releasing it early access

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Silksong isn't a roguelite you moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >genre that has so many combinations of abilities that you need extensive data from players to balance it
          vs
          >single player 2d platformer
          kys

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >They early accessed it because of balancing
            Kek at you

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            anon you are such a fool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is a rougelite, so its weird but yes we can respect them

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dev trooned out and the project blew up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was not the same guy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *girl

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Extra year of development time to record fully voiced dialogue by ProZD, Ashly Burch, and SuziHunter

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are frantically trying to find a satisfying non incomprehensible way to tie up the lore, because they didn't expect internet autists to bite the bullet so hard on the ambiguous stuff they put into the game and write up 60 page theory essays after datamining hex codes on character sprites.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Q3.
    Believe.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No need for it anymore.
    Not saying this in a competitive or dismissive way. Nine Sols is really good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny isn't it
      There was a time I believed Silksong would come out before chink sols, remembering when it was actually announced

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No need for it anymore.
      >Not saying this in a competitive or dismissive way.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how else I can say this without trying to start a moronic war when it's in no way my intent. But like, I could live if Silksong never released now. At least I believe Nine Sols is that good
        Usually other metroodvanias games leave me feeling that "yeah okay it was great but it's no silksong". Maybe my opinion will change in given a week or two after the honeymoon period ends

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not saying this in a competitive or dismissive way

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be broke art college grads
    >release 1 game
    >suddenly have x10 your country's median income
    >uuuuuh dude why are we still working exactly?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry bros this game will come out before conquest does

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2034 release date was confirmed

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably pushed back to avoid the Erdtree's blast radius

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Silksong will have the same effect as cuphead dlc when it releases the minute after everyone initially gives up on the hype

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scope creep must have gone insane and arent they like 5 guys max?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they like 5 guys
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like we're halfway done
      it does look fast to produce
      and least the first game was

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex with bugs should be in the center

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it really should, yeah.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So far, so good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sex with bugs

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get my stimulus check if I'm still on the way back to your house

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've lost track of time, I feel like it's now been a decade that you guys have been waiting for it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it has been

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody lost the bucket of flash drives, so they had to completely start over.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm friends with the devs.
    Their main priorities are their families atm. They have enough frick you money from HK's sales to give a shit about much else.
    Don't expect it anytime soon since it's basically a hobby for them and they're throwing wild ass ideas every now and then which restructure the project significantly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ai art
      >worst girl
      >easily debunked lies
      yeah I'm thinking we're in summer break

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>ai art
        That's just what british food looks like.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it has been 1932 days since reveal

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stole it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Give it back

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    something has gone catastrophically wrong behind the scenes is my guess. There was a near 20 minute gameplay video released for it in 2019 and there are very few, if any, good reasons for there to be zero info since then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TC just doesn't care about generating hype since the fanbase is self-sustaining.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure it'll be at one of the E3-likes this year

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      CLOWN EROTIC

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowdrop today, friends.

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